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WHAT DO YOU MEAN MATURE CONTENT?!?? IS A LOVING GRANDPA NOT ALLOWED TO POST ABOUT HIS GRANDSON ANYMORE?!????

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yes. i am single and evil.

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PIPEBOMB MAN... I'M IN LOVE.... XOXO<3

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ZOO TYCOON 2 SEX PIT

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Tried to send this many times but the image refused to upload so I took a screenshot instead

IT WAS GIVING YOU A SIGN WHEN IT REFUSED TO SEND.... NOW YOU'VE GIVEN ME A NEW HYPERFIXATION...

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MADE THIS CONTRAPTION TODAY :)

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I USED TO BE IN THIS FANDOM WITH OCS LIKE FOUR YEARS AGO. NOW I'M IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FANDOM WITH OTHER OCS AND I JUST COME ON HERE BECAUSE I CAN'T SHITPOST ON MAIN. A LOT OF YOU HAVE ME FOLLOWED ON BOTH ACCOUNTS AND I GET SO SCARED ONE OF YOU WILL FIGURE IT OUT EVENTUALLY.

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MORTY'S BEEN ASKING TO GO SEE THE MINECRAFT MOVIE EVER SINCE IT CAME OUT. TOLD HIM I DON'T LIKE HOW THE MOVIE LOOKS FROM THE TRAILERS. IT'S GONNA BE TOO SCARY FOR HIM AND HE'S GONNA END UP "SLEEPING" IN MY BED AT NIGHT CUZ OF IT. (HE DOESN'T SLEEP HE LEVITATES AND CONTORTS HIS BONES WHILE RECITING DEMONIC LITANIES WITH HIS EYES ROLLED BACK AND IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING.)

LITTLE GUY INSISTED THOUGH AND WE WENT YESTERDAY. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!

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i wish i was lying sigh.. my true form would melt ur mind 💔 what type of entity did you think I was.. it has changed heavily..

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O-OH... MAMACITA... 😳😳😳 U SINGLE?

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Why do you scream everything, daddy scolio?

CAN'T SEE THE LETTERS

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MURT

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will you be in s8?

NDA SAYS I CAN'T CONFIRM OR DENY ANYTHING

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THANK YOU

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big red x i fear… i did not reblog the dog post.. you will never know my true form and name.

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TOO MUCH OF A COINCIDENCE.... LIAR....

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Damn, someone drank one too many coffees today...

I HAVEN'T SLEPT RIGHT IN OVER FOUR WEEKS. NOT FROM ANY COFFEE YOU FUCKING MILENNIAL HUMOR DIPSHIT I JUST HAVE CRIPPLING INSOMNIA AND A TERRIBLE GUILT LOOMING OVER MY MIND. GOD I JUST WANT IT TO END ALREADY. I AM SO TIRED.