#YEAH SERIOUS HEADCANONS WITH LEGOS

[redsrooftopprincess]

Hi! How are you? Hope you are doing well! I didn’t see any mention of you ask box is open or not so take your time to answer this! ♥️

Id like to ask for a scenario or Headcanon with the tmnt boys x reader about a situation that happened to me recently, I was venting about work with a friend and she out of the blue just “can I take a picture of you? You look so pretty right now” and proceeded to tell me she felt like she was living the “bla bla bla place name, back story stuff” meme? (If you are not aware it’s basically a meme where someone is going on a full rant and the other can only see them through being pretty and ethereal, even when talking about something super serious 😂) I busted out laughing when she mentioned, I thought about the boys going through the same would be super funny, Maybe their crush doing mundane things and they are literally heartened for it?

If it’s too complicated to do allllllll of them I’d like ask for this to be a donnie scenario then 🫶 I know you are a ralphie girlie (which I adore your stuff for him like it’s so good??? Seriously I’m eating it up your recent posts) but if you feel comfy doing it all or just Donnie it will be more than welcomed!

thank you and hope you have a good day!

I'm unfamiliar with the meme, but I think it's from the LEGO movie? Anyway, I hope this is okay. 😂

Distraction

Donnie x reader

No warnings, just fluff

It didn't take much, and it was so damn frustrating. Especially while he was working.

Donnie restarted the sequence again from the beginning. He needed to get these disks calibrated before the next time they tangled with the foot, but for SOME reason YOU exist, and your soul purpose in life is to torture him.

A scent, a sound, the smallest indication of your existence pulls ALL his focus.

Right now, you're in the living room watching a movie with Mike and Raph, and Donnie just has this *last thing* to finish before he can disengage and join you, but now you're laughing and he's lost count again.

He sighs, ripping his glasses from his face and rubbing his eyes. Replacing his glasses, he glares at the lab's door. He knows he should close it, of course he should close it, closing it is the only way he's going to get anything done.

But the door was in view of the couch and you'd think that was rude, right? He didn't want to be rude...

No. You'd get it. Especially if he could finish up quickly and join you for the rest of the movie. Okay, he was gonna close the door. He nods resolutely to himself before scowling.

An IQ of 187 and somehow you're constantly turning him into an idiot.

He sets down the disk he's working on and stands, walking over to the door. He hears you laugh again and makes the mistake of looking up at you.

Whatever movie you were watching forgotten, Mike and Raph are listening to you tell a story about something that happened at work this week.

It's inane, something about an argument in the break room over the new coffee machines, but the colorful fairy lights scattered about the lair have caught in your hair and eyes, and he is trapped in your spectrum.

It occurs to him that you can't see it. The depth of you. The reds and pinks in your skin when it flushes with laughter, the blue cableing of your veins beneath. Tetrachromacy is an advantage that he's not sure he ever fully appreciated until just now. And it breaks his heart.

There has to be a way to show you. There's light filtering technology that help people with colorblindness. It couldn't be that hard to retrofit a pair of those glasses to fit custom lenses. He'd need to examine your eyes specifically, of course, to ensure his measurements are correct, but he already has the glass grinding equipment, and people are constantly throwing away frames, and it takes him a moment to realize that the room has gone quiet.

He blinks and his eyes refocus to find the three of you staring at him, standing dumbly in the doorway, staring at you.

"You good bro?" Mikey asks.

"Yeah," he squeaks, before clearing his throat, "Yeah," he corrects, "I'm good. I'm just gonna, uh... finish up in here. I'll be out in a few."

You smile at him and he nearly trips over... the door? God, he's a mess. He closes it quickly before he can make an even bigger ass of himself.

He walks back over to his current project and sits back down. He stares blankly at the laptop and scattered pieces of tech for a few moments before sighing heavily and pushing everything aside.

He pulls out a notebook and starts sketching a pair of glasses.

...

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[remotepixel]

headcanons for platonic peter parker who wants to be your brother sooo bad

AAAA ok i want to say thank you so much for requesting !!!!!! i was literally so excited when i saw it lol.

I set this around Homecoming but didn't specify too much.

TW: yandere themes!

I imagine Peter always wanted a sibling.

-As a bullied, ‘weird’ kid, he grew up wishing he could have someone to hang out with when no one else wanted to.

-Of course, his parents always said no (since it obviously isn’t as simple as young him thought) and he never pestered May and Ben about it, too busy grieving and learning the struggles of money, but the idea lingered well into his teens.

-And, when he met you, he couldn’t help but think maybe God was granting him his wish.

He would be very clingy (to put it simply).

-If you’re in the same school, he’ll make you sit with him and his friends at lunch, walk you to and from lessons, anything to keep himself glued to your side.

-If not, he’ll be constantly checking his phone, texting you 24/7 (or calling you if he can), to the point I wouldn’t be surprised if he got a couple detentions for it.

-He acts like being away from you is the worst thing to ever happen to him.

-Like if doesn’t get a constant reminder that you’re not ignoring him and you’re just busy he’s gonna drop dead.

Outside of school, he would normally invite you around his house to build lego Star Wars or binge old movies no one else your age knows.

-I think he’d really like having things only between you two - like an inside joke or a project you work on together - both because he has an excuse to talk to you, and because it makes it seem like you’ve know each other your whole lives (something he wishes desperately was true).

I imagine Aunt May seeing you two hanging out one day, squabbling about how to properly ensemble the last piece (he’d probably go with your judgement no matter what though), and tells him something along the lines of ‘stop fighting with your sibling’ as a joke.

-The way Peter’s face would just be 😯 before breaking into a massive smile that permanently stays on his face for the next month.

-Like, even Aunt May agrees that he’s your brother, that's basically the same as her adopting you, yeah? no-

Peter is a bit delusional if you couldn't tell.

-Like, the way he constantly called Happy because he convinced himself that it was gonna go through eventually? Yeah, you’re getting the same treatment.

-He assumes you feel the same even if you so much as look at him (I bet he’ll think it’s some ‘sibling secret code’ and look at you in the same way so it looks like he understood).

That isn’t to say he’s ignorant to your emotions though.

-He copies your feelings in a way - like, if you’re sad, he’ll be as well, if you’re angry at something, he’ll be angry, etc.

-He isn’t one for violence but I don’t think he would care if Spiderman webbed/roughed up a few people who were annoying you (I don’t think he’d do much more unless you were in serious danger or he got too caught up into his feelings like in no way home).

I can’t believe I didn’t mention this before but he would be so jealous if you actually had (a) sibling(s).

-Like, he’s supposed to be your brother, but now he has to compete with people who know you so much better than he does? People who get to live with you and say you’re related without getting funny looks?

-(He lied to MJ once and it immediately backfired- he just wanted someone to actually think you and him were siblings, ok? Is that really a crime?)

-I don’t think he would have it in him to be outright mean to them, but he wouldn’t be overly nice either, just neutral enough to hide any jealously and not get banned from seeing you.

He tries not to come across as pathetic (don’t tell him he lowkey is-) but he’s never had much of a family before. Sure, he has Aunt May but everyone else? Dead, just like that.

Siblings is a whole new world for him and he just wants to be there for you, be your role model like Stark is for him, and prove that he can be the best brother ever.

I have re-read this but my tenses might be messed up </3

[goose-duck]

💚Lloyd is probably mildly disturbing to talk to💚

Lego Ninjago Lloyd headcanon

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"if there were no consequences I'd probably kill someone" Lloyd spoke casually, sitting in the living room, scrolling through his phone. Jay was the only other person in the room, he knew Lloyd was talking to him and he felt confused, disturbed even.

"uh...what..?" Jay said worriedly.

"you heard me" Lloyd responded, not looking up from his phone.

Jay shut his phone off, setting it on his lap and looking at Lloyd, giving him a worried yet serious look. "Lloyd..." he starts as calmly as he can, "everything okay, buddy..?"

Lloyd scoffs, laughing under his breath after, "yeah, why do you ask?" He says it as if he's not aware of how bad 'if there were no consequences I'd probably kill someone' sounds.

Jay sighs, realizing Lloyd doesn't think much of what he said, "you know most people wouldn't do that, right?" Jay is visibly getting a little anxious about this conversation, waiting for Lloyd's response.

"oh yeah, I know, but I would." Lloyd laughs a little while speaking, he says it like it's obvious, like Jay should have already known he felt this way.

Jay's voice shakes as he speaks, "why..?" He barely whimpers the word out, finding this conversation awkward and worrisome.

Lloyd once again answers, sounding less casual, more menacing, peaking up from his phone to look Jay in the eyes, "because people really piss me off sometimes, y'know?" He says with a smirk plastered on his face, his green eyes showing an intensity in them that makes Jay avert his gaze.

"yeah...i know..." the words stumble out of Jay's mouth, he's nervous, he no longer wants to be having this conversation, however he continues to speak, "but isn't killing a bit extreme?" He speaks nervously, peaking at Lloyd through the corner of his eye.

"I don't think so." Lloyd says with more confidence than Jay was comfortable with, making an effort to make his more relaxed yet threatening facial expression seen by Jay.

Jay notices this and decides it's time to leave. He quickly stands up and leaves the room, letting out a quick "bye" before exiting and making his way down the hall.

Lloyd just shrugs to himself, returning his gaze to his phone and continuing about his afternoon as normal.

[frogbehindthewaterfall]

I love kids shows, their plots are oftentimes very interesting and well thought out, more so than many shows meant for adults, but they can still stay lighthearted in the beggining, or some even manage to balance the serious plot and lightheartedness in later seasons too, but one thing I also like about them is that they are never sexual.

I am asexual, and cartoons and kids shows are sort of safe spaces for me where relationships can be lovey-dovey and just loving each other so much they explode and are not reduced down to just sex, and that is not the only thing keeping it together.

A lot of times I feel like in society and as consequence in media sex is placed higher than romance, and every cute loving comment just has to be followed by a sexual one, and I feel uncomfortable with that.

Media should have parts that are good for everyone. I myself love romance in media(im also cupioromantic), but there are a lot of arospec people who don't share that opinion. There should be more media where neither sex nor romance is present, but it still has everything media that does have those things does.

Or, hell, give us media where only romance or only the lack of it is present in non platonic relationships within the characters.

Give us representation, give us a wide variety of options, give us safe to watch comfortable shows.

Even in some fandoms of kids shows(I won't name them and it's not necessarily this one), the sex obsessiveness that makes me feel so bad is present.

So, out of spite I decided to make EVERYONE asexual, starting with my special interest: Lego Monkie Kid.

That's right.

From now on NO ONE is safe.

Red Son? Already headcanoned him as asexual but now he also gets to be sex repulsed. (and extremely in love with Mk but thats not relevant)

Mei? Ever since I got introduced to the concept I have been a full on aroace Mei truther. Fuck yeah girl, us aroace people rock

Mk? Also ace(and obviously madly in love with Red Son but that's also not relevant)

Sandy? Only thing he want to DO is help his friends, have tea and take care of his cats

Mo? What did you expect? He's literally a cat

Tang and Pigsy? Married ace couple who adopted Mk

The DBPs? Don't care that they have a kid. From now on the story is that they really wanted to have a kid but didn't want to do the do for it. They either made Red Son with magic(would check out with the whole Samadhi Fire situation if he was made from magic) or they're somewhere else on the acespec

Swk? Nu-uh.

Macaque? Nope.

No sex in this household bitches.

Spider Queen and her fellow spiders? They are literally purple and green, need I say more?

