#Wednesday rant

[swampthing07-willwood]

[this-is-my-private-life]

This is how I imagined Will writing the 'Wednesday Rant'.

[hislittleraincloud]

Fucking Hell, I mention W🤮y🤮l🤮e🤮r once in the Yoko post and all of a sudden I'm getting that 💩 all over my feed, so I guess it's time for another Fuck that Monster.

ETA: Even the "romantic candles" during the date weren't Tyler's. They were Laurel's, and she moved them to where they needed to be for the Zombie Crackstone Ritual ambiance.

Every...single...thing...he did, he did for Laurel. Hell, even the ill-fated Legally Blonde date was forced at the point that it was because Tyler now knew for certain that Wednesday had Faulkner's Diary--something that Laurel was looking to get her hands on in Episode 3--so he had to have reason to separate her from it to give Laurel enough time to go get it a la Ginny fucking Weasley trashing Harry's room in Chamber of Secrets. (I need to make a Fuck those Writers series, especially since Faulkner's Diary is nothing more than Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them....)

"Hermione, the diary isn't the only thing that was stolen from me..."

I just want gen Wednesday gifsets and posts, but that can't even happen here because if I do any type of search in the tags, I get drowned in /Tyler and /Sinclair stuff. But there are better things for me to whine about, so...

I get it, there is a desperate need to pair Wednesday with the 'obvious' (either the barista or the roommate), but I s2g, none of that makes a concerted effort to understand an adolescent whose mind really is, in some ways, more emotionally mature for her age. And fuck the writers for making her flip at the end of Ep 7 towards this guy who she worked so hard to say NO to throughout the previous six episodes.

As for Tyler's 'feelings' he may have developed, it's the inversion of Stockholm Syndrome called Lima Syndrome.

All of which vanished the minute he called her a cockroach and tried to kill her in the Dark Forest forest around Nevermore.

Fuck that monster. 💩✨

[quaintrelledragicorn]

Wednesday represented oddballs with morbid sense of humour and severely misunderstood loners, who were outcasted. Now, Wednesday-inspired fashion, dances, and humour are taking over tiktok and in real life.  It’s infuriating to see those who bullied the “oddballs” currently trying to become one because it’s trending. However, they will never genuinely achieve what makes us odd. We were born with morbid sense of humour intact before the world shaped us into who we are today.   On a positive note, seeing how popular this show is means there may be another season.  - Quaintrelle Dragicorn 

[heaven-sent-hell-bent]

When I saw “Hyde” in this I died inside as a HUGE Jekyll & Hyde fan like that did Hyde SO dirty what was THAT???? Like you’re telling me you had to make a Scooby Doo live action monster so you couldn’t make just an ordinary man??? The whole like horror of Hyde just being a man (in my opinion) is that people where like “damn he’s ugly” but that’s it. So there could be “Hyde’s” out there that you think of something but you don’t like run away because he looks like a monster it’s that he is a monster but through his actions, not looks. Also the fact that Tylor (idc about his name ngl) actually TOUCHED “Hyde” and Wednesday saw it, so it wasn’t in his mind. Honestly I still believe Wednesday’s “””Hyde”””” is by far the weakest verion of him. That’s honestly the biggest thing other than Wednesday herself that made me PISSED.

wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and "outcast" groups who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation anyway let me know your thoughts in the poll below

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Closeted Harry coming out to Ron after his breakup with Ginny and Ron just being like, “cool just don’t date one of my brothers”

Fred and George freezing and looking at Harry with nothing but absolute delight at the potential mischief.

Harry making eye contact with them, immediately understanding their intentions, and winking as he puts a finger to his lips, shushing them.

Ron following Harry’s line of sight and screaming “NO. NO. FUCK NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.”

Harry and the twins platonically flirting in the most obnoxious ways imaginable.

Harry showing up to breakfast in the Great Hall late with a different twins sweater on, looking debauched. One or even both the twins give him a salacious once over. Ron wants to sink into the floor and die.

Ron eventually gets used to this but absolutely loses it when the rest of his brothers send him their sweaters and flirt with him at the Burrow.

The Weasley boys sending flirty howlers to Harry just to send Ron spiraling.

Ron being so relieved when Harry dates literally anyone who isn’t one of his older brothers.

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday “I wore the snood, I take the murder board down, I solve the mystery, I keep you safe! What did I do wrong!” Addams

And Enid “SOLVING A MURDER ISNT A DATE, ESPECIALLY IF YOU BRING A BOY” Sinclair

[makeyouminemp3]

this is actually canon to me cause i said so

[rachelsfav-queer]

Rewatching Wenclair- I mean Wednesday, it’s so fucking impossible to deny that there isn’t SO MUCH chemistry and tension between Wednesday and Enid.

Like I genuinely don’t get how people can be like “wenclair shippers need to calm down” when these two were practically confessing their love for each other in every damn scene they talked to each other in. That’s not even mentioning the constant visual imagery, literally shots chosen specifically to show off their relationship to each other, and the fact that their individual character arcs literally mirror each other. Even down to the soundtracks, Enid is literally choreographed into being Wednesday’s foil.

And then there’s practically the whole damn cast shipping them together, like it’s so damn obvious, you’re being willfully obtuse and ignorant by trying to deny them. Wednesday certainly has more chemistry with her than she does with the whole love triangle bs. LITERALLY THE TWO LOVE INTERESTS AREN’T EVEN CLOSE TO HAVING THE LEVEL OF CHEMISTRY WITH WEDNESDAY THAT ENID HAS.

