#What if Eve was a human

[mysticgeekzartz]

What if Eve was a human

So I was looking through my old artwork on my laptop and I found A lot of my older art that I forgot about like this time I drew Eve as a human So this is how I think she would look like I might redraw this because I have changed my art style a lot I drew this last year and I haven't drawn humans in a very long time because I just don't find enjoyment in it because I like to draw Muppets and non-humans because they're unrealistic and that's fun to come up with stuff but I know I will eventually have to draw humans So I'm trying to get better at that lol So yeah here's a little piece of mystics old art right here lmao 😂

[tmos-time]

tfw the merman you've been befriending for a week while you visit your best friend has the most dysphoric day of his life and all he can think about is ovens

[fyreinhell]

thinking about how adam was the first human soul in Heaven bc what the fuck happened to Abel. did he go to hell (for some reason?)

like what happened there. he was the first human to ever die so like would the theories saying Eve is the first person to enter hell be therefore incorrect? Because Adam and Eve had another son to replace Abel, Seth. Eve did not die first.

idk i have gripes and confusion about that stuff.

[inubaki]

Exchange -part 2 — mini comic squeal go the Eve is a witch and sold Adam to Lucifer.

At times, Adam felt more like the outlander in his own life. A misshapen puzzle never meant to fit dispute the ordain persistences that his piece was vital. Even Eve, whom had been ripped and molded from him, seemed more at peace with herself than he’d ever been. The forbidden fruit had gifted her a calmness he couldn’t understand. An unexplainable perception like the spear she had gifted him that night. A lure to a world she chained him to with a warm smile.

The birth of Cain and Abel had been the only fracture of her tranquility. A rare moment in which Adam could relate to by the sheer hopelessness he felt as he watched her crumple. Neither knowing what to do as cries for aid defaulted to her frenzy screams of agony. The bloody water that had pushed her children into the world leaving Eve in a state that had nearly crippled Adam to every stages of grief. A knife came after the spear.

“Our sons—“

“YOUR sons” Adam corrected religiously. The blonde babe in his lap blabbered and giggled in his lap. Making a game of dodging his meal of mashed fruits and carrots. His twin brother laying disgruntled in Eve’s lap, threaten to fuss, dispute having already eaten his own meal.

“Adam…” Eve said softly. Her expression warm and unrelenting in her gentle coxing. “The Angels will expect more—“

“Then ask THEM.” Adam said with a tightened jaw.

Food had been coming steadily easier now due to THEM. Scavenging more fruitful and hunting more successful with less risk; and it had only costed Adam nearly the last of his dignity. The last thing Adam would stomach was to be bullied into torturing Eve for a duty hilariously unrealistic to their current circumstances.

“But YOU are my husband. Do you not love me? Love us?” she whispered. A sadness had sipped in and Adam nearly rolled his eyes. The birth of the twins had only cemented his view of her as little more than an older equivalent of the babies rather than a wife. Quick to sulk like Abel and demand like Cain, Eve was still a child at heart. No environment nor apple would change that.

Adam paused to wipe the baby’s mouth. His eyes quietly scooping over the faint red markings adoring both children’s cheeks. Dispute the reality situation, their laughs and smiles gave meaning to the lifeless wastes of their home, and the soreness still lining Adam’s neck, and back.

“Not in the way you want” he admitted grimly. “No matter what piece you pay Lucifer with”.

Prevs:

- Adam doesn’t know how to be angry at Lucifer and Lilith. Not really. He doesn’t even know how to mad at Eve. His situation is just so unfair and so horrid, he’s just worried about the next day.

[ladyy--lazarus]

Dressing up as a human 👽🛸

[childrenofthesun77]

I still don't understand how they plan to make the count form a contract with mikuni. As far as we know the only thing the count wants is to be one with kuro. Why should he care about what lily or mikuni want for the world? He hasn't cared about what people wanted before, half the servamps resented him for turning them into vampires. Just because tsubaki promised it? If the count is back tsubaki did what he was tasked to do and even without an eve the count would probably be strong enough to simply not comply to their wishes/agreements.

