Tree (she/her), mid 30s | wanttobeatree@AO3 | complicated love/hate relationship with tumblr since '10 | 9-1-1, Stranger Things, Pacific Rim, Hannibal, The Witcher, Good Omens, MCU, LOTR/The Hobbit, Star Trek, Star Wars & stuff
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Spin the wheel for your new government assigned hairstyle.
List of hairstyles here
#polls#reblog game#orange flattop#I can say with great confidence that this would look terrible on me
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@ponyregrets alas
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one thing that sucks about emails is that you can't even use fancy letter openers on them.
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From the old artworks. ❤ G a r r u s ❤
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film still #43 Irving’s dream. Filming pov.
BTS picture from Severance #02.04 ‘Woe’s Hollow’ by Ben Stiller
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Jacob Anderson and his animal co-stars
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#jacob anderson#oh to be a cat having your belly tickled with jacob anderson's face
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 9-1-1 (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Characters: Evan “Buck” Buckley, Eddie Diaz (9-1-1 TV) Additional Tags: Mutual Pining, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Eddie Diaz’s Couch (9-1-1 TV), Eddie Diaz Moves to Texas (9-1-1 TV), Buck moves into the Diaz house, Freak4Freak Evan “Buck” Buckley/Eddie Diaz, Speculation for 9-1-1 (TV) Season 8B Summary:
“So you’re just… half naked on the couch?” Eddie says at last. He could be standing in the archway now, staring at Buck incredulously - he can picture it - or, no - Eddie’s voice pitched low, shaded with amusement - or, no -
Buck’s fingertips slip beneath the elastic of his waistband.
“Pretty much, yeah,” he admits.
“Which… which side of the couch?”
“The right.”
“That’s my spot,” says Eddie.
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the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped
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are you good at public speaking?
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now I've unlocked the skill of writing on my phone I need level up to writing one handed whilst my other hand wriggles a ribbon on a stick
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Thanks again @p243568 for commissioning me. A very cathartic piece for me personally. I hope the wait was worth it. 😭⚔️
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Did a little fan art of a popular post on blue sky.
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*Just you/the person answering this poll, not the entirety of humanity
Health bar: Shows how much “hp” you have, compared to you at maximum health. Lower hp=closer to death. Has a list of temporary ailments (diseases, injuries etc) affecting you, how much damage they deal, and how long it lasts before going away. If you have a chronic condition that affects your health/will stay with you most/all of your life, max hp (compared to current hp) is reduced. Also shows a stamina bar as well
Quest menu: Guides you on how to do things, from lifechanging achievements to everyday activities. Detailed step-by-step instructions, accurately prioritized, and a “hint menu” in case you get stuck
Checkpoint: From here on out, you can set one “point” (a specific date, time, and location- you must be at that point when you set it) that you revert to when you die, retaining the exact state you were at but with the addition of knowledge that you have at time of death. Once you set the
point you cannot change it, and you must revert there when you die. An extra life, essentially
Inventory Slots: You can store items (you must be able to physically hold them/carry them with ease) in a pocket dimension, and take them out/put them back at any time. Space is limited but is based on diversity of items vs number of items. Carrying bags, purses etc increase how many inventory slots you have
Damage Resistance: A single strike from a sword won’t kill you, tripping and falling won’t send you to a hospital, what would instantly kill the average person would typically just be an inconvenience to you. (You are not immortal, you just now have Video Game Logic ™ applied)
Rapid cooking/eating: You need a method of cooking and the required ingredients, but for some foods you can cook them instantly (it is still perfectly cooked and safe to eat) and you can instantly eat things (you can’t sense the texture/flavor, you still get nutritional benefits/detriments, foods eaten in this manner cannot harm you from overeating (but you are still restricted from eating further/you have a sense of fullness))
Skip Cutscene: If you have had the same conversation multiple times, or have a task that you do repetitively, you can skip it once a day
Fast Travel: In addition to the location where you wake up (if your sleep schedule is irregular, the location where you are at during midnight), you can select three other locations to teleport to. You can teleport three times a day. You can move around your teleport markers, but you have to physically go there to access them/move them
Double Jump: Self explanatory, you can jump twice, with slightly less height but half the stamina used as your regular jumping ability, and timing your second jump properly can significantly reduce the damage taken from high falls
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