#YAASSS LETS GO

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

Y está de the weeknd porque sinceramente tiene elementos clásicos y evoca al pasado (muy 80ERAAA), está en todos los lados por eso heheheh MUY FAN

[berylcups]

hello! this is going to be me self projecting lol but can I request La Squadra x reader who has SH scars & is insecure of them? If not I perfectly understand and feel free to ignore this request. Ty!

Oooo SH scars! Yaasss—Are we both orange cats because I think we are sharing the same brain cell! Let’s self-project ✨TOGETHER ✨ (sorry it took so long to respond- I was dealing with some mental issues myself lol)

La Squadra comforting Reader w/ SH Scars

CW: Self Harm, wounds, depression , scars, social anxiety due to scars, bullying mention,

Notes: As someone who has and is still dealing with self harm—please know that you are loved and appreciated. You deserve so much better than what you are doing to yourself. ❤️‍🩹 I understand it’s not a habit that goes away. It’s addictive like substance abuse or smoking cigarettes. If you haven’t started harming yourself, DONT START. If you are doing it-please please seek help-from a friend, family member, s/o, etc. And I know it’s not easy to open up but try with someone you trust before you harm yourself again. You are worth so much and deserve everything in this world . As long as you are safe and healthy that’s all that matters. Please stay safe, get plenty of rest, be sure to eat balanced meals, and stay hydrated. Love you all 💜 Beryl

All the guys don’t care that you have scars and feel you shouldn’t be ashamed of them. But they are concerned about your mental health and want to find a way to support you into harming yourself less. Preferably not harming yourself at all but they know it’s not that simple. But your s/o will do everything in their power to keep you wound free. ❤️‍🩹

Risotto:

“You don’t deserve to do this to yourself amore.”

“You don’t have to hide your battle scars from me. Every single one on your body is a testament to your strength and endurance. You are beautiful/handsome and strong. Never forget that cara/o.”

His scars aren’t the same but he’ll show you all of his scars and how he got them through all the near death experiences he had throughout his career. He’s not a man of many words but he lets you know how beautiful/handsome you are through his actions. Usually by holding you close and lovingly caressing your scars. Or if it suits you better, he just doesn’t pay any mind to your scars and treat it like a normal marking on your body.

He uses his stand to find any hidden tools you may have for your maladaptive coping habits and will discreetly try to dispose of them. He knows that he should not mess with your property but he hopes you will come to him for comfort instead of looking for those troubling things.

He may not speak much but he will be here to listen to you when you’re having a tough time. He listens very carefully and makes mental notes on what he thinks he can do to cheer you up and what to do to keep you away from to keep you from feeling bad.

To distract you from your own thoughts he likes to take you out on night walks through the woods. Normally that sounds scary but having Risotto with you, you feel completely secure. It’s a serene experience with a little good hint spookiness in the air. That’s definitely something to raise the spirits. 🎃

Formaggio:

“Aww baby, there’s no need to do that. How could a sweet thing like you deserve something as cruel as this?”

“Sweetheart…maybe I don’t express it enough but I want you to know that I love you no matter how low you may feel. If I can’t love you at your worst, then you bet your sweet ass I don’t deserve you at your best. Now let me kiss each wound so it will heal faster.”

He’s going to frequently remind you how much he loves you and how attractive he thinks you are. He’s very good at sweet talking and it’s very much genuine. He won’t ever leave you feeling uncertain about his feelings for you.

If you’re wanting a way to hide your scars, he would suggest getting a tattoo to help cover them up. He would sit by you and look at designs all day and look for a very special tattoo that will have strong meaning to you. And yes, regardless of your aesthetic, he thinks you can pull off the tatted look flawlessly.

If you’re having a hard time he’s the type to try to distract you from those troubling feelings. He’ll tell you stupid jokes, watch your favorite tv shows with you, and play your favorite video games…even the ones he sucks at 💕

Illuso:

“Oh…you have those scars too huh? I uh…didn’t cause you to feel this way did I? I didn’t mean to tease you so much if I caused it.”

“I don’t want you feeling the way I do. Let’s rely on each other and try to put this habit behind us. I believe you’re beautiful/handsome no matter how many scars you have. I’ll do everything I can to make you happy always and I will be easier on the teasing.”

He’d try to make you feel less self conscious by showing you his scars. There’s a reason why he wears those heavy concealing clothes. He’s apologize for teasing you even if it didn’t bother you. He wants to raise your self esteem so he doesn’t tease you anymore unless it’s in a flirtatious way. He tries to watch what he says in front of you when he’s teasing the guys. If something he said made you feel uncomfortable, please let him know because he knows exactly what you’re going through.

If you want to show off your body but don’t want your scars to show he’ll show you how to use the right kind of concealer for your skin tone and texture. Don’t worry, it’s long lasting and waterproof 💜

Anyone who dares try to judge you for your scars is getting a brutal beating in the mirror realm and left to rot. He takes that shit very personally.

Pesci:

“*sniffle* … what can I do to get you to stop?”

“I can’t even imagine the pain you go through to feel the need to punish yourself but you shouldn’t have to! You deserve only the best in the world. I may only be a mammoni, but please—you can rely on me. I’ll never judge you or treat you poorly because of your imperfections! I love you just the way you are, just like the way you love me just the way I am.”

He’s a good listener and knows how to give good advice. He’ll be there to talk you out of hurting yourself if he can get there before you get a chance to. He’s always there to remind you how worthy of love you are and that you deserve to reward yourself—not punish.

When you’re struggling he’ll baby you. He’ll cook you your favorite meal, give you a shoulder massage, run you a luxurious bubble bath, and be there to dry and brush your hair afterwards. He’s going to groom you from head to toe. You’ll feel like you just came out of relaxing spa treatment. 🧖 🧖‍♀️

One way to get out of a funk is to get out into nature. He’d take you out on a scenic boat ride and show you some fishing tricks. If that’s not stimulating enough for you he’ll take you on a little boat adventure and find a private beach for you to collect sea shells on, and play in the water or sand without having to worry about people seeing your scars. 🐚 🌊

Prosciutto:

“Tell me what caused you to do this and I will take care of it. I don’t want you to ever have a reason to do this again tesoro.”

“I will never love you less for bearing these scars. You are only doing what you can to get by. But I am here now so please… rely on me first before you submit to those urges. Understand?”

Prosciutto is a man of action and wants to take care of all your burdens that cause this painful habit. But unfortunately, things aren’t that simple and he gets that now. He’s going to be here to support you as much as he possibly can. If there’s a solution, he’s going to fix it.

He’ll help you find a comforting cool wardrobe for you to wear that you can hide your scars in and feel comfortable and fashionable while you’re healing. But he also encourages you to be yourself and if there’s anything that you want to wear that’s a little more revealing, he’s going to absolutely encourage it. He wants you to feel comfortable in your own body because he cares so much.

If you’re having a tough time, lean on him. He will be there to give you the biggest pep talk of your life. Anything you feel down or insecure about is going to be put to a stop by him. He will let you know just how valued you are and how much you mean to him with the most sincerity he has. All with his loving embrace to back it up.

He would love to take you out shopping and help you find some beautiful accessories and clothes to compliment your beautiful skin. Yes, your skin-scars and all are beautiful and deserve to be covered in gold and jewels. Even if you only feel comfortable wearing it in the house he’s happy. It’s one step closer to you feeling more comfortable with your body.

Melone:

“There’s no shame in struggling. I love every scar, stretch mark, freckle, mole, and any other feature you have. They all are a part of you and that makes you so special amore.”

“If there’s anything I can do to take some of the pain away please let me know. Even if you have no idea how I can help, just let me know anyway. I want to be here for you.”

If you’re concerned about the stares or people bringing up a particularly bad scar, he’d buy you some scar fading cream no matter how pricy and apply it for you himself.

He has all sorts of medical tools to take care of any wounds that are particularly bad. He has local anesthetic and stitches to help patch you up to make the most minimal scar possible. He’s big on first aid so he’s going to baby you even though you’re fully capable of cleaning a wound and putting on a bandage yourself.

