#Wife asmodeus!
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it has officially been a YEAR since we've seen him 💔
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i need unhinged obsessive asmo mixed in with his usual cutesy self. he's writing in his diary, giggling and kicking his legs as he writes about how he murdered some lower demon for flirting with you. he doodles hearts around your name and kisses the paper
#i love my wife#from me#rambles#obey me#5#asmo x mc#asmo x reader#x mc#asmodeus x mc#asmodeus x reader#obey me asmodeus#asmodeus obey me#obey me asmo#asmo obey me
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#obey me nightbringer#mammon#asmodeus#lucifer#love how a horn of the devil's juice is considered a midnight snack#like come on man#so cardigan wearing wife in a thriller on the brink of divorce drinking a glass of wine to let off steam core#queuecifer
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NOOOO. DON'T FIX THE GIANT ASMO TAKE OVER! PFFFT 😭💕💕💕
#they are gonna take my giant wife away 😔💔 pffft#;raven's posts 💜#;chaos in devildom 🐑#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me asmodeus
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Less about the AU and more in general
Vivziepop: Here’s a royal demon who’s a son of a more powerful demon
Me: So asmodeus who was the child of a fallen Angel and human and part of the reason why a shit ton of angels are in hell?
Vivzie: Stolas!
Me:
Vivzie:
Me: k.
#helluva boss critical#bro I am searching on Wikipedia#WIKIPEDIA#AND I KNOW ASMODEUS IS WRONG#Fizz was his first love my ass#where is his cringe past loves#Lilith was his wife in some lore#you’re telling me king of lust past fallen Angel couldn’t of caught feels?
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obey me! as things my friends have said (pt. 3)
lucifer: why is levi in a locker.
asmo: he got a little silly.
#this was me n my epic wife yuna!! (we are on the verge of divorce.)#nene's non mail posts!!💌#scheduled delivery! 💌#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me asmodeus#obey me
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Anime Expo 2023 with the amazingist boyfriend!!!!!!
#anime expo#boyfriend is not Miura Ayme#i am not the future American Wife#Barbatos#Asmodeus#obey me#cosplay
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The Case of Baalphegor
So, in DnD lore, there's this one character who gives me a lot of brainrot: Baalphegor, the she-devil consort to the Archdevil Mephistopheles. (For my bg3 girlies, this would be Raphael's stepmother!) As you can imagine, she isn't really talked about much, but what we do know about her is super cool!
(Note: Though I don't subscribe to their theories, @inaconstantstateofchange has a pretty good compilation of some of the lore and sources I'm using here.)
Baalphegor is an archdevil who's been around since the beginning of Hell (Baator), described as a skilled diplomat, tactician, and unmatched sorceress, as well as an inventor who's created a ton of artifacts and techniques used in the Hells. She's well-respected, and has many allies among Hell's upper echelon (Pit Fiends in particular).
So already, she's got a lot going for her (we love evil women in STEM). But here's where things get interesting:
Baalphegor is, apparently, extremely respected and valued by Asmodeus himself. So much so that he lets her live with Mephisto, and is one of the major reasons why Asmo tolerates him and his constant scheming. Now this is crazy, considering Asmo and his Big Fuckin Massive Ego™ and general lack of respect for anyone he considers "lesser", which is everyone.
Baalphegor toes the line between the two archdevils, keeping her goals "to herself" and being minimally loyal to Mephisto, while also maybe vying for a spot at being Asmo's new consort (or at least getting closer to him). Mephisto tolerates this because of the protection she gives him, but I imagine that he's not too happy about it. (Also she's gone missing? Which isn't really relevant to this post but is still something to note).
All of these details combined suggests to me that she has way more sway over how things are run in Cania (the 8th Hell) than we're told, perhaps even more so than Mephisto! The devil behind the throne, whispering into her arrogant consort's ear. I think this is neat, and makes Mephisto even more of a girlfailure, which is funny as hell (pun intended).