I kinda doubt the count is overly interested in being mikuni's tool.

[gilliontidestriderchampionoftheu]

drew my ocs as riptide characters :3

[forgetful-river]

You're allowed to ascend but only if God wants you to, and God can be a bit of an authoritarian bastard

[pageofheartdj]

Human AU it is, in old times. About gender explorations while growing up and developing relationships.

With Lucifer currently Samael being the daughter in a very rich and influential family. Realizing he is a boy after all. Not hating the dresses and long long hair but feeling off when being fretted over like a fragile doll that is meant to stand prettily to be looked at. He likes being delicate, but he hates the demands to be still and obedient. Like Eve, a girl of his age from a much less rich family, who likes standing around, looking nice. But she is sweet and they become friends anyway. (sometimes he can't help but grip scissors tight, allowing himself to cut one strand only)

With Lilith currently Leon a son of relatively rich family. Realizing she is a girl after all. Not hating short hair and stiff clothes but feeling off from the treatment anyway. It's not that she wants to be treated like other girls, she would hate it. She is smart and demands respect. But she is not brash like Adam, a boy of the same age from quite influential rich family, who constantly picks friendly fights with her. She wants to be strong, but graceful. (with the dread she awaits when her family deems her hair long enough to be cut)

At some point their families decided to marry Samael with Adam and Eve with Leon. All four are not happy about it. At some point they realize it would rather be another way around.

Adam realizes he would rather compete with Samael in different ways, when she reveals she would rather run around and create a mess. She is funny. But Eve? Eve is cute and attentive. Adam wants to be able to protect her. And Eve in turn likes how loud and warm Adam is, she feels like a sunflower, turning to everywhere he is. And she would rather be friends with Leon, she likes how he does her hair, how calm and understanding he is with her.

And then Leon and Samael, they feel like kindred souls. They would confide that the world views them wrong, they would share each other's clothes, make a pretend breast for Leon, collect Samael's hair to make it look short. Leon would reveal how glad she is to have more lean body despite what others think. Samael would reveal how glad he is to have small breasts despite what others think. Together they realize they less hate how they look and what they have, and hate more how others decided how and who they have to be because of it. And for continuing pretending for others they hate themselves a little too.

All of them go to a private school. Kids from less rich families can attend too. With connections or smarts.

Like Rosie, whose family isn't that rich, but has enough connections to get anywhere. Like Alastor, whose family isn't rich at all, but he is smart enough to earn himself a place.

Rosie and Alastor are close childhood friends, closer than a family. They both have morbid interests and they share how they have no idea what are these rules that the world came up with, they would rather ignore what they deem useless. Rosie decided she is not a girl, she is a lady. Alastor decided he is not a boy, he is a gentlemen. And they both decided they are the ones who choose what does that mean.

Rosie is considered 'weird' by her peers, but harmless. She doesn't bother to hide her eccentric nature, amusing herself with others reactions. Alastor is viewed as well mannered, but this is a mask he enjoys to perform, tricking others and entertaining himself by elaborate reveals.

Eve thinks they are curious but is she is fearful of them. Adam thinks they are annoying and doesn't want to deal with them.

Samael and Leon can't help but being amazed by them, wanting to know them better.

And they do.

Their freedom is addicting.

Alastor is witty and sharp, Rosie is brutal and sugary. Samael, now Lucifer cuts his hair and no longer hides his snark and chaotic nature. Leon, now Lilith drowns herself in elegancy and refuses to cut her hair no more.

The four of them leave the town together the second they graduate. Lucifer and Lilith being disowned, Rosie leaving behind a family that tolerated her at best. Alastor's mother that he loved is no longer with him. And Alastor's father whose fault it was... is no longer here too. By shared effort.

The engagements are broken, leaving Adam and Eve as each other's only option. It's what they wanted anyway. But still the puzzlement and confusion was left in place of their departed friends. And maybe hope to reunite some day in the future.

