#What Do You Want From Me

[breadandblankets]

Duke, looking up from his homework: hey are we the tank builds?

Jason: I mean you get hit enough to be one sure

Duke: shut the fuck up, i mean like we can't die, i can heal freaky fast, we wear more armor than like everyone-

Jason: luke tho

Duke: okay luke is also kinda a tank build

Jason: yeah, now what's a tank build

Duke: have you played any videogame ever?

Jason: does sitting in the arcade pretending that you're playing the demo count?

Duke: g-d your life is so sad, what about dnd?

Jason: my death is going about the same way, what is a dnd

Duke: you know, you get a bunch of friends-

Jason: yeah i'm going to stop you there

Duke: jesus christ

[zeiktreats]

Haven't drawn my version of this motherfucker in over a year, what the fuck am I doing

[ineffablejaymee]

when the bubbly adorable sunshine character sees people they care about get hurt and becomes the most terrifying force of revenge the world has ever seen

[egberts]

there are people trick or treating in my inbox

[maladaptivewriting]

hope lupin is stronger than me cause if my 5 year old son turned into a tiny little wolf once a month i would immediately get turned into a werewolf. i wouldn’t be able to resist trying to cuddle him.

[poppurini]

some bodyguard leona hcs bc i’m slowly losing it

fem reader and very much self-indulgent

bodyguard leona who’s indifferent and calm even when you’re under attack, simply telling you to get behind him or just pulling you close to his side as he steadily holds his gun

bodyguard leona who sits with a manspread while polishing his weapon, giving occasional hums to your rambles. looks like he’s not listening but he has every piece of information you gave him in his mind

bodyguard leona who calls you a “stubborn little princess” and acts like he dgaf abt you but actually has a soft spot for you (god forbid he becomes emotionally vulnerable)

bodyguard leona who secretly chuckled at the lame joke you made (not bc of the joke itself but bc you looked so proud and cute while saying it) but will deny it when you accuse him of laughing

bodyguard leona teaching you how to hold a gun bc you’re curious. yknow. just. just him. just him standing close behind you and his hand. hand. hand over yours holding the gun and. and you know how. you know what. you know the way he’s murmuring instructions against your ear. he’s not even doing it on purpose to fluster you bc he’s so focused on making sure you don’t injure yourself

bodyguard leona who’s not hesitant on being strict with you if you’re being particularly stubborn or annoying that day (that put you in potential harm)

bodyguard leona whose form of apology for being too mean with you earlier is buying you your favourite food or drink and placing a hand on your head when walking away but won’t resist if you pulled him to join you. he won’t eat tho, it’s meant for you. he’ll just watch as you hum in satisfaction

[ifoundmyselfinwonderlandd]

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" 😮‍💨

That's a trick question sir...

[welcome-to-the-agender-agenda]

Me: *sitting and scrolling through Pinterest*

Brain: We have energy so we have to do something

Me: Why not shower?

Brain: Not enough energy

Me: Read?

Brain: We can't focus

Me: Read fanfiction? You usually love that

Brain: Boring

Me: Watch a movie?

Brain: We can't just watch a movie and not do anything else as well

Me: Draw whilst watching a movie?

Brain: Too tired

Me:

Brain:

Me: Well can I sit here and scroll on my phone?

Brain: No, you have too much energy!

[maximura]

[slashthrashandcrash]

Post something coward

post WHAT i give y'all like 3 shitty drawings a day

[risky-wild-little-thing]

When he tells you to get your nipples pierced just so he can pull on them. No isn’t in my sexual vocabulary. Ignore the scars, or don’t and cause more please. I was gonna bring up the idea of producing milk so he could suck on them and get some but I think the piercings would stop that. It’s whatever he wants. What do you want??? ⚡️

[snakesandstone]

wow that's a nice romantic ship you got there, sure would be a shame if someone

[greeen-bean]

In the book, Julian's singing ability is brought up a lot. like he says he's good at it, says that Yad's would fall in love with him if he heard him sing, and then it turns out he's terrible, but actually Yad'ss does fall in love with him (or at least falls more for him) because of it.

Anyway, I have this headcanon that Yadriel is an amazing singer. but he hates his singing voice cuz it's too high/feminine/etc, etc. so never sings around people and claims he's shit at it.

Then one day, Julian walks in on him quietly singing (to his shitty playlist ofc) and absolutely fucking SWOONS. Because he's SO GOOD, and Julian is SO IN LOVE.

you know it's like a parallel or something.

[st4rfckerz]

i’m trying to write anakin but LOGAN WONT LEAVE ME ALONE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEE

[pissed-whizard]

why yes i do always play a mage in terraria and yes my all time favorite spell in that game is called golden shower, what about it???

[saytrrose]

kinger