LBD? Too busy 'fulfilling her destiny' to have sexual attraction(plus occupied the body of a child)

Camel Ridge Trio? *laughs*

And so on and so forth. All of them acespec. ALL

[purplerose244]

Watched the third episode of LEGO DreamZzz: LOVE IT!

I discovered why I don't pace myself with shows anymore... because I get crazy with headcanons 😅 I got an idea for a fanfiction, What ifs with Mateo turning full nightmare from that one time, and the ships... I'M ALREADY AT SHIPS AND IT'S BEEN ONLY THREE EPISODES 😵😵

Why am I surprised I worked with less before

YOU GOT ME ENEMIES-TO-LOVERS (Logan and Mateo), FRIENDS-TO-LOVERS (Cooper and Mateo) AND LONE WOLF X AWKWARD KID (Zoey and Mateo) ON A SILVER PLATTER I'M SORRY OKAY?? 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

Anyway no one cares about my delusions about ships, so back to the episode!

DREAM CHASED

I said it before, I'll say it again: THE DESIGNS ARE EXCEPTIONAL! Like look at this Nightmare King and his henchman! Love it, absolutely love it! 😍

Another troupe I like? TRIALS

It's silly and sometimes unnecessary, but there's something I love about seeing how the characters confront a challenge

Okay Logan is still a bit annoying, but it seems like he's mostly trying to look tough and he's not bothering Mateo directly... for now 😅 I feel like he should have another change of heart moment though

All hail Vincent for voicing another character I'm loving ❤️❤️❤️

THAT SAND FORGE MANIFESTING THROUGH LIKE LOOK AT THAT 😍 It is sand so yeah that's coherent, I like how simple yet intriguing it is

So the lil blondie is obviously the big important man right?

Ooohhh, so Cooper is into cars? Interesting!

Awww Mateo looks so insecure about the whole situation, come on baby you can do it! YOU GOT THIS! (aaaand I've now officially adopted Mateo as my child, it was inevitable from the beginning)

I FLIPPING LOVE IZZIE!!! Look at that anime girl go 😂😂 Also her theme song? Kinda banging honestly

Why was Mateo looking at the ladder?

Aaaaaand they all failed. Eh, next time

Is the burrito stand the home of the local wise person? This lady is the new Wu?

Also I just noticed that Mr. Oz got Brian Drummond as VA, just like Merlok in Nexo Knights. He's got a knack for voicing the master of the situation 😂

POOR MATEO MY GOSH 😭 Glad to see Logan wasn't joining that other guy insulting him, but wow are there many other kids talking like that to him? Is that why he's not very confident? ANOTHER FANFICTION IDEA DANG IT

Coop seems to get along with others, maybe he never had these problems

Did Mateo and Cooper fight before because Coop found Logan a cool and kinda good guy, but Mateo didn't like him (no blame given the mocking) and thought he was just like the other kids making fun of him?

... ANGST TRAIN EVERYONE I WILL WRITE FICS ONCE I'M FINISHED WITH THIS

What was Mat writing on that towel?

Heeeeyyy, look at Logan solving the riddle! I... would have never bet on him being the one to get it, I thought for sure Mateo was gonna be the one 😅

Yep the blondie is the boss

WHOA WHAT'S WITH THAT VOICE MAN 🤯😂😂😂 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

Ah, wow, so if they don't pass they go back being random people? How can you blame them for being reluctant, Mateo literally made a new friend thanks to this world and managed to reconcile with Cooper!

AND NO I WOULD NEVER RISK Z-BLOB EITHER THE SLIME SHALL NOT DIE 😭😭😭 (yes I adopted him too but to be honest Mateo and Z-Blob are a package deal)

Dang poor Nova girl, so many nightmares she's dissociating 😥 Yeah the effects of lack of sleep are no joke

Nuuuuu the drawing of Z-Blob falling, Mat why are you doing this to me 😭

...

Okay this one hits close to home 😅😅

I was the introverted one during school, I barely talked to my classmates, and I struggled making new friends. Most of all, I had ideas I thought were good but didn't express them out of fear. Then, if someone had the same idea, I felt regret

I'm not sure if this was supposed to be this impactful, but it is to me, and especially in middle and high school your insecurities are put to the test

I'm much more confident now, and I hope to see Mateo growing to do the same 😊

... OKAY TOO SERIOUS BACK TO SILLY 🤪

THANK YOU IZZIE FOR CAUSING MAYHAM AND GOING ON A DANGEROUS ADVENTURE TO SAVE YOUR FRIEND 💪

I don't know why but Mateo going "wasn't that a ship?" got me cracking 😂

MATEO IDEA TIME 🤩🤩

They see me rollin, they hatin~

Awww look at Cooper being impressed by his buddy! And honestly he's kinda right, they got on a rescue mission twice so far and they're two for two! Look at them go!

Yeeee, confidence boost!!!!

OMG STOP COOP CALLED HIM TEO, NICKNAMES ARE A HUGE WEAKNESS OF MINE AAAAAAAAA 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Between Logan's Mattie and Cooper's Teo, I got shippy material for myself 😎

Although I'm still very curious about when Zoey will join or when will they meet her, she seemed to have some backstory and I wanna see how she interacts

I WANNA SEE THE FORGE TRIAL AAAA I'M SO INTO THIS SHOW!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[calpalsworld]

Random ninjago aromantic and asexual headcanons. to cope. O_ o nsfw cw: mentioning sex being a thing that exists.

Cole

Asexual

Has a type and admires the way people look. But doesn’t have any sexual feelings whatsoever and is confident in that.

A little defensive when someone first asks about his asexuality, because he completely understands himself, but assumes others wont understand.

(Same goes for his identity overall, because he is used to his annoying dad who understands absolutely nothing)

Ronin

Asexual

Has had sex and only came to the realization at like age 30 that sex is pretty mid.

Vania

Aromantic Asexual

She has always thought romance and attraction is sooooo silly!

Karlof

Aromantic Asexual

Preformed attraction for a long time before realizing how he really feels

As an important person, he always felt pressured to find a partner

Also felt pressured to like women because he is trans

Would get “crushes” / date people he actually just admires.

Crushes are LAME. Its cooler to CRUSH your enemies.

He went through so many labels. Assumed he was straight then thought he was gay because guys are beautiful as fuck and its cool to kiss the homies. But he was actually neither.

Flintlocke

Aromantic

Doesn’t understand feeling romantic towards someone??? Like... what the...???

Kinda gets crushes and wants to have a nice time with them... but doesn’t want to like.. love each other... what the????

Feels conflicted because he wants to be sweet when he hooks up with someone but he doesn’t want them to think he LOVES them.

Has probably been in an awkward situation where someone chases after his ship as it departs because they are so in love with him. They give a romantic farewell speech and the last thing he shouts back is “no worries! im aromantic!”

Morro

Aromantic

Listens to edgy love songs and gets mad when its about love and not other emotions

Wu would joke about Morro getting a girlfriend and it made Morro embarrassed :(

Vents to the other ghosts about how romance is stupid and they get it.

REALLY LIKES THE AROMANTIC FLAG BECUASE ITS GREEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

Kruncha

Aromantic Asexual

Yes. The funny skeleton. He just gives me those vibes ok. He and Nuckal are “All or Nothing”

And I’m sure more are aro / ace but I don’t make orientation head canons for every character

[djsherriff]

Various Rayman doodles based off Various Rayman thoughts:

1) Decided in my Rayman world that Mr Dark was an orphan thingamajig , he was abandoned shortly after his birth by his creators and taken in by none other than Rigatoni. While Mr Dark (who I’m thinking went by Ziti as a child) saw the Ring Leader as family, Rigatoni thought of him as nothing more than a product that he’ll eventually replace as soon as the crowd stopped cheering

You can connect the dots from a childhood of being a side show to an attention starved villain who steals cooking recipes

heck , the only reason he stole the great protoon and caged people was just so people wouldn’t ignore him

His kinda like the Lego version of Joker in that his extremely childish and petty , but also cunning and fully capable of causing serious damage regardless if it’s intentional or not (such as the fact his naturally gifted with fire magic)

The clowns in Rayman 1 are folks he personally knew from his circus life , though they and every one else only worked for him because he paid them, yeah getting a degree in business and being raised by a retired crime lord goes a loooong way in getting help when you don’t know how to make long lasting relationships

I also see the animated series taking place before Rayman 1

2) Rayman and Mr Dark relationship with each other used to be pretty hostile in that Rayman just saw Mr Dark as a douche he had to punch.

Though as time went on , as Mr Dark kept doing petty crimes and just generally did everything to stay relevant , Rayman soon stopped feeling like Mr Dark was a threat and felt ….. pity

Eventually the two became more akin to goofy frenemies where they act dramatically sometimes,with Rayman even trying to get Betilla and the magician to give him a chance

and than Rayman got killed by robot pirates :(

(I headcanon Rayman 1 to be a different and dude to current Rayman btw, Rayman 1 was bffs with Betilla and the Magician while current Rayman is Betilla’s son)

3) Possible god and goddess? Idk I think it be cool if there more gods besides Polokus

4) A cyclops oc named Rai I’m working on , total himbo right there

5) and various doodles,I can’t seem to ignore how fun Dark x Magician are to draw but also I think Annetta could have a gf, so maybe Globette from Rayman M?

[stvlti]

2020 Creator Wrap

I was tagged by @irolltwenties to do the 2020 Creator Wrap: Favorite Works tag! Thank you, lovely (*˘ ε ˘*)

Rules: it’s time to love yourselves! choose your 5 (or so) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought to the world in 2020. tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

Before I begin, let me just tag some friends:

@reaperlight @3dnygma @drowthelynes @transdankovsky @fantomn @lawliyeeeet @dressed-to-keehl @setfa @0akdown @reidsnor @clubolive @mermaides

No pressure, but it would be fun if you guys share some of your works this year ( ˘︶˘ ) let’s see those fics and edits and artworks!! Get the clicks and views y’all deserve 💕 💕

And now, onwards to my 2020 Favorite Works List!

I didn’t write nearly as much as some of you guys did. And though I did exceed my goal of putting out 1 fic per month, I don’t have 5 solid ones I’m proud of. So I’ll just list 4 fics here:

01 // Growing Pains

I’ve always been very nervous about reccing this one, because it broaches a topic that I don’t really have a right to claim? I’m not transgender myself, but I simply adore the trans Dick Grayson headcanon so much it singlehandedly brought me back to the DC fandom and restarted my fanfic-writing habit for 2020 😂😂 plus the writing quality isn’t half bad, and I still really like the idea/metaphor this little story started with and grew from. 

Fave moment (besides the obvious):

"Ka-Pow!!" The boy ventriloquised. Lego Robin sailed through the air in his fingers. One stubby, outstretched leg made contact with a Lego henchman, knocking all the surrounding baddies over like bowling pins. "Sorry Mr. Bad Guys, guess it's way past your bedtime too!"

"Good job, Robin." The boy lowered his prepubescent voice and tried to affect Batman's gravelly timbre as much as possible. In his other hand, he walked Lego Batman across the floor of the crime scene. "How about we round them up and leave it for the Commish? It's getting quite late."

"Oh oh! Can I have cookies on the ride back?"

The boy swivelled Lego Batman's grinning face around. "I don't see why not."

Another night out in Lego Gotham City, another day saved by the Dynamic Duo. This called for a celebration indeed. The boy set the pair of heroes down by the Lego Batmobile and reached over to his own plate of Alfred's after-school chocolate chip cookies. He took his sweet time with the last piece, savouring each bite, sighing at the way it melted on his tongue.

