#Wet cats of men
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dead serious where Danny is fucking pathetic. Phantoms a great superhero! He’s competent, kind, charismatic, so funny, and got his species human rights!
Danny?
Absolute wet rag of a man.
He can’t cook, he can’t sleep, he’s gifted which means he gets good grades but doesn’t know how to study so big shit he needs to study for he fails, he fails at every social interaction he takes part of, he can’t dress, he can’t fucking sleep, he’s sad and pathetic and useless.
And Damian fucking loves it.
He’s so much like his mother it hurts. They both love pathetic, wet cats of men. He can be smart enough for the both of them. And egotistical. And good looking. And a cook. He can be everything, he’s happy as long as Danny exists by his side.
Tim: Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Damien: He makes me laugh
Danny: works hard and gets good results as Phantom
Damien: 🙄🥱
Danny: sets his kitchen on fire trying to microwave takeout and takes so much melatonin he accidentally overdoses and needs to be rushed to the hospital but when he wakes up he accidentally falls out of bed, rips his IV out, and bleeds on the floor for ten minutes before thinking to call someone
Damian: I need to fuck him RIGHT NOW
#dp x dc crossover#damian wayne#danny phantom#dead serious#damian wayne x danny fenton#dp x dc#batfamily#Talia and Damien have one thing in common#They both love sad#Useless#Wet cats of men
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I hope they’re siblings in every universe.
#I’ve been drawing a lot of Scott lately… I just want him to be happy…#It’s like watching a wet autistic cat whenever he’s in an issue.#art#digital artist#my art#marvel#x men#x men unlimited#cyclops#scott summers#storm#ororo munroe#x men evolution
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Wilson come get your wet cat boyfriend before I eat his ass FOR YOU
#house md#dilfsource#hatecrimes md#i love pathetic men#greg house#gregory house#someone help#james wilson#Mhhh..men that look like wet cats save me..#dr house#doctor house
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fans when first introduced to gwen: omg it's a bouchard! girlboss! go get that promotion! i hope she pipe murders someone brutally!!
fans after listening to ep 10 and 11: oh.. oh no... someone rescue gwen please, get this poor girl out of the mess she got herself in
#she's so pathetic i love her#enough of cringy wet cat men it's time for cringy wet cat women#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp ep 10#tmagp ep 11#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen bouchard#tmagp gwen#tmagp gwendolyn#tmagp posting#tmagp podcast#magnus protocol#tmagp shitpost
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Finally got around to drawing these two idiots
Two bonuses from doodle boards:
#myart#chainshipping#saw#saw franchise#saw movies#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#adam saw#lawrence gordon#lawrence saw#saw 2004#saw 3d#I Dunno if u guys can tell but!!! I got a new art program and i messed around ALOT with the features w the painting#Best way to commemorate a new art program is with chainshipping ig 🫶#I love pathetic wet cat middle aged men yaoi#P.S. if anyone can guess the reference I made w adams look…. i love u#Im so glad i actually finished this before pride month ends 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#Can anyone tell that I like lawrence can anymone tell i like him a lot ca#original idea came from a literal dream where it was just Saw 3d but Adam kicked ass
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I hate him (affectionately).
