#What is going on

[okartichoke]

Turnabout Sisters

i- i saw the announcement and got possessed

(wordless below cut)

[creepst-crypt]

Pt 2 to “A name you can still kinda trust!!!”

Politics aside, rest in peace to the people who died and my condolences to anyone who was hurt in the audience.

(I’m nowhere near right winged, I do not like tr*mp ^^^^)

[emiko-matsui]

that post that's like kipperlilly planned to minute detail for a presidency battle with riz, but how does one prepare for kristen applebees? that's how i feel about gorgug's romances. i could love zelda and the quiet breakup and the long crush on unit with a sweet kiss, but how does one prepare for mary ann "okay. do you have a girlfriend?" skuttle and then subsequently fucking her on a bench in her parents garage

[al0m]

GUYS

WHAT

[blurrykale]

Me: they keep mentioning the pile up of case files, I wonder if Alice is trying to keep the OIAR in disarray like how Gertrude was in the archives��

*a moment later*

GERTRUDE FUCKING ROBINSON AND HER GRANDSON GERRY KEAY????

[cyberfuckery]

glitter text gifs for ppl w bad memory inspired by my last night's rambles

[nero-draco]

[apollos-boyfriend]

obsessed with the official disney tv animations tiktok making a fucking. one-sided perryshmirtz ship post

[alukardtheabysswalker]

MARTIN????

MAAAHHHTIN???

IN THE PUTER????

[shirecorn]

which one of you fuckos ordered the ocean sunfish

[alexturntable]

horsepower_hunters Carlos Sainz Snr and Jnr revving Charles Leclerc’s Daytona this evening in Monaco 🔥

[d0not-disturb]

Mermaid Mumbo, perchance

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

Highlights from the first physical book I’ve read in years thanks to hurricane power outages:

The fucking and sucking begins on page THREE

“That will never happen, I will never be yours.” -Quote from man stabbed.

Vampire orgies as a plot device (see #6)

Character archetypes include “Edwardian dreamboat”, “1994 London punk rocker”, and “short king CEO” for male leads, and then “utterly nondescript vessel for the reader” for main character

The cuck chair is a featured artist

TLDR ‘Look i understand you’ve lamented all your life that you don’t have magic and you’re useless and no better than a sacrifice but i think we can unlock your magic powers. By fucking you stupid. By just fucking you so good it unlocks magic powers. Please dude I’m so fr you have to let us fuck you right now immediately all at once it’s the only way to get magic powers bro I promise.’

“We have to kill my father. And I have to be pregnant to do it.” -the last two lines of act one.

[will80sbyers]

WHAT

not sure if that's Will but the other is Dustin's double

[byleriscanon]

i can't be making that shit up

when blue meets yellow in the west...