02 // Transference 

This is my best-performing fic in terms of the kudos to hits ratio, so I feel validated in being proud of this one :’) It’s a pretty good marker of the distances I’ve covered since getting serious about reading the comic source material end of 2019, as you can see from the much broader and varied cast of characters I focused on for this story. It also definitely cemented - to me, at least - the fact that I can write action scenes. When I went into “Second Chances” (a fem Jay fic) earlier this year, I was so nervous about writing the action sequence there, because I’ve never written a serious action scene up until that point! To me, this fic definitely showcases the growth I’ve experienced as a writer this year ^_^

Fave moment: (CONTAINS SPOILERS, PLEASE READ THE FIC FIRST IF YOU HAVEN’T!)

When the trio return, Ivy takes her place at the meeting table with a severe expression on her face. She chooses her words carefully, when she speaks. "The odds aren't pretty. We just accepted 100 refugees over the weekend, and the Green is still repairing itself after last week's attack."

Rose exchanges a glance with Jason. He gives her hand a reassuring squeeze, though he's not looking any better than she feels.

"But, each and everyone of us stayed behind to defend the Garden, because we all believed in giving a sanctuary for the civilian survivors out there.

"So bring them here. I'll take them in."

No sooner has Ivy finished the sentence, than Zatanna and Constantine have fired up their teleportation portal, and Harley's cheerful "Good luck!" is lost to the mad dash off to the rescue mission. The rest of the Shadowpact scramble after Rose as she launches herself through the portal—

—and slams into Arsenal, pushing him out of the way seconds before a meteoric explosion of green fire incinerates the very spot he'd been standing in.

03 // Paying It Forward

This one is important to me if only for the reason that it’s the first time I’ve written character dialogues that flowed. And I didn’t even need to plan them out meticulously beforehand! Do you know how rare that is for me as an ESL writer? Dialogues have been the bane of my existence since I started writing as a wee teen. Luckily, the Titans TV show has some solid character dynamics for me to fall back on. And from there I started reading NTT era Dick & Donna, and I just fell in love with their friendship. And now, I can turn to this fic as proof I still got it whenever I doubt my abilities as a writer c:

Fave moment:

Dick glanced at her, eyebrows raised. "She ran out on you?"

"No, no, we never really... I don't think it counts as running away if it never led to anything more."

"But you wanted it to be more." Dick paused, taking in Donna's silence, which would've fooled anyone else but him. "You still want it."

"I-- yeah." Donna sighed and held her hands up as if to say you caught me. "I'm... Sorry? For stealing your girl?"

Dick laughed, bemused. "She was never mine. She knew what she wanted, what she needed - and I wasn't in the right place to give her that."

"And you? You think I'm what she needs?"

"Better you than me. You're Donna Troy. Older, smarter, prettier..."

Donna gave him a deadpan stare.

"... And you know who you want to be. She likes that in a partner. I'm still figuring that one out for myself." Dick stretched his arms up and then leaned back into his seat, lacing his fingers behind his head as he stared up into the ceiling.

04 // When I'm down on my knees, you're how I pray

I’m including this one just to showcase I got the range, babey. And honestly, the fact that I was able to write this fic and actually receive positive reviews for it was a surprise to me too!! This was the first time I ever attempted to write a real darkfic with dead dove subject matters, and I managed to nail the emotional manipulation, somehow ;__; It was a real learning experience too, learnt so much about Catholicism just to write about Dick’s guilt issues in an AU setting nobody asked for 🤡

Fave moment: (dead dove warnings apply)

"Not at all, Richard," Roman said. The boy would come to him, eventually. "Now, it's getting late. If that's all, I'll have Jason fetch your room keys. Seven Hail Mary's before bed, and think about everything we've just discussed. Tomorrow we'll do a proper debriefing."

"I... Okay." For a moment, Dick sounded like he had more to say. Instead, Roman heard a muffled sniffle, one that Dick likely tried to disguise with a hand over his mouth. Silly boy.

"Thank you again, Father," Dick said, after a beat.

"All in a day's work, my child." Roman unlatched the door and stepped out of the booth. He nodded at Dick as the younger man ambled out of the booth after him. "Goodnight now, Richard."

As he set off for the living quarters, Dick called out. "Wait!"

Roman turned around, inclining his head.

"Will you stay?" The candlelight chased shadows away from Dick's face, and for one glorious moment, Roman could see the depth of the desperation shining in Dick's blue eyes.

"Guide me through my prayers. Please."

Roman smiled.

-

Oh did you think I was done? 😂 It did say Favourite Works and not just Favourite Fics, so I gotta include this one on the list too:

05 // 2020 Jason Todd Birthday edit

I said Robin Jason deserves better and I meant it! 👏👏 This edit took me 12 hours and 67 layers ‘cause I made a mistake on like my 8th hour into the editing process o__o but it ended up being my most popular serious graphic edit, so it was worth it. I guess! 

I mean the likes to reblog ratio is still fucked but hey, I broke 1k, which is more than I can say for any of my other edits

[orbitariums]

i don’t wanna miss a thing | stark! reader

hey guys! this was requested a while ago, just got up to it <3

word count: 1.9k 

Request: You are Stark's daughter and whenever he pisses you off you go over to Peter's house to chill out without Stark knowing and Aunt May loves you. Can be a oneshot or headcanon I'm not picky love ♡

    "Dad, seriously?" you shouted, a mixture of a whine and anger, standing at your dad's heels as he walked away from you.

    "Dead serious," he whipped around on his heels to face you and stared you down, and you folded your arms over your chest, rolling your eyes. Of course Tony noticed, and he furrowed his brows. "And enough with the attitude. Your eyes are-"

     "Gonna get stuck there, yeah, I know," you completed his sentence for him - how could you not, when he'd been saying that to you since you were a child? But if anything, he was to blame for your supposed attitude problem. Attitude was practically built into Stark blood.

    "You're being a little brat. Don't you start," Tony warned, and by the look in his eyes, he was dead serious.  

    Tony had this thing where he didn't like when you complained about not getting what you wanted because- "look around!" he'd say, "what more is there to ask for? He just didn't want you falling privy to the spoiled rich brat trope, which you appreciated, but you both knew you weren't anything like that. And anyways, you still felt like you reserved the right to complain. Like right now, he was telling you that you couldn't go out for your friend's birthday trip to Cape Cod on the weekend because of "family stuff." When did you ever have family things? It was really just you and Tony and your mom - and the Parkers, since you counted them as family. Peter Parker was your close friend, and that was before he became Spiderman. Him being Spiderman now, and working with your dad, was just a small plus.

    "This is so unfair," you muttered, scoffing as you turned around and headed for the door.

    "Don't you talk under your breath!" Tony called after you, and since he couldn't see you, you rolled your eyes hard. "Hey, I'm talking to you!"

    Tony's voice was cut off by the sound of you closing the door shut, and walking out onto the cobblestone streets. You'd get on the train and go the only place you ever went when your dad pissed you off - Peter's apartment in Queens. You loved Tony, but sometimes, you just needed a break.

    Walking into Peter's apartment, it was like a wave of calm rushed over you. You'd already relaxed some on the train ride over there, but actually being at his place granted you a homey feeling like no other. You could be with your friend and May, and Tony had no idea. It was your oasis, your home away from home. When you knocked on the door, there was a loud bang, then a:

    "Coming!" from Aunt May, whose voice you instantly recognized.

The door swung open, and you were greeted by the sight of May, who was very clearly frazzled but trying to appear put together. She lost the facade upon seeing you though, and groaned quite honestly,

     "Ugh, YN, I'm glad it's you. I'm a mess right now. Come in, Peter's in his room!"

    "Hey, Aunt May," you grinned, glad to see a friendly face, and she drew you in for a hug before you walked in, closing the door behind you.

May had a big kitchen glove on her hand and her apron was halfway done, the straps slouching down her shoulders. There were also bits of flour in her hair, and the smell of the smoke wafting from the kitchen was somewhere between burning and delicious. She noticed the confused look on your face and laughed, shaking her head with a wave of her hand,

    "Tryna bake. Yeah, turns out the emergency room doesn't train you in... baking mishaps."

You laughed,

     "Don't worry, me and Peter'll help you."

    "No need, hon', just make yourself at home, I'll figure something out. It's good to see- shit," May swore, catching a whiff of the smoke drifting into the living room from the kitchen.

    She ran off, and you shook your head playfully, making your way to Peter's room instead. You knew his apartment like clockwork, you'd been there so many times. You didn't only go when Tony pissed you off, but if that had been the case, you still would've been there a hell of a lot of times. You knocked on Peter's door and he answered, telling you to come in. He was sat on the edge of his bed, headphones in his ears, scrolling through his phone. When he looked up to see you, his face shifted in pleasant surprise. He took one earbud out and smiled up at you,

    "Oh, hey YN. What's up?"

    You smiled and leaned against his open doorframe, glad to see yet another friendly face.

    "Dad drama," you said.

    "Again?" Peter questioned, and he waved his hand in the air, beckoning you to him. You sat on the bed next to him as he showed you the song he was listening to on his phone. "Add it to your playlist."

    "Pete, you listen to the weirdest music," you chuckled, shaking your head- but you added the song to your playlist anyway.

    "It's not weird," Peter frowned. "Probably better than Black Sabbath."

    Your eyes widened playfully and you grinned, knowing that you were the topic of his teasing.

    "Don't say that around my dad."

    Peter's face went red and he seemed to recoil just at the idea of what would happen if he dissed Black Sabbath in front of your dad, who was the number one Black Sabbath fan.

    "Don't have to tell me twice."

You and Peter hung around in his room for a while. You didn't have much to talk about, but Peter could go on and on about his nerdy interests. You kind of just followed him around his room while he showed you all the new stuff that he was working on. It gave you a sense of peace to be around him. He was different from most of your friends, who could sometimes fit the "spoiled brat" stereotype that Tony so faithfully worked for you to avoid. So you liked listening to Pete ramble on about legos and Star Wars - it got you out of your head and made you forget about whatever stupid thing your dad had annoyed you over.

   "And that's the entire plot of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back," Pete said, sitting back in his computer chair while you observed his action figures on the shelf beside his desk, picking up a miniature Jar Jar Binks.

    "Hey, Pete?"

    "Hm?" he hummed.

    "Your aunt's baking... or trying to bake. Should we help her?"

    "Crap," Pete facepalmed, shaking his head. "I should've known. Come on, let's save Aunt May."

     The two of you sauntered into the kitchen where May had her back against the fridge, oven mitts to her face in pure despair. She shook her head sadly upon seeing the both of you, and gestured over to the burnt baked goods on the stovetop.

    "Remind me to never cook again."

    "Don't worry Aunt May, we'll help you," you reassured her, looking up at the kitchen clock. "'S only 3 PM. We've got time."

    "Ugh, I knew I loved you for a reason," May said, and both you and Peter helped her up off the ground. May put a loving hand on your shoulder, a smile on her face. "You're like the child I never had."

    "Hey!" Peter whined, making both you and May chuckle.

    "Works every time," you said, smirking.

You, May, and Peter spent the next few hours baking - it was a trial and error process, especially because May refused to use box mix. She felt it was important that she broaden her horizons and actually learn something new. But at some point, you finished, with flying colors. An array of brownies, cookies, and various baked goods lay before you. And besides, it had been a fun few hours - anything you did with May and Peter was always beyond ordinary. It was more of a dance party than anything else, Peter blasting his "weird" music which you not-so-secretly enjoyed anyway.

