#YESSS THE RATS EVER

[but-a-humble-selfshipper]

Had an epiphany i think L.L. should work part time for Noisette i think that would be cute as fuck.

[koifsssh]

ITS MY BOYYYYYYY OH MY GOODNESSS

THEY LOOK SO CUTEEEEEEEE MY GOODNESSS

@koifsssh Its your boy! A little WIP of something I was thinking lately

And i Believe its kyleeartistlittle's AU

[avonne-writes]

omega gale headcanons u say?? 🫣🫣🫣

😄😄 Yesss, let’s discuss some omega Gale. Specifically, buff omega Gale 😍 I have a WIP with canonverse omega Gale (a snippet was posted already), but these are modern AUs:

1. Buff omega Gale x twink alpha John behind bars

This is directly inspired by this set of photos. I've been brainstorming with the lovely @stereobone about this idea 🩷

Gale was in pre-heat when he ended up taken by the police with an alpha's blood on him. He’s thrown into a holding cell at the station where the sole other person is some kid alpha who got caught for pickpocketing or something.

Gale didn’t tell the police that his heat was imminent because he already has heat paranoia, he’s scared of getting assaulted. But the police also fucked up because they should have asked and they shouldn't have put him in a cell with an alpha.

Now, Gale could fight Bucky 1:1 but he doesn’t really want to. Bucky's scent is enticing to him, plus the way Bucky starts yapping to him as soon as the bars close is comforting.

Unfortunately, Gale’s hormones also find this situation rather pleasant, and that's how Gale finds himself in heat locked into a cell with an alpha 10 years younger and several pounds lighter than him.

Bucky has never helped an omega through a heat before, but he’s really attracted to Gale and wants to make Gale feel better. He tries to call for the guards but when the man on shift comes over, Gale gives him such a feral, threatening look that the guy just throws his hands up and says that he’s not paid enough to get his face torn off by a blood-covered omega.

In the end, John ends up having rough sex with Gale and knotting him until the heat is over. Naturally, they both consider that only the beginning of something electric between them.

2. Muscular omega Gale x gym rat Bucky

Gale is an omega who's very self-sufficient but lonely. He hasn't had any luck finding a compatible alpha because he doesn’t like being overpowered but he’s not attracted to unassertive alphas either.

He’s also big enough to pass for an alpha himself, which doesn’t help. But he’s stubborn and decides to double down on his workout routines instead of trying to get slimmer.

This is how he meets alpha Bucky, at the gym, while working with dumbbells. Bucky can’t take his eyes off him - he’s attracted to muscular people regardless of gender or a/b/o orientation.

Bucky approaches Gale in a friendly way in the locker room and Gale blasts him with really strong pheromones and an aloof attitude because he’s tired of trying hard and then seeing another alpha turned off by his physicality or personality.

Bucky loves it though, his charming, boyish grin just gets wider, because this kind of playful and more equal dynamic is exactly what he looks for both in his friendships and as a relationship too.

They start out as friends but that turns into something more in a few weeks, and they soon find themselves in Bucky's bed (Gale's not ready to share his own yet).

After a relatively long time just getting closer to each other, Gale finally grows to trust Bucky enough to let him join Gale during his heat, and it's the most caring and sensual few days Gale has ever experienced.

Gale's pleasantly surprised that Bucky lets him lead during sex and he has an amazing time for the first time in a while. But the true shocker only comes after, when Bucky lazily tells him that he wouldn’t mind trying Gale's cock and bottoming. Gale has never done that before but he wants to after that conversation.

[ratgrinders]

It be really funny if we have a senior year campaign and Kipperlily and Lucy are still dating and like Kipperlily might not be planning assassinations anymore (I like to think as a peace move kristan makes her the student consul treasure because embezzlement could be where she thrives) but she’s still kind of vaguely evil and we get to have a Hallariel moment where Lucy is asked about if she’s okay with this and Lucy is just like “I liked her before the rage crystal and she was still like this.”

And yknow….if the bad kids are going to go on and be grand adventurers and superheroes they’ll need a reliable rogue gallery and maybe that’s who the ratgrinders are gonna be.

Kipperlilly would THRIVE in embezzlement ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!! Although I'm not sure she'd ever accept a position as a consolation prize, esp from her Worst Enemy™️. I'm picturing any situation where Kristin and Kipperlilly on the same leadership council as carnage. Absolute Carnage. There'd be no survivors. Unstoppable force (Kipperlilly's unflinching work ethic and Type A management style) meets Immovable Object (Kristin "main campaign strategy was giving speeches at the steelworkers union, who Cannot Vote" Applebees).

And YESSS that's EXACTLY how I picture it. Look imo Lucy's gotta be at least a LITTLE unhinged to be friends with all the Rat Grinders in the first place and that 100% extends to Kipperlilly. "Your girlfriend looks like she wants to kill me" "I know, isn't she cute <3".

AND YEAHHH ok my Ideal for the Rat Grinders is that their rage simmers down a bit but they still have some beef with the bad kids, just in a friendlier(?) high school rivalry way. I want Fig and Ruben constantly dissing each other and competing for #1 on the charts. I want Oisin and Adaine enemies to snarky academic rivals who constantly try to show each other up but who can eventually become friends(?). More Kristin and Buddy "you and what god?" "yours only came back once". PEAK Rat Grinders/Bad Kids dynamic to me is one where they can still be competitive and little shits to each other, just in a way healthier way this time.

[scoliosisrick]

yesss Mr. Scholiosis, come lie down in the well. Come rest your eyes, you deserve it.. You've been through so much. Come and see your wife again.

I CAN SEE HER. RATILDA'S SNIVELLING RAT FACE. I CAN FEEL HER PRESENCE CALLING TO ME. IT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED. THE GAPING VOID IN MY CHEST WHICH COULD NOT BE FILLED BY HUSBANDS NOR ELDRITCH DEITIES WILL FINALLY BE WHOLE AGAIN. DO YOU SEE HER, SKULLY? RATILDA, I MEAN. SHE LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL. THE FLEAS BURROWING THROUGH HER FUR. THE PUS-FILLED BOILS FROM THE SEWER SICKNESS. SHE IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAY I LOST HER. THE WELL WATER WILL CLEANSE ME. THE STONE WALLS WILL ENTOMB ME, AND FINALLY THE HORRORS WILL END. THANK YOU SKULLY, FOR YOU HAVE STRUCK UP YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN. I FINALLY HAVE PEACE. AND YOU, A BODY.