He will be here to listen to you and do some amateur Cognitive Behavioral Therapy with you to help you challenge the triggering thoughts that cause those urges. He’s a good listener and he knows exactly what to say to help you question those negative thoughts.

He gets you a thick rubber band to wear on your wrist that you can snap whenever you feel upset. He knows it’s not the same as SH but he hopes it can help reduce it a bit. The rubber bands have positive affirmations on them to let you know that you are okay 💕 he always tells you himself those positive affirmations with lots of hugs and kisses as well.

Ghiaccio:

“…Why would you do that? Do you get so angry that you can’t help but take it out on yourself?”

“When you’re upset and can’t stand it you should rant it out instead. You can scream and get as loud as you want. I won’t mind. …I just don’t want you to hurt yourself because you don’t deserve that.”

You think his emotions would have gone out of control when seeing your scars but he was very much calm. Saddened, but calm.

He would want to know what triggers you and keep a mental note of it so he doesn’t give you any urges to harm yourself. He’s going to control his emotional outbursts around you so it doesn’t upset you. He cares very much and worries about your wellbeing all the time.

He encourages you to wear shorter clothes but doesn’t force you to. If you’re feeling extra self-conscious and too warm in your long sleeves he’ll stay nearby and use his stand to make a cool area around the two of you so you stay comfortable.

If anyone stares or says anything he’ll turn them into a human popsicle or get in their face and yell at them to tell them to mind their own business.

He thinks having a pet around would be good for you and your mental health. A cat or dog loves unconditionally. He’d prefer a kitten but if you’re allergic or just don’t vibe with them he can chill with a dog. He just feels a deep connection to cats…seeing his stand and his aloof personality, it’s pretty easy to see why. 🐱

[wheredafandomat]

omgomgg 33, 37, 22 with sub loki x fem dom reader plss 😳 if that's okay with u... (maybe with hints of pegging 🙈)

Yaasss 😊 I hope you enjoy it anon! ❤️ (I’ve never written something like this before so if it’s trash, please do let me know 😂 and I apologise in advance)

#33: "Aw, you're out of breath. Was that too fast, baby?"

#37: "It's so big. How the hell are we gonna make that thing fit?"

#22: "When we get home, I'm gonna tear your clothes off and pound your ass so hard you can't see straight."

Yet again Loki had purposely gone out of his way to undermine you not only in front of your colleagues but in front of the HYDRA members you were currently arresting during todays mission. Lokis blatant disrespect had caused them to snigger amongst themselves as you tried to ignore them, burning daggers with your eyes into the back of Lokis head. Once you both reached the base again, you wrote the names of the HYDRA members down, ready to leave the room before you paused in front of Loki. He looked down at you, jaw clenched defiantly as a small smile began to spread across your face remembering how this seemingly dominant man crumbled underneath you last night.

“What is it?” He finally asked, unable to maintain his hard exterior.

“When we get home, I'm gonna tear your clothes off and pound your ass so hard you can't see straight.” You warned, causing him to gulp as you pushed past him, exiting the room. Once you were gone, he was quick to hide the tent that was springing in his trousers at your words. He was looking forward to coming home tonight.

The rest of the day passed torturously slowly for Loki as he kept glancing at the clock, eager to get home. That was your whole dynamic. In front of a crowd, Loki was assertive, commanding, a god, but alone, in the confines of the bedroom, he was far from pioneering, cowering as you fucked him, begging you for more as you teased him. Some may even describe him as cowardice, allowing a mere mortal woman to control him, to govern him but you were so much more than that. A god, no, but his god, wholeheartedly.

Once he was home, you were quick to rid him of his clothes as promised, allowing him to do the same to you as you gripped his shoulders, eyes on one another’s as he went down on you. This was how he liked it, kneeling before you as his tongue delved between your folds. He kept his eyes trained on yours, licking ardently as your legs began to shake before you almost collapsed but he steadied you, like he always would. After you had orgasmed at least twice, he was able to finally succumb to you, allow himself to truly be dominated.

He laid against the bed, eyes hooded as you stroked his cock. You grabbed the bottle of lube, Lokis favourite one, before slicking your fingers with it. Your lube coated fingers travelled lower, towards his taut hole before you circled it lightly causing Loki to melt further against the bed.

“Please.” He near whispered.

“Please what?”

“Please don’t tease me.” He rushed out. Your hand on his cock paused, tightening around the base whilst the slick digits of your other hand entered him. One finger, than another causing Loki to moan as a wicked grin spread across your face. “Fuckkk y/nn.”

“Feels good?”

“Really fuck really good.” He groaned. You resumed the movements of your hand on his cock, stroking him fast as you fingered his hole, Loki whimpering as you did so.

“Ready for me to fuck you?” You asked.

“Y-yess.” Loki answered.

“What?”

“Yes! Norns yes!” He replied.

“Okay baby.” You replied, removing your fingers before grabbing the new strap you ordered. Lokis eyes widened as he saw it.

“It's so big. How the hell are we gonna make that thing fit?” He gasped.

“You’re gonna take it like a good fucking slut.” You replied, securing it around yourself. “Hmm? What are you going to do?”

“Take it” Loki answered “like a slut.” He added.

“Good boy.” You smiled, spreading his thighs wider. You grabbed the lube again, squirting some on your hand before rubbing it over the dildo before it was slick enough to slip inside of him. “Relax for me okay.” You prompted, guiding the strap into his hole. “Good, just like that.” You cooed as he allowed you to enter him, filling him to the hilt as you let him adjust to the size. “I told you you could do it.” You smiled, rubbing his thigh soothingly before he nodded frantically, desperate for you to move. You pulled out before thrusting back inside, setting a slow pace as Loki moaned your name. You increased your pace, hand finding Lokis cock again before you fisted it. Loki bucked his hips, trying to match your thrusts as you fucked him mercilessly. Your name fell from his lips like a chant, a prayer. There was already precum beading around his tip before you spread it around, revelling in the fact that he was already so close. “You gonna cum for me?”

“Yesss.” He whimpered, moments before he lost control, cum spurting from his tip onto his torso as he came. “Fuck, yes, fuck y/n.” He panted, ejaculating “so much, there’s so much.”

“Was that good baby? You liked that?” You teased, still stroking his cock.

“Y—yes.” He answered, still out of breath.

“Aw, you're out of breath. Was that too fast, baby?” You cooed.

“P-perfect.” He smiled, pulling you into a passionate kiss. His god, yes.

💘

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[werewolfsmile]

Waking up to discover a midnight text from my sister tALKING ABOUT THE LEVERAGE OT3???? YAASSS

Sis: trying to sleep

Sis' brain: what if Eliot kept giving gifts to Parker and Hardison from “each other” like how he got flowers for the girls once, but he does it just for them now and keeps pretending he’s just helping them with their relationship until they have like an intervention and go “we know what you’re doing and also we love you and look! We got you something distinctive” idk. A gift he’d like. And then they’re all together. Or something. Brain worm let me sleep now please

Are you kidding me??? This is incredible!!! Adding this to my ever-growing fic ideas pile!!

@vampiritea are you sure you're not as obsessed with them as I am?? Because it suuure seems like you are! 😂😂

[jazziesanura]

Never what? Never back down, never give up! See you next level!

In all seriousness, I would adore this concept. It would be so sweet.

Never give up Queens, one day we will get ‘Yaoi!!! in Water’ about a lesbian synchronised swimming team

[gabessquishytum]

Prince Hob is abducted from his palace in the middle of the night by pirates who plan to ransom him. However, shortly after they set sail, they're lured by a siren into crashing their ship. Prince Hob is the only survivor, but when his parents receive word the ship crashed and sank, they assume he's dead.

Siren!Dream was abducted by Pirates and held captive and tortured for years and eventually escaped. When he catches sight of the ship that captured him, he lures it to crash upon the rocks of his cave. However, he's startled to find a single survivor who was never a part of the crew. And he's not too keen on letting the gorgeous man go. It's not like anyone will come looking for him; everyone thinks he's dead.