#my art#illustration#digital art#artists on tumblr#dc fanart#comic books#comics#the riddler#edward nygma#let him insult me#arkham asylum games#arkham riddler#where are those fucking trophies#god damn riddler#I hate him affectionately#riddler sketches#sketches#pathetic men#wet cat of a man
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Bucky textposts pt 3
#incorrect quotes#bucky barnes#winter soldier#text post#steve rogers#sam wilson#sambucky#stucky#pathetic men#He's such a wet cat
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I love scarian a lot but I also have to acknowledge how abnormal grian is abt that mustache
#art#hermitcraft#trafficblr#hermitshipping#life series#grian#scar#goodtimeswithscar#scarian#mumbo jumbo#grumbo#<- implied#listen they may have been soulmates but mumbojumbo is mumbojumbo#But grian loves sad wet cats of men#shitpost#my solution is also polyamory btw
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every time someone reduces audio drama as a medium to “horror podcasts about sad wet cat man,” an angel loses its wings
#i know we love our eye imagery jokes#and our sad wet cat men#but yall we don’t need to reduce an indie medium down to the only part of it you’ve experienced
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kinda obsessed with the height difference between edwin and monty and the cat king, edwin being so much taller than them and them just constantly looking up at him like
#charles almost manages to do the same thing despite being relatively the same height as edwin#edwin just has some sort of aura that turns the men around him into the 🥺 emoji#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#monty the crow#the cat king#edwin is so much stronger than me bc if a man looked up up me like that with his big sad wet pathetic eyes i would simply fold and go#whatever you say gorgus
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the fact that we never actually got to see kuboyasu interact with saiki in gym class is such a crime
hes like the most perceptive of the group so it wouldve been so fun to see how kusuo would hide his powers around him
i kinda wouldve loved to see them flesh out the "shadow leader" bit a little more instead of just forgetting about it lmao, yasu being sorta like hairo and thinking saiki has hidden power or something
#ik a lot of people have said that aren doesnt think that anymore#and maybe i need to reread ?? cuz im unsure but i dont thinkkk thats ever said or alluded to#so i want to see him either going crazy trying to observe saiki and figure out wtf is up#and/or him slowly losing interest because saiki is clearly just an wet cat boy with autism charm#that woudlve been sooooo funnyyyyy#side note kokomi is also very perceptive but very stupid when it comes to specifically saiki#because he defies everything she knows about men#aren is just as silly as the rest of the group but i dont think he has the same foggy perception of people so#yea idk#this just made me think of that cuz i think they would make a really good team#teruhashi and kuboyasu AND saiki ?? unstoppable#ok done yapping bai#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#kuboyasu aren#meows post
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Gwen basically following the same trajectory as Jon mmmmmm yes I love it. Ruin your life babygirl I want to see what happens
#area bisexual wants to hear both men & women be miserable wet cat failures#flowers listens to tmagp#tmagp#the magnus protocol#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen bouchard#Jonathan sims
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the total drama bug has bit me ACK… heres sum guys iguess
#oh btw hi total drama fandom#just gonna leave these sopping wet cats onto ur doorstep#ngl the campers’ designs r fun to draw#dooble moment#total drama#total drama fanart#td harold#td noah#my art#also if ur gonna follow me for total drama fanart ur gonna be disappointed bc i usually do mr men fanart lmao#but if you like my art regardless hi hello you deserve the world <333
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That Moment when ur ex-teammate won’t stop biting ur ankles
Idk lol I don’t have much at the moment so here’s a silly image I made a few days ago.
Inspired by this silly Panel I found funny
#wolverine#sabertooth#marvel#Logan#logan howlett#victor creed#x men#redraw#picks up Logan like a wet cat#affectionately 💕#I’m in my marvel phase again and this time swinging#i love these silly guys#so much#you have no idea#idk where the panel is from but out of context it’s so silly
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This is a crucial question.
#wet cat#wet cat energy#arthur#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#malevolent#malevolent podcast#jonathan sims#jon magnus archives#jon sims#jon sims magnus archive#magnus archives#the magnus archive#the magnus archives#podcast#horror podcast#pathetic wet cat#men#questions#this needs to be taken 100% srsly#malevpod#tma#tma podcast#the magpod#pod is a silly word
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Phileas Fogg, my beloved sad, broken, wet cat man
#david tennant#david tennant in chairs#not technically a chair#legs for days#just like all the limbs#phileas fogg#phileas my beloved#he's so thoroughly broken here#but still beautiful#after all david is an expert at being pretty while sad#sad wet cat men are one of my favorite flavors#around the world in 80 days#atwi80d#i can put a smile back on his face
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