    May ordered takeout as well, because "I'm not even going to actually try to cook anything", and invited you to stay for dinner. You figured why not, but knew that it would be smart to get back to your dad afterwards. So once you said your goodbyes to the Parkers, you hopped back on the train to your house.

    "Nice to see you're back," said Friday as you entered the passcode, the gate to your house opening.

    "Missed ya, Friday."

You walked up the steps and opened the door - to your confusion, you were met with the sound of loud music. You were a bit frightened at first - Tony played his music all the time, but the house appeared to be empty, and you had to be alert of threats at all times, even though Tony took care of you without trouble. Then, you realized that you recognized the song, and that you could hear Tony singing from the living room, waiting for you to come to him.                                            

    You hung your head when you saw your dad standing on the couch, arms outstretched and his head flung back as he made a performance out of the song, singing and dancing along. And of course, the song was none other than "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" by Aerosmith. And you were his audience. The music rang in your ears and your dad's singing was horrendous, but you couldn't help but laugh. If this was his way of asking for forgiveness, you'd accept.

    He pointed at you, and holding a fake mic in his hands shouted the words,

    "Even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, 'cuz I miss you babe, and I don't wanna miss a thing!"

    You just folded your arms and watched your dad make a fool of himself, but you couldn't lie - it was endearing. Tony Stark was nothing if not a drama queen, and he couldn't help but make a show out of everything, including his apologies. You watched him take a few more gratuitous moments, singing along to the classic song and dancing around, pleading with you.

     Eventually, he hopped off the couch and glided over to you, a crease in his brows as he fake pouted,

      "Missed ya."

     "Missed you too, dad," you smirked, leaning in for the hug that he was offering.

    He knew he pissed you off sometimes - he didn't grovel for your forgiveness, but he knew when he should at least apologize. As much as you and your dad argued, it was no mistake that your love was unconditional.

     "Forgive me?" he asked, gazing down at you, and you smiled.

     "Honestly, I forgot all about it," you chuckled, and Tony grinned.

     "Where do you go when you're mad at me anyway?" Tony asked, and as much as you were glad your whereabouts were unknown, you were surprised Tony hadn't just figured it out by now.

    "That's confidential," you reached up and kissed his cheek, even though he had narrowed his eyes at you, distrusting.

      "I'll figure it out," he called after you as you headed further into the house to get to your room.

     "Don't!" you called out.

As always, you couldn't stay mad at your dad for long.

[natsukitakama]

Headcanon : being pregnant with Harry’s child part 1

Author note : I don’t know about you but Dad Harry is a weak spot for me (go read the hwells fanfic : Two jackwagons and a baby  it’s absolutely awesome especially if you are sucker for Harry doing dad thing like me). I will write a part 2 of this headcanon. 

The reader is a pregnant woman I hope everyone is fine with that. On this part, Reader want desperately to have a child while Harry seemed to avoid anything about this. So She tried to make him talk. 

Part 2 : here 

I don’t own the gifs credit to the owner(s). 

Warning : nothing but fluff (we need this)

You couldn’t say you didn’t want a baby : Deep thought, you pictured yourself having a child quite oftently. You had already idea of name, and seeing all your friends having baby got you inspired. 

The « problem » was your grumpy husband, it’s not like he told you « I don’t want a child » but everytime you tried to have this conversation he avoid it. At the end you understand it like « I don’t want children ». 

Of course you could understand his point of view : he already has a teenager daughter and was a bit older for having another baby. But even if you loved Jesse as your own child you treat her as your own teenager, she wasn’t your biological baby you never got the chance to hold her on your arm, to smell her baby’s perfume, to see or her smile or giggling, you never got the chance to teach her the history of your country, your earth, you never saw your parent’s holding your baby and cried of joy because of it. 

You couldn’t say you weren’t happy with Harry, honestly anyone could give him the Oscar of the better Husband of the multiverses. In fact, the man was nothing but sweet to you, even when overworked himself he did everything to not neglect you so you always feel loved. Even when it was about sex, you couldn’t complain you were more than satisfied. 

But something was missing you knew it, you felt it. But how to explain that to someone who decided to not having this conversation ? 

You decided to have a conversation with Jesse, you know for testing the water and see how she reacts. Turns out she was super excited at the thought of being a big sister and express her agreement by hug you very tightly and offered to talk to Harry if you couldn’t approach him. 

You didn’t want this to be a whole argument, you hate it argument you didn’t get the point of fighting to have what you wanted. You wanted this to be a 100% agreement for both of you. 

So you explained your plan to Jesse : showing harry the benefit of having a child again. All you need was a baby to babysit. 

One of Jessie’s friends got a little brother who needed to be babysat. His name was Ethan 3yo, Jesse got to your house with the little boy and explained she wanted to help her friends but didn’t know how to take care of a child so she asked help to his father and you. 

You did everything to not look at Harry, you knew he’ll discover the fraud and will get angry eventually for being manipulate. All you did was nodding to her while Harry accepted but not before complaining about the situation. 

The first hours were quite something, Ethan was a very dynamic little boy and so curious. He couldn’t walk somewhere without asking something you giggled finding this absolutely cute. Since both of you and Jesse never experienced life with a child, Harry decided to stay with you on the living-room so he could watch the little boy. 

The two got along very well, you didn’t know if the little boy was aware of who your husband was but he did everything to have his approval. First, he built a big towel with his LEGO, then he did a draw of him and Harry playing basketball, next he showed him his solved puzzle. And everytime harry smiled at him and congrats him with an approval « good », the little boy went back with a whole smile on his face apparently proud to have Harry’s approval. 

Then he started to got Jesse’s approval, and claimed he’ll marry her and his mummy which made you giggle by his cuteness and made Harry frowned by the boy’s effrontery 

« Come on he’s 3 Yo » 

After that he started following you, asking so many question « what are you doing ? » « can I do that with you ? », he was so curious about so many things sometimes you didn’t finish your sentence he already asked something else. 

« Hey sweetie if you want to have a proper conversation you have to let people talk before asking something else » 

You started to cook for dinner while the little boy was walking around the house, he seemed bored or ashamed about something. 

« Hey Ethan I am cooking for tonight do you want to do it with me ? » 

You never saw a child smile like this before, you felt touched when you saw his little face. Gosh you wish your children could smile to you like this. You took an apron and processed to tie it on his back so he won’t get his clothes dirty. 

Everything was so sweet, Ethan helped (at least try) you to cook, then everyone sat and started to eat. 

Then it happened, when you were done with the dishes you took a look on your clock : Ethan’s mum was supposed to be here since one hour, you processed to send her a text but it was too late. Ethan noticed something was wrong. He was on the living room looking through the window waiting for her mum to come but when he saw nothing he turned back and started to cry. First he was just sobbing but then cried a lot. 

You did everything to comfort him but nothing worked. The little boy was crying waiting for his mummy. 

Then, Harry came closer to him put a kneel down so he was at the same height to the boy. Ethan was looking at him while his tears fell on his face not knowing what to do. 

All Harry do was putting a hand on his cheek to erased the tears from his face while looking at him with a soft expression « it’s okay sweetie, everything is fine I’m sure your mum is on her way to got you. How about we watched some cartoon with hot cocoa while waiting for your mum ? » 

Ethan nodded before going into Harry’s arm then everyone her a « ting », it was Ethan’s mum, she texted you to apologize cause she was stuck on a highway. Harry smiled and look at the boys

« See ? It’s just a matter of time before she came to you let’s watch some cartoon » 

Ethan’s mum came at your house eventually looking for a boy who were sleeping on Harry’s arm, she apologized for being late which you reassure her telling her everything was under control while sending a wink to your husband. Ethan’s mum took all the stuff of her son and then took him to drive him home not before thanking you. 

You closed the door with a long sigh, happy everything end well. 

After cleaning your living room, You and Harry got to your shared-room while Jesse was currently on the bathroom 

« I am glad everything end well » 

« Yeah so do I »

« You know, you’re still good when it came to daddy’s think »

« Oh yeah ? » he smirked 

« Yeah kinda attractive even hot » 

Your husband chuckled while putting at you to go on his laps which you did without a second thought. Your arms hugged him instinctively while his were on your back and his face close to your neck humming your scent. 

« You know you were really cute pretending to be his second mummy » 

«  I thought it was Jesse oh yeah… She is his future wife » 

« *sigh* don’t tease… I was serious » 

«  So do i » 

« You know, that I knew what you were planing but I let it go » 

« You did ? »

« Yeah … I know Y/N I never let you time to have a proper conversation with you about it. It just scared me » 

« I know that Harry but I wonder why ? Did you see yourself while comforting Ethan ? You’re a good father Harry even Jesse said so » 

« *sigh* it’s not about- Did she say that ? Not the point, my point is I’m getting older Y/N when I decided to have Jesse me and my… previous wife we were young and prepare for that. But she had to convince me, I never planned plan to have Jesse, I never wanted to have child … They are so small so fragile they’re running everywhere they need us to be there 24/7. My jobs and my wife was more than enough to make me happy … » 

« But you loved your daughter and she is your everything, and you’re happy with her »

« With you and Jesse by my side I’m more than happy, but my point is I was afraid to have a child while I was 20yo younger »

« What are you afraid of ? It won’t be like your first time Harry you won’t lose me, you won’t raise a children on your own I’ll be here I’ll always be » 

Knowing this conversation could last forever since both of you had arguments you asked him to think about it just give it a thought. 

The truth is, he saw you while you were playing with the child. He saw the way you smile at him or giggling when he has done something cute. The way you were so sad by seeing him crying over his mummy, the way you were so happy when he decided to cook with you. He knew you wanted child badly, and he knew you were right after all He raised an incredible daughter, a super-hero, and independent and a smart woman. Yet he knew he couldn’t not overprotective his child he knew himself he knew how he’ll behave. 

At the same time he knew you were looking for being a mum, recently he saw you looking at the mirror pretending you were a mum. He saw how you were excited about your friends being parents and yet can’t help but being bitter because you weren’t. 

Harry wanted you to be happy hell it killed him to know you weren’t fully happy. But again he knew him very well, he could kill to protect his own. 

Could you live with that ? 

[acefrogmonarch]

Headcanons pt.4

Middle school and early high school

I know American class but also Japanese class schedules. I don’t know if I want either or a hybrid.

Based off this post (If i can find it)

Naruto-band

Shikamaru has a knack for playing the drums, but he's never serious about it. He plays the drums because the systematic rhythm helps him think of strategies for shoji.

Has been asked multiple times to join the jazz band in Spring. He refuses everytime because it cuts his time in shoji, but once he gets his own cubie in the band hall he sets up his shoji board and plays it when he has free time.

Hinata has played the violin but hates the way her fingers hurt after being forced to play for long hours.

So she seeks asylum in the band hall, and has secretly taken lessons how to play the saxophone. It's her favorite of all the wind instruments.

She has been asked to join the spring jazz band, despite not being an actual member. She easily took the first chair when they were evaluating their skills.

Choji has been following a senior that's been teaching him the guitar, he's in the brass section playing the tuba. Has been asked to replace the senior when he gets older and wants to.

Naruto is in the brass section with Kiba but only Kiba is the trumpet player. Naruto is a trombone player and tells dad jokes. He didn’t fit the mold of a trumpet player but he still loves it regardless.