Hob won't admit it, but he finds the Siren who technically saved him utterly gorgeous; and wouldn't exactly mind spreading his legs for him.

Dream is more than willing to make Hob scream for him 😉 And if he has to use his voice on occasion, well, Hob doesn't actually seem to mind.

- 🐺

Oh yaasss sexy shipwrecked Hob <333 his clothes got all torn up so he's basically walking around naked. What's Dream supposed to do with him?! He brings Hob to his cave among the rocks, gives him food and water, and even huddles against him for warmth (Dream is very cold and wet so he doesn't really help but its the thought that counts). He sings softly in Hob’s ear until he relaxes and turns pliant in Dream’s arms. And after that, it's just sooo easy to fuck him. Hob is so obedient and so eager to please. He gazes at Dream like he hung the moon, and he spreads his legs without needing much encouragement. He begs Dream to sing to him, is completely addicted to the beautiful sound of his voice. He'll gladly bend over as soon as Dream begins to hum to him, cold fingers sliding between his legs and penetrating him. He knows he's not going to be rescued and although he misses his family, there's no point in really dwelling on the grief. It's much better to tuck his face into Dream’s cold, wet neck and breathe in the scent of the sea. Dream makes him feel so good, after all. They curl and rut together in the cool, damp cave, and Hob listens rapturously to his siren's sweet, deadly song.

[therevengeoffrankenstein]

'ENDLESS PERIOD'

INT. A STAGE IN SOME SORT OF AUDITORIUM.

The curtains of the stage are closed. ELLIE suddenly appears, running out onto CENTER stage.

ELLIE

(nervously, clasping hands together, nodding along as he speaks)

WELCOME to the period blood show tonight! We're supposed to go for another five to seven days continuously, so make sure to stretch those ass cheeks now!

LAUGH TRACK.

CUT to the empty audience. A cough is heard OFF-SCREEN.

ELLIE

(coughs nervously)

ANYWAY! Our beloved star The Uterus has yet to arrive, so i'll be entertaining you all BRIEFLY until he arrives.

ELLIE does a GAY LITTLE DANCE and JAZZ HANDS.

ELLIE

TA-DA!

UNKNOWN

(O.S.)

You suck!

ELLIE

(laughs)

The Uterus will be here any moment! ANY moment! Any second! It'll be here so soon! Any second now!

HARD CUT.

EXT. A DESERT HIGH WAY

THE UTERUS sticks out one of its tiny stubs like a hitchhiking thumb.

A car pulls up with DEAN MORIARTY and SAL PARADISE inside.

DEAN

(leaning so far out car window he is liable to fall out of the car)

What can we do for you? What's your reason, baby? Wanna ride?

SAL just smiles fondly.

THE UTERUS

(growls and barks for at least a solid minute)

DEAN

OH OH OH! Yaasss... I get the situation, oh, I get it... Hop inside, little ride. Quick-ly!

DEAN throws the car door open and THE UTERUS scurries inside.

SAL

We're going to try to make it down to Frisco, by the way. You need us to drop you off on the way?

DEAN

(through giggles)

Or are you riding the breeze... If you know, you know!

THE UTERUS

(growls and barks in a softer tone)

DEAN

(winks awkwardly)

I do like your style! You damn well get me, huh...! Just you wait...

HARD CUT.

INT. MOTEL BEDROOM

CLOSE UP of SAL lying on his side on a bed. He smiles softly at the camera. The bed shakes as man whimpers and short barks and whines fill the air.

HARD CUT.

INT. A STAGE IN SOME SORT OF AUDITORIUM.

ELLIE is covered in tomato stains.

ELLIE

And that was, uh, my best impression of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill.

(does Bobby Hill impression)

That's right, Daddy!

Another tomato hits ELLIE in the stomach.

HARD CUT.

EXT. OUTSIDE A MOTEL IN SAN FRANCISCO

DEAN and THE UTERUS embrace.

DEAN

(tears welling in his eyes. The reason why is unclear.)

Now, I'm already a Daddy and all, so let me know! Let me know AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, sugar...

(aside, to SAL)

AY! I sure hope not!

THE UTERUS

(growls out something obviously mean)

DEAN's lip quivers as he detaches himself from THE UTERUS.

DEAN

Su-it your-self!

DEAN runs off, jumping into someone else's car with the keys conveniently left in there. SAL yelps and hops in after him and they drive off.

SOME GUY

(running after the car)

My car! MY CAR! MY CA-A-A-AR!

SOME GUY hits his knees. THE UTERUS scoffs and walks off.

FADE TO BLACK.

INT. A BED

CLOSE UP of THE UTERUS as it whimpers and whines, writhing around. Movement and fabric movement are heard OFF-SCREEN.

SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW

(O.S.)

Yeah, yeah, I know, I know... It's okay, honey.

THE UTERUS

(whines)

SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW

(O.S)

Let the Holy Spirit move right through you....

(voice wavering)

Yes, yes....

FADE TO BLACK as THE UTERUS howls.

INT. A STAGE IN SOME SORT OF AUDITORIUM.

THE UTERUS busts in through the door.

ELLIE

(quickly)

FIN-AL-LY, the man of the hour! The multiple months!

THE UTERUS runs up on stage and vomits KENSINGTON BLOOD all over the audience and camera. Blood fills the auditorium.

The blood then cartoonishly drains as SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW opens the door, still remaining OFF-SCREEN.

SOMEONE WE ALL KNOW

(O.S.)

You're welcome, by the way.

OVERHEAD SHOT of ELLIE, lying on the ground, covered in blood, as he coughs up blood. He gives the camera a thumbs up.

IRIS OUT, ZOOM onto ELLIE's smiling face.

THE END.

[nieves-de-sugui]

My Personal Weatherman watch rambles

Here we go again. No subs and an N3 on my side. Let's gooooo!

Ouch, that seems like harsh criticism. I really don't like the editor

Oh no, here comes the self deprecating thoughts

Yoh's way of getting depressed reminds me of myself a lot

Segasaki to the rescue ❤

AH! OMG PEOPLE!

We're learning from The End of The world With You, I see

Also, wow, that is some awesome cooking skills there Segasaki

So he still gets flustered despite the depression, I see xD

Awww weather metaphoooors akjdhskakjaka. Segasaki is adorable

I am just as dumbfounded as Segasaki. This show is once again killing me in the most wonderful way

"Despair and sex go well together" lol

It's because you're adorable Yoh. That's what he likes, you dumbass

Faen Fatale is coming for us.

I'm glad Man-san is making fun of him

Will this new manga create problems, I wonder?

Oh no, they're gonna actually have a fight

Oh no, Segasaki. You shouldn't have said that.

Wait what?? What is this?? Wtf? XD

Ooooooh!! We're getting the backstory next week??? YAASSS

Overall, very good episode as always. Love them to pieces ❤❤ I shall rewatch with subs later cause I have missed some stuff. But either the dialogue is getting simpler or my comprehension skills have gotten better, which would be nice.

[rubywolf0201]

Yaasss Zelda finally got her own game where she is playable. Hopefully the same happens to Amy

Or it can be an short anthology or even a miniseries where we see her going out on her own adventures.

Oh and please let her villain aka her very own ‘Eggman’ be an allegory for Karens, social capitalism and white feminism.

[sea-owl]

I just love the idea that the Bridgerton spouses are all so protective for each other, especially in the Isekai AU. Or even when the Bridgertons are slowly showing their interests. Like Ben leans to close to Sophie? Kate pops up to take her away (glaring at Ben/. Anthony sniffing Kate? A second later Simon is there distracting Anthony while Kate flees. Colin stares at Pen's boobs a second too long? Look at that, Philip suddenl whisks Oen away to her mother for a nonexistent talk. And if anyone theres to try and mess them up, the entire spouse group is there wrecking misery and havoc to the poor bastard. Like yaasss give me protective spouses who will go out of their way to make sure they never get the bad ending they had in their previous life.

