#rat/chet

[starscoffeecreamer]

okay so hear me out on this

So what if there was a shortage of soldiers during the war, so the bots and cons decide to try their luck with pregnancy and stuff

Rat/chet is the most fertile of the bots, so he naturally offers himself as the bots breeding bot, getting his processor fragged out once per week to build up the many many newsparks in his belly<3

For the cons Sound/wave and Meg/atron both offer themselves up (megsy surprises everyone) and so soon the tic and leader get super pregnant and full of the cons babies, plus it stops star/scream's attempts to usurp Megs due to seeker coding

might expand on this more later

[withoutalice]

writing prompt- you cool with Tex x aid? Theme: playful cantor over a shared meal? If not, it’s cool. Alt pairing if preferred- same theme, ratchet and first aid?

Ough i'm sorry idk Tex's characterization very well so I did Ratchet x First Aid ;-;

Words: ~600

Warnings: Not much! Some descriptions of eating and full bellies at most. Just some medics having a good large comforting meal. Overall funny and introspective...

[ It’d been a long shift in the medical ward, leaving the CMO and CMO-in-training ravenous. Even though they both enjoyed cooking over eating out personally, the medics were too exhausted to make dinner themselves... ]

“What are you thinking to eat tonight?” Rat/chet asked. Fir/st Ai/d shrugged and flopped onto the couch.

“Feeling like…comfort food…maybe savory?”

“Hmm, how about pasta?” Rat/chet pointed out. Fir/st Ai/d mumbled an affirmative into cushions. After placing the order, Rat/chet got to cleaning off their dining table; he didn't bother to clean off all the dishes though.

"Well, Ai/d, don't fall asleep before you eat! I can't have you getting run down now..."

Fir/st Ai/d pushed himself into a sitting position and accepted the bubbly energon Rat/chet offered. Being a medic wasn't for anyone, and Fir/st Ai/d realized how resilient one must be to be the C/MO. Rat/chet didn't show much of an air of exhaustion, even though Ai/d knew he'd been working more this week than him by a bit.

They rested in silence, until their takeaways arrived! Fir/st Ai/d quickly unpacked the bags, Rat/chet watching him amusedly...

"The food is delicious, isn't it?"

Fir/st Ai/d looked up in surprise. He had been so focused! "Yeah, it feels like we haven't had a proper meal in ages..."

The C/MO shrugged. "It's nice to not be cooking for once, though."

"Mhm...though, it is always good when you do cook!"

"That's very kind of you to say..." Rat/chet hummed as he pulled his order in front of him. It smelled divine.

The pasta is deliciously al dente when they eat it, topped with a variety of sauces and toppings. Rat/chet got a heaping helping of pesto pasta. He sprinkles parmesan cheese eagerly on it, while Fir/st Ai/d breaks open his takeaway container of creamy alfredo with veggies mixed in.

As they eat, the two medics are relaxed and enjoying their meal, keeping up conversation as they do so.

Rat/chet takes a large bite, holding his servo in front of his mouth while he asks: "And how are your patients doing tonight?"

Fir/st Ai/d shrugs again. "Stubborn about taking their meds, but otherwise, they seem to be doing well."

"That's good to hear..."

They scarf down more pasta in content silence for a moment; before Ai/d speaks up again.

"I heard from some of the other medics that you've been more patients than usual lately. How are you holding up?"

Rat/chet twirls his fork around. "Not too bad, honestly. It's been a bit hectic, as our team has grown, but I'm holding up fine...."

Ai/d finishes his dish, wiping his face into the crook of his arm. "But don't you think you should take it a bit easier?"

Rat/chet tilts his helm back and scoops the rest of his meal into his mouth, setting the container aside. "Ah, probably. But someone has to do it, right?"

"Yeah, I get that. But I just want to make sure you're taking care of yourself too, you know?" Fir/st Ai/d blurts out the last part awkwardly, hoping the C/MO doesn't laugh at him.

Rat/chet just smiles warmly and gets up to clean up, bloated tummy brushing Ai/d's side when he leans over to collect the dishes. Ai/d hums approvingly.

"I can't believe i finally feel full...when's the last time we ate something other than rations in between shifts?"

He hears Rat/chet laugh from the connected kitchen.

"Oh, who knows, but it sure was delicious. Might have been a bit too much for me even-"

Fir/st Ai/d ends up moving back to the couch, holding his own full belly. He sighs happily.