Small sidenote: in the lore of Hell, there's these guys called the Ancient Baatorians, the original rulers/inhabitants of Baator (Hell). These guys were pretty much all murked by Asmo and his devils when they conquered Hell, but some remnants of them survived: In the Dogai (assassin devils), who were transformed into devils; in the nupperibos, which are their larval stage; in more grown ancient baatorians called life stealers (an invisible monster which eats light and your life-force). These more mature forms are only really found in the cave systems beneath Malbolge and Maladomini (the 6th and 7th hells), places which even devils don't enter. There are also some of these guys trapped in the ice of Cania, as well. (Lore about them is compiled in Power Score RPG's Blog here.)
Why did I bring up the Ancient Baatorians, you may be asking? Well, some people on the internet really think that Baalphegor is an Ancient Baatorian. The original ruler of Cania, even. Now, I've looked and there seems to be no lore basis for this at all, but its fucking awesome so I've decided to include it here.
Additional Sidenote: So Asmodeus (and the Hells, by extension) has a lot of origins stories, all of which are iffy at best. One of the origin stories is that he's secretly a giant evil snake called Ahriman who, along with his goodly snake-sibling Jazirian, created the universe and the planes out of the primordial soup with the power of Law™. They disagreed on where to center the universe, and in the resulting conflict Ahriman fell into the Hells where his body now lays wounded at the bottom of Nessus. Ahriman eventually disguised himself and now rules the Hells as Asmodeus, biding his time and eating the souls of atheists to heal his wounds and eventually rule the cosmos.
Now I don't particularly like this origin story (I find it just makes Asmo less interesting), but the idea of a big giant snake being the original ruler of Hell is sick, so I propose we take a page out of Pathfinder's book and give it to someone who's not Asmodeus. Who, you may asking? Baalphegor, of course!
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The frozen peaks of Cania hold many dangers, but none so insidious as its dark mistress, the Lady Baalphegor. Consort to the Archduke Mephistopheles, Baalphegor takes a backseat role in the rulership of Cania, but is by no means unimportant—she is, perhaps, the smartest devil in all the Hells; A trait which has seen her rise to a position of great power.
Baalphegor holds immense sway and influence in the Nine Hells. Preferring diplomacy over brute force, her power is subtler than her consort's explosive dramatics—but has far greater reach and longer-lasting impact. That is not to say she is physically weak—she is an unmatched sorceress in the Hells and beyond—but that she'd rather make a friend than an enemy. A rare trait in the Hells, indeed.
Much like her husband, Baalphegor is an inventor, one who has created many of the profane artifacts and diabolical techniques used throughout the Hells. Her knowledge is as vast as Cania's great glaciers, collected over many eons with perfectly preserved clarity. Her spellcraft is precise and calculated, in contrast with Mephistopheles' volatile magics. In addition to her role as the Lady of Mephistar—Mephistopheles' great citadel—Baalphegor oversees the operations of the various libraries and laboratories in the frozen citadel. It is said that she can recite, by word, all the texts and tombs found within Mephistar's halls.
These traits have earned Baalphegor a position of great esteem in the Hells, so much so that she is respected by even the Archduke of Nessus, Asmodeus himself. The Lord of Lies counts her as a great friend and ally, often seeking her advice and counsel in matters requiring a more delicate hand. Rumors persist that Baalphegor's influence is one of the major reasons why the Lord of the Hells has not deposed her unruly consort.
In any case, an understanding exists between the two that Mephistopheles is not privy to, a fact which ignites much jealousy and insecurity within the Cold Lord. Despite the tensions between them, Baalphegor manages to walk the fine line between the two Archdukes, appearing loyal to both her consort and her King without making a distinction between the two.
Baalphegor's talents and connections have made her an invaluable asset to her consort, but also a grave threat. If she so chose to, she could quite easily overthrow the Lord of Hellfire. Luckily for Mephistopheles, however, Baalphegor has no current desire for usurpation, content with being the power behind Cania's icy throne.
While all in the Hells know Baalphegor to be an old and powerful devil, few are aware of the true extent of that fact. The entity known as Baalphegor is an ancient being—older than the Hells, older than Asmodeus, older than the Outer Planes itself. A serpent as vast as a galaxy, devoid of any light save for the stars in its belly. A devourer of suns and stars, one who feeds off of light and life and hope itself.
Somehow, this great serpent found itself trapped in the depths of Cania, long before any devil stepped foot in the realm. It found kin amongst those strange and incomprehensible Ancient Baatorians, the original rulers of Baator. This state lasted for countless eons, until the arrival of the Heavens' greatest angel, a young Asmodeus.
