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maximura · 2 months ago
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the-gay-cousin-666 · 7 months ago
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The Sunshine Court is proof that if Neil and Jean were friends they'd be fucking insufferable to themselves and everyone around them.
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fantastic-nonsense · 10 months ago
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I will always take any chance I have to remind people that Wesper knew each other for 5 months and had only been dating for a week when they decided to move in together while Kanej were best friends for two years before they so much as admitted they liked each other
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yaralulu · 6 months ago
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It’s so funny to me how every time one of the bat boys does something shitty it’s always “this is giving tamlin” like babe tamlin never told feyre he felt shackled to her or said he doesn’t understand why her sisters love her or took her on a miserable hike when she was suicidal —that was allll cassian.So no it’s actually not giving tamlin ??Like for how much this fandom hates tamlin they can never stop bringing up his name in situations he literally has nothing to do with.Tamlin becoming the standard for shitty men in acotar when cassian and rhys exist is just so 😍.
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I need everyone to know that right now I'm thinking of nothing else other than Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten as Achilles and Patroclus....more specifically the event that Neil never makes it back from Baltimore and what becomes of Andrew after that.....anyway I hope yall enjoy the torture my brain comes up with xoxo
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acourtofquestions · 2 months ago
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"She would have destroyed an entire city for one man," Hasar snapped.
"The most powerful pure-blooded Fae male in the world," Chaol said simply. "A worthy asset for any court. Especially when they had fallen in love with each other."
Though his eyes danced as he spoke, a tremor of tension ran beneath the last words.
But Arghun seized on the words. "If it is a love match, then they risk knowing their enemies will go after him to punish her." Arghun smiled as if to say he was already thinking of doing so.
Chaol snorted, and the prince straightened. "Good luck to anyone who tries to go after Rowan Whitethorn."
"Because Aelin will burn them to ash?" Hasar asked with poisoned sweetness.
But it was Kashin who answered softly, "Because Rowan Whitethorn will always be the person who walks away from that encounter. Not the assailant."
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codename-adler · 1 month ago
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FAM I MANIFESTED THAT SHIT SO HARD
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DO YOU PEEP THE SHIRT??? DO YOU BEHOLD MY DIVINE POWERS???
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klanced · 1 year ago
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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thatexygurl · 1 year ago
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doing a play by play on Nora’s tweets like it’s a fucking football game. extra extra content muthafuckas.
side note: if anyone has the time to write a whole three part mafia series on allison x ichirou (since nora ships em) that would be much appreciated 🫡
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andrew-03-minyard · 1 month ago
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my brain has been short-circuiting recently wanting to edit kevin and jean to burning down by alex warren but I do not have the creativity nor the time to search for and record clips
i have so many ideas, guys, just no time. so if anyone does make an edit please tag me id love to see it!! or if anyone is bored enough to find scenes from movies/shows that would look good please send them my way <3
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elidelochans · 1 year ago
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For us Cassian girlies,
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ramblingandpie · 4 months ago
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Sometimes I really hate that my job requires me to keep up with news about government stuff like man I would actually like to bury my head in the sand for a few days but what's that? More lawsuits about regulations? Siiiiiiiigh.
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omniscientstoryreader · 1 year ago
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In my opinion, if Neil and Kevin cook, then everything happens exactly like this
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lunarharp · 1 year ago
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lil thing i made for “sun & moon”, a ferdibert zine :-)
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vegaseatsass · 2 years ago
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Okay so who is gonna write the Not Me crossover where Gumpa got radicalized and started a left wing antifa biker gang after he fucked things up with his nice chicken rice boyfriend. Like "I ruined things w/ the love of my life because of heteronormativity (and, quite possibly, capitalism), I'm gonna mentor some queer kids to make sure that never happens to them and burn some billionaire houses down while we're at it"
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mistninja · 1 month ago
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Actually the simple answer to what makes luffy different is that hes set up from the get go as an outlaw and therefore he's always in opposition to the system. The first arc after his backstory was about beating up a cop
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