[prettygirl-gabi]

What could go good?

Rating: Mature

Warning: oral (f reseving & giving), fingerings, unprotected sex, creampies, smutty- fluff (at the end), breeding, hair pulling, 4 some, slight name calling, i think there's more but i haveth no clue what im missing, MDNI!!!

Category:F/M/M/M

Fandom: Obx (outer banks netflix)

Relationships: Rafe x reader x jj x pope

Not proof read... ...

It had been a long day on the island, from work 2 double shifts on the cut and figure 8 but needless to say I was tired. 

Pulling up at the Chateau and ready to fight anyone who dared to ruined my plans to sleep. "Hi boys, where's kie?" The first to stop his tomfoolery was JJ, "Oh she'd handling shit at home, I think it's her mom's birthday or some shit like that." I nod as I head to John B's room to shower, only for him to run in front of me. "No entrada sweetheart. I need the hot water so I can get ready for my date with Sarah." 

"No, JB please oh pretty please I've worked for like 48 hours straight; please just let me take a shower please I need this." He sighed "I know, but if we're gonna get the gold you gotta let me be my best looking for dinner with her family tonight." I punched his arm "You asshole, J can we go to your place or is your pops home?" JJ gave me that sad smile before shaking his head telling me everything I needed to know. 

"Ohhhh sweet loving Beautiful, handsome-" I was cut off by Pope. "C'mon plus my mom hasn't seen you, and as she stated if she doesn't lay eyes on you soon she's sending out a man hunt." I squeal in happiness, "Yesss we'll be back you asshats." I quickly snatch my keys and give them to Pope.

After a well needed shower some of Momma Havyward's cooking and Pope's clean clothes we headed back to the Chateau for my well deserved sleep. "Oh pops asked me to drop some stuff off at the Cameron's." Laying in the passenger seat I just nodded my head and close my eyes. 

I had woke up to the sound ot tapping on my window. With annoyance on my face I rolled it down. "What can I do for you in this fine day Rafe?" He smirks at me "Well well well few of my friends besides Topper are throwing a party, and we'll here's a special invite for you to come." I look for a sign that he is telling a lie. "Oh Rafey you know the only way I'd come is if yhe crew can too, but that's not all you are here for is it."

 "No, no it's not Y/n, I wanna take you out a day before the party on Friday night, just one date." Smirking at him I rolled my window up, but only for him to keep tapping. "Please I'll promise to act like a good boy the whole time." He begged at me with hopefull eyes. "Fine one date Rafe, anything goes wrong I'm leaving." He rubbed my cheek "Don't worry I'll treat you like the most perfect princess ever."

Before he could try anything else, Pope came back and was ready to go. "Yo everything good here?" He asked as he got back in the car. "Yeah everything goods here we can go home." I say as I roll my window up. "Are you gonna tell me what that was because it looked like some weird shit was going down." I shook my head nothing, its fine lets go home cause I'm tired."

As the week progressed I got more and more worried about this date, but it was to late to back out. The girls were helping me get ready for this date. "I swear Y/n if he tries any thing I will kill him with my bare hands." Sarah said with a serious look on her face. "Oki I believe you." We, mainly the boys thought I should get ready at the Chateau so they can help me with my outfits. Hell JJ was on his knees begging fore me to cancel my date with Rafe, so was Pope; however tonight they are more quite then two common house rats. 

Every single dress, shirt, skirt, hell even shoes were not up to their standards. It was now an hour before and I have not one decent outfit, cause of those two. "Fuck it JJ, Pope outside now!" I stormed out with them both hot on my tail. "Y/n slow, fuck slow down." "How does she have the shortest legs out of all of us and walk so fuckin fast." Pope says as they are trying to keep up with me. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO, YOU BOTH KEEP FUCKING UP ME GETTING READY!" I yelled as I stopped and turn to them. "Its just that we don't think you should go out with him Y/n, like seriously, he's a kook and a Cameron not to mention!" JJ exclaimed while Pope was trying to catch his breath. "Oh really, so Rafe is bad news but Sarah whos also a kook and a Cameron isn't bad news for the crew. Fuck this I'm going home and getting ready there you hypocrites!" I say as I stormed off to my house and finish getting ready by myself.

Rafe came and got me at 8 sharp and treated me like the most perfect princess ever. "So, do you want dessert or do you wanna go to part two of your date?" He asked as I finished my second glass of Stella wine. "Is it possible to get dessert to go?" I ask with a soft smile on my face. "Sure thing pretty girl. Get whatever your little heart wants.

Once we got to the open field with a cute almost drive in movie set up. "I, how did you know." He got out and opened the door for me. "I may or may not have asked Sarah for help." I reached on my tippie toes and kissed his cheek thanks for this really.

Rafe pulled my body close to his and kissed me deeply before making his way to my lower neck. I moan lightly and manage to get out "Rafe I." He rubs his thumbs over my hip bones. "Is that...this something that you want, we don't have to do anything but watch the movie I promised to be a good boy and treat you like the most perfect princess." I rest my head on his chest pondering in thought. "Rafe I've never had sex before." I say shyly

I feel his hands slide up and down my arms "I can change that if you let me." I look at him with gentle eyes and nod my head. "To be fair I didn't plan for us to have any sexual activities so I'm just gonna treat you and worry about me another time." He says as he leads me to the cute tent he had setup for us to watch the movie in. He begins to leave love bites on my neck "your mine for tonight" I whimper,as he lays me bll down and unzips my skirt. "I've been wanting a taste of you ever since you walked out your front door" Rafe slides the skirt down along with my underwear. I jumped slightly at the cold air hitting my freshly shaved, now wet and needy pussy. He pushes a finger inside and I moan "Can I add another one?" He asked with pleading eyes I nod my head "Y-y-yes give me more." Rafe hoverd over me but looks down as he pushes another one inside. Once he had set a good steady pace I moan out and squealed as the pleasure was buliding up "fuck don't stop, harder please Rafey" he removes his fingers, licking them clean and I whimper at the loss of contact.

