#Which I thought was funny

[pigeonstab]

Comms for @/frvitsalad !!

and the sketches

[attendingthetale]

oh yeah. i had a dream about muppets sweeney todd last night

[dogthatlookshigh]

I’m watching Wellington paranormal and it’s much more horror-y than what we do in the shadows( both of them) probably due to the fact that it’s from the humans pov and that aspect of it I really like but some of the comedy kinda falls flat for me because I don’t really like the characters as much so their stupidity can come off more annoying then charming not that it’s never funny but I tend to prefer the more visual gags than character driven comedy that being said there have been some charming moments so far and I really enjoy all the lore and information we get about the world of what we do in the shadows and some pretty interesting concepts that have been introduced so far I also just really enjoy monster of the week shows because it feels like a constant stream of new information is being beamed into my brain which keeps me interested.

[literaila]

hi!!! are u still taking requests? if so, i have one that is very near/dear to my heart for tasm!peter x reader!! if not that is no big deal and i hope u are doing well love!

ok so. to set the scene. i literally keep getting panic attacks at the eye doctor because i can’t put my contacts in. would love a comfort fic with peter helping the reader overcome that anxiety about the eye doctor i think it would actually cure me 💓💖💕💞💗💓

xoxo!!!

to be honest with you, i'm not a very comforting person. so i wasn't quite sure which direction to go with this, but i tried anyway.

quick story time:

the first (and only) time i went to get contacts the lady who was "training" me on how to use them was super busy and told me that if i blinked at all then i would have to come in a different time (which, even at the time, seemed like a very strange thing to say to a girl who had never put in contacts before and was nervous). and when i finally did get them they fell out. on the first day. i guess they didn't fit, but it was extremely embarrassing to tell anyone.

anyway! i get it because i don't have any plans to try ever again. i hope you like it, and that it gets a bit easier for you. anxiety is stupid and annoying.

-v

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[inmirova]

actually I need to fully rant about those biscotti because again truly evil. I got them in a grocery delivery (yay still waiting for my heart meds to be re-approved by insurance and I can't stand for longer than a few minutes without them) so I couldn't read the back of it and just kind of went off the fact that the picture they had of the front of it said it fulfilled my allergy requirements pretty well. cue me getting the groceries and looking at the back of the bag to double check the ingredients and it's a whole blurb about how this lady had to cut a bunch of shit out of her family's diet after her son got diagnosed with autism and her husband got diagnosed with cancer. like oh so I just gave my money to someone absolutely fucking batshit evil, cool.

[limelocked]

I’m only on Twitter because I think uk politics is funny (or was when it started, now it’s usually just worrying) but it does mean that I’m exposed to the worst takes humanly possibly

Also known as Joanne Koanne Rowling

Let it be known that not only is she going after queer people! No! She also watches Olympic boxing! And because an Italian woman got her ass beat she hath turned her ire upon a cis woman for the crime of, lemmi check, having elevated testosterone levels

Joanne is about to invent a gender binary based on if your tits get censored online as female presenting at this point

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌

[the-thing-inside-your-closet]

Bird Questions

Prompt idea

College student Danny Fenton is taking a much needed break from his studies, sitting on the roof of his apartment building. He’s sleep deprived and a little delirious, watching several of the Gotham vigilantes grappling between buildings in the distance.

“Do birds ever just fly for fun, or are they always on some kind of mission?”

Danny isn’t talking to anyone, he’s up on the roof on his own to de-stress. He was just thinking out loud.

So when he heard a snort and a chuckle from behind him, Danny felt like he was justified in his reaction of not only swearing, but also throwing a solid right hook at the same time that he spun around to see who the hell was there.

He didn’t mean to punch anyone in the face.

[egophiliac]

WAIT when did he get FANGS

[chloesimaginationthings]

Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..

[clownowo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

[cj-the-random-artist]

Ok hear me out: Narilamb but they're both aroace and in a qpr.

I've been rolling around in my head for like a long long time this idea that Narinder and Lambert could both be aroace and (after like. A couple of centuries or so) end up in this like very comfortable very close relationship that neither of them define as anything specific other than calling it a "companionship". But on the other hand most of the cult thinks that they're dating in secret or something despite the fact that both of them have said they don't take lovers, because they are clearly very tight but maybe not super openly so, so maybe the cultists thing they're being secretive and hiding something or something like that. Idk but my aroace brain loves thinking about extremely close (mostly) platonic relationships and for some reason my brain decided hmm. I'm going to take this and throw it at Narilamb and see how I like it.

So then I decided to make a ridiculous joke comic about Narinder asking Lambert's hand in marriage specifically because he wants to get out of paying taxes. Because like, I know that spouse followers do actually still have to pay taxes in the actual game but. Hey Narinder and Lambert have presumably never married so they probably don't know that...? Honestly the only reason I made this was because the concept tickled me and I spent too much time on this for no one to see it, so. This comic and all it's absolute ridiculousness be upon ye.

While there's a tiny part of me that's been thinking about making this into an AU (which I'd probably call something like the "Strictly Platonic AU" or something), I know for a fact that I would blatantly not do anything legitimate with it so. It's an unofficial AU I guess?? But. Anyways. I thought this would be funny. Enjoy my ramblings and I hope you enjoy this thing that I spent. Actual time on. Lol

[cowardlykrow]

Stop light shenanigans

Extra:

[reineydraws]

three is a pattern, shanks!