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just gals being pals guys nothing to look at here

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How it feels when u walk in on companion conversations~

Bonus panels of Sibi going for it under the cut!

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I always thought Merrill's eluvian wasn't very practical for travelling. Anyways they should be friends

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vora'shivan, your heart is a good heart. so trust it. i love you, bellara. and i'm proud to be your brother.

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BELLARA LUTARE ↳ Dragon Age: The Veilguard (2024)

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I just love them

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I can’t ever leave tumblr because I just love the tag function.. no other social media platform allows you to heckle yourself on your own post. you get to preemptively make metatextual commentary abt your OWN POST. how cool is that

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POV: the fade spirits in forever prison start teaching your wife new magic

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what even is Dorian Pavus’ life lmao THE most improbable man in Thedas. He:

> helped invent viable time travel magic in college

> left home bc his dad tried to turn him straight

> joined the Southern organization that took down an ancient Tevinter Magister trying to achieve godhood

> returned home to claim a seat in the Magisterium

> found out the Magisterium was a bunch of bs politics and helped found an underground resistance movement to end slavery in Tevinter

> which was then joined by. The Pope in disguise???

> lived through the sky opening and dumping demons on everyone a SECOND time

> lived through a blighted dragon attacking Minrathous

> lived through an incredibly powerful ancient elven mage calling himself a god attacking the city, killing thousands of people, and turning it all into a fucked up blighted mass

> became the ARCHON OF TEVINTER

like damn. truly the guy that Everything Happens So Much to. hope he catches a break soon

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going absolutely fucking insane over solas dragonage. he used to be a spirit. he was meant to be bisexual. he hates tea but still drinks it. he murdered the two people he loved most in the world. he pissed magic once (maybe). he pondered an orb. he played strip poker with blackwall. he sundered the fade from the waking world. he created the blight. he sent bitchy letters to elgar'nan. he's great at chess but then lost to a random named after a chess piece. he co-parented a spirit. he murdered the other co-parent. he speaks in iambic pentameter. he imagines the sight of you being dominated would be fascinating. he ghosted his ex for a year and then yanked their arm off. he loves frilly cakes. his greatest fear is dying alone. he's bald.

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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💗💗💗 cr. namuspromised

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my take on lords of fortune isabela

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When I say I cackled...

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when your professional frenemy calls you a cradle robber and says that she looks better than you despite being a literal skull.