I was about to protest but he connects his mouth with my pussy "fuck" he giggles and it sends vibrations through my entire body."You like that baby?" I nod my head and push his head down further "uhhhh I'm almost there, oh Rafey." My legs begin to shake and I cry out but he continues, letting me ride out my orgasm. 

Once I come down from my high he starts the princess and the frog while tending to my needs. "I hope that was everything you wanted." He says before laying next to me til we both fell asleep. The next morning he took to my house to get ready for work and waited on me as well.

"So how was your date?" Kie asked as we bussted tables til the boys came in. "It was like so perfect, Kie." JJ grabbed a fry from my plate and aimed for it to go in my shirt "So future kook princess are you going to the party?" "Yes, JJ I am and so is everyone else." I say as squirt ketchup om his nose. "And never call me that again." He wiped his nose on my cheek. "Sure thing lil lady." 

We burst out laughing before I gave him the rest of my food. "Soooo Y/n looks like we'll be in-laws." John B steals a fry off the plate I once had. "We've not discussed if we were officially official yet." "Yeah, probably in a new girl already." Pope says out of poket "Whoah bro what the actual fuck" Jj and Kie smack him at the same time. "I'm sorry but he's a kook and I stand on and behind not liking him."

Over the next few months Rafe would come hang out with the pouges and I at the beach and even a few parties at the Chateau. Just like tonight there was a party at the Chateau it had been like maybe 2 hours into the party when some grabbed me by my waist and pulled me into a deep kiss. I turn around to see who it is but they kiss me before I can say anything else. I moan into the kiss only to be yanked into the familiar arms of my boyfriend Rafe. "Bro what the hell, dude shes with me!" Rafe yelled at the person who kissed me. "Well obviously she liked it." I gasp once I heard those words come out of Pope's mouth. Pulling myself from Rafe's arm leaving to gind JJ and everyone else just incase a fight broke out between Rafe and Pope. 

I found JJ first "J, we hey J I need to to help-" before I could say me we could hear people yelling about a fight. JJ and I took off to see Kie, Topper and a random trying to break them apart. "She's mine you pouge get that through your head!" Rafe yelled throwing a punch to Pope's nose. I pushed my way through the crowd with JJ's tight in mine. "Guys plese stop this" I begged and pleaded as i went to break them up only to get hit on the cheek by Rafes elbows. 

"Alright party's over everyone out right now!" JJ yelled coice laced with venom. Within 10 mins everyone was cleared out. Kie went to find JB and Sarah, leaving me with JJ, powp and Rafe. "Alright wanna tell me what the fuck was that Pope." Jj asked getting me some fozen peas fir ny face. "You idiots could have seriously gitten hurt and if im the one tmdoing the parenti g we've hut rock bottom. "Look j, pope kiss Y/n, my girl I felt that evey lick he got from me was well deserved." Rafe sighed before holding his head down. "Look I'm- I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm sorry." Pope said before storming out.

Well that was weeks ago I've done my best to avoid everyone including Rafe. "Aye, Y/n we gotta talk." Kie says as she pulls me in The Wreck right before my shift stared. "What Kie, I just wanna do my shift and go home." Ju

"Just, just listen to me. We miss you jj and JB have been giving Pope hell, please just comeback." She begged. "Kie things are weird its nit like how when jb kissed you." I say as I start start working my shift.  

"Table for 3 please." I hear out of Pope's mouth to see JJ and Rafe right behind him. "Get Kie to set you 3." "Yo Kie Y/n is ending her shift lil early and I'll you 500 on the spot." Rafe stated handing her 500 dollars on table and lead me his range rover with the other 2 following close behind. "What, whats happening?" I stop and turn to the three boys staring me down. "We are gonna talk and discuss some things sweetheart, that's all." JJ says in a soft tone, "Now get in princess, please." I get in the car first with the 3 boys right behind me. Rafe put his hand on my thigh. "Everything's good I promise." Rafe state as he pull into his drive way. 

"We just, God fuck ok so... all 3 of us like you in a romantic way." JJ says grabbing at his har as we sit of the front porch. "Yea and we couldn't have a conversation without you, that is until Pope here suggested we share you romantically that is." "Wait please explain." I say look between all 3 boys. "Pope sits up ready to explain. "We fuck, we love you and we put up with each other and we all love you like the beautiful queen you are." I stil there in shock. "So what, what do you think?" Rafe asked with an eager look on his face. "No, no fighting over me, we communicate and I say when things get to much for me, yea." I say nodding my head.

After our I long talk we ended up in One of the guest rooms. The one thing we cabt decided on is who gets to taste this sweet pussy of yours first." Rafe said with an evil smirk on his face. I roll my eyes "bullshit and you kno who's first." Rafe stops smirking and turns to me with his hand around my neck pullingbmy close to his face. "Eatch your mouth princess" I glare at him "I can say whatever I fucking want to say because you're not my dad soooo."

He turns to JJ "You wanna handle this?" JJ walks and stands in from onto me "That's no problem." He stalks up to me even more "Watch your mouth, lil lady. " I roll my eyes "make me!" he chuckles "I have many ways to make you but I'll say it for the last time watch your fucking mouth." I cross my arms with a smirk on my face. "And I said make me." he smirks "Oh I will don't worry." He grips my waist "I'll fuck those manners out of you if I have to" I laugh "yeah rig-" he cuts me off by kissing me intensely. 

I moan "mmm" he pushes my skirt up and connects his mouth with my thighs before he uses two of his fingers amd slowly slide them in my pussy "Oh my goddd." He chuckles and it sends vibrations to my pussy "Yesss" I push his head down and I squeal "fuck J" he smacks my thigh "Watch your mouth." He pushes his two fingers inside of me fast and I cry out "I'm gonna cum" he immediately backs away and before I can protest Pope walks up with a weird looking vibrator."This is a magic wand and it's works wonders but for you it's gonna make you cum over and over again until you can't take it anymore, until you learn your manners."