Before his fall, the Lord of the Hells discovered the plane of Baator on one of his many expeditions to the Abyss. Intrigued, he ventured deep into the bowels of this dark realm, until he found the great serpent in its nest. Instead of devouring him, the serpent hosted the Son of Light, sharing with him secret knowledge and long-forgotten truths of the cosmos. Asmodeus left the serpent's nest with his life, and, more importantly, a newfound friend.
When Asmodeus returned to Baator with his infernal host, he entreated the serpent for its aid in his conquest over the plane. The serpent agreed, on condition that the favor be repaid at the time and place of its choosing. This is the only debt that the Lord of Nessus still yet owes.
The serpent donned the guise of Baalphegor, and served as Asmodeus' advisor in his war against her former kin. With her knowledge, the Lord of the Hells vanquished his foes and seated himself upon the throne of Nessus. He rewarded her with a position of power in Cania, but cleverly did not grant her the title of Archduke, instead bestowing it to the obstinate yet controllable Mephistopheles. Baalphegor was made consort to the Lord of Cania, a station she holds to this day.
The truth of Baalphegor is only known to herself and Asmodeus, a secret well-kept and well-hidden. Only the lady herself can say what her true goals are, but for now she bides her time, waiting for the opportune moment to strike.
#shes everything to me#sooo many thoughts#notice how I didn't specify who Mephisto was jealous of ;)#the answer is both#bro has no idea who his wife actually is#he thinks he's in charge but he's not#dnd#dnd devils#archdevils#nine hells#nine hells of baator#baalphegor#asmodeus dnd#asmodeus#mephistopheles dnd#mephistopheles#ancient baatorians#cania#worldbuilding#my writing#raphael bg3#bg3 raphael#tagging for exposure lol#he's tangentially related to this so
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#/stares at solomon so hard hoping he disintegrates/#do NOT look at my wife EVER#im gona keel over#AAAaaaaAaA#obey me asmodeus#obey me nightbringer
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theyre my true endgame but ozzie is so hard to draw godbless </3
#fizzarozzie#broody chicken wife. so beautiful#fizzarolli#helluva boss asmodeus#sinscribz#helluva boss
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I love hearing you talk about Asmodeus and Rosier, they make me so happy. I’m pagan and knew about who Rosier was before ABM, and I think you characterized him really amazingly. (But I’m also in the minority that sees demons as ancient gods and not evil beings so I’m biased. Lol)
Ahhh thank you!! I'm really happy you like hearing about them :') and that you like Rosier's characterization! I've really fallen in love with him
I think I've referred to this but Rosier was originally going to be really different! My first concept of him formed from the idea of someone fighting with Lucifer about his behavior (this became the scene after Lucifer teases Baal after regaining his voice, then goes home and argues with Rosier). I originally intended for Rosier to be a more serious, responsible figure who was not friendly to Lucifer at all, and Lucifer would grow to resent him.
More importantly though, the original Rosier was going to dislike Asmodeus, and Asmodeus was going to have a one-sided love-hate obsession with him. Rosier also wouldn't have fallen out of his own accord but he'd get banished by God and dragged down by Asmodeus. This was still really early in brainstorming, but I was anticipating a sequel that featured Rosier as basically a captive of Asmodeus (who was honestly just a monster in his earliest iteration.)
Rosier changed Dramatically when I first started writing him though... He became really kind and his relationship with Asmodeus became more genuine. Asmodeus also changed a lot as you can see. I sort of moved away from making ABM a fucked up dark fantasy (which was basically the earliest idea) and now its.... whatever it is now akshsks
But! I really do love who Rosier became. I don't know where he came from, but him and Asmodeus being Complicated is much more interesting to me.