But his energy is definitely on par, if not greater than the rest. He will always cheer up everyone around him and is a part of the cheerleading squad.

Hates that there aren't anyone other guys. He just wants to flip off someone's shoulders. Damnit! 

He's flipped off Sasuke's and Shikamaru's shoulders before. In Sasuke's case, it was during elementary/primary. They were on the playground and this was Naruto’s second ever attempt to land a backflip. They couldn’t do it because the teacher caught them when a group started forming and they started betting their snacks from lunch to see if Naruto failed or not.

They continued their promise after school and Naruto broke his arm, but he did do it right after. He ate like a King the next day. It was great for him.

The first time Naruto did it was completely by accident and because he was so excited that he got a trampoline.

He’s never taken gymnasium classes before and has not seen a backflip before. But he somehow did it. It still shocks his parent’s to this day. Sasuke and him are neighbors and he came over to see what Naruto was so happy about.

Sasuke came just in time to see him do it. It was the greatest moment of his life because then Naruto tried to do it again and fell flat on his face. 

In shikamaru’s case it was during middle school and they were next to the pool. They were at Sasuke’s house for the day because he had a cool deck and pool.

Naruto wanted to jump off his shoulders into the pool. Shikamaru agreed because he didn’t think Naruto could actually do it. He realized his mistake when Naruto beamed in total confidence and Sasuke moved away from the pair.

Naruto didn’t do his back flip because Shikamaru moved the second Naruto decided to jump, without warning.

Needless to say, Shikamaru didn’t support his legs enough and Naruto accidently kicked him in the chin. Naruto ended up on the pool, back first, and Shikamaru fell on his ass.

Naruto swims up to the edge of the pool and looks at Sasuke, trying so hard not to laugh.

Naruto: Did I do it?!

Sasuke, trying to reclaim his composer: No, not at all.

Shikamaru, on the ground rubbing his chin: How did you even hit me!?

Naruto: Again!

Shikamaru: No!

Sasuke, running inside to get a camera or phone to record it: Yes!

Naruto is sometimes very confused as to why he is going to a house, when he has an apartment and his milk is about to expire! Also, his stash of untouched ramen!

Kushina: Naruto, sweetie. Where are you going?

Naruto: My apartment!

Minato: Naruto, we have a house.

Naruto: What’s that? Is it edible?

Kushina: Sometimes. During winter.

Naruto: Why winter?

Kushina: There are houses made of cookies.

Naruto: Really?!

Kushina, nodding along: Yup!

Anyway after High school they sometimes played together. Naruto had to buy a new entire trumpet because he rented from the school. Hinata bought her saxophone and has kept it under maintenance.

Shikamaru’s parents bought him his drum set and he learned how to play on his own. Choji does keep up with his guitar lessons but he did save up alot to get his electric guitar and a bass.

Card games

Hinata, Sasuke, and Shikamaru cannot play competitive and strategic card/board games. Scrabble, poker, 21, War, Bullshit is off the list. A Lot of decks, mostly up to 3 at a time and they are very distinguished between all of them.

Sakura refuses to play but does rude commentary to any group she is overseeing. Usually magic, because of Sasuke.

Choji doesn’t play anything but he does place bets on who would win with his snacks.

Magic the gathering.

Sasuke, Itachi played. Black Commander Deck

Sai, again his older brother. Green and Black Commander Deck.

Tenten; She found it and didn’t want something that Lee and Neji enjoy. Standard White and Blue Deck.

Yu-gi-oh.

Hinata; only because Neji played. Silent Magician Deck

Neji; because Lee played. He didn’t want to seem stupid. Hero elemental deck

Lee, he just likes the anime. But does have Yusei’s deck

Ino, she likes the pictures on Toon town and they let her do whatever but to some extent.

Both. 

Kiba; Rarely, Magic first. Green and Red Commander. Gear deck

Naruto; Rarely, yugioh first Odd-eyes deck and Black and White Standard Deck.

Kiba, dissing on Yugioh.

Naruto: Shut up, your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos.

Hinata and Sasuke are both petty about each other’s card games. They each have respective sleeves and taunt each other, constantly.

Neji and Lee look at Tenten on the magic side and hate that she betrayed them. She’s just glad that they don't harp on her in her card game.

Pokemon.

Shikamaru, because no one knows how to fucking play.

Shino only collects the cards.

Shino showing Shikamaru his deck.

Hinata: Oh, are you playing?

Shino: You can play it?

Shikamaru has tried to teach Shino. Shino doesn’t sleeve his cards and when they take damage, he puts some non wet, non greasy food on his card.

Once the pokemon dies, Shino eats the snack. There are crumbs everywhere and Shikamaru’s pet peeve is being messy. Shikamaru appreciates Hinata’s and Sasuke’s sleeves.

Shows

Ino loves Reality TV and other things. But hates the Kardasians. Loves Rupaul drag race.

Sai is often encouraged by Ino to watch anime around her and he also finds anime that she thinks he hasn’t seen.

Sai has brought up Keeping up with the Kardasians and it was a mistake, he thought she would like it.

Ino: The Kardaisians are garbage and Kyle Jenner is a fake as hoe!

Sakura, from another room, hearing Ino rant: Did someone bring up the Kardasians?

Sai: Yeah.

Ino: Never do that again dear.

Sai: Got it sweetheart.

Ino has never actually called any other of her partners by a pet name but she does with Sai and they act like a married couple sometimes. They never talked about it. I mean they have shared stuff about each other that no one else knows. Coming out to each other, learning together because they both feel safe and comfortable with each other. Trust each other a lot.

Elementary bus crew.

Morning

Konoha 12 except Hinata

Naruto was so used to being independent that he has left his house on his own for school. It has freaked his parents more than once but they just watch over him as he goes to school.

Naruto always spots a red haired kid on the opposite of his bus stop with two older people that he holds their hands. Naruto always waves at him and waits until the day he waves back.

Gaara is very affected by his past life, like he was carving the kanji for love when his mom walked in because Temari tried to stop it but couldn’t take the blade away from him. She got slashed on her arm as a result.

Karura walks in and gasps softly.

Karura: Gaara sweetie.

Gaara: Mama, you're alive?

Karura: Of course. Please put the knife down.

Gaara: Knife?

Gaara completes carving in perfect kanji and stops once he completes it. Then the pain registrator for him

Choji is allergic to mustard, he found out in elementary and by accident. Shikamaru went to the teacher and Hinata stayed with Choji because he was rubbing his face and making his hives worse.

Afternoon

Rest of the Konoha 12 except (Hinata Neji and Shikamaru) No Sai yet.

Middle school. Bus Crew

Morning

Konoha 12 except Hinata, Ino, and Sakura

Afternoon

Konoha 12 Except Hinata, Tenten, Neji and Sasuke

High school bus crew.

Morning

Hinata was too scared to do it on her own in elementary, she tried in middle school and failed, but she succeeded in high school. She has to wake up an extra hour and walk to her stop but she doesn’t after freshman year. She got used to it

Afternoon

Everyone unless they have clubs, even then there is an after after school bus.

Hinata and Neji are on the richer side of town and everyone in middle school often joked about how they are on the west side while everyone else is on the east side.

They all meet on sports day. The other schools were pitted against each other east versus west.

Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto were in a group together and were mocking Neji from a distance.

Naruto: Ew, is that a West sider?!

Sakura: Is that a boy or girl?

Naruto: It doesn’t matter! It’s a west sider!

Hinata from behind them, joins in.

Hinata: Ew a west sider.

Naruto, turning around: You got that r-

Hinata a carbon copy of the guy they were mocking.

Naruto: AH!!! They got us from behind!

Hinata blushes: Naruto-kun 

Naruto: Oh, it’s just you Hinata.

They don’t know each other at this point, Sasuke and Sakura look bamboozled at their interaction.

Hinata is going to therapy for this because her parents are worried and she just wants a break from the whole past life stuff.

Hinata sighs to herself: Not again

Hinata walks off towards where Neji is and leaves Naruto in her wake.

Naruto’s motto: We are here to cause some ruckus, then DIP!!!

[rolaplayor101]

Ok so there are two parts why: personally and canonically XD

Ok so how I even started thinking about it was when I was looking up Riley from Inside Out, I think? Cause I thought she was a guy in the trailer and i looked on the interwebs to see if other people had the same thought but then I saw a post by Disney Confessions that said they thought she was a Demiboy or Demigirl or something like that and i was like Oooh that makes sense (that was also when I found out about that particular gender identity I think) and as I kept scrolling through Disney Confessions i think(??? This was a while ago so Idk) someone said they thought Hiro was aro ace or asexual romantic something or I dunno and then I remembered when I watched the movie like how they first introduced Gogo when she flipped her hair and took off her helmet, which is totally used as a Meet Cute™ moment in most stuff, and how my first thought was ooghhh here we go again but nothing happened with them the rest of the movie even at the end.

And then there was the pink blast seen when honey took her glasses off and I was like oh Geeze™ but still, nothing happened and I was just so happy it went the whole movie without romance and focused on building family dynamics. Nevermind age gaps because cartoons don't care about young men having crushes on older teen girls (Ferb and Vanessa, bubblegum and Finn, dipper and Wendy). And so I was like YEAH I CAN GET BEHIND THAT and so I did. I was around Hiro's age when I found out I was asexual and when I first watched the movie and so it was super cool I could just have the headcanon and like never have it debunked unless another movie came out or something-

And low and behold BIG HERO SIX THE SERIES and gosh a part of me was like leave the gosh darn movie alone and by itself but also I really wanted to see more of my faves, especially Tadashi because I wrote a very long fanfic of him and my oc his boyfriend with legit like only 20 minutes of Tadashi screen time. (Its called Tadashi Hamada Is Mine btw go check it out) and so I watched it and while watching it I was extremely disappointed how one dimensional the show made them, cause when you just have a movie you can imagine the characters as three dimensional as you like by inferencing stuff from montages in the movie and little things like how they move and look at each other and stuff but now you have the show that just makes Gogo the edgy one and Honey the super bright one and just archetypes that aren’t that interesting anymore.

And then they introduce these girls like Karmi and Trina and I'm like they can NOT actually be trying to give him romantic interests like are you serious?? And as I watch I notice just how uncomfortable Hiro is with her. Like at first he's seriously trying to be her friend and work with her but she’s so mean to him and for no good reason?? Like, even when she is being awful to deal with he still tries being nice and when he finds out Karmi has a crush on his hero side he gets all uncomfortable, ESPECIALLY in the fanfic episode because, yeah, who wouldn’t? It’s like one direction or kpop or youtube ship fics, it’s weird! but especially cause he isn’t interested in romance at all! He’s even annoyed that people are shipping him with Karmi in that one scene, which furthers the idea that he’s not interested at all in her.

there was that moment in the episode that Karmi met that female scientist and Hiro was jealous, and usually, cartoons make an effort to have the mc’s friends tease them about having a crush on romantic interest AKA Karmi, but the bh6 crew only commented on his jealousy for not winning the thing. 

Then Trina, he was more interested in the Botfights than her, really. He blushed after she complimented his bot-building skills because he was flattered. Creating is his main focus, his passion, and obviously, it feels nice to have that recognized, which is also why he tries so hard at school and against Karmi and to live up to Tadashi. (though yeah i could be looking wayyyy to deep into it(cause i am XD)) Anyway, he becomes Trina’s mentor, and it’s a nice change for him because after probably building stuff on his own and having Tadashi there to support him, and then losing Tadashi and having all these people at college around him just as good or even better at it than him, he started to feel, as Honey put it, insecure. Being a hero gives him confidence, which is why he’s always working on updates for their suits. The bot fighter episode was about his gambling addiction and someone being a bad influence on him, similar to Emmet and his alter ego in the Lego Movie 2. He was supposed to see himself as her, not with her.