 I begin to back in to the top of the bed but I feel arms wrap around me and I see strands of blonde hair "I thought we went over the rules already, hmm?" I roll my eyes and I feel a stinging sensation on my ass "Don’t try me babygirl, I'll do way worse then that vibrator." I get lifted to end up skin tio skim with Rafe as he holds me in his lap with my legs spread wide. "Go ahead Pope, she's not going anywhere" Pope chuckles "Should I turn it all the way" JJ looks down at me "Should he put it on it's highest setting, lil lady?" I open my mouth to answer but it's replaced with a moan "holy shit" Rafe yanks on my hair "Watch that mouth of yours princess." The vibrations become more intense within every minute or so, I squeeze my eyes shut and orgasm. "You can cut it off I'll take it from here" JJ and pope leave the bed room and Rafe smiles at me "You look really beautiful princess, by the time we're done with you your gonna be a fucking mess...a moaning non speaking mess." He climbs on top of me "Are you ready for me to do this?" I nod my head "Yes Rafey" he chuckles "Okay." 

He thrusts into me leaving me no time to adjust to his size "Yess babe right there" he wraps his hand around my throat and squeezes lightly. I wrap my legs around him "Please go harder" he slows down "Bad girls don't get rewarded" I pout and he leans down to kiss me then he bites my bottom lip. pHe begins to rub my clit and the pleasure becomes intense "you gonna follow your rules princess" I nod my head "yes" he smacks my inner thigh "Yes what, princess? " I moan "yes daddy." He begins to thrust into me at speeds unknown "you gonna be my good little girl hmm?" I nod my head "Yesss yesss I promise." He moans "Fuck your so tight." I run my nails down his back leaving marks "I'm gonna" I make noises that I didn't know I could even make then I blank out.

I thought we were done until JJ and Pope came back fully naked and noticeable hard."Look at her," Pope laughed mockingly from where he was standing. "Pope I got her pussy, you take her mouth." Pope walked closer to me with my mouth wide open, thrusting his dick in and out of my mouth, both of his hands in my hair. "She loves taking our dicks so much, J. Insatiable little thing."

 I heard Rafe give a small chuckle of his own from behind me, still holding me like a rag doll. JJ thrusts his hips faster while Rafe took the vibrator and put it on my clit with the highest setting. At some point Rafe ended up being in me as well with his own cock thrust in and out of my pussy at a faster speed. Causing me to jerk forwards and gag a little on Pope's dick, making all 3 men laugh. My cheeks heated up in embarrassment, but, ultimately, I'm enjoying myself. "She's so fucking wet, boys" Rafe cooed, smoothing his fingers across my nipples, causing JJ grasping her hips to slam her harder back into him. "She's making a mess. Drenching me and the bed."

 "Stupid slut," Pope spat, taking his cock out of my mouth and running it across my swollen lips. He smacked it lightly across my faces, smearing my own spit around my delicate skin. "Gets wet over being used by her three boyfriends." "Mhm, please," I manage to mutter. 

 "What do you want, our sweet girl ?" Pope hissed as jerked himself to the way JJ and Rafe were fucking into me "Want your cock, Pope." I whimper out andfeel their non stop thrust speed up more. "Good girl, baby" Rafe murmured and squeezed your cheeks with his strong fingers so you pouted, then he dug a little deeper and caused a pain that made your mouth fall open, your tongue sticking out for him. "Take it like a good slut, Y/n."

 I accepted Pope's cock back into my mouth, loving the heavy weight of it on my tongue whilst Rafe kept rammed into me from behind. I felt JJ cave a little over me to press kisses at my neck, causing me to shiver from the chain dangling from his neck.

 Rafe took the chain in his hand lightly and pulled JJ into a kiss over my head. Some how JJ managed to slam into me harder now, the wet sounds filling the house and making me blush. Their large cocks were hitting spaces that I didn't even realise existed and I whined around Pope's dick who laughed as he had the look of amusement across his face as if he weren't being sucked off. "Pretty little slut," Rafe growled and then his fingers drifted to my clit. "You wanna cum? Gotta make us cum first, bunny." 

JJ stopped being over you, proceeding to slam mercilessly inside of me. "Look at her tits bounce," Pope mentioned, "So fucking hot." "Mm," Rafe murmured, "I have a good view of them from back here. So nice and round." "Could use her all day," JJ agreed, "These pretty little lips are amazing." 

"Once we've came, you should try her back here, she so fucking thick and so good." Rafe said, and I whimpered at the degrading comments they were sharing, as if I weren't even here. "She's practically clenching around my cock with every thrust. Greedy little cock slut, in't right baby." He slapped your thigh. 

 "Hmm, maybe I should." Pope hummed and brushed some of your hair out of your face to look down at you, your eyes meeting. "Our greedy little cock slut, Y/n." I whimper as the three of them came in my used holes. I was woren out but some how still wanted and craved for more. "Oh, baby all I have to do is just slide in, fuck so wet and tight for us." Pope say as he slowly slides his dick into my used cunt with me now on all fours.

"Mmm s'big can't take more." I whine out. "Aww c'mon baby take Pope's dick like you took mine, and Rafe's." JJ says as he gently shoves his cock in your mouth. He hears my whimper. smiles and licks his lips. “Pretty, so fucking pretty."

“So good,” Pope groaned as he continue to move in and out of my still full cunt, rolling his hips against mines and working his cock in me. “Fuck yes,” I breathed, and Pope somehow gathered my wrists in one hand, pinning them behind my back. Pope's fingers with his other tightened on my hips, and I watched J's face, contorted in pleasure, mouth open as I sucked his dick like it was my last.

