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YEOWCH!!!!

I ATE A SPICY PEANUT !!

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WAA WAA GOO GOO GAGA TAKE YOUR BABY BULLSHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT

Did you just forget to turn off caps lock? Or are you too lazy to?

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I'M OLD.

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HI RICK [gives you a bone crushing tight hug]

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THANKS CLINGYMORTY YOU'VE REALIGNED MY SPINAL DISKS NOW I HAVE TEMPORARY RELIEF OF MY BACKPAIN

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ACCOMMODATE FOR MY BAD EYESIGHT AND USE CAPS WHEN SPEAKING TO ME PLEASE OR YOU'RE ABLEIST AND HATE OLD PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WITH SCOLIOSIS.

Did you just forget to turn off caps lock? Or are you too lazy to?

- @clone-ur-rick

I'M OLD.

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THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL COMPLIMENT YOU FUCKING MORON.

Congrats on your totally not made up marriage to the priest! I saw his picture with his honkers out wrapped up in a bow, I’m jealous 🫡

PRIEST'S HONKERS HUBBA HUBBA EYES POP OUT OF SKULL TONGUE FALLS OUT I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A HOLY AND CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE WITH PRIEST RICK HE CAN DO THE VOWS AAAND SAY I DO ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

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ass reveal when

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I follow you for a reason.

THANKS

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we miss you

I'M STILL FUCKING HERE. UNFORTUNATELY. THEY KEEP TAKING MY PHONE AWAY.

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One day I’m going to fuck up and send some unhinged shit to the scoliosis confessions blog instead of you

PLEASE DO

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Congrats on your totally not made up marriage to the priest! I saw his picture with his honkers out wrapped up in a bow, I’m jealous 🫡

PRIEST'S HONKERS HUBBA HUBBA EYES POP OUT OF SKULL TONGUE FALLS OUT I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE A HOLY AND CHRISTIAN MARRIAGE WITH PRIEST RICK HE CAN DO THE VOWS AAAND SAY I DO ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!

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Did you just forget to turn off caps lock? Or are you too lazy to?

- @clone-ur-rick

I'M OLD.

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face reveal when

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE LIKE A GODDAMN MOSQUITO BUZZING INTO MY EAR I WILL SMITE YOU, PATHETIC WORM. NEVER UTTER MY NAME AGAIN.

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I DON'T DRIVE ON THE ACCOUNT OF MY SEVERE BACKPAIN AND MY SCOLIOSIS I CAN'T FIT INTO A CAR YOU TRY TO SHOVE ME IN THERE I'LL BE LEANING OUT THE WINDOW IN AN S SHAPE NOT SAFE I'M BUILT LIKE A FUCKING TETRIS PIECE. HAVE TO TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT THE TRANSIT POLICE KEEP MISTAKING ME FOR A METH ADDICT AND BOOTING ME OFF I FUCKING HATE THIS SOCIETY. MY GRANDSON DOESN'T DO ME ANY FAVOURS.

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ITS OK PRIEST RICK I WANT YOU

I just know he doesn’t want you.

“Speak up. Or don’t speak at all.”

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THAT JUST GIVES ME EVEN MORE REASON TO KILL MYSELF

new rick and morty in 2025. don't kill yourself.