Also there’s this:

which kinda debunks my headcanon, but there was a reason it was taken out, right? Like, the writers changed their minds and decided he wouldn’t have a crush on her! So, like, his preferences, or lack thereof, are still up in the air!!

Also, it follows through the aroace scientist thing fandom has going, like for Sherlock before people shipped him with John, or Pidge from Voltron, and characters in anime that outright say romance is stupid because they're only focused on projects.

Outside of that, it just makes me happy to have some plausible aroace rep. I'm demihetro ace myself, but it’s nice to be able to see a main character in a cartoon series not have to pay romance any attention or even want it when it inevitably comes up in conversation. Does that make sense?? anyway yeah Long Live AroAce Hiro Hamada™, he baby

[irondadheadcanons]

Peter has spider instincts and he can control them eighty percent of the time of course Peter hasn't told Tony of this Tony finds out when Peter comes back in to the compound kitchen covered in blood and a look of extreme satisfaction on his face (he ate a deer and fought a bear) and after Peter's shower they have a talk

(QUICK NOTE: We wrote this at 4:30 am. Just… just remember that, okay?)

–

(italics are kat/@losingmymindtonight and regular is shannon/@parkrstark) 

Okay… so… there’s a lot to unpack here.

First of all: why would a spider FIGHT A BEAR

Where did he FIND A BEAR in NYC??

Was he upstate already?

Did he kill the deer himself or did he steal the deerfrom a bear and that’s why he fought one?

Do spiders even eat deer?

I love how serious you’re going into this

This is IMPORTANT STUFF SHANNON

Listen. If Peter can control his spider instincts 80% ofthe time then that means that 20% of his life he CAN’T

Which means he spends about 73 days a year just… punchingbears and eating deer

I’m concerned

He should get that checked out

“Bruce… Bruce we’ve got a teenie little problem”

Okay okay so I looked into it and the biggest animal Ican find record of a spider eating is a bird or a rat so i’m not sure how wegot a deer here

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP. YOUR BROWSER HISTORY IS ALREADYQUESTIONABLE FROM YOUR WHUMP RESEARCH

So Upstate New York’s black bear population is currentlyestimated at 6,000-8,000. That means that if Peter kills a black bear everytime he loses control of his “spider instincts,” it will take him about 83years to eradicate the entire population (assuming that the bears aren’treproducing)

Significantly less if he can knock out two each episode

What the fuck

Do you like my science Shannon?

#1 I think that’s math #2 I could be wrong about #1 becauseI always skipped science class #3 why are you like this

I imagine that Tony thought #3 too when Peter camewaltzing into the Compound covered in blood and deer guts

On that note: CAN YOU BELIEVE TONY LET HIM TAKE A SHOWERBEFORE TALKING ABOUT THIS

IM SORRY SHANNON

BUT IF YOU ROLLED INTO MY HOUSE COVERED IN BITS OF DEAD DEER

THE SHOWER CAN WAIT

WE HAVIN A TALK FIRST

I can assure you, I will never come to your house covered indead deer

And also

Why did he eat the deer but not the bear

SEE NOW YOU’RE GETTING INTO THE SPIRIT

Do deer taste better than bears?

Let me ask Google

I await a response with baited breath

Truly how did I live before knowing the answer to thisquestion

So apparently bear meat can taste pretty nasty if thebear has been eating a lot of salmon or carrion

So maybe it was just a really nasty bear

And Peter was like “nah. Let me get at that raw deer meatinstead”

So maybe Peter tracks the bear’s diet before attacking it

Do you think he kills the bear or does he just

Like

Roundhouse kick it in the jaw

I was wondering that

“I’M THE CAPTAIN NOW”

And the bear is just like “yessir”

Maybe he just knocks it out and then… calls it a day

Maybe he’s already full from the deer???

Which came first: the deer or the bear

Does he just… get the urge to fight bears??? Or does heget the urge to eat deer and therefore fights bears for their deer carcasses???

Maybe the deer guts on him attracted the bear so he had tofight off the bear. He didn’t want to kill it, it was just self defense

Because even in spider instinct mode, Peter is still achill bro

I just googled “is there a bear-fighting spider”

There isn’t, but apparently there IS a sport known asspider fighting

Which is exactly what it sounds like

Spiders fighting each other?

Yep

For what purpose?

Is it like a game?? A mating ritual??

DIRECTLY FROM WIKIPEDIA: “In the United States, spider-fighting is also prevalentin prisons in Florida, where inmates catch them and keep them in boxes as pets.In 2002, a fight between three inmates over the theft of a pet spider resultedin life-threatening skull injuries to one inmate and additional charges to theother two.”

SHANNON I CANT BREATHE

Life gets rough in the big house

You have to rely on spider fights

“Life threatening skull injuries”

That must have been one hell of a spider, to warrant that

Also, the ambiguity of “they have a talk” is just………there’s so much option there

There is NO info about Tony’s reaction AT ALL

I’d hope his reaction involves some concern

“Comes back to the kitchen” also means that they were justchilling in the kitchen, probably talking about some cool suit upgrades, whenPeter was suddenly like, “hold on, fam, spider instincts, gotta eat a deer” andthen goes out and comes back after however long it takes him to do this

“Peter? What did you even DO?!”

“Oh, you know. Killed a deer, fought a bear.”

“You fought a WHAT NOW?!”

“Spider instincts”

“There is not a species of spider ALIVE that does thisshit, Peter. THIS IS NOT NORMAL WHAT THE FUCK”

“WAIT. DID YOU EAT RAW, UNPROCESSED DEER MEAT??? DEARGOD. BRUCE??? PETER NEEDS A RABIES SHOT ASAP”

“Some spiders hibernate, some eat deer.”

Listen. We as a society need to accept ALL types ofspiders, strange bear fighting habits and all

And this conversation happens after the shower… does Tonyask or does he just shove him right into the bathroom?

Does he think it’s human blood at first??????

“Do we need this hide a body??? PETER??? DO WE NEED TOHIDE A BODY???”

IMMEDIATE SUPPORT FROM IRONDAD

If he has a satisfied look on his face, does that meanthat Peter’s spider instincts are still going off or does the normal humanPeter just see…… no problem with this turn of events???

Is he satisfied with the taste of the deer or the outcome ofthe bear fight?????

Maybe he’s used to it and he’s just riding that spiderinstinct high for a little while longer

Does Peter’s bucket list just look like:

1. Meet Mark Hamill2. Build a Lego Death Star3. Go to Comic Con4. Fight a fucking bear5. Pet a Dalmation

Okay but the concept of the instincts being like a highis HELLA amusing to me

“Yeah hi my name is Peter and I get high off of DECKINGBEARS and MURDERING DEER with my BARE HANDS”

Does he always eat deer? Or is it this like steadyprogression of animals. Maybe he started small with like squirrels and slowlymoves his way up the animal kingdom

The endgame is a blue whale

“Mr. Stark, can we go on a cruise?”

“…… why?”

“No reason”

Just, for a sec, imagine Peter fighting a blue whale

How do you even fight something that big???

Does he nibble on it slowly and the whale doesn’t evenrealize it

Or does he fucking pick it up by the tail and bodyslam itback and forth

BOTH IMAGES ARE GLORIOUS

“Happy? Where’s the kid?”

“I thought you had him?”

“Ah shit. He’s trying to eat a damn whale again.”

IM CRYING

So now Tony knows the 20% of Peter’s life where he losescontrol…..what does he do??? Does he lock him in the Compound with some cookeddeer meat? Does he let him loose with a really long leash? Does he follow himaround spray bottle filled with water for when he tries going after the wronganimals?

Peter sees a squirrel and starts foaming at the mouth andTony just pulls out a spray bottle and sprays him in the face

“No! Bad Peter! Leave it!”

“If you’re good I’ve got some raw bison waiting at homewith your name on it”

“This time I won’t try hiding vegetables in the rottingcarcass.”

“No, you still have to eat them! You’re still a growingspider…boy…thing”

I love how we just assume that Tony would just look atthis situation and go “…this is fine”

Actual footage of Tony

Maybe he’s afraid he’ll be the next snack if he upsets Peter

Peter just starts gnawing on one of the receptionists andTony runs over with the spray bottle like “SPIT IT OUT”

…. we’re getting into dangerous territory now

“DAMNIT PETER. I CAN’T LOSE ANOTHER WORKER. NOT AGAIN.”

“NOT AGAIN”

Poor Jenny Carter came into work wearing her fox coat. Shewas never seen again.

You know what? Serves her right for supporting the peltindustry

Peter wears Jenna like a coat

Oh GOD

But only when he’s high on spider juices

Tony has an important business meeting and the other personkeeps staring down at Tony’s leg in concern. Peter is gnawing at his anklebecause that last deer just wasn’t enough.

Tony’s like “WHAT’S THE MATTER YOU NEVER SEEN A SPIDERFEEDING BEFORE”

Peter never actually hurts Tony because even as a highspider, the irondad bond is too strong. And Tony trusts him enough to let ithappen

…… are you making this cute right now

It seems I am

Tony keeps a bag full of dried strips of meat on him tolet Peter chew on during his “episodes”

Happy mistakes it for jerky one day

Poor Happy

HAPPY WOULD BE SO FUCKING DONE

*Peter is chewing on Tony’s shoulder*

“TONY THIS IS NOT NORMAL”

“But look how cute he is”

“TONY HE’S TRYING TO EAT YOU”

“He’s giving me kisses. What a good son”

“WHAT THE FUCK”

“THIS WAS NOT IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION TONY”

Happy is disrupting Peter’s peace so when he’s complainingto Tony, Peter gets really close and Happy flinches expecting to lose an armbut Peter just slaps him across the face with his dried meat strip

“Bad Happy”

Tony’s grinning. “That’s right, buddy. Bad Happy. Shameon you, Hap. Look at him. He’s an angel”

“Spray.”

“You’re right, kiddo. Bad Happy needs a spray.”

“Tony, don’t you.. I swear to god if you—”

TONY GETS SO USED TO USING THE SPRAY BOTTLE THAT ONE DAYIN A MEETING HE JUST BUSTS IT OUT WHEN ONE OF THE STOCKHOLDERS IS BEINGDIFFICULT AND SPRAYS HIM IN THE FACE

So what state does Peter revert to while he’s in this spiderkilling mode… what kind of state of mind does he have? Like he’s high? He’sdrunk? He’s a toddler? He’s a dog?

He seems like a mix between a toddler/a dog/and a dogaddict

*drug addict

I meant drug addict

Sorry, I was just projecting there

He’s addicted to petting puppies

And chewing on them…. There was that one reallyunfortunate incident at the animal shelter….

They don’t talk about that… Lucky gets by with three legsfine now.