[pippa-frost]

Crowley first sheltered Aziraphale under his wing Before the Beginning.

Then, on the wall, as it starts to rain for the first time, Crowley starts to move towards Aziraphale first, and then Aziraphale lifts his wing to shelter him.

But, also, Aziraphale doesn't protect himself from the rain, he just stands under it.

So.

Do you think Aziraphale doesn't mind the rain because it's Her creation so it can't be bad? But neither him nor Crowley knew whether it might hurt a demon?

Or.

Do you think Crowley knew/remembered Aziraphale and was like okay it's your turn to be the umbrella now? And he just took a chance to see what would happen?

Do you think Aziraphale remembered Crowley and thought why yes of course, it's my turn now, it's only fair? Or do you think he saw/felt Crowley moving and assumed that's what he wanted?

Or.

Do you think Crowley doesn't want rain on his wings cause they still hurt from the fall and Aziraphale gathers this might be the case and down't want Crowley's new black wings to hurt?

Or.

Do you think it was just..instict? For both or them?

Or-

...I could do this all day.

[malaierba]

something about how the outcome of Adam and Eve eating the apple, in the context of adamsapple, was the figurative fall from grace for everyone involved: Lucifer from literaly heavenly grace and Adam further down into his egoistic, entitled tendencies*

[thret-rhett]

Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags

[vintage-bentley]

How in the fuck are you going to be anti trans and a Good Omens fan as if both the book and the show don’t explicitly establish the existence of several nonbinary characters and both Aziraphale and Crowley themselves are genderless beings

Not to mention both David and Michael’s staunch support of the LGBT (really emphasizing the T here, since you love to drop it) community as a whole, and David literally has a trans child

Part of me is even asking this in good faith because how do you see a series that is so incredibly queer and like it considering how much you shit-talk trans people on your lackluster TERF blog

There’s many reasons, actually! I’ll explain them in good faith, because I think that people who ask questions like this don’t understand the perspective of so-called “terfs” and assume we think like you do.

Firstly, I’m a feminist, so I’m used to media not aligning with my politics. I expect it, actually. Down to very simple things, like knowing I’m never going to go into a show and see a woman just existing with body hair like men do in shows all the time. But I’m comfortable and confident enough in my beliefs that I can consume media that doesn’t align with them. This extends to my feelings regarding gender. A they/them character doesn’t make my head explode, it’s just the same for me as seeing a Christian character (like Ella from Netlix’s Lucifer) or a female character who’s pro-beauty culture (like Elinor from First Kill). It’s a representation of a belief I don’t agree with and personally don’t believe in, that’s all.

Secondly, Good Omens is set in a made up universe with fantasy themes. I can easily get behind the idea that the true forms of angels and demons are genderless, because that makes sense to me in the same way God being genderless makes sense to me. This doesn’t have to carry over to me believing that humans can be genderless (I don’t believe in the concept of internal gender identity, because I don’t believe in souls. So I guess the better way to put this is that I don’t believe humans can be sexless unless we’re using gender and sex as synonyms). In the same way that it makes sense to me that angels and demons have souls that are put into bodies issued to them…but I don’t have to believe that also applies to humans. Or how it makes sense to me that Aziraphale and Crowley could survive without food, water, and sleep…but I don’t have to believe that also applies to humans. Etc. etc.

Basically, just because something is in a fantasy show, doesn’t mean I have to believe it’s real.

Thirdly, what the actors do in their own lives is none of my business. I don’t agree with supporting the TQ+ especially in relation to LGB (considering they’ve made it a primary goal to harass lesbians into pretending we can like penis, and to take every chance they get to express their hatred for homosexuality. I love to drop the T because they dropped me and my fellow homosexuals years ago). If two straight male actors want to do that, whatever. I also don’t agree with Sheen having a baby with a woman his daughter’s age, but that hasn’t stopped me from watching the show or appreciating his talent.