Yes, protective spouses over one another for the win! They're all like we all have issues, whether from family or society. Oh, hey, someone similar! Wait, what do you mean they been messing with you? Not on my fucking watch.

In the iskeai au, they obviously have Portia and Mary as well, and they'll fold in the family members they like, too, like Felicity, Edwina, and Posy. John and Richard are friends of a friend type of situation. But this group they formed is the first that let them be vulnerable and let down their walls.

Or have situations like wait, what's that weirdo Bridgerton doing? Oh no, not my siblings. Hold on, I'm coming to the rescue!

I know I just know the spouses have made many cry (or worse) for disrespecting one of the others. And God help you if you made one of them cry. Then they might get stabby or shooty.

This is their second chance and they all want to make sure the others and themselves are happy and loved.

None of them realize how tied together they are with their Bridgertons. Or the happy ending they are looking for does include them.

[idealisticrealism]

TCL 2x11 recap

Ok so in honour of the S3 renewal (!!!! shut up I’m not crying YOU’RE crying aaaaaaahhhh!!!) here are a few very very belated TCL thoughts… and of course, many many many more thoughts still to come for 2x12 lol 

So I am already immediately needing to know how much time has passed between last ep and this one lol. Maybe a few days? I mean Luca is looking so much better, and he’s so excited to see Fi and his cousins. (Lol at the fact Marco doesn't even get mentioned, even though he only died like 2 months ago. Like yaasss everybody, Marco who???). Also I really like the way Thony asks “JD let you come?”, bc it’s not judgmental or snarky, it’s more acknowledging the difficult position Fi is in and her gratitude that she came. Also oooh we are definitely back in Vegas for the filming now– this is filmed at Adventuredome in LV. But ugh Thony going from smiling at Luca’s excitement to spotting Joseph :( poor woman just can’t even get 5 minutes of simple happiness before something drags her back down again. (Also I assume she still has her big bald shadow following her around and so that’s how Joseph knew where to find her?) 

Oooh Nadia definitely still has her shadow. And damn she’s in the fanciest of prisons rn, stuck in RK’s penthouse. Since this phone conversation is apparently the first time she and Arman have talked since she poisoned RK, and Arman isn’t looking completely panicked about where she's been, then I’m guessing not too much time could have passed since then– maybe it really has only been a few days? Also I really wanna know how much Arman was able to find out about what happened to RK? Like did he finally hurry into Fast Lane after his little excursion with Garrett, frantically looking around  to see if Nadia might still be there, only to find all the staff gossiping about how the boss was taken to hospital and how Ms Morales went with him??? And then he tries to call her but can’t get through– so what did he do??  Did he text her and risk it being seen by RK, or did he just go home and sit there waiting by his phone? Also ugh I wish we got to see his reaction to her saying that Thony saved RK, bc yasss to that drama lol.  And ugh yes to Nadia referring to Thony as ‘your cleaning lady’ again.  Idc that Nadia means it in a negative way, it’s still implying a connection between Armony and that’s what I’m all about lol. Anyway I did like that Arman was immediately down to rescue Nadia though. Oh my sweet brave yet somewhat stupid boy lol. Also goddammit I really gotta learn spanish bc while I very much respect them not using subtitles a lot of the time, I still always wanna know everything that's being said lol

Haha RK is Big Mad about his heart attack. “I had a full physical just a few months ago, there was nothing that indicated any issue with my heart” ok well I mean a ‘physical’ is a pretty basic check, so unless the doctor randomly decided to arrange an angiogram (a surgical procedure which is not done on people who don’t have symptoms), then there’s no way they could have definitively known the heart was fine… so maybe calm down a bit there buddy? Also again, we saw last ep that you’re on blood thinners, so there is definitely something wrong somewhere.  But lol the hot doctor guy saying “high potassium can cause hyperkalaemia” is so funny because hyperkalaemia is literally just the technical term for high potassium. But props to him for telling RK it could have been caused by stress lol– you’re a brave and potentially foolish man, Doc. Also loooolllll RK pouting in the bed like a petulant child and Nadia basically telling him to grow up. Poor woman is already a prisoner and now she has to deal with this giant baby too?? Now this is real torture

Oh the penthouse is at Caesar’s Palace?? Daaaamn, that’s gotta be pricey. (Also sigh,  looks like I’m gonna need to make another trip to Vegas this year to see these new locations haha). But oooohh at the meaningful eye contact between Nadia and Thony as Nadia hands her the medical file. Also he asks Thony her opinion within literally like 10 seconds of her opening the file– like give her a minute to actually read it before she gives her answer, maybe?? But oh man the tightrope she walks when she says that it could have been a drug interaction, but then follows it by saying there’s nothing in the report that indicates that that’s the case. And then ugh she immediately tries yet again to talk him into letting her and Arman handle the medication shipment. And when he tells her that the shipment has gone missing and his men are currently investigating to find out who is to blame? There’s no question for her that it was Arman, and ugh she’s trying so hard to keep her face neutral and not let the dread and anger and fear show. Because by stealing that shipment, Arman has put two of the people she loves most at risk: Luca, and himself. And even worse, she knows that in a way it’s her fault, because he did it for her. this is true love right here bitches

But ugh Nadia and Thony walking out together, and Thony’s grim expression, clearly hating that she had to tell the truth about the drug interaction because it was all a test– one that she needed to pass for the safety of her whole family– versus the fear in Nadia’s eyes and the cuttting edge to her voice as she tells Thony to tell Arman that she sold them both out?? And then the total tone change as she graciously thanks her for coming? Damn the relationship between these two is so engrossing, especially because as much as they are at odds, they do often have a lot of empathy towards one another and help each other out even when you might not expect them to. S3 please give me all the Thony and Nadia team ups please

Ooooh Garrett that was actually pretty smooth? Lucky no one was in the toilets though lol. Fair enough for him to be pretty pissed with her– she lied to him about Maya, and now she is being driven around by RK’s guys? It doesn’t look great. And aaaahh I have been waiting for this confrontation scene since the moment Maya died,  and tbh Oliver is doing a great job with expressing the hurt and anger and betrayal. And man the way Thony’s voice is so small as she tells him she’s sorry? And his “Or have you gotten so good at lying and covering up the truth that you don’t even recognise it?” like oooohhhh what a blow, and what an insightful statement. Honestly Thony needs someone to call her out like this, to make her see the path she is headed down and the ways that she has already changed. Not that I don’t want her to continue on this path haha, because getting to watch Mob Boss Thony is definitely the absolute dream (heck yeah bring on S3), but I want her to be a badass boss without losing her humanity. But tbh I love the fact that the moment she gets the call that Luca is at the hospital, it’s like the fight is immediately put on hold because it’s just understood that Luca comes before anything else.