"No wonder they call it comfort food..."

[deceptichubs]

By the same token--

Thinking about pre-war Rat/chet and Or/ion P/ax. Comfortable bots, if not exactly oligarchs. Comfortable bots working long hours in sedentary jobs.

Thinking about Rat/chet contemplating ruefully how fat he's gotten: the paunch appeared in his Academy days and never shrank. Not much time for exercise in his line of work. He's got an enviable work ethic; not much time to prepare his own fuel, either. So he lives on takeaway and prepackaged fuel, and the fat accumulates.

O/rion's not a young bot, really. He's worked quietly in that archive, dawn to dusk, for longer than one might think. Every solar cycle he rolls in and sits, j/oor after j/oor; it's well past dark when he rolls out. The ages don't change him much. The only clue to how long he's been there is the fat slowly mounding around his middle and the sag of his widening rear.

[void-draws]

May i ask a prompt about ratchet taking care of the reader after they did something incredibly dangerous and stupid?

You are sitting in Ratchet's palm, while the giant robot is giving you a long talk about your own stupidity.

Not only had you ignored a direct order from Optimus, went on a mission alone, but you also had gotten yourself caught by a decepticon! The decepticon Starscream, to be exact. The autobots had a rough time getting you out of the decepticon's grasp.

Now, you can only listen to Ratchet reprimand you the whole time, while he examines you for any injuries. Luckily, you aren't hurt, just exhausted.

But Ratchet doesn't want to take any chances and instead lifts you over his open jaws, before lowering you inside. You see a slight glow coming from inside his maw, the warmth radiating from inside.

You feel his soft tongue below you, as it carefully eases you down Ratchet's throat. The squishy walls of his throat hugging your body tightly as they work you down and into the bot's tank. You doze off for a little, but immeadiatly wake up when you land inside Ratchet's tank with a loud splash. You quickly sit up, caughing a little.

You sit inside the mix of energon and healing liquid. You sigh contently against the squishy tank walls, your body relaxing. Your eyelids start to droop once again, as the exhaustion sets in once again. You fall back asleep, knowing that the big bot may be grumpy a lot of the time, but cares about you to the point where he allows you to rest deep inside his core.

[im-just-a-little-freak]

if ratchet got his hands on a shrinking gun he’d make Optimus human sized and eat him.

overworked husbands deserve sleep

[chunkytron]

How would the bots react to the very chubby warlord or very chubby assistant of sum/dacs?

I think they’d be shocked and confused.

Learning Sum/dac had new assistant is one thing, but that assistant being MEGA/TRON is another one.

They’re confused as to why they’ve never heard of his “assistant” before. They’re also confused as to why his assistant always looks likes he’s about to burst out of his clothes and showing off his curves. They don’t pay him any mind tho, they accept him as just yet another human they have to take care of.

But if they know/learn it’s Mega/tron than boy do they come up with different ways to contain his holo/form. Megs is more busy trying to eat than fighting at the moment. When he gets his body all fixed up, things will be different. Or not. The bots don’t even know how Mega/tron managed to get this big and why he still stays at Sum/dac tower.

Bumble/bee definitely makes fat jokes about Megs.

[omegaversereloaded]

semifinals featuring our 3 sensual frontrunners. get your asses up and VOTE

[gayfandomnerd225]

There’s something deep inside of me that so badly wants to make a Dead Poets Society show. It would still take place in 1959, that wouldn’t change. The main changes would be the Knox/Chris thing. Mainly him sexually assaulting her (if you’ve read the book, you know), it could be changed to him getting drunk and talking about wanting to date Chris, and then Chet overhears, and things continue like the original. Charlie wouldn’t have the Nuwanda thing, I know some people like it but like, it’s racist, and there are other ways to show him rejecting society than the way he did. It would also put more emphasis on the struggle that Neil had, and maybe possibly make Anderperry canon, or deeply hinted at (I wouldn’t wanna push anything cuz it’s still 1959). Todd wouldn’t be directly stated to be autistic because the medical community didn’t really believe autism was a thing then, but it would also be deeply hinted at.

There could also be episodes dedicated to each individual member of the Dead Poets. I feel Meeks and Pitts are underrated and we don’t know much about them. It would be cool to have episodes dedicated to them all, learn more about their internal struggles (if they have any) and their family situations, maybe meet Todd’s brother, stuff like that. I also think it would be interesting to learn more about Cameron, possibly even why he ratted out on Keating.