“You look so good making her come,” Rafe managed to murmured, “so fucking hot,” I started feeling that familiar tightness in my cunt as I clench around Popes's dick. “I’m not going to last,” Pope choked out, Wooyoung gripping your head and taking his dick out of your mouth only to thrust it back in faster while, Rafe spoke up. “Let me help,” he reached under me to rub firm and frantic circles against my clit, causing me too arch suddenly in response, with my body trembling.

Pope clung to you, biting out a curse as he started to come, the combination of his frantic thrusts and Rafe's fingers pushing you over the edge again. With your wrists pinned and your hips held in place, I struggled against the three of them as they held me down to ride out my orgasm. Only for JJ to come all over your tits. "Are you okay baby?" I nod my head "Yes I feel fine, I'm just gonna go to the bathroom." As soon as my feet touch the ground I fall but I catch myself on the bed. I look at the three of them "your a fucking incubus or something, I can't even walk" Pope chuckles "I'll carry you." 

They all made their way into the bathroom to help me get cleaned up and taking care of my needs before theirs. "I... I really had fun boys. Thanks." I relax in the bath more, "You did wonderful lil lady, plus you're our girl we gotta make sure you're taken care of." JJ says causing Pope and Rafe to nod I'm agreement.

From that point on the 4 of us we inseparable and the whole island knew it too. No matter where I went one or all of the boys were with me when JB, Sahara or Kie couldn't be.

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Thank you for reading! 🩵🩶

-Prettygirl-gabi

@ihe4rttwd @princessbun-ee @rubiehart ....... and many moree....

[starscoffeecreamer]

Rodimus letting Minimus drink from his breasts.

He let him do so as Ultra Magnus and the mech now being Minimus is no different. Roddy is a carrying type mech and his frame no matter becoming prime is still meant for emerging new sparks into the world.

It’s another thing he hates about himself. No one but a servo full of bots know and Ultra Magnus being one of them was an accident. The mech walked in on him with his chest plates off, breasts out, engorged and sore because he was about to go into heat.

Roddy didn’t know what to expect but Ultra Magnus shutting the door and getting on his knees blushing asking for some and to help was not what he expected.

Ever since they’ve had secret meetings where Magnus now Minimus drinks from his breasts when they become too full and the load bearer drains him of all substance.

Only problem is Drift and Ratchet keep trying to court Roddy who dodges their attempts because he doesn’t want to get his spark broken and he doesn’t know how to tell them his status or the arrangement he and Minimus has that neither want to end.

oughhhhh yesss Mini/mus helping Rodi/mus with his heavy achy boobs, draining them to help with his back (mini/mus has a lactation kink, 100% scientifically proven I googled it)

dri/ft and rat/chet trying to court him during all this? icing on the cake, imagine they find out and are just like "that's cool we'll still take you as our bf" and Roddy's just shocked at how much mental turmoil he was in just for them to be fine with it

then they alllll get to help with his achy, leaky tiddies as they fuck his holes into oblivion

[oddvanilla]

kinda pray for monkeypox not becoming a big deal

like our world going NUTS we dont need it too THO very often i think about how everythinh that happens is part of future's history and it makes me kinda less paranoid because people been thorught worse and it wont be a big deal for anyone

ALSO GOT REALLY OFFENDED BY THE APPLICATION THAT CPVID MADE PEOPLE STRUGGLE WITH ASKING FOR KETCHUP for me it qasnt covid i swear i jusy became insane and now try to get more like a human

YESSS YOU GET ITTT!!! LIKE I JUST HOPE ITS NOT TRUE. THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION IS ALREADY FINDING CURES TO IT OR SOMETHING LIKE OMG PLS GO BACK TO FINDING A CURE FOR CANCER LIKE MONKEY POX WONT GET THAAAT BAD....right

(upcoming yap session put Ur seat belts on)

I often think about how back then it was way worse. Like ah yes, I'm a Victorian child born into a lower class family and I'm forced to labour all my life living in the streets of London or something. Of course, you don't have food or water or any source of hygiene to begin with. The worst part is..water quality was so bad back then that if you don't have drinking water; people just drink beer instead.

Imagine your 6 year old daughter working her life off mining in a cave with starvation since yesterday and you have to just give her MORE beer to fill her stomach 😭 like oh GOD that's miserable..

and after all that, im surprised the diseases we get now are more "dangerous" than back then. Mind you, people in the 1800s or 1700s had like NO technology to even think of finding a cure. Like damn you didn't even invent a microscope YET. <- I'll educate you a bit about history..the first microscope as a CONCEPT was made by a Dutch man named Zacharias Janssen all the way back in 1590!!! But the first MODERN microscope that we know nowadays with all the different lenses and even coloured was in 1774. That's like almost 2 centuries later...and incase you haven't focused in your 7th grade science class, the first atomic theory was in 1804. If you understand where I'm going with this, we humans are slow as HELLL.

I'm mentioning all of this saying dude...you're telling me people back then had some deadly diseases, couldn't cure it, DIED on streets, and didnt even GET quarantine.

LIKE NO OLIVIA YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A WIFE IN THE 1800s. NOT ONLY WILL YOU GET YOUR RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY BUT YOURE ALSO GONNA GET BORN, MARRIED AT 7 YEARS OLD TO THE PRINCE OF FRANCE, GET A DEADLY VIRUS AND DIE BY 12. MUST BE SOO NICE TO BE A WIFE IN THE 1800s CAUSE YOURE BORN IN THE WRONG GENERATION...right?? ❤️

Talking about generation...which I bet everyone is sick of me talking about..but like dude would our generation survive if we just got a time machine to the 17th century. Although I dont believe in the evolution theory because we are NOT monkeys but I believe over time humans learn new skills, which changes their life styles therefore their bodies change too because every creature adapts. Cool!!

You ever see those articles about how nowadays we stay on our phone all day and that'll make our bodies lazy and not used to work blah blah blah,, at first I was gonna say if we go back to the time the Spanish flu for example started we would PROBABLY survive because we have better education, better immune systems due to actual healthcare and we could definitely survive with just common sense. Like wtf?? I'm NOT going to visit by rat filled basement bare foot..