Seriously though, Fi took him to a public hospital???? The woman who tried to stop Thony from doing the same thing in 1x02 because she was so scared she’d be deported??? Like if there was no other option, sure, but Fi literally has Dr Saroyan’s number (Thony gave it to her when she went to The Philippines) and she knows that Luca has been taken to Dr Saroyan’s clinic before? Why would she not try that first????????? Like ok tbh I would have been fine with it if there was even just a quick little throwaway line like “I tried calling Dr Saroyan but his receptionist said he’s away in Boston for a week” so it covered that plot hole. But whatevs, we need the drama I guess lol. But ugh honestly Jazz makes such a good suggestion about calling JD to take Luca inside instead– like even if he will take a little bit to get there, he could switch out with Fi so she’s not at any more risk than she needs to be? Ugh this is so dumb I don't need this stress in my life

“My nephew has a high fever and he started throwing up about an hour ago”  wait are you kidding me????  that’s all you’re going to say, Fi??? That makes it sound like simple gastroenteritis. You gotta lead with the fact that this is an immunocompromised child like 2 months post liver transplant?? Oh my god. Tbh I hate this scene for multiple reasons, partly because of the above, but also partly because of how uncomfortable it feels with the guards staring at her (though that's obviously the point), and also because it’s just a reminder of how terrible the US healthcare system is (which lbr is probably also the point). But ugh even this really lovely Filipina nurse is making me afraid that it’s all actually a trap and ICE is already on their way ughhhh I hate this

“I’m not hungry!” yep RK is definitely a child lol. But oh shit the backstory about his dad dying from a heart attack at 45 and then RK taking every possible precaution to avoid the same– like hell okay maybe he actually did get himself an angiogram and all the other fancy cardiac testing?? lol. In which case Nadia is really in trouble haha. When he had Joseph pour her the champagne (the same one she poisoned him with, naturally) I was so terrified for her ugh. Ngl I was unhappy about her throwing suspicion onto Thony about the shipment, but I mean it was pretty understandable— especially bc she felt that Thony had betrayed her first, and also tbh there was no other possible scapegoat for it except for herself or Arman. But ugh her shiny eyes as RK walks away, knowing that she is walking such a knife’s edge with him and that he might snap at any moment? Ugh my girl. Plus honestly I’d definitely like to think that she also felt at least a little bad about the fact that she may have just gotten Thony killed–  if circumstances were different, I honestly think these women could actually have been something almost like friends ugh

Ugh okay now Thony has arrived at the ER and finally someone is being made aware of Luca’s history and the urgency of the situation!!  Also damn she’s impressively persuasive given she manages to get that lady to call a code… this is making me want to fish out my old hospital ID to see whether we had a code white lol. It definitely didn't mean ‘medical emergency’ though, because naturally that one I did know, having responded to them often enough lol

Also lol I just noticed that there’s a pamphlet saying ‘stem cell therapy saves lives’ on it at the desk, and it has the initials/logo of the Institute of Stem Cell Medicine (the place where she took Luca in early S1) on it!! Like it’s probable that they were just recycling medical props from last season but I love this little easter egg omg

Ugghhhh I am still so uncomfortable about these guys being at this hospital at all. Like I get that it’s for plot reasons, creating the whole ‘what if we get noticed and deported’ tension, but it’s just so frustrating that everyone has forgotten about Dr Saroyan!! Like c'mon guys. Plus I just miss him lol, he was so softspoken and pretty. Though tbh this Dr Gonzalez is quite pretty too. In fact, pretty much every doctor that has appeared in this show has been rather attractive– seriously where were all these beautiful people during my training??? at acting school obviously lol

OOOH. Thony just said that Luca is 10 weeks post-transplant! Excellent, I’ve been meaning to put together a timeline of the TCL events, considering that the entire show literally happens over the course of like 4 months. So Luca was a week postop when he and Thony came back from Mexico (1x09) and then Marco kidnapped him like another week later (end of 1x10/start of 2x01), so looks like S2 has happened over the course of about 8 weeks. Which tbh actually seems a little long to be accurate, given that several of the eps happen literally the day after the previous ep’s events, but it could potentially work. Guess I’ll find out when I actually put the timeline together lol

Anyway is it weird that I felt proud when Dr Gonzalez said that (from the scans, I assume) Luca’s graft looks extremely clean and that a surgical complication definitely wasn’t the cause for his current condition? Like ugh damn straight my girl Thony did an incredible job on the surgery. And what a relief it must be for her to hear that she didn’t cause this, because you know that's been her greatest fear ever since she realised she was going to have to do the surgery in the first place

Stepping into the chapel to call her married(ish?) criminal boyfriend? I love it. Blaspheme away, girl, I support you wholeheartedly. I also love that she knows he was the one who took the shipment, knows he did this for her, to prove to her he meant it when he said he wouldn’t let his plan to kill Kamdar endanger Luca. But of course now that plan (along with Thony’s thwarting of it) has endangered all of them lol. Oops. Also dude I had been wondering why this ep hadn’t quite been doing it for me thus far (like of course I’m enjoying it, but just not as much as other eps) and I mean part of it is definitely the focus on Robert and also the borderline insanity of bringing Luca to this hospital, but mostly it’s because I’ve been like EXCUSE ME. WHERE IS MY BOY. WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS MURDER CUPCAKE. WHERE. Like seriously up until this point we have gotten a total of like 20 seconds of Arman onscreen and that is simply not enough for me to survive on lol. But ugh finally we are getting some good fucking food, as Gordon Ramsay would say, bc fuck yes to this entire phone exchange– Arman clearly angry and upset that she didn’t trust him enough to follow his plan (you just know he’s thinking back to their plan in 1x10 and how she trusted him then, but has since seemingly turned her back on him; dw so much more will be said on that in the next recap lol), then there’s Thony acknowledging that she made a mistake/that her choice endangered them all (aka maybe that she doesn’t always know better than everyone), and then there’s the way that all the fire immediately goes out of Arman the moment he hears how sick Luca has gotten. Ngl even though the ‘my son is dying!’ thing is getting a liiiiittle bit stale (I mean to be fair though, it is realistic for how a parent with a dying/chronically ill child would be), I do love that the two powerful men in Thony’s life will immediately put aside their own frustrations and agendas for Luca. (and, of course, for Thony herself)

“We’ll get those meds, but after that we’re done.” Honestly, I love this line, because you just know it’s not true; literally the emptiest threat my boy has ever made haha. But it’s important for it to be said anyway– considering that Arman has already established to Thony through both words and actions that he will do pretty much anything for her, the act of telling her that they’re done is one of the only ways he can express to her how much she has hurt him without literally saying those exact words aloud. (It’s probably also partly habit from his fights with Nadia, too; I don't doubt they've both threatened each other with divorce multiple times lol, which is extra funny now we know they were never married in the first place).  But anyway lbr here, he’s never going to follow through on this threat with Thony, just like he didn’t in 2x05 after he said it the first time. But the point is that there’s still just enough uncertainty there– the possibility that maybe this time he really does mean it– that it kinda forces Thony to examine her choices and face the idea that unless she trusts him and lets him be her equal partner in this, she might lose him. But ugghhh at him immediately grabbing all the money he has left in the world and coming out of hiding to help her save Luca. Just like she knew he would, before he even answered the phone– because like she told Fi: he always shows up when she needs him. 

Also, catch me screaming over the fact that the man has no reason to have her motorbike helmet with him, but does anyway??? Like last we saw him, he was at La Habana on the phone with Nadia, finding out about Kamdar, and presumably he went right home and got the essentials to take into hiding– which apparently includes Thony’s motorbike helmet. Y’know, just in case she called, needing him. I’m so fine and normal about this I swear

Actually you know what, I'm not fine at all, because we were absolutely robbed of the scene where she manages to sneak out the back of the hospital and he pulls up to get her and just silently holds out the helmet, and then on the ride it really hits her that maybe he will  walk away after all this and that it will be all her fault, and between that terrible feeling of dread and her overwhelming fear for Luca she starts to cry silently, her arms clinging to him tighter than usual because she’s so terrified she’s about to lose two of the people she loves most, and then at one point they’re stopped at a traffic light and he covers one of her hands with his and squeezes, like he can sense that she’s barely keeping herself together, and she cries harder because if she still has him then maybe it will all be okay, maybe they will get the meds and get back to Luca in time and maybe she can stop trying to carry all this weight on her own and–

But anyhow, I digress lol. I love that Arman steps straight into the office and barely spares the guy a glance as he grabs the bolt cutters and the paper with the container number on it. Man is on a mission to save his future stepson lol, and god help anyone who gets in his way. And ugh I just love everything about his and Thony’s teamwork– she finds the container and he comes running with the bolt cutters; he starts cutting the inventory lists free and handing them off to her, letting her guide him to the right spot. They just work so naturally together without needing to discuss it and idk man I am just very into everything they do together lol (and boy i would sure love for them to do some ~other~ stuff together lol)

