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One of my favorite things about the locked tomb is how Muir portrays immortality. Because in so many fantasy books it's a thousand year old man waiting for a teenage girl his whole life (creepy as fuck) and he's been great friends with the same people for so long and he just never changes. But the lyctors? Mercy and Augustine and Gideon I and even John? They change a lot. Their relationships change. Their morals change. Imagine living ten thousand years with your coworkers. That's probably a special kind of hell. Muir does a great job of showing that if you live that long and only a few other people live the same amount of time, you're all going to end up hating each other and wanting to kill each other eventually. You're going to end up sleeping with each other and breaking each others hearts and having codependent relationships and becoming seriously fucked up. And if you live long enough, you might have a threesome with god

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241115 Ice On My Teeth | YUNHO

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It's okay. It'll feel like a bath. Rest. Like honey on your tongue. It is the comfort we all long for. The end.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.05

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Top 5 women?

bro i can't even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

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Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

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my best friend varric dragon age

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The dragon's crooked spine

Will never straighten into line

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the only thing in our new apartment so far

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fuck yeah !!!!!!!!!

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OH I'M GONNA THROW UP

dorian's up. orym got him up. now orym's down. right in front of dorian. fuck.

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Orym yanks an unconscious Dorian to him, heals him for 15 hit points

Orym, panicking: "We need you, I need you, can you get up? We need you-"

Predathos strikes, Orym goes down

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imogen titty flash convincing braius to save fearne’s life is so fucking funny

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Laudna crits for the strength check

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LAUDNA STRENGTH SAVE CRIT

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orym's misty step coming in fucking CLUTCH

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when the bard finally splurges and spends a fancy ninth level spell on himself