#Who the fuck approved this?
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Can someone please tell me how you can write a scene like the one where Nesta fell down the stairs and Cassian laughed at her, re-read it, and decide 'yeah, this is romantic. Let's make them the otp' before proceeding to write a whole ass book about them?
#What the actual fuck went through this woman's mind while writing this?#Did her editors not see anything wrong with this?#Who the fuck approved this?#nesta archeron deserves better#nesta deserves better#anti rhysand#anti inner circle#anti acosf#pro nesta#anti ic#anti amren#pro nesta archeron#anti mor#anti rhys#anti elain#anti feyre#anti morrigan#anti nessian#anti cassian#anti sjm
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you haven’t truly experienced the full spectrum of human emotions until you’re sobbing because your favourite character just died and then fucking memories by maroon 5 starts playing
#what the fuck was that ending lmfao#what symbrock shipper made it into the editing room and was like ‘guys what if we ended this with a montage of gay moments’#and who decided to approve that#baffled by some of the choices in this movie ngl#symbrock#veddie#venom#venom symbiote#eddie brock#venom 3#venom the last dance spoilers#venom the last dance#venom 3 spoilers#venom movies
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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....
#solavellan#solas#gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment#okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role#not unlike his own#i t makes me c r a z y#like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power#''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation#he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like#how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will#pina art
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Danny adopts Jason and Dan kills the Joker au
Danny adopts Jason not because of the pit but because he sees how hard the guy goes after the Joker. At first Danny thinks nothing of it, but then Jason gets all the core vibes typical of wanting to avenge something. that would be fine except Jason is a bby ghost and the thing he wants to avenge is his own’s death. It’s a feeling Danny almost didn’t have to struggle with, being that a portal killed him (except it was the reason he immediately went to have beef with anyone that crossed the portal. They were essentially aided with the device that killed him and that made him feel… threatened? Frostbite didn’t explain it all that well) so yeah here’s Danny having a bit of a heart attack because the Red Hood is actively seeking to be in the same room as his murderer which baby ghosts are not allowed to what the fuck. He personally won’t do it, (cause he’s never killed someone) but he’s not above asking his older brother Dan to do it.
Danny: think of it as a favor I’m asking of u
Dan: it’s murder, that way surpasses a favor
Danny: 🥺 i’ll buy u a donut
Dan:
Dan: make it a half a dozen and you’re on
#now since Danny emotionally adopted jason that makes dan best uncle#danny is in the background nodding in approval#dan also stole Batman’s cape because he’s a punk bitch who should’ve done the world the favor much more sooner#picture Jason in the background having a wild goose to find out who the fuck killed the joker and left the message:#“i know your dad didn’t do it but your other dad wanted u to feel safe.#jason is like… that’s a crypid ass fuck message#is it for me 🥺#jason todd#danny fenton#danny phantom#bruce Wayne mentioned#red hood#dan phantom#dark danny#older brother dan#dp x dc
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slaying while slaying 🔪🩸
still + alt color:
#art#dnncats#astarion#my beloved#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion art#havent been active w art but big news this man has me in a GRIP#going 2 ramble in the tags a bit for those who Care!!!#the brain has been rotting ovr bg3 for like. 2 months now#ive done 2 playthrus (1 current) so far and bro ive only ever romanced this fucking guy its so over 4 me.......i cant deny him#i love him so much my chaotic neutral bf wife#ive gotten my ass beat by abdirak in the goblin camp every time for his approval#its actually so serious LMFAOO#anw more astarion art 2 come hopefully hehehe <3
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I feel like too often people frame Nie Mingjue's issues as ignorance borne from safety. Like, they think that because of his privilege as a sect leader he doesn't know what it's like to be in danger and forced to make hard choices to survive. And I disagree. Strongly.
First of all, Nie Mingjue is very familiar with death not only from war but from. You know. Actively dying since the age of fourteen. Let us not forget Nie Mingjue is dead! Super dead! And maybe he didn't die the exact way he expected to but he did, absolutely, know he was going to die. To act like Nie Mingjue is unfamiliar with the scenario of "do something you find morally reprehensible or die" is to ignore that he has been living that exact scenario and chose death.
Nie Mingjue knows death is a risk for someone like Jin guangyao, in fact he explicitly acknowledges it even in his worst moments like the stairs in chapter 49. Had his issue been ignorance, then he would've responded to Jin Guangyao saying that he's in danger and has to sacrifice others for his own safety with "No you aren't you'll be fine." But he doesn't. He accepts the fact that jgy is in danger with no qualms and says: then you should die.