God the look of terror on her face when they hear the cars screech into the shipping yard, and the way he whispers a reassurance to her and touches her arm for just a second as he passes? And then he peeks around the corner and sees several of Kamdar’s men being pointed their way (damn that little rat bastard for selling them out) and ugh I want to hug him because he knows how bad these odds are, knows that he might be about to die right now but that doesn’t matter, all that matters is keeping them from getting to Thony. Like ughhhhhh “I’ll do what I can to hold them off” and then him locking her inside the container?? He knows she has her phone, knows that even if he dies taking all the men out then she will still be able to call for help, so he takes every measure he can to keep her safe and give her the best chance of survival. I also stupidly love that it’s his knife that she’s using to cut out and search the inventory lists, and his knife that is her only weapon/defense. Just another way he protects her ugh

Though lol at him choking the guy out in like 5 seconds while the guy doesn’t even fight it. Kamdar would be embarrassed to be associated with such a pathetic goon lol. Ngl tho I very much enjoy watching Arman getting beaten up and thrown into objects and still getting up and keeping fighting because this is a fight he simply cannot afford to lose ugh

Okay these writers definitely do not know how to write delirious kids lol, but I forgive them. However I don’t forgive the nurse guy who Fi goes to for help, considering he glances at the monitor for half a second and then says Luca is probably just tired. Like seriously how did this guy get through nursing school? And then lol the next minute Luca has a tiny bit of a nosebleed (not even actively dripping) and Dr Gonzalez gets someone running in with a procedure cart to shove unnecessary packing up his nose. Like hey guys can you maybe try to find a happy medium between under- and overreacting lol??

God Thony dropping the phone and not being able to reach it makes me feel so stressed, and then ugh her being found because Fi keeps calling her??? Reminds me of 1x01 and Fi’s call being the reason she gets found and thrown in front of Arman in the first place. The woman really needs to learn to put her ringer on silent lol. But god how badass that she literally climbs her way out and runs across the top of the container and makes a jump for it? Like damn Arman was right, she really has learned a few things lol. Also fucking love Arman seeing Thony getting cornered by two gunmen and responding by immediately taking out his own guy (by fighting dirty, throwing sand in his eyes and then kicking him in the balls, to which I say hell yeah) before diving for his gun and shooting the guy who was about to shoot Thony. And then taking out the other guy too, before yelling for her to get down and killing the guy who had just appeared out of the container behind her (what that guy was still doing in the container for so long when Thony had already escaped, who knows lol). And ugh when he signals for her to run over to him, she doesn’t hesitate, just knows that he will cover her and make sure she makes it safely, and then they make their escape together on the bike with him shooting the last two guys while racing out of there??? Like honestly this man needs to go straight back to jail because being this sexy is a goddamn CRIME

Ugh, yet again we were robbed of the possible Armony though– like excuse me, where is my scene of her clinging to him again as he races them back to the hospital, then the two of them frantically asking each other if they’re okay/uninjured before he reassures her he’s fine and sends her back in to save Luca, telling her to call him as soon as she has news?? Like seriously where is it, writers??? I need ALL the Armony ugh

Ngl I’m on Dr Gonzalez’s side here lol, bc what Thony is proposing to do is legit crazy– not to mention both illegal and unethical, which would be sOO MUCH LESS OF A PROBLEM IF Y’ALL HAD GONE TO MY BOY DR SAROYAN INSTEAD, BUT NOOOOOOOO. Like again, I know that they had to end up at a proper hospital for the plot, but ugh that doesn’t stop the plot from being annoying lol. Though tbh I do love that they can only achieve their plan of sneakily giving Luca the treatment he needs because of their little network of cleaning ladies haha. Who run the world???? 

Lbr tho this girl is taking a huge risk for them– I appreciate the writers at least giving the explanation that it’s in thanks for Thony delivering Nina’s baby, but still, can we at least try to minimise her involvement so she doesn’t go down with you??? In fact, get Fi the hell out of here too, you don’t need her! Especially since Luca apparently needs to be ventilated for 36 hours for the drug to work, which means it is literally impossible for them to NOT get caught doing this. Aaaaahhhh I am so stressed lol. Aaand yep they’ve been caught by Dr Gonzalez already, who actually kind of seems like he might go along with it– what is it about the Thony & Luca combo that men just can’t say no to lol?? lbr I would not say no either sooo

Like lol Garrett literally admits it to Russo, that he was right in the middle of yelling at Thony and then let her go the moment there was a call about Luca. He really does get too close to his CIs and tbh I love that about him because it’s both a flaw and one of his main redeeming attributes. And ugh when he tells her that he believed Arman when he said that it came down to a choice between Thony or Maya (love the fact that both Russo and Garrett are well aware just how much Thony means to Arman), and that Arman is a criminal who actually tells the truth? Which is ironic because Garrett is a law enforcement officer that will lie and manipulate people all day long if it serves his purpose. Like yesss this is what the show has been saying all along– people aren’t just black and white, good and bad. The world is complicated and grey and what’s ‘right’ isn’t always clear

Speaking of complicated though, oh god Garrett and Russo. What are you two doing. Like I appreciate that Garrett says he’s a mess and needs to figure himself out, that was very mature of him…… aaaaaand now they’re hooking up lol. I still can’t get over the fact that timeline-wise, it’s been like a week since Maya’s death, but hey I guess everyone copes in their own way or whatever lol

Uggghhhh god it is so hard to watch this scene with Dr Gonzalez bringing in the cops and child services, but tbh are you REALLY so shocked, Thony?? Honestly she has been just getting away with shit for far too long, and even when there’s repercussions (like Arman or Garrett getting pissed with her) she gets forgiven quickly enough that it seems she’s forgotten that she might actually have to face real, permanent consequences. (Again, Marco who?? lol) But I do kinda love how angry and disbelieving she is about them taking her away, because it is so fitting for her character, and fits with the way she deals with fear/panic. But again I’m just saying Thony, you could have been sipping coffee with Arman at Luca’s bedside in Dr Saroyan’s clinic rn, but instead Luca is being taken from you, and you and Fi are in handcuffs. Sigh why do these fictional characters never listen to me

Omg wtf RK is trying to drown Nadia?????? No fucking way will I allow this. Ok that’s it, I’ve been saying all along that this dude gotta die and now there’s no going back. KILL HIM NADIA. MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN

[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

Miss bubbles kindly shut up and accept the compliment, will you? I just…sense these things, it’s my superpower 😮‍💨 anyway i know you’re a gorgeous gorgeous girl, it’s a fact and all you can do is accept it 😤

ALSO yassss go queen!!! ✨✨ and you totally deserve your drinks after slaying your presentation!! And also buying the book!! Do what makes you happy, life is already suck it as it is to not have fun 🥲

And yeah their relationship is so adorable, it feels refreshing to see such a wholesome and cute bond between them!! Lots of love and totally not in a weird way (ain’t that right mr dicaprio??)

And I was going to send you some fluffy ellie and reader headcanon but probably tomorrow instead because ha I’m supposed to work (apparently going to university isn’t just about dressing well everyday and enjoying my 20s?!???) so yeah 🤟 BUT I WILL SEND IT!!!!!

Anyway have fun, keep slaying, ily little bubble <3

-🪷

Kindly try me... 😜 But I'm letting you know in advance this ain't a fight you would win sooo....