Shannon do you realize this is the most elaborateheadcanon we’ve ever done

This may be my favorite one yet

… Shannon we can do crack now too

Crack, whump, and fluff: THE HOLY TRINITY

This is our legacy

[peterjonesparker]

the saga of is it a fic or are they headcanons continues.

one | two (THIS ONE!) | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

so michelle starts to get buddy buddy with ned and peter, ish.

she starts to actually kind of like ned, even if he sometimes puts his foot in his mouth sometimes. but they argue about the merits of comic books as a form of literature and he teaches her some words in tagalog and she learns how to call peter a son of a bitch so she’s pretty entertained.

but the weird things just keep piling up with peter.

he rushes off at random times, freezes whenever she asks him where he’s going, shows up to school with cuts and bruises looking like he’s been fighting in an underground boxing ring. she even saw him go into the chemistry lab the other day at lunch time even though they both took chemistry last year and he’s taking biology now.

he just does really weird things sometimes and michelle can’t help but notice.

michelle also can’t help but notice that spiderman is becoming more and more popular. people sell t-shrits, masks, shot glasses, tote bags. everything, basically. and maybe one day michelle might spend a little too much time looking at a t-shirt with a picture of spiderman in all his toned, muscly glory. but she just shakes her head and keeps moving.

she gets curious about him, though. where did he come from? who is he? why is he doing this? why did he sound oddly familiar in DC when he saved her friends?

and then one day she’s walking home from school after academic decathlon and she missed the bus which is totally her fault for staying later after practice to chat with peter and ned about the upcoming weekend and how their plans to construct a lego version of the starship enterprise were so utterly boring she could barely stand to listen to them. (and weren’t people supposed to choose star wars or star trek? was that not a thing? not that she cares about things peter likes. well, peter AND ned. anyway.)

she’s turning a corner when she sees someone out of the corner of her eyes. there is a man on the opposite side of the street walking several yards back from here. it could be nothing. but she’s also been taught to always be on high alert. so she grips her backpack to her body a bit tighter and walks a little faster down the street, cursing herself for not taking the more populated albeit slightly longer route home.

she continues down the street when she notices the man cross the street so that he’s on the same side of the road as she and at that point she just starts running. better that he thinks she’s odd if he isn’t following her than be caught if he is trying to catch her. she sprints down the street and turns another corner as she looks back to check if the man is following her and then bam. she’s on the ground, gripping the shoulder that practically crashed into a brick wall.

“oh my goodness, are you okay?” she sighs and looks at the owner of the panicked voice and she is left speechless. it’s…well, it’s spiderman.

“what the hell are you doing here?” she notices that in her panic she turned into an alleyway instead of the main street she has intended to run onto. at least she ran into a superhero.

“well, I just, I, uh…” he fumbles over his words and looks around them. “I was just in the neighborhood and thought I had seen something so I came down here.”

she lets him help her to her feet and looks at him blankly. “and you always carry a backpack with you?” she motions toward the one strapped on his back and tries to get a better look, but he shifts away so she doesn’t see. she raises a skeptical eyebrow at him, crossing her arms and smiling slightly. “what you got in there?”

“oh, nothing special.” he coughs and his voice gets deeper. “nothing you need concern yourself with, citizen.”

“drop the act, man.” she laughs, but his breath hitches. she scrunches her eyes together. “dude, you’ve got to be in high school if you’re carrying that around. don’t pretend that you’re a thirty five year old man when you’re probably no older than eighteen.”

“i’m sixteen, actually.” he says as a throwaway and she can see him hesitate immediately after the words leave his mouth.

“i’m not trying to expose you or anything.” she sighs. “look, sorry I ran into you. I thought some guy had been following me so I was trying to get away as quickly as possible.”

“i’m not sure running into an alleyway is the right solution for that.” he chuckles and she rolls her eyes. She does not need this from a dude in red and blue tights with a spider on his chest. he stops chuckling suddenly and gets solemn. “wait, why are you walking alone this late at night?”

“just trying to get home like the rest of us. accidentally stayed later at school than I had intended.” she crosses her arms, trying to keep her cool. she doesn’t think of herself as someone who buys into the hype of things, but, well, this guy has a really nice butt. and he saved her friends. and he’s saved a lot of people. and okay, maybe, just maybe, she might have a thing for hero types but that’s a more basal part of her and she doesn’t let it control her actions. but, well. “I never thanked you for saving my friends.” when his head tilts, she clarifies. “in DC. my friends were the people stuck in the washington monument.”

“oh, uh, no problem at all. just doing my job.” he says, saluting at the very end and oh my goodness who is this person and why is he so dorky. “sorry, I don’t know why I did that.”

“me neither, man. it was dorky.” she laughs, and he does too. “well, I should really be getting home now. my parents will be worried.”

he nods his head and she turns around to leave. just before she leaves the alley, he clears his throat and speaks up. “do you, uh,” he pauses briefly and coughs. “could I accompany you home? it’s still pretty late and anyone walking home alone is a little dangerous at this hour. especially here where they aren’t many people around.”

she doesn’t know what to say. part of her wants to refuse. she can handle herself. she took self-defense lessons for three years and she knows how to fight if she needs to thanks to the kickboxing classes as a kid. but. another part of her is still a little shaken up from the man following closely behind. and that part of her knows that, even though it sucks, walking home with a man gives her added safety because people don’t fuck with men. especially not when the man is spiderman. she thinks of her parents at home and them worrying and allows herself to say yes.

he falls into step next to her and she laughs. “are you really just going to walk next to me? aren’t people going to see you and get curious?”

he scratches the back of his neck. “I…I don’t have a response to that.” he chuckles nervously, “I don’t suppose you want to travel by web slinging, do you?”

“eh, it could be fun.” she says before she even thinks about the words. they both stop walking suddenly and look at each other.

“are you serious?” he asks, incredulous and she feels a little defiant because of it. she might be very slightly scared of heights. no, she isn’t scared of heights. she’s scared of possibly falling from said high heights. but she takes his incredulous question as a challenge and she’s never been that great at backing away from a challenge.

“yeah, why not.” she says, gripping the straps of her backpack tightly. “but if you drop me, i’ll kill you.”

“uh, okay.” he says, slowly stepping toward her. she doesn’t know what to do because she’s never exactly been in a situation quite like this and oh my is her journal going to freak out when she writes about this. so she just wraps one arm around his back and the other over his shoulder, making sure to avoid the backpack he has on. and maybe in hindsight this isn’t the best idea, but it’s a little late now. at least it is in her mind. he wraps a firm arm around her back and pulls her tight against his body and she nearly gasps but she doesn’t want him thinking he has that large of an effect on her. because he doesn’t. her body just happens to be very attracted to his and reacts accordingly when there is close proximity between the two.

*sexual frustration intensifies*

“if at any point you want me to take you down, just say so, okay?” he says, looking at her with those white beady eye holes on his mask and she wishes she could see his face. she wishes she could know who this person is. though she knows she’s heard his voice before. that’s the one thing that always stays with her. she knows she’s heard it and she can’t place it, which infuriates her. but then they’re shooting up into the air and travelling building to building and she grips her arms more tightly around his body and closes her eyes so that she can pretend they’re not at lots-of-pain-upon-impact falling distances.

she nestles her head into his shoulder a bit and then she smells it. once in her life has she ever hugged peter parker. that day in the hallway when he found her crying. she smelled him and took in his scent and for reasons she isn’t willing to admit she has remembered his smell and thought about it and him more than she’d care to say. and she smells it again. and suddenly, everything clicks. she can’t believe she could have been so stupid as to not have put any of this together before. he’s always rushing out, the sticky goop she saw him trying to sneak out of the chemistry lab, how anxious he gets every time she accuses him of hiding something, why he’s so busy, why he fucking knows tony stark. oh my goodness, is this the stark internship? she is going to kill peter.

but then she thinks about it.

he never told her. he didn’t want her to know. doesn’t want her to know. and she can’t blame him. this is a huge secret and he can’t just go around telling everyone, no matter if they are kind of friends or not. but, still, a small irrational part of her is slightly hurt he never shared this with her. didn’t think she would keep his secret. she wonders if ned knows. she wonders if his aunt may knows.

then he’s stopping onto a roof directly adjacent to her apartment building. snd she realizes she never told spiderman where she lived but that peter parker has been to her house exactly twice in their entire friendship. but she doesn’t bring it up. because she still can’t get over the fact that she didn’t figure this out sooner. and she doesn’t want to spook him and drive him away. should she tell him that she knows? he clearly didn’t want her to know. but he spent so much time chatting with her as spiderman, he must have known the risks.

“thank you.” she says, as she slowly extricates herself from him. and there’s still a small part of her that aches at the loss, but a much larger part of her is reeling from the fact that peter parker, dork galore and friend, is spiderman.

“uh, no worries.” he hesitates. she still needs him to get her down onto the street from this roof, but other than that they don’t have anything else to say. “try to avoid taking the shady routes home. it’s just common sense.”

and of course he would have the audacity to insult her at a time like this. “oh, that’s rich coming from the guy who will walk into the middle of a bank robbery.”

“fair enough.” he laughs, shaking his head. “guess we’re both looking for some thrills in life.” he looks at her. she can tell he is looking directly into her eyes. and she knows it’s peter under that mask and she wants to tell him, to say she will keep his secret safe, that she won’t do anything to knowingly hurt him. but they aren’t friends like that. yet. snd she doesn’t want to ruin any friendship they might have at this point. so she just smiles.

“I guess.” she smirks and feels so uncharacteristically protective of this boy in this moment. impulsively, and she will bang her head against the wall for this when she walks into her room, she steps toward him and plants a light kiss on his cheek. “thanks again for saving my friends. and other people too, I guess.”

he doesn’t say anything for a bit, but then he coughs and giggles a bit and oh my goodness how could she not know this was peter immediately? “of course. anything to help. we all have our battles to fight.”

“so, uh, can you help a girl get down to the street?” she points toward her apartment complex and he seems to shake into duty. he uses his web to slowly drop her down. she pushes against the wall a bit and it feels like repelling down a rock climbing wall. but much less controlled and she definitely doesn’t feel all that secure. but then her feet touch the ground and she looks up. he salutes and then takes off and she smiles against her better judgement. she walks into the house and her father lectures her about calling if she is going to be late and how it’s dangerous late at night.

she just nods her head, thinking back on how peter parker walked her home and how peter parker is fucking spiderman.

[sufin5ever]

This is not my body! (Part I)

I think I had this idea six months ago or something but I never had the energy/inspiration to start the story. You can see my headcanons under the tag of #body swap

Like the dragontalia story, this is meant to be just silly and nothing serious. Please let me know what you think, I’d really appreciate it! 

Link in AO3.

Summary: Sigurd and Tino are so done with Berwald and Magnus arguing all the time so they come up with a plan. But the thing is, nothing goes as expect it!

Sigurd was so freaking tired. Magnus and Berwald were arguing again for some random stuff.

“What happened now?” Tino asked while watching the two men having a really heated argument.

“I don’t know. I think Berwald said something about how dumb legos were and you know...” Tino shrugged it off. He sat on the couch hoping that the fight would be over soon.

“Dear Satan...” Tino rolled his eyes “Should I punch both of them so they could stop?” He suggested.

“Please don’t. They deserve it but no. They will argue again tomorrow and the next day after that...” Sigurd shook his head.

He remembered those times when they were only three and how many times he had to step in to stop the fight.

“Then what we should do?” Tino looked at Sweden. While he remained calm, he wasn’t apologizing either for his words.

Sigurd tried to think about something. It was hard considering how loud Magnus was shouting.

“He is going to have a sore throat tomorrow” Tino was so amazed by how much Magnus could screamed without getting tired.

“That’s nothing. He could shout even louder if he wanted” Sigurd explained.

Tino crossed his arms. He wanted the argument to stop but how? And then he realized something.

“Use your magic, Sigurd” Tino said.