That's not him betraying his values, those are his values. He is, essentially, pro-suicide. Jgy is like hey I have a moral dilemma what should I do and nmj straight up goes "Kill yourself" and earlier that same chapter when he was faced with a moral dilemma he went "I'm gonna kill myself." He believes the solution to moral dilemmas is suicide! He is extremely consistent about this! When it's pointed out to him that it would have been dangerous for Wen Qing to oppose Wen Ruohan it doesn't phase him because he thinks putting yourself at risk to do the right thing is the only moral choice. The idea that he can only hold this belief because he is himself somehow not in danger, again, requires you to ignore that he is dying the whole time. And it doesn't deter him. He is the idea of self-sacrifice as a moral good taken to its absolute logical extreme. Someone who is ready to die and demands the same from everyone else.
It makes him a very fun case study for fandom, because a lot of fandom spaces also tend to revere self-sacrifice as the ultimate good, and yet we get very uncomfortable when someone starts demanding it of characters we love. Like woah, hold on, that's a bit too far isn't it? Only we the audience get to do that!
#mdzs#mdzs meta#nie mingjue#i got a bit spicy at the end there#one wonders of there is perhaps a theme around sacrifice the story is working with here#what with several of the most relevant and major character relationships centering around sacrifice.#anyway I wonder what nmj thought of Wen Qing (and Wen Ning though the jin kept him alive) sacrificing herself at nightless#I have to imagine he approved. despite disagreeing with her he also approved of mianmian giving up her clan position for wwx+ the wens#so he'd think this was her 'finally doing the right thing'#his approval would've been kinda worthless. As a person who is NOT pro-suicide I think that's fucked up! the sacrifice didn't even work!#but it's diabolical to think of the Wen siblings turning themselves in and nmj being there and *praising* them for it.#unhinged behavior. I need this missing scene stat.#this is just kind of a rephrasing of my 'stop calling nmj a hypocrite' post but with a bit more focus on what exactly his values are#and how his problems stem not from him being inconsistent with those values but the fact that they are pretty fucked up!#and that those fucked up values are not a result of a lack danger but the opposite. the *inevitability* of death#he's going to die so he *has* to believe that's the right thing to do.
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#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#i feel like i see people bring up this line all tje time to criticize theon and call him awful but its like.#the most blatant obvious line where he looks in the camera and says Haha My Dad Would Beat Me and Call Me Names. Fathers Do That!#and its like. oh my fucking god i knowww . I KNOW people think hes annoying or a piece of shit and he is atrocious dont get me wrong but#hes literally the most blatant metaphor of how abuse can affect a person into who they are#like no shit sherlock he desperately wants the starks to accept him. his actual dad would fucking beat him and he got taken outta that home#and placed in a new one where like one guy liked him as a friend but everyone else was kinda cold#<- WOAH! a metaphor about the foster care system and the way it affects a person.#like fucking obviously he bends over backward to try to get the approval of his peers or have fatherly approval#What else did you expect. Why do you think he makes all those choices ramsay suggests to him about trying to#get the respect of all of his men. he doesnt want to lose the respect. like.#Okay. Done now thank you#grace post
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Watcher moving all of their content going forward to a paid streaming service for JUST their own content and not posting on youtube anymore? Pitching that idea to a mostly young viewer base who dont want to/cant pay for an extra streaming service? ohhhh they're so cooked
#watcher network#watcher#WHO the fuck approved that#if u cant afford current productions on ad revenue either downsize. focus more on the patreon. or do a merch drop. not this stupidity
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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May I present the best headline I've seen today:
Look, the Fulton County people have already said they plan to give him the full works: fingerprinting, mugshot, perp walk, releasing height/weight, etc, all the usual criminal treatment that he's managed to avoid so far. So yeah, he's gonna fucking HATE it, and if I don't see the mugshot everywhere on everything and made into all the memes you can think of, the internet will have failed me.
#textsfromgravityfallsblog#ask#politics for ts#the giant orange monster#i don't approve of the carceral system etc etc but also if there is anyone who deserves the worst the american prison system has to offer#it's the fucking orange fuhrer#so yeah
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special to me... happy pride month I am so sick right now
#THESE ARE JUST HEADCANONS ^_^ for the most part#wander being nonbinary has been approved by THE LITERAL CREATOR. as well as SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE WHO WORKED ON THE SHOW#and come on now we all know what commander peepers is#woy#wander over yonder#caught covid. feeling fucking awful about it heeelp heeeeeelp#this was a super quick thing just to. do something nice for pride and feel a bit better#jeff woy#major threat woy#woy fanart#pride art#sylvia woy#wander woy#wander over yonder fanart#commander peepers#peepers woy#woy wander#SORRY NO HATER.... I'll draw him next time I promise
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so. the new atla comic was announced to be released and as one of zumai's biggest haters, i hate the premise
but this isn't about them, that's not really relevant except to explain how i was made aware of this cover
it's about what the artist gave kiyi because WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
let that sink in
it took me a good minute to realize that it's supposed to be a shirt layered on top of another, which makes sense because it is common for royalty to do that, but the outer shirt...i have never seen that in my LIFE before (source: i'm of chinese, japanese, and korean descent, i know what my people's traditional clothes look like), is that supposed to be a holster for swords? a backpack? nope. it's supposed to be a shirt. why it makes an x with the bordered part instead of a y, i don't know. maybe it's for a math nerd or something lmfao
so here's me circling the collar and the bottom part of the shirt in dark blue because i have never seen that before. all my cultures wrap our clothes around our bodies, but whatever kiyi has going on is virtually impossible and we'd never wear that????