The two of them own my everything. Like it's insane. I know I always use this picture to prove my point but like only people who absolutely love you hold your hand like that. I can't I'm going into cardiac arrest just revisiting the thought of my love for them. 😭

All of your amazing work is always welcome here. I hope you know how much I appreciate that you chose me and my blog to share it with everyone. 🤍🤍🤍Now go slay and yaasss! Even if word is so unfair and we should just be eating grapes and sit under an olive tree.😂😌

[saenora]

YES LEGIT ur watching the movie, head in sendou’s lap and oli can’t stop passing glances over, like CLEARLY u and sendou have smth going on? (u dont) BUT then he sees u do it AGAIN with like karasu, arms wrapped around his shoulders from behind as u stare at whatever assignment he’s doing on his laptop!! or w kunigami when u link arms w him in the hallway, or his hand just naturally coming to hold onto your waist(im dying i want him so bad). literally even bachira, the way u two hold hands all giddy as u head to ur next class. ur always doing skinship and olis just like 🧍whens it my turn. UGHH “what are we?” “i don’t know, something i guess.” kfkskfkskf YESS thats why y/n treats him like this… she’s toxic and jealous 👍🏽 he’s also toxic. perfect 😘. UGHHEJJJDJF PLEASE UR SO RIGHT ABOUT THE UNDIES gen i think he gives amazing head and could lay there for hours!! chin dripping, hands placed firmly on your thighs so you can’t back away and if you do he just pulls you back on fknsfjs. i’m-

ITS LETS CONSFUSE THE FUCK OUTTA OLIVER AIKU ERA.

OMG OMGGG Y/N WOULD 10/10 DO IT AND IT WOULD JUST FRUSTRATE HIM. ITS LILE A LITTLE MONTAGE AND OUR BABY HAS JUST THE WORST EXPRESSIONS. HE IS SO CUTE FR WHATATAT!!!??

I THINK I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET OVER “WHAT ARE WE” CAUSEEEE YAASSS WE GUVING HIM SO MNAY MIXED SIGNALS.. AIKU IN HIS HEAD… IS SHE SLEEPING WITH EVERYONE IN THE FRAT HOUSE?!?!? THAT CANT BE POSSIBLE… YN WHO GOES TO SNEDOU’S ROOM AFTER THEY FUCK… OLI.. THE PURE BLISS OF HIS CONFUSED STATE IS A BLESSING.

CANT WAIT FOR THOSE FRAT PARTIESSS LILE?! UGHH WOMEN HITTING ON AIKU.. AND YN DRINKING AND TALKING LILE.. TCH WHAT DO THEY EVEN SEE IN HIM. INKNOW YN WOULD CREATE A SCENE WHEN SHE GETS DRUNK AND OLI IS TAKING CARE OF HERJDJDJD. AND YN ,, “YOU DONT EVEN WANT ME” BREAKS INTO CRYING. THE SHEER PUSSH AND PULL WE WANT TO GUVE THIS MAN TTT… WHY DOES IT FEEELL SO GOOOD. WE’RE FULL ON ESCAPISM BY RAYE WITH HIM.

PLEASEE.. HE IS PUSSSYU WORSHIPPER FR. LIKE I KNOW HE SECRETLY SWEET TALKS TO IT.. YOUR PUSSY HAS A NAME AND OMGG.. THE WAY HE PULLS HIS GLOVES.. SO HOT. HE PULLS THOSE PANTIES TOO.. UGHHHH TO FEEL HIS SCRUFFFY CHIN.. WOULD PROLLY ESCALETE THOSE ORGASMS TT

PIBBY YN WILL RIDE THAT FACE LIKE A PRO.

[macbookpro14inch]

zanny, i’m so happy bc thru ur spaces and ccs (silent listener and reader lang ako) today, i’ve decided to let go and stop overanalyzing the actions of my asshole ex who i was too in love to be mad at. 😁🥂 to practicing self-love! 🥳 (alexa play hindi na sana by zelle)

YAASSS CHEERS TO DECIDING TO BE NORMAL 🥂

[user1303052023]

i love the feeling of being obsessed with a television series. like yaasss let me go on pinterest save those hilarious shift-posts, let me interact with users on tumblr about their headcanons of certain characters, let me watch edits on tiktok. like it just feels really nice to love something that can be shared in many forms.

[berberriescorner]

I knew once I saw the pictures and title that this was going to get me ALL in my feels😩😍🥰.

“you act as if you’ve never been to a hair store before,” you say, before laughing under your breath at the deadpan look on your husband’s face as you drop yet another hair product into the basket he’s holding.

Right!? Sir, act like you know😒😆.

“wouldn’t’ve left the house if that was the case, lovie.”

This man saying lovie hits so damn good! It's like he knows he’s talking directly to the kitty. Sir, we are in a hair store! Chill on me!

“you gettin’ your hair braided?” he asks with a raised brow when he recognizes the wall you keep glancing at as you walk.

Stop! No, this is so damn adorable. The fact that he can come to that conclusion paints the perfect picture of how much he learns and pays attention to her.

“stop pouting, lovie. would you be open to finding a substitute? or we can go to another store,”

You beautiful scary-ass, gentle, giant! I want him!

“okay,” your husband says quietly as he commits the name of your favorite oil to his memory

*cries in single*.

simon glares at you when you start digging in your purse for your wallet.

Ooop! You in danger girl! Put that damn wallet up.

“your hair.” he says softly, his eyes meeting yours in the mirror. “i like it this way. natural, curly.”

Should I be tearing up? What is happening?! Why am I emotional? Oh, yeah, because it’s our man loving us in our most natural state.

i understand that you’re always so particular about your hair. but for once, let me see it like this. let me see you.”

*Blubbering like a crybaby.*

you’re not sure if you want him to stop, or if you want him to bend you over the sink and split you open

I know we got ish to do, but damn that sounds tempting.

he’d even asked for your permission, before he sank his fingers into your soft coils.

Yaasss, come on home trainin’👏🏾😆🥰.

simon pats around the bed and searches for your bookmark with one hand, while he gently pries the book away from you with his other hand.

They always want attention when we’re spending a little QT with a book boyfriend🙄😆.

his lips curving up into a smirk when you clutch the bonnet to your chest with a shake of your head.

The AUDACITY, THE NERVE of this sexy-ass man! Messing with my bonnet gonna get you in trouble, Riley!

i wanna see your curls bounce while you ride my cock

That’s all you had to say! You mess up my hair, it’s your ass, Riley!

Yeah, he definitely fucked the hair up, but I’m 99.9 percent sure the D was worth it🤷🏾‍♀️. You put your whole entire foot in this one, sis. I can't begin to tell you how many times I read this before getting my commentary together😩😆😍🥰.

Natural - MDNI

pairing: simon riley x black!reader summary: simon wants to see your natural hair more often. cw: 2.2k+ words, fluff, sex mention, hair length & color is not mentioned

“can’t believe women use all this crap. what is this shit anyway?”

“it’s grease. don’t be a hater simon,” you tell your husband, while trying to hide your smile when he mutters something under his breath.

simon passes the jar to you, before turning his gaze back to the row of color bottles and jars on the shelf. he may not know what half of this shit is, but he does recognize some of the products he’s seen you use.

“you act as if you’ve never been to a hair store before,” you say, before laughing under your breath at the deadpan look on your husband’s face as you drop yet another hair product into the basket he’s holding. “you know you can sit in the car if you don’t wanna be in here with me.”

simon’s eyes soften when they land on you. you’re aware of his staring, but you don’t meet his gaze. you’re too busy comparing two different brands of heat protector.

“of course i want to be here,” he murmurs quietly, from where he stands beside you. “wouldn’t’ve left the house if that was the case, lovie.”

you acknowledge his words with a hum, before turning slightly to place the bottle into the basket. you’re secretly happy simon’s decided to take this little trip to the store with you. he’s barely been home for a week and you’ve missed him. simon’s always gone for work, so you try to spend as much time with him as you can. it helps to lessen the ache in your heart when you know he’ll be leaving again. whether it’s grocery shopping, trips to a home improvement store, or if you’re just going to pick up some takeout, you’re always at his side.

simon follows you from aisle to aisle with no complaint. he’s your silent but deadly shadow, who only speaks when he’s curious about something on the shelves, or if you ask for his opinion.

“you gettin’ your hair braided?” he asks with a raised brow when he recognizes the wall you keep glancing at as you walk. he doesn’t remember hearing you mention anything about braids to him.

you shake head, “no, i think i’m gonna do something different this time. i’m just browsing.”

“is that why you’ve been on youtube the last three nights, instead of sleepin’?”

you roll your eyes at the amusement you hear in his tone, because of course he knows what you’ve been doing late at night while he’s asleep. simon’s always been a light sleeper. you can’t move an inch without him knowing what you’re up to.