I'm happy u like them !! :)
#rip mean rosier and rip wife rosier#mine#ask#also rip insane evil monster Asmodeus#now hes just a girlfail really
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listen...listen... idk man i didn't expect downfall to hit me as hard as it did. but i'm at the end of ep101 and i have cried more maybe than during any other part of this story...and what a story within a story downfall is
it's about faith, the faith the mortals have in the gods and that the gods have in mortals, the faith in their creations, in and for their love of each other. and there is something so moving and intoxicating and emotional about that depiction, of gods deciding to become mortals to achieve an end goal, but of learning how much mortals love and feel and suffer
just the love between them all, everyone depicted. the wildmother and the lawbearer... the emissary.... trist and ayden, the everlight and the dawnfather... fucking just....everyone
idk man this sort of tragic story really just gets me so so so fucking bad, it hits me in such a unique way
#i am. so emo#cassida reaching out for the help of a god in a city that would kill her for prayer because her son is dying#betrayer gods and prime deities working together#asmodeus--ASMODEUS becoming who he is because he took the brunt of the force of their ship coming to exandria#the emissary being sent out ahead of the lawbearer because she could not bear to be unable to break her own rules if she had to save her wi#the way noshir's voice changed before the matron of ravens and he genuinely was a child#the way the lawbearer held the hand of her wife and asked the wildmother to tell her everything about her brave child#the way trist tried to hold onto her husband and children for as long as she fucking could. this mortal life she'd made#just...the matron of ravens being the matron of ravens. being kind.#the fact that the dawnfather was a fifteen year old boy#i am actively crying right now post episode#it's not a bells hells episode and i have missed them SO much but holy shit i think this six hour long insane episode has been my favorite#my favorite of the entire campaign#might even end up being of all of cr point blank eventually we'll see#not to mention the INSANE combat and roles#abubakar???? INSANE. what a fucking guy#silaha was a blast and the meteor swarm was unbelievable#the fact that nick knew the mechanics INSIDE AND OUT???#i'd literally watch it again just to pay attention to how he maneuvers the layers of abilities and stats#anyway im so weak right now#going to go through everything for those eps in the tags now#critical role#personal
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Poseidon the God of Bottoms
*Telling Pytix why is a good idea for them to marry* Poseidon: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Pytix, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Poseidon: Perfect. *** Zeus: I like your top, Poseidon! Pytix, no fucks to give: I have a name, you know. Hera: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this. *** Pytix: *sucking on a popsicle* Asmodeus: Pfft, you practicing for when Poseidon gets here? Pytix: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Akaboshi & Alvah: Nice. Adamas: *Concern* Poseidon: *Turn on* *** Poseidon, trying to be romantic: You look good in that corset. Poseidon: You know where else I'd look good? Pytix, zero hesitation: Your bed. Poseidon, at the same time: By your side- wait, what? *** *After Poseidon is excepcional mean with Adamas and Zeus* Adamas: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Zeus: What’s up your ass this morning! Pytix: *walks in* ...Hey. Hades: Hmm… nevermind. Poseidon: WAIT NO!
#shuumatsu no valkyrie#shuumatsu no walkure#record of ragnorak#snv#ror#snv pytix#snv poseidon#progenitor au#incorrect quotes#snv hades#snv adamas#poseidon loves his tall wife#he is so whipped#they also peg#only person that he woud let dominate him#everybody is scare of him#but Pytix is like *I can make him moan like a girl*#she may let him top her if she is in the mood#asmodeus#snv akaboshi#snv alvah
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My baby girl Desirat is FREE, letsgooo! She's so interesting to me I hope we see her in-session. I want to dissect her brain please and thank you. We dont know much about her but she's everything to me. Fucking firebird time baby!!!
#my wife#favorite bird ever#shes here#she is the moment#she wants to murder the cerberus assembly#fiery vengeance time!!!#pls pls pls mighty nein one-shot#matthew mercer i am BEGGING you on my knees#what is she like?#what is her dynamic?#does she have a mysterious connection to the everlight?#cause pheonix#what is her relationship like with asmo? is he her dad? coworkers? does she hate him too or does she want to return to his side?#i need answers#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#critical role#Desirat#cr asmodeus#the mighty nein
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yeah paimak's blog is dramatic and full of Wacky Demon Hijinks and killing god and whatnot but it's also VITAL to know that if it had an outro it would be the kekkai sensen ending op. with the dancing and everything. this describes the tone of that blog better than anything else ever could i think
#yin-thoughts#above#yeah asmodeus murdered their entire family in their past (really technically still current) life/identity#but ALSO they are dancing in front of the curtain with their wife and their whole two husbands arm in arm. you feel me
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