聽 NOT LIKE OTHER RICKS 馃槣 I HAVE CHRONIC BACKPAIN. 馃槏馃槏馃槼馃挅馃槺馃弮 MY GRANDKIDS HATE ME 馃毃馃挒聽聽
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I CAN NEVER TELL IF YOU'RE BEING FOR REAL OR NOT
I AM REAL RICK SANCHEZ IN REAL LIFE ACTUALLY.
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Did you have a Diane?
NO SHE DIDN'T WANT ME. I HAD RATILDA INSTEAD. SHE WAS A SEWER RAT.
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How many spouses have you had?
I LOST COUNT .
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CAN'T TELL YOU OLD MEN APART ANYMORE ALL OF YOU ARE SO RIDICULOUSLY FORGETTABLE
GOOD GIRL
I'm not your good girl, sorry Scoli. You gotta work harder to get the privilege to call me that 馃槈
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WHAT THE FUCK WE WERE MARRIED ONCE
GOOD GIRL
I'm not your good girl, sorry Scoli. You gotta work harder to get the privilege to call me that 馃槈
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NEED TO CLEANTHE PUKE FROM MY FLOOR BUT THAT CAN WAIT I THINK.
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Hey king is murt your only grandchild again
YES
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MY BITCH MOM: PLEASE STOP PRETENDING TO BE A NICHE MICROCELEBRITY IN RICK AND MORTY TUMBLR RP
ME: THREE NOTES THIS ONE'S A BANGER
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WHEN RICHK AND MORTY SEASON 7 OR WHATEVER COMES OUT I'M GOING TO WATCH IT WITH ELECTRICAL NODES SHOOTING 500VS STRAIGHT INTO MY BALLSACK EVERYTIME RICK BURPS SO I GET THE AUTHENTIC EXPERIENCE
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ORDER TAKEOUT
I'VE TRIED FIVE DIFFERENT TIMES BUT MURT KEEPS DRAGGING THEM INSIDE AND DEVOURING THEM LIMB-BY-LIMB. SEEMS LIKE I'M ORDERING MEALS FOR MURT INSTEAD AT THIS POINT
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KILL YOURSELF.
CHICKEN THAT WAS FROZEN IN 2018
Looks like my attempt to make dinner 馃ぃ
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Go touch grass instead of TikTok smh
I CAN'T MURT'S GUARDING THE DOOR. I RAN OUT OF GROCERIES THREE WEEKS AGO.
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There are hot Ricks in your area
PRIEST RICK.....
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the sonic feet pics unlocked a memory.
-馃挜
PIPEBOMB MAN GENUINELY I TRIED TO RESPOND TO THIS BUT THEN A BOOGER FELL FROM THE BACK OF MY NOSE AND INTO MY THROAT AND I STARTED WRETCHING MY LUNCH OUT. BUT ANYWAY YEAH I HOPE YOU ONLY HAVE GOOD MEMORIES OF FEET PICTURES XOXO LOVE YOU PIPEBOMB MAN HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY
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