This is just an idea that’s deep inside my head and won’t leave. Too bad I’m an 18 year old with no experience in television and can’t do anything about this idea. But now it’s out in the world, so that’s something

[codywiththeladies]

Assigned animals for my au. TDI I realized I had a majority already and I came up with the ROFI cast like a few days ago? From RR, I only had Dwayne and Junior figured out but the rest I figured out today. Also no reboot characters bc I haven’t even watched it yet

TDI:

Owen: bear

Justin: white tiger

Cody: red squirrel

Courtney: Birman cat

Gwen: hyena

DJ: goat

Lindsay: spotted deer

Tyler: beagle dog

Izzy: poodle

Noah: spaniel dog

Trent: groundhog (9 letters)

Harold: caribou deer

Beth: beaver

Heather: Dobermann

Leshawna: panther

Ezekiel: raccoon

Duncan: wolverine

Sadie: hedgehog

Katie: porcupine

Geoff: golden retriever dog

Bridgette: otter

Eva: Siamese cat

TDWT:

Alejandro: lion

Sierra: maned wolf

TDROTI:

Mike: monkey

Scott: roof rat

Dakota: horse - alicorn

Cameron: holland lop bunny

Dawn: Florida white rabbit

Lightning: carpathian shepherd

Zoey: red panda

Staci: pig

Anne Maria: lemur

B: seal

Sam: sheepdog

Brick: ferret

Jo: wolf

TDPI:

Max: chinchilla

Amy: opossum

Sammy: opossum

Leonard: raven

Sky: snowy owl

Topher: servai cat

Scarlette: red fox

Shawn: singapura cat

Sugar: pony

Beardo: american black bear

Ella: flamingo

Dave: dachshund

Jasmine: emu

TDRR:

Junior: roborovski dwarf hamster

Dwayne: Meerkat

Kitty: burmese cat

Emma: burmese cat

Josee: lynx

Jacques: arctic fox

Ellody: barred owl

Mary: grey parrot

Tom: llama

Jen: hare

Lorenzo: capybara

Chet: mink

Rock: badger

Spud: skunk

Laurie: camel

Miles: donkey

Kelly: caracal

Taylor: bobcat

Devin: border collie

Carrie: silver fox

Stephanie: jackal

Ryan: bull

Brody: sea lion

Jay: armadillo

Mickey: armadillo

Ennui: coyote

Crimson: wolf

Pete: gopher

Gerry: mongoose

Tammy: lamb

MacArthur: German shepherd

Sanders: Labrador retriever

[daniarts19]

The Total Drama Characters if they are animals.

I’m doing a update to my animal au list, just for things

Hosts:

Chris McLean- Weasel

Chef Hatchet - Alligator

Blaineley - Fennec Fox

Josh - Labrador retriever

Don - Golden Eagle

Island/Action/World Tour Contestants:

Ezekiel: Opossum

Eva: Honey Badger

Noah: Aardwolf

Justin: Peacock

Katie: Meerkat

Tyler: Border Collie

Izzy: Red Panda

Cody: Mouse

Beth: Quinea Pig

Sadie: Chinchilla

Courtney: Jackal

Harold: Canadian Goose

Trent: Silver Fox

Bridgette: River Otter

Lindsay: English Cocker Spaniel

DJ: Deer

Geoff: Sea Lion

Leshawna: Brazilian Toucan

Duncan: Grey Wolf

Heather: Snow Leopard

Gwen: Corsac Fox

Owen: Panda

Sierra: Striped Skunk

Alejandro: Jaguar

Revenge Of The Island Contestants

Staci: Parrot

B: Elephant

Dawn: Owl

Sam: Sloth Bear

Brick: German Shepherd

Anne-Maria: Black Panther

Dakota: Flamingo

Mike: Mash Deer

Jo: Spotted Hyena

Scott: Red Fox

Zoey: Gazelle

Lightning: Zebra

Cameron: Rabbit

Pahktiew Island Contestants

Beardo: Bison

Leonard: Pangolin

Amy: Saluki

Samey: Saluki

Rodney: Moose

Ella: Squirrel

Topher: Black Footed Ferret

Dave: Abyssinian Cat

Scarlett: Rat

Max: Mole

Jasmine: Kangaroo

Sugar: Pig

Shawn: Amardillo

Sky: Cheetah

The Ridonculous Race contestants

Tammy - Tapir

Gerry - Cobra

Pete - Rattlesnake

Ellody: Mongoose

Mary: Beaver

Laurie: Alpaca

Miles: Goat

Jen: Ring Necked Parakeet

Tom: Hyacinth Macaw

Kelly: Mink

Taylor: Mink

Mickey: Chipmunk

Jay: Chipmunk

Lorenzo: Tazmanian Devil

Chet: Warthog

Rock: Striped Hyena

Spud: Sloth

Dwayne: Lion

Junior: Lion cub

Crimson: Hawk

Ennui: Vulture

Stephanie: Asian Rhinoceros

Ryan: African Rhinoceros

Carrie: Sheep

Devin: Dhole

Emma: Siamese cat

Kitty: Siamese cat

Jacques: Husky

Josee: Lyxn

Brody: Harbor Seal

Sanders: Doberman Pincher

MacArthur: Pitbull

Total Drama Island (2023) contestants

Caleb: Horse

Axel: Wolverine

Nichelle: Tiger

“Scary Girl” Lauren: Fruit Bat

Damien: Bat eared Fox

MK: Raccoon

Wayne: Reindeer

Raj: Emperor Penguin

Ripper: Spotted Skunk

Zee: Giraffe

Chase: Coyote

Emma: Tabby Cat

Julia: Swan

Millie: Hippopotamus

Bowie: Crane

Priya: Indian Peafowl/Peahen

I just hope I do some fanart for their designs and maybe redraws too.

[starscoffeecreamer]

Nzklwlskkd i’m so happy i found this account!!!! *sobbing*

I hope you don’t mind receiving my asks!

I am in LOVE with Rodimus getting bred by Drift and Ratchet or Deadlock & Ratchet!!!

Here’s this loser prime thinking the two don’t want him because they only frag when drunk or when they two want to spice things up in the berth. Which is how he finds himself sick every night cycle because his forge bolts failed and now he’s sparked.

The two know nothing of his problem but they do notice he’s acting different and when they bring him to the bar it’s confirmed when he doesn’t drink.

Its even odder when they try to bring him back to berth and notice he’s gained a significant amount of weight but only on his tank and hips.

They get so embarrassed by how horny it makes them they don’t even think of why Roddy suddenly has a frame like this. All they think about is how good he looks and how good their spikes feel inside his tight hot valve.

oh my GOD DRATCHROD BREEDING IS MY FAVORITE.

let the two old men breed their prime, whispering loving words in his audials as they pound him with their spikes til he's fat and preggers

[withoutalice]

Yeah okay so basically, rat/chet is retired, dr/ift and ro/ddy see that rat/chet has been baking a bit in retirement and rat/chet ends up using them as his taste testers and as a result it spirals into the two of em gaining or eating more of rat/chet's baking to gain favour in a way from rat/chet

That's the au summarised haha

oh??? 😳

I just know Ratchet's a good baker...lookit those medic hands, he could make the fluffiest breads :3

[mychlapci]

Rat/chet with a fat ass keeping him in bed as he carries a few bitties and eating enough fuel so they grow strong

oughhghh i think i have couvid..

Ratchet is so big he can't really get out of bed anymore... His belly is full of chunky little sparklings, tummy so big he can't close his fat thighs anymore, and I bet Drift wouldn't have it any other way. He regularly brings him his energon, so that Ratchet can stay properly fueled and keep the babies strong and healthy... if he eats a little too much, Drift will rub his belly and tell him what a sexy, hot carrier he is <33

[deceptichubs]

In the mood for some Pri/me Meg/a/rat/ch.

Envisioning the contrast between the hardened body of the gladiator and the flabby, corpulent doctor. Mega/tron's quick with a jab about Rat/chet's age...and just as quick to remark on his bulging waistline or his sagging aft. He's really started to waddle in the time since they last met.

Rat/chet knows he's out of shape; no one's quicker to say it. His fat's impossible to conceal, and he'd look absurd trying. Still he bristles.

[siberat]

Drabble request! How about Ratchet sitting down with a bunch of snacks from the pantry to stuff himself with after a long day working the medibay? Up to you if a certain someone walks in halfway through his feeding session to offer assistance… 😈

After a long day of work, Rat/chet retreats to the breakroom to finally give into his grumbling belly. However, turns out he isn’t the only one who wants to satiate that hunger…

[chunkytron]

Mega/tron getting fatter due to colder temperatures, winter weight.

He is large and warm, the perfect heater.