HOWEVER compare the average human who sits on bed all day scrolling and laughing at a glowy rectangular shaped decide called a phone...we would not last a day without internet...at least I know I wouldn't 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

So like...think about it. Why is corona so dangerous?? It's only borderline to older diseases. Or maybe it's the other way around. Corona itself is DEADLY, but it's just the situation and life style we have today that makes me wonder why it's harmless. Like cough cough I got covid oh no!!! I can just stay in my home all day.. like you get what I mean?? I'm sure you would just get back to work if you were unfortunately lower class victorian child and had covid..and dying probably gives you more peace than working a lifetime for 10 cents..

So that's it!!! Silly lil rant about Victorian children, diseases, Humans Adapting, science and history, and of course generations. MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT!!!

[andromedism]

top 5 macden moments?

Thank you for allowing me to think about this even more than usual. ❤️

1. It will always be the RPG handoff in “Tends Bar.” That look on Dennis’ face when he realizes Mac got him a gift, that rare moment of openness and vulnerability. Watched this as it aired back in 2017, and during this part, I jumped out a window and was killed instantly and I’m actually a ghost telling this to you now.

2. Their blowout fight in “Mac Bangs Dennis’ Mom.” Imagine me sitting on my couch tenting my hands together like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons and saying “mm yesss yesss good good” when I watch this scene.

3. I am a sucker for Hugh Honey and Vic Vinager. If I’m reading a fic where they come up, I yell and rip my shirt off like the hulk. I have no shirts anymore. I’ve had to cut holes in reusable grocery bags and wear them. I just got a corner office at work, and immediately bought this art print of them to put up because it’s a canon event in my life to do this.

4. We do have an American hero in the house tonight. A strong man, a brave man. He's the kind of man who knows exactly who he is. He doesn't hide under a toupee. He faces his challenges, instead of just retreating to the sewers...nude to forage for rings and coins. Or to the toilets. Or to a life filled with rats. He's the kind of man who gives me the courage to do an amazing double jackknife twist, which I did. Most of you people wouldn't even attempt that. I did it. And to go down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later, on the very same night, which I also did. And I licked her assh*le a little bit. It was pretty good. It was all right. It wasn't great. But it was fine. And I knew that it was gonna be fine because this guy would be here to catch me if I faltered. Yeah. The world is a safer place when he's around. ♪ Did you ever know that you're my hero? Cause you are the wind Beneath my wings. ♪ Thank you. Thanks.

5. Thought about the “Dennis Gets Divorced” boy toy scene for too long and now mascara is dripping down my face (I’m not wearing mascara).

Honorable Mentions:

The little shrug and smile they exchange at the end of MADBU gets me every time. It’s like a scene from a Nora Ephron film. Why would they do that to me, personally?

This should probably be in the top five, and it’s still fresh so I haven’t figured out where to rank it yet, but they shared a bed in “Inflates.” They did that. Them. Woof.

DDL’s “Um...there's really no easy way to say this, but, um, Mac and I aren't just friends. He's actually my, uh...” “Lover.” “Partner” still goes hard. That’s ao3 dialogue right there.

[copyspaghetti]

Tenegaru (twit), honeypotluck (ao3), an anonymous secret 3rd person and I talked about a Mob Psycho X Undertale AU and I made art for it

[ID: Pixel art of Reigen Arataka reimagined as an anthropomorphic foxlike monster in an undertale AU. He sits in a mostly barren office, with a table, a laptop, a printer, a potted plant in the corner, and a window with the blinds half drawn. The ambient light is red-ish. He is backlit by the yellow window. Reigen has one arm behind his head, is reclining in his chair, and has the other paw lifted up with the pointer finger and claw stretched out. The left text box reads "* Welcome to Spirits & Such * I'm Reigen Arataka * Greatest PSYCHIC of the 21st CENTURY" and the right text box reads "Buy", "Sell", "Talk", "Exit", "3G", "2/8". The talk-option is selected by the red heart. /End ID]

AU notes under the cut

Anon: Okay I haven’t left yet. But I would love to see an UT/DT style Spirits&Such shop for him.

Lucky: tbh him being some kind of trickster that follows frisk!Mob around in a UT au. literally everybody knows reigen is full of shit, but Mob is so trusting lmao. somehow all of the shitty things Reigen sells Mob along the way actually end up being useful in wacky ways.

Tenegaru: weird buffs, good heals.

Anon: That would be neat! I can see him as maybe a foxlike monster or even a Boss Monster w shit stats lmao. God what would his voice clip sound like??? 🤔

Tenegaru: aa aaa aaa aa a a a a a ae e e e e ee ee æ ee.

Anon: Just any clip of Sakurai screaming and just take a sample and repeat it.

Me: Shit stats yesss but he has his special moves and they're the stupidest ever but he keeps winning.

Anon: *This is one of Reigen’s signature moves.

Tenegaru: salt splash rains salt.

Me: A single flake of salt rains through the screen. He's like oops running out, anyway.

Lucky: "ask this magic 8 ball special questions and it will always show you the right path to take! and that'll be a gazillion gold, kid" *mob literally is never lost and thinks it's because the 8 ball has all the the right answers after all, but it's just that he's extraordinarily lucky*

Me: XD excellent choice, Mob.... The blue flowers all say stuff about how Reigen is a fraudster like negative reviews.

Lucky: "it's not nice to lie" - mob, defending reigen's honor. he refuses to listen to anybody about the fox lmao. 😭 imagine it actually makes reigen feel bad.

Me: I think Ekubo would be a monster he meets like the Mad Dummy.

Anon: He’s a ghost that takes the form of a ratted dummy and he’s just walking around, leaving fluff around everywhere lol.

Tenegaru: i dunno maybe he’d be like lancer and start out as an enemy but join the team like he does in canon lol.

Anon: Mixing both UT and DR together forgive me. [Referring to the party of Kris, Ralsei and Susie vs. Solo Frisk (with inner Chara)]

Lucky: eku joining the party and kind of quietly keeping mob out of trouble is sweet.