This all takes me back to what I said about believing you don’t truly understand the perspective of those you call “terfs”. Just because you might not be able to comprehend watching and enjoying something that doesn’t perfectly align with your worldview, doesn’t mean others feel the same. For example, many radical and rad-leaning feminists enjoyed the Barbie movie, despite it not being radical feminist. We’re capable of watching and enjoying things we don’t agree with, and of having discussions about why we don’t agree with it.

A much simpler answer to your question would be: I’ve always loved angels and demons and all things supernatural. I’ve always loved old cars. I love Queen. Religious/moral commentary and critique interest me. I love lighthearted comedies. I’m gay and starved for representation of healthy gay relationships. I love gay star-crossed lovers stories (go watch First Kill). Naturally, I’m going to love Good Omens, even if it doesn’t perfectly align with my worldview.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

warning - flashing

The fall of the house of usher edit !

[tonydaddingham]

so here's what we're told about the bet with satan:

god will allow whatever happens to job and his family to happen without intervention

heaven is following these orders, the terms of the permit, and will not interfere at all; whatever happens to job is in fact up to satan and hell's own actions

aziraphale considers the possibility that god does not necessarily want job and his family to suffer - or more specifically, that crowley is wrong

crowley is steadfast to the contrary, and asserts that god's will must be that the children die, and to question god is essentially to follow the same kind of fate (or as close as).

all of this is stating the fairly-obvious, i know. but i think we're possibly, once again, reading this scene and taking crowley's word for it - understandable, given that the minisode starts, and continues to be for a lot of scenes, from crowley's perspective. but there is nothing to indicate that god actively wants suffering brought on job and his family, nothing to show that that was her intent; satan seemed to initiate the bet, going by muriel's whole account, and god is letting whatever happens, happen.

because that's the thing: standing by and watching whilst hell does so is not, arguably, the right thing to do, but it is the right thing for god to do; to let her creation do what it wants. if hell chooses to go ahead with putting job and his family through hardship, then she will not - and should not - stop it. even when job is beseeching to her for answers, she does not give them; she cannot and will not get involved.

crowley and aziraphale do the right thing by putting a stop to it all, and i think that was the plan, particularly of the ineffable variety - not that crowley and aziraphale were pre-destined to stop it per se, but that all the players of her game would act on their own, and make their own choices. they would exercise their free will as they see fit, whether to cause suffering, or to prevent it. free will is not necessarily a good thing, but it is the right thing. this is the game of her own devising.

i also want to consider that this very situation may turn out to be, in part, a parallel of the fall. in the minisode, it seems that the reason why aziraphale didn't fall is because he did exactly as god intended - to act of his own free will, according to what he thought was right - but equally he would not have fallen if he had done the opposite (regardless of how he would essentially punish himself if he had told gabriel the truth). i don't think that god is in the business of punishing anyone, regardless of their motivations or moral alignment, if they are acting out of free will.

and further from this, i don't think god had a hand in the fall at all, not beyond it being - essentially - cool with her if some of her angels didn't agree with her plans for the universe. i don't think she cast them out in the way we're all imagining it to have happened. i think some of her creations acted with cruelty out of free will, and others did not. crowley obviously, more than likely anyway, belongs in the latter category. but she cannot interfere, she cannot and will not take free will away from them.

what crowley thought were her orders were unlikely to have ever been that at all. if anything - wherever crowley is or isn't placed in the narrative of the fall - i think she likely excused herself from deciding the fate of the fallen altogether, and left it to 'her people' to decide. her inaction, to allow the fall to happen, may not have been the right thing, but it ultimately the right thing for her to do. (frankly, i think we can take pontius pilate's handling of jesus' trial in Matthew as some further kind of parallel here)

then take into account aziraphale's constant rhetoric throughout s1 and s2 that humanity has a choice, that everyone has choices; i think he potentially understands god a little more than he's given credit for. and when he says that he's on god's side, specifically doesn't say heaven's, i think that's more literal than even he knows.

[triple-pupil]

Adam before Eve.