“I don’t think...” But he suddenly turned around and he watched in horror how the Dane and the Swede were already fighting on the floor “You know what? You are right” He stood up and went straight to where Sweden and Denmark were.

Magnus looked up and smiled to Sigurd.

“Hey, buddy! I’m still strong as you can see!” Denmark was so proud about himself.

But Sweden wasn’t that dumb and he knew that something was up.

“Sigurd...” Berwald tried to get rid of the Dane before something stupid happen.

“Tino and I are tired of your dumb arguments so maybe you need a lesson” Sigurd scratched the back of his neck before showing his magic wound.

“No, buddy! Can we negotiate or something?” Magnus begged and he dropped Sweden on the floor.

“Damn it” Berwald layed on the floor because he was having a headache. He looked for Tino, he was his last resource “Tino, please”

“I think you two need to learn a lesson” Tino didn’t even dare to look at Berwald’s eyes.

Sigurd recited a spell in a lost language and then he pointed to Magnus first and Berwald later.

Finland was already regretting this. He hoped that Sigurd was doing. He didn’t want to make up with Magnus or anything like that.

“You are going to able to undo this, right?” Tino asked Sigurd.

“Eh… I think so” Sigurd wasn’t really sure. He may have to look up on one of his books.

“That doesn’t give any consolation at all” Tino was getting concerned.

Meanwhile, Berwald felt a horrible headache. But he realized that he wasn’t on the floor anymore. He wasn’t certain about what just had happened. He took a glance at his hands and… Those weren’t his hands at all. He rushed to nearest mirror and… The horror. He was Magnus!

“Don’t touch my hair” A heavy voice said and everyone stared at Sweden’s body “What?” Magnus began to touch himself in front of Sigurd and Tino when he had the same realization than Berwald “This is not my body!”

Magnus was about to passed out. On the other hand, Berwald wasn’t sure how to react.

“Don’t you dare to use any cheap shampoo on my hair” Denmark warned Sweden before he had a deep realization “You are going to see my naked body and I’m going to see yours…Ewww!”

Sigurd rolled his eyes.

“They completely deserve this” He whispered to Tino.

“They are so childish” The Finn agreed. Even thought he had some concerns, he wanted to see how far things went.

Berwald and Magnus stared at each other for a long time.

“Don’t do anything stupid with my body. I don’t want to see myself on Youtube because of you” Berwald was worried about all the things that Magnus could have think of just to annoy him.

“And you don’t touch my precious hair!” Magnus was worried that Berwald would ruin his trade mark.

Sigurd cleared his throat to grab attention from everyone.

“You two are going to stay like that...” Sigurd stop talking for a while just to do a dramatic pause. He saw the fear in both men’s eyes and he found it entertaining.

“I hope it’s before the weekend because Berwald and I have romantic plans” Tino stated.

“Well, you still can have fun with me!” Magnus laughed just to piss off Berwald.

“No. We are going to cancel or something” If there was something that he find it gross was the idea of Tino hooking up with Magnus. He didn’t care if he had the control of his body.

“Ahem” Sigurd tried to gain control of the situation again “Like I was saying, you two are going to stay like that until I figure how to undo this” The Norwegian calmly explained.

“What?!” Tino screamed in a very high pitch.

“So yeah. Have fun” Sigurd just walked away. He wasn’t sure if he could deal with Berwald’s body following him everywhere but it was a well deserved punishment.

“Hey, wait!” Magnus ran just a couple of meters before falling to the floor.

“Can you not break my glasses please?” Berwald rolled his eyes.

“Your stupid body is too hard to handle” Magnus complained and then he stood up “Wait for me, Norge!”

And Tino knew that the hell was just released upon them.

[kyulilitanako]

How I fixed “The Emoji Movie”

(inside my head, without actually having seen it, or "Wreck-It Ralph," or "Inside Out," or "The Lego Movie," I seriously need to get out more, although I did see "The Lego Batman Movie" and that was pretty cool.  ♪ Friends are Family ♪ )

So, if I was the Queen of Hollywood, this is what I’d do.  Let us begin.

1. A little product placement is not a sin, but full-blown product immersion is both a sin and a crime, and in a world run by evil geniuses, the guilty would be stripped naked, wrapped several times around in succulent vines and acacia leaves, and dangled upside-down from a crane just inside the giraffe paddock at the zoo during feeding time.  More on this later.

2. Gene's new problem is that he desperately wants to help Alex take a shot at true love with Addie, because he's a romantic at heart, but fears he will never have the opportunity to do so, since kids...probably don't send a "Meh" to their crush to demonstrate their affection.  At least I don’t think they do.  But anyway.  Gene feels the pang of unfulfilled dreams because he thinks (based on what other emojis say) that humans ONLY interact through their phones.  We’ll fix this.

3. Jailbreak doesn't reject being a princess, she just wants being a princess to mean something more than a pretty dress and sparkly crown. She wants to do something heroic because she understands girls can lift themselves up without pushing approximately half the population down, and that you can be pro-woman without being anti-man. (Source: am girl.)

4. Hi-5 has been reduced from sidekick to running gag, showing up only occasionally to deliver a zinger and then disappear again for awhile.

5. Alex gets more screen time, often while he uses his phone to record a vlog about Addie, the Girl of His Dreams, but he never plucks up the courage to post it to...wherever, and always saves it to "Draft." But Gene watches these videos religiously, becoming more and more determined to bring the two of them together, somehow. Vive l’amour!

6. Smiler doesn't persecute Gene for being a multi-faceted misfit, she gleefully attempts to exact justice because Gene now exploits Jailbreak's mad hacker skillz to send cryptic, Cyrano de Bergerac-esque messages to Addie's phone, pretending to be Alex. See, the world can never know that phones have tiny sentient entities inside them, running around having coherent thoughts (ohai, Skynet!), therefore Smiler believes whatever fate she calls down upon Gene is justified, and...y'know...once in awhile, the villain has a point.  Crazy, I know.

7. Some of the rounder emojis have bodies now! I mean...Jailbreak already had a small one, because she's wearing a skirt (that's a skirt, right?), so why not put a little meat on ALL of their bones so they don't look like ping pong balls on sticks? Then Jailbreak can slap a sparkly pink crown sticker on her cargo pants and say, "This is my princess dress."

8. Jokes.  There should be some!  Low-hanging fruit should be kept to a minimum, with no more than three (3) instances of scatological humor throughout the picture.  Sorry, Mr. Poop.

9. And about that Poop emoji.  In my version, he is now a mentor who shows up about an hour in, to reveal to Gene the myriad ways in which humans communicate, and to encourage Jailbreak to forge her own path to princesshood through valiant deeds, all while delivering a powerful message about transcending one’s limits, as he must have done himself to become such a wise oracle despite starting his digital life as a neatly-coiled pile of excrement.  I would gladly have Sir Patrick Stewart voice my headcanon Poop emoji, even knowing that he probably thoroughly enjoyed doing the job he’s already done.  To each his own.  Moving on.

10. Gene’s parents have a little less screen time now, and instead of debating what kind of “Meh” their darling boy will make, they can just do a bit about the red-hot passion of their marriage, but in the same monotone voices.  It’ll work.

11. Instead of old school emoticons being “the elderly,” maybe they’re just a bit older than other residents of Textopolis, and not totally decrepit, shouting “Ow, my colon!” when someone bumps into them. Seriously, old people don’t say that.  You generally cannot feel your colon.  Maybe they walk into the McCafé app and get a free senior’s coffee instead.  That’s plenty.

12. Back to the product placement.  If you’re gonna have your main characters running through apps, the goal is to do something clever with it, which is the opposite of what I gather has already happened.  So, you’re running from some bad robots, and you run into the Facebook app.  Can you rip elements off the phone’s screen and use them as weapons?  Rip off a “Like” button and hold it up as a shield?  Would the “Like” button then disappear as Alex was about to tap it?  Was this possibility even explored?  You remember those animations of the stickman who runs amok all over the UI and does battle with the user by attacking the cursor?  That shit was awesome.  Let’s do some of that.

13.  Instead of trying to get to Dropbox so they can alter their own source code..........? (LOL THEY DON’T KNOW HOW TO COMPUTER)  Instead of that, Gene and Jailbreak go to the Cloud so they can infiltrate Addie’s phone and deliver proof of Alex’s ardor “in person.”  If we absolutely must visit Candy Crush, maybe they flip over a bunch of red jellybeans in the shape of a heart, or...something.  Maybe they could meet their Meh and Princess counterparts over there, and maybe they’re hilariously different.  Or something.

14. Once that happens, though, Smiler is going to go into absolute panic mode, and probably send a whole army of robo-meanies to all sorts of different phones trying to track them down.  As the virus of her own making spreads, chasing the virus of her worst fears, she resolves that she will use her bots to wipe every phone within her reach rather than let the secret of living emojis be discovered.  We’re already suspending ten kinds of disbelief to get this far, so expanding Smiler’s powers might not be terribad.

15.  Meanwhile, Gene and Jailbreak, while trolling around inside Addie’s phone, learn that she’s leaving with her family for the whole summer (maybe going to the cottage?  around here folks love going to the cottage, it’s the summer thing to do), and if Alex doesn’t make his move soon, he could lose her.  Oh noes!

16.  Home stretch now.  Gene realizes, after all his efforts, the best way Alex can tell Addie how he feels is with his own words, and fortunately, Gene knows where to find some of them!  With Jailbreak’s help, he transfers a copy of Alex’s unposted vlog to Addie’s phone, where she stumbles across it and plays it.  Now...if this happened in real life, it’d be some pretty serious stalker stuff, but again, we’re suspending fair amounts of disbelief already.  Did the actual movie establish Addie crushing on Alex at all before the end?  Well, whatever.  Maybe if his vlog is sensitive and heartfelt enough, she might not feel too creeped-on.

17. Which brings us to the big action finish.  Working in tandem with someone still back on Alex’s phone (idgaf, pick someone at random.  It can be Hi-5 if you really want.  I guess.), Gene co-ordinates a series of brief messages between the phones to get both Alex and Addie out of their houses and walking around outside.  Jailbreak hacks into the traffic light system (yeah, this is starting to pop up even in small towns now, they can change the length of a green light with two mouse clicks at a price tag of $15,000 per intersection or something) and actually manipulates the traffic in the real world to herd the lovebirds towards each other, all while robo-meanies chase them through Addie’s phone, up through the Cloud, and back to Alex’s phone in a big production that has all the emojis on Addie’s phone banding together to aid the success of their mission, as well as their subsequent escape.

18. Alex and Addie find themselves standing on the same street corner with nothing to do but have a conversation, which they somehow manage.  Addie suggests maybe Alex and his folks can come up to the cottage for a visit.  (I’m sure her parents will love that.  Invite some more strangers while you’re at it, honey!  We’ll have a luau!  But anyway.)  It’s not everlasting love, but it’s a start, and that’s all we’re really looking for here.

19. Back home again, Gene is proud that even a “Meh” like him can help fan the flames of a budding new romance (wait, buds don’t flame....) and learned that human speech is far more powerful at conveying emotion than he was led to believe by his peers.  Jailbreak is proud to be her own definition of a “princess,” having demonstrated courage, valor, and encyclopedic knowledge of several programming languages.  Smiler keeps on smiling, even though she’s seething with twelve kinds of rage, which she won’t be able to act on because...heck, I dunno, maybe the robots didn’t make it out of the Cloud.  RIP robots.

20. No dance party at the end.  Just.......just no.

And that’s how I would fix “The Emoji Movie.”