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hey Rick, long time no see, I've got some questions for you. what color are your eyes? what's the worst credit card info to have and how does your compare? did you know that you improve your memory retention by reciting your social security number out loud? what would you do if you were in the same situation as Walter White of Breaking Bad fame? have you called a plumber recently? do you like jazz? where were you on 9/11? are you a cop? can you give me a blood and tissue sample for this cloning machine? roughly how many states and/or countries are you wanted in? and finally, how do you style you hair? it looks great

HAVEN'T LOOKED IN THE MIRROR FOR YEARS.

NO SUCH THNG AS BAD CREDIT CARD INFO GIVE ME ALL OF YOURS I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER XOXO

IF ONLY I HAD A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER BUT LEGALLY I DON'T EXIST. I DESTROYED ALL OF MY DOCUMENTATION SO BIG GOVERNMENT CAN'T SPY ON ME.

I SIMPLY WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CANCER.

NO.

NO

DRIVING THE PLANE

NO

SURE BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO CHASE ME DOWN AND CAPTURE ME LIKE A FERAL SKUNK

ALL OF THEM

SHIT AND PISS

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Found ur main

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GOOD GIRL. YOUR SO BABYGIRL I JUST WANNA LDLHRHYLDDLUDJLLUFU CUZ YOURE SO BABYGIRL

THANKS SWEETHEART XOXO

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BAD BOY

FUCK YOU

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WISH SOMEONE WOULD CALL ME A GOOD GIRL

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CREATURE OF IMMENSE POWER KEEPS PSYCHICALLY BEAMING GLIOMAS INTO MY BRAIN

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LITTLE SNACKS I PICKED UP FOR MY GRANDSON AT THE DOLLAR TREE. TASTES GOOD BUT HE KEEPS LEVITATING THEM IN FRONT OF HIMSELF AND USING HIS MIND TO CORRODE AND DIGEST THEM MID-AIR. LOVE MY GRANDSON XOXO

FOAM BANANAS FOR SCALE.

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Murt update?

HE'S A GOOD GRANDSON HE GOES TO THE BASEMENT ON TIME AND DOESN'T DARE TO LEAVE LEST I GET ANGRY.

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REMINDS ME OF WHEN I ATE AN ENTIRE RAW LOBSTER DEAD FOR 2 WEEKS AND THE AMMONIA GAVE ME HALLUCINATIONS SO BAD I THOUGHT I WAS ARCHDUKE OF AUSTRIA

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I SPRAY IT ON MY BALLS EACH MORNING

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TAKE MY GRIMACE SHAKE

🫴🥤

SHE GRIMACE ON MY SHAKE

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11 HUFFS EVERYTHING FINE... 12 HUFFS THE POOPMAN COMES I

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You really remind me of the wants boing boing image

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I CAN NEVER TELL IF YOU'RE BEING FOR REAL OR NOT

I AM REAL RICK SANCHEZ IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY.

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Did you have a Diane?

NO SHE DIDN'T WANT ME. I HAD RATILDA INSTEAD. SHE WAS A SEWER RAT.

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How many spouses have you had?

I LOST COUNT .