i did a quick shitty edit to fix the damn shirt because i got annoyed
it looks marginally better and does fit in line with the show, i'm not satisfied because it doesn't exactly look like something a royal/high-ranking girl would wear to an academy. i will make a separate post about a redesign because i wanted to get that edit out there
also i should've changed the high collar shirt but i was making this edit under a minute to get my thoughts out
#nightfalcon posts#atla#a:tla#anti atla comics#anti a:tla comics#kiyi#ashes of the academy#who the fuck approved of that shirt#i've never seen a belly baring shirt in any traditional clothing i've seen#nor have i seen one that makes an x
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No because, the gay firefighter blorbos might not be fucking, but the canon is so wild. Eddie really woke up one day after almost dying, drove to his attorney, and added Buck to his fucking will. They had known each other for what? Two years? When Eddie literally signed a legal document tying him to Buck in a moment that was officially talked about as Eddie's way to say "I love you to the core" and then Eddie just didn't tell Buck about it until a year later. How much more wild can a ship get? Sure, we have easy stuff like the casual touches, the bizarre synchronization, and we have pretty intense stuff like the way Buck clawed at mud because he was ready to dig through 40 feet of it to get to Eddie, or how Eddie climbed a wet lightning rod to get to Buck, and how Buck has tasted Eddie's blood, and how Eddie literally brought Buck back to life, but they have a legal document tying them together for the past 3 seasons. WHAT THE FUCK. Like, for the love of God, what were the writers thinking when they decided on that particular plot. That's just fucking wild.
#he didn't even tell Buck#its WILD#who even approved that#how can anyone look at them and say yeah no theyre not in love#like what the fuck#buddie#buddie thoughts#thoughts thoughts thoughts#911
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don't get me wrong, i absolutely love hunter, i think he's a great character and he's really nice and sweet and a great boyfriend too.
i love him and ashlynn together (especially in the books) and i also love the way they show him questioning his destiny with how he hates hunting animals and goes vegan after attending eah, how he sabotages his father's traps and hangs birdhouses in the forest instead.
you get the point, he's great; we all like him.
but i just CAN'T with that horrible fucking haircut.
like what the fuck is this????
WHO was in charge of designing his character i just wanna talk because what in the good god is THAT he is literally bald from the side it is not working for him.
i don't have any idea what they were going for but i want to know how bad you fuck up to end up with this as the final design.
ashlynn's a better person than i am; he's wonderful but i would never date him with that fuckass haircut.
she needs to tell him to grow it out or SOMETHING
#ever after high#eah#shitpost#hunter huntsman#god that awful fucking name#im sorry#ashlynn ella#huntlynn#he is great we all get that yes#BUT SERIOUSLY#WHO APPROVED THIS#WHO LET HIM DO THIS#that haircut needs to be condemned#someone send him to poppy like#she's maybe the only one who can fix this#or do something better with this
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Ive never been able to get this dialog a second time but this exchange alone cemented Vir and Shadowhearts dynamic
#got this on my very first vir playthrough with my buddy#you can only get this if aren't the one who saved her from the pod#cuz then she'll be way too nice even if you tank her approval afterwards#i always save her from the pod as Vir cuz that what he'd do#but I refuse to believe that she would stop being cagey fuck just because of that tho
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where are these characters from? wrong answers only.
#moi#genshin impact#i expect so little yet i am still disappointed#no idea who’s who but i’ll tag the names they put in the description anyway#mualani#kachina#kinich#citlali#xilonen#iansan#chasca#mavuika#ororon#genshin mualani#genshin kachina#genshin kinich#genshin citlali#genshin xilonen#genshin mavuika#genshin ororon#the only ones they actually identified are kachina who i believe is the little blonde one with blue eyes#and i think kinich is the guy with the black hair and headband#and iansan we’ve known for a long time#but seriously who the fuck approved these designs#yes they’re hot#they’re also WILDLY out of place#the one is literally just a fusion of acheron and boothill#sigh…
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