Anon: How would timelines be into play? That’s another question 🤔 Ekubo would show up from time to time on the title screen. He says you’re doing good in leading Mob in the right direction when you’re a Pacifist. But if you so wanted, you could reset everything….. or switch your current route up and start killing. Who knows.

Me: My vision: Mob runs into a weird dummy in the junkyard that is being worshipped by small random monsters and the dummy comes to life and it's Ekubo and then he follows Mob around. One of Ekubo's moves is making a little minion attack you.

Anon: Ohh please! That’s adorable. They try to make you laugh too.

Me: Do they tell horrible punny jokes in style with the original UT?

Anon: Oh god yes! We need that ROFL random humor in there too.

Me: Mezato, what would she be?

Anon: Honestly, I haven’t thought about it yet. I was mainly thinking about the main party like in DT and how they’d function. But I do know Mob would be the only human fs.

Me: I think maybe Mezato is a mini fox, same kind as Reigen, but Reigen insists that he's the only real fox around so clearly Mezato is something else XD you know how there are lots of dogs like lesser dog ? This time there's a lot of foxes.

Anon: Maybe a fennec fox?

[starlightshadowsworld]

(Casey raised by Shredder AU)

I'm SO interested in Irma's part!! Especially in how she slots in, I'm guessing you're going for April, Casey and Irma to be actual friends right? Cause that'd be so cool!

Plus I like to think they both figure each other out before the turtles + April. Like one day they're both like 'yeah uhh lets keep between us?'

plusplus! Casey helping Irma be more 'human' since she's a robot (or in your AU a cyborg raised mostly by the Kraang)

In the end the turtles are like 'Casey can you BELIEVE Irma was a cyborg? Whats next? You got some secret?" and case just like 0_0'' nooo defo not... ;) with only Irma getting it fully.

PS if Irma did befirend the turtles Donnie would defo be friends (maybe science BFFs?) since she like science and is ya know a CYBORG!

It's funny you mention Irma because that reveal is in the chapter I have been procrastinating 😅.

I absolutely love that "can you believe it, do you have some secret we don't know Casey" gold, so good.

I did go back and fourth on Casey knowing, and I'm going to say Casey does know as does Irma.

But April does not.

Irma, Casey and April are all friends. Casey and April both know about the turtles.

Irma does not but will.

Casey was casually hacking the Krangs database, because he was bored and found their files on Irma.

Irma's parents were scientists who made contact with the Krang. They had a deal, tech for info on earth.

Irma as a kid got into an accident, the Krang saved her and she became a cyborg. Her parents didn't well to this, were killed and the Krang raised her.

Irma eventually ran away and has been hiding in New York ever since. She found out about the turtles, Casey and April from the Rat King incident.

Casey and her were in a cage together after all and she saw the fight go down.

Casey cornered her afterwards, afraid for the safety of his friends. Both spilled their secrets and have swore to protect each other.

They are afraid to tell the truth incase they're shunned for it.

I do love the idea of Casey helping Irma "be more human." Luckily she's surronded by April and Casey who are bizzare by human standards so no one bats an eye.

Irma has kept her knowledge of the turtles a secret. She knows the Krang are involved but she's been afraid to get involved.

That is until the invasion happens.

It's not caused by her finding the lair though, it's April instead.

Oh her and Donnie will become friends, she will befriend the rest of the turtles.... But not for a while.

Leo is immediately distrusful of a stranger in the lair, especially when said stranger was involved with the Krang.

But April's trust and Irma joining in the fight does help that, if a little.

April's just like you're both idiots and I love you.

I do need science bros Donnie, Casey and Irma yesss. You've given me the motivation to finish this chapter, thank you 💜

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

No one can ever convince me that Sirius isn't the type of guy to have a different type of relationship solely based on a specific thing with every single person he ever meets. (Look at me projecting onto him lmfao)

Because Lavendarhaze and startail as a group where they basically crochet and talk gossip. That's the vision.

I have no clue if those two thought processes are actually connected lmfao it's 5 am 😀

I don't think they are, tbh but both are still great 👍

sirius definitely does that. he adjusts to people differently so he treats them differently

yesss, they totally gossip all the time with each other. peter always gets the freshed gossip bc, well, he's a rat. mary get's told the most gossip bc she's just that bitch. sirius and dorcas get most of their gossip through their partners

[glossysoap]

yesss teehee

okok tbh idc if people knowww it’s just i feel so awkward sending stuff off anon even to moots im comfy with like youu 😭

i’ll probs still use my little anon heh maybe off anon maybe not but it’s just like my warm fuzzy blanket… i’m too cold and exposed without it 💔💔

-🎀

AWWWW YAY YOU WERE MY BIGGEST GUESS <3333 i feel so accomplished 😌

omg that’s perfectly fine and understandable!!!! i get that way too!! literally SO MUCH 😭😭 especially with bigger accounts i’m like 🧍🏻‍♀️ i’m just me. a rat. with pink everything 😁

YAY yes pls use your little anon!! i love it!! the little bow 🥹

oh my GOD YOUR WARM FUZZY BLANKET PLS THATS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 sjskjssk well feel free to use your blanket whenever you feel like it!! never ever pressure to come off anon!

LOVE YOUUUU BOW <33333 hugs hugs hugs thank you for all of your support and sweet messages

[rootsofdread]

PLEASE I love those names so much oh my god my heart 😭 I'd love to see some pics!! I love rats sm poor things are so underestimated and misunderstood as pets 🥺

YOU LIKE DYING LIGHT???? AAAAAAAAA omg ok sorry I just omg I LOVE coming across more people who like it!! I love it so much oh my god it's my all time favorite game it's amazing. Never liked the second one tho but that's just me lol. BUT the pwp I'm writing? It's with Rais lol I've always had a big fat crush on him even tho he's a bitch. Rahim is so cute too omg I've always loved him as a character. I love he and Crane's friendship it's so sweet omg

But yeah it's super fun rewriting things in an OC's pov omg. Mine's name is Louise Barbossa and she's the daughter of Captain Barbossa. Idk I've always seen him as a father figure LMAO. But omg I love TWD! Literally any zombie apocalypse setting is amazing omg (except that Andrea bitch)