“i thought i was being quiet,” you laugh as you come to a stop when you find the aisle that has the last item on your list.

unfortunately for you, the oil you want is out of stock. you let out a soft noise of disappointment and resort to pouting, which doesn’t go unnoticed by your husband.

simon laughs softly at your facial expression. “stop pouting, lovie. would you be open to finding a substitute? or we can go to another store,” he suggests, even though he already knows the answer to his question.

but you shake your head stubbornly, whining, “i don’t want an alternative.” and you’re definitely not going to another store. “i’ll just make due with what i have.”

“okay,” your husband says quietly as he commits the name of your favorite oil to his memory, before closing the distance between you two and brushing his thumb across your cheek. “got everything ya need then, love?”

you can only nod and mumble out a yes, honey while you try not to swoon at the tender look in simon’s eyes. you have to refrain from chasing his hand when he withdraws his touch.

damn did i miss him that much, you think to yourself when he takes your hand and leads you to the front of the store.

when you step up to the register to pay, you take the basket from simon and exchange pleasantries with the cashier, before placing your items on the counter.

simon glares at you when you start digging in your purse for your wallet. “what do you think you’re think you’re doing?” he asks calmly, his voice low enough for your ears only.

you freeze immediately and stare up at him with a confused look. “looking for my wallet,” you answer slowly, before doing just that.

you stop rummaging when simon huffs under his mask and eases around you, so he can pay for your things. no matter how many times you’ve told this man that you can pay for your own stuff, he refuses to listen. you don’t even protest anymore whenever he pulls his wallet out in the store, like you used to at the start of your relationship. you think it’s nice to have someone take care of you.

“thank you,” you say softly when simon intertwines his fingers with yours, and leads you away from the register and out the door.

you do get an earful from him on the ride back home though. your husband cannot fathom why you insist on paying for anything when he’s told you time and time again that it’s his job to pay for everything, his job to provide. hell, simon barely even lets you lift a finger around the house when he’s home.

sometimes if you’re stubborn enough, he’ll let you get away with cooking or cleaning. you better not press your luck next time, though, because he can be just as stubborn as you.

when you get home, you let simon kiss you senseless, before you separate so he can get some work done and you can empty out your bags. when you’re done putting your purchases away and reorganizing your hair products, you get started on your hair.

you’re in the bathroom plugging your blow dryer into the socket, so you can dry your freshly washed hair, when simon makes his presence known. he doesn’t say anything at first. he’s content with watching the way you handle your coils with care as you apply some pink lotion before using a comb to loosen up some of the kinks. when you reach for the blow dryer to cut it on, simon decides to speak.

“leave it.”

his soft request makes you pause.

“leave what?” you ask, before setting the blow dryer back down onto the bathroom counter, and giving simon your undivided attention.

“your hair.” he says softly, his eyes meeting yours in the mirror. “i like it this way. natural, curly.”

“are you implying that you don’t like it when i wear braids? you got a problem with my wigs, riley?” you ask with a pout, your eyes full of mirth.

“not at all, love.” simon loves your hair in any form. “you know i don’t care about that. long hair, short hair, wigs, or braids. it doesn’t matter to me. i wouldn’t give a shit if you were bald.”

you turn to him fully, “then why—”

“you never let me see you like this,” simon blurts out, a blush high on his cheeks when you stare at him in surprise. “it’s always fleeting. and i understand that you’re always so particular about your hair. but for once, let me see it like this. let me see you.” he pulls on a soft coil for emphasis, grinning when you bat his hand away.

“didn’t know you felt that way, si. why didn’t you say anything sooner?” you shoot him an exasperated look when he just shrugs and rubs the back of his neck. “thought i would say no, huh?”

simon blows out a breath, before he chuckles and nods, “fuck yes.” sometimes you were set in your ways and he couldn’t change your mind.

he lets out a low laugh when you slap his chest lightly. “i don’t say no all the time,” you protest, as a bubble laughter spills from your lips when he snorts.

“you told me no this morning,” he points out, remembering how he almost had you bent over the railing of your balcony earlier that day until you realized what he was trying to do.

“that’s because you wanted to fuck me on our balcony. that’s a perfectly good reason for me to say no,” you argue. in your mind that does not count. “had i let you continue, someone would have seen.”

“you’d be too drunk on my cock to notice a peeping tom,” he smirks when you let out a groan.

“you’re impossible, simon riley,” you huff, before turning away from him and unplugging your blow dryer.

“so i’ve been told,” he shrugs, before pressing himself against your back and tilting your head to the side so he can press soft kisses to your jaw.

your eyes flutter shut almost immediately when simon’s teeth grazes the soft skin of your jaw, making you whimper and moan before you can stop yourself.

“s–simon,” you choke out. you’re not sure if you want him to stop, or if you want him to bend you over the sink and split you open on his cock.

“yeah?” he rasps against your jaw, making you sag slightly in his hold, when his thick fingers start tugging at the waistband of your leggings.

“need to fix my hair,” you hiss at him, though you make no move to stop him.

when simon backs away from you and takes up his previous spot in the doorway, you almost change your mind. almost. you should be applying your curling cream, not letting your husband devour you at the bathroom sink. you let out sigh when you reach up to touch your hair, glaring at simon when you notice how it’s already started to air dry. it’s definitely his fault.

“don’t even think about blaming me.”

“you’re the one who tried to distract me from doing my hair, so yes i do blame you,” you sniff, feeling indignant.

“and yet it didn’t stop you from moaning and rubbin’ your ass on my cock, now did it?” before you can retaliate, simon ducks out of the bathroom with a bark of laughter.

you’re propped up against a mountain of pillows with your bonnet on and your nose in a book when you feel the weight of simon’s gaze on you.

“stop staring at me.”

“i can’t stare at my beautiful wife?” simon replies from where he stands in the doorway of your bedroom, soft amber eyes taking you in.

“simon,” you whine, suddenly feeling a little shy because of all the attention he’s been giving you today.

simon hasn’t stopped staring at you since you exited the bathroom earlier in all of your natural glory. he’d even asked for your permission, before he sank his fingers into your soft coils. he was a bit surprised when you said yes, because you’ve always told him the one thing black women do not tolerate, is a person touching their hair. it was even worse when they touched it without permission. he didn’t seem bothered at all, when you told him not to get used to it.

your eyes follow simon as he steps further into the room and tosses his shirt onto the chair in the corner, before he climbs into bed next to you. he does his usual grumbling about the mountain of pillows you insist on torturing him with. he tosses several pillows to the bottom of the bed, then makes himself comfortable. you barely put up a fuss when simon pats around the bed and searches for your bookmark with one hand, while he gently pries the book away from you with his other hand.

“c’mere, love,” he croons while tugging you closer, then murmuring, “much better,” when you climb on top of him.

a soft sigh escapes your lips when simon starts stroking his big warm hands up and down your spine. a light squeeze to the back of your neck has you lifting your head, your eyes meeting your husband’s. you squirm a little when he presses his lips to yours, taking advantage of the way you gasp softly by slipping his tongue in your mouth. the way simon nips at your bottom lip and does his best to shove his tongue down your throat makes you a bit dizzy. but not dizzy enough to be unaware of his hand gripping the edge of your bonnet and tugging it off your head.

you pull away from the kiss to sit up and glare at his sneaky ass. “what do you think you’re doing simon?” you ask, snatching your bonnet from him.

“one day i’m gonna hide that shit,” he threatens, his lips curving up into a smirk when you clutch the bonnet to your chest with a shake of your head.

“you wouldn’t dare!”

he absolutely would. he’s tried it before.

“i will. leave the bonnet off. i wanna see your curls bounce while you ride my cock,” simon says in a tone that makes you whimper and has your eyes widening.

“don’t you mess up my hair,” you say warningly, before tugging off your shirt.

simon pretends not to hear you as his hand dives into your sleep shorts.

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