But omg the same happens to me with the word count lol with the pwp I knew it was long but over 4k words and I'm not even halfway through it?? Goddam 💚

Omg I'm so sorry this is so long, I can talk for hours upon hours about things I like lol. For your own good don't ask me about The Dark Crystal I won't ever shut up

HERE YOU GO ❤️ (under a cut bc tumblr won't cooperate):

pip is the top two, urf is the bottom two (the higher-quality picture was taken by my fiance lol!), they are very sweet boys! urfie is very crazy, he gets the zoomies a lot and loves to bite us when he does (gently), little pippy is more calm and just loves to chat & say hello :-)

and yes i DO really like dying light!! been a long time since i played it myself but i have loved it for a long time, probably one of my favorite zombie settings tbh. i never played the second one but i've heard from my brother & fiance that it's not very good lol. and that's funny i brought up rais and that's who you're writing about hehe, crane & rahim do have a very cute friendship though and i wuved them <3

oh that's cute!! i only ever watched the first POTC but i did like barbossa a lot :-) but yesss TWD is one of my very favorite things ever, huge comfort show, i have been deeply utterly in love with daryl for a little over 5 years <33 (but yes in this household we hate andrea)

but yeah lol i have something similar & self-indulgent that's almost 5k words, truly we love to see it hehe!

(and it's ok, i do the exact same thing lol <3)

[itsdelicate]

omg i remember u mentioning getting a new tat and wanted to ask what u wanted to get but completely forgot dkjfns. so what did you get?

yes it isss!! it took me forever to properly get into music like the only reason i ever started liking specific artists was quarantine lmao. that is so wow omg. so like fearless era? that mustve been fun tho!! honestly i would love to spend half my life a swiftie lol. i was i was!! like omg the bad blood mv is prob one of the biggest "omg girls?!!?!??!!?" moments of my life like that scene w her velcroing on the boxing glove w her teeth,,, the hair, the makeup, just everything. i still scream a little when i see that scene lmao. and also like ybwm, love story, ikywt, blank space (another mv i was obsessed w), etc etc. the popular ones!! and my vocal teacher actually introduced me to cruel summer (which i loved) and also her cover of riptide. like now thinking ab it,,, how did he even know omg??? SO TRUE like inject ivy into my veins its so *chefs kiss*. YES YES YES mad woman is so scream in the car or into a pillow while crying i love her sm. LMAO YES i remember seeing it and genuinely thinking. huh. a happy song cool! and then its just pain for 5 mins which i absolutely LOVE.

AWWW THEYRE SO SWEET I CANT JKMDWMV i would cry if any of them did that to me. so valid so true shes just so !!!??!??!??!?!?!?

yessssssss. rapunzel is such an icon <3 she so issss!!!! OMG I LOVE MAMMA MIA SM!!!!! abba is obvs everything and meryl streep???!?!?!!!! AND amanda seyfried AND julie walters AND christine baranski???!!?!!!? AND colin firth and pierce brosnan?!?!?!?! its such a classic and i could watch it forever jkdmsfvjnm. yes omg i immediately stop the second i feel a bit annoyed w it. okok i def will!!

it is it is njskodjn. haha yea ik a lot of ppl dont really like it lmao but the second i heard it was obsessed. RIGHT??? makes me cry everytime. im very much a sad songs lover <3

yea me too!! like to go to a mall and seeing the massive tree and all the decorations?? so pretty so fun i love it.

glad i could be of service lol ajnsmf <3 yes it did thanks!! my friends and i are planning on watching the black panther movie together so that hopefully!! have u watched it? and wbu do u have any plans? also i realise that i totally spam u in these replies iwdkfvs im so sorry i talk and ramble a lot lmao

xxx ur secret santa

very rude of tumblr not to tell me i got your ask 😒 anyway! it’s a little mermaid rat!! it has the prettiest colours in it’s tail and the design was to raise funds for the mermaids charity who support trans, non-binary and gender diverse kids and families <33333

oooh gotcha i totally get it a lot of my friends aren’t into music like at all but i’m so glad you found a love for taylor’s music hehe yess fearless era!! but you’re here now!! you can be an honorary since-fearless-era stan 😌 love that for you omg the scene you’re talking about it,,, Yes whew on this topic i didn’t know it then but the story of us mv was a gay awakening for me ahdjfj and yes the blank space mv was SO good!! (is it your fav music video?) i will never not be upset that cruel summer didn’t become a single IT WAS RIGHT THERE!!! omgggg stop her cover of riptide is my fav thing ever i listened to it obsessively for ages your vocal teacher knew what he was doing 😌 help i didn’t even process that it’s over 5 mins long it’s so 🥲

EXACTLY EXACTLY!!! i had like post concert (convention 🤔) depression for days after lmao

YESSS it’s such a classic and so feel good i love it so so much!! my cousin introduced me to all the abba songs when i was like 7 and she burned them onto a cd for me under the instructions that id stop singing mamma mia at all hours cause i was annoying her 💀 and then i proceeded to audition with mamma mia the song for my school’s talent show and all the teacher’s laughed cause i was literally 8 years old singing about how i’d been cheated on and i was brokenhearted 😭 shfkgk i have to do that when i overplay taylor’s songs sometimes like ok i have to listen to another album now or i’ll burn myself out smh

it had such a different sound! but i love it now and omg i always find myself avoiding really sad songs 🤧

yeah!! it’s such a lovely time and i adore going to christmas markets <3

omg nice! no i haven’t ahdjf i actually haven’t seen mcu movies 🫣 i never got into them and my friend’s a huge fan who keeps asking to me watch them but it feels like there’s too much to get into now from the beginning shdjf and no omg i love it!! spam away 😌

i hope you’re having a good week!! 🥰

[gurbs-blurbs]

Do you ever do painted shoes for sale or commission? I would pay the entire US national debt in cash for the Castle of Rats high tops

OMG YESSS I'd absolutely love too!

I haven't really thought about pricing, but if anyone is interested, please dm me and we can talk buissiness!!! I adore painting shoes and would love to make more for others!