Like it boggles my mind, legitimately.

[ateawithoney]

source: dailywencIair on twt

I think about this a lot.

How Enid puts SO MUCH effort into trying to befriend Wednesday (this scene, the snoods, attempting to shop with Wednesday for a dress) that's why their "breakup" scene hits so hard. Cause Enid HAS been trying and constantly gets shut down by Wednesday.

Enid always respects this decision of course but that doesn't mean it's not still tedious to have your (self-proclaimed) "best friend" not really make an attempt to hang out or get to know you.

That's why she's so happy when Wednesday invites her for a girls night out 🥲

So when Enid has had enough, she leaves. And Wednesday wasn't expecting this AT ALL. She just thought she'd always be there but Enid as a person is not a pushover. She knows her worth (she struggles with it but she knows at the end of the day she is worthy of good). So when she's disrespected and hurt by Wednesday's actions she'd rather get away from it than continue to let herself be hurt by her. (good on Enid for that btw 💪 know your self-worth)

Wednesday then has to sit with that realization and it genuinely hurts her. She has to deal with this loss and the consequences of her actions, and for once, "it doesn't feel good." (ep6) Which is why it's an amazing showcase that is detrimental to her character development.

To Enid's as well but moreso Wednesday for the fact, the show is about her 💀 but we do still get a really interesting moment of Enid's character development.

Enid did feel bad for what happened as she comes to understand their friendship isn't worth losing over this quarrel. Plus, she's tired of letting others defining her worth (again Enid knows she deserves better but she does struggle with it because of her mom)

So that moment where she confronts Wednesday to tell her she's no longer going to apologize for being herself is really great for her own growth :)

The "breakup" & reconciliation moment is just really pivotal in steering both girls in the right direction for their respective arcs and in intertwining the two together to really build on the foundation of their friendship…into a romance >:)) that's why we have the great makings of a slow burn hehe (and don't get me started on the hug scene 🤭)

hi, I went on a long tangent but can you tell i like wenclair and think about them a normal amount 🫶

[bchemiqn]

!!! Wednesday spoilers !!!

this is why i like wenclair (Wednesday x Enid) way more. Enid doesn’t treat Wednesday any different just because she doesn’t like touching, bright colors (even though Enid is a very touchy person and is literally a walking sunshine) or any of her other quirks. She doesn’t really push Wednesday to do things she doesn’t want to (Enid asks her if Wednesday wants to hang out, Wednesday says it interferes with her scheduled writing time, Enid doesn’t push!)

With Xavier and Tyler I always had a feeling they expected Wednesday to change to fit into their perspective of her and when she didn’t and literally did what she warned them she would do, they’re shocked! Enid never forced or pushed Wednesday to change who she is.

Okay, one of the reasons the emotional boyfriend shit isn’t resonating with me in Wednesday is because it’s really smacks of how autistic people get treated/spoken to by “normies”. I’ve spent my whole life being told I’m not having the correct emotional responses to people and stimuli and not understanding why people said or did the things they said and did to me (even when they seemed to genuinely like me!)

Oddly enough, I resonate with that part of the plot though. When Wednesday told that one guy it’s not her fault she can’t figure out his emotional Morse code, I felt that shit. I’m a grown ass woman but she just described my whole social existence!

[barblaz-arts]

Wednesday probably wouldn’t think much of Vaggie until she learns she was a fallen exorcist… At which point she would be VERY interested in the angelic spear she carries and try to find out where she could find more 👀👀👀🗡️🗡️🗡️

Carmilla: (is holding Wednesday by the collar like an unruly cat after thwarting her attempt to snag some angel blades) This yours?

Vaggie: I'm so sorry.

[itzyyyyyydaaaaaa]

Tara…Carpenter??

who here…who here is in love with Jenna Ortega or Tara Carpenter?

anyone..??

[vampimull3t]

they've contaminated my brain

[shutthehelluplittleman]

Lets talk about why Netflix is horrible and I hate them and they do nothing good and they are pathetic queerbaters who need to pray on the queer person's need and yearning for representation that is good but people are like, "no, they made heartstopper, so..."

It happened in Voltron, Wednesday, Outer Banks, Stranger Things, and the like. Just because one show that they make is queer positive and has good representation for not just queer themes but also mental heath themes does not overwrite the history of them continuously queer baiting their audience.

And I know they do it maliciously.

Recently, TikTok has said the creators of Voltron came out and made a statement about Klance [though all I could find was rumors and nothing concrete, so take this with a grain of salt]: "If we would have continued voltron, Keith and Lance would have ended up together." I personally doubt that. I really do. Because I belive Netflix, wouldn't let that happen.

Sonic Prime is another good example of this, it uses the want and need for Sonadow to be cannon again that they use that potential dynamic to get queer [and autistic] audiences to engage further with the media.

Outer Banks is also a really bad offender with this. Pope and JJ have more chemistry than ANYONE else in the show. Pope has kissed JJ neck, JJ has kissed Pope's face, Pope hugs JJ like he would disappear if he let go. JJ is more physically comfortable with Pope than he is with the woman he supposedly loves. HE has told Pope that he loves him more than three separate times. Once, JJ says "I love you both" to both Pope and John B, THEN HE EXPLICITLY SAYS "I love you Pope."

JJ took the fall and got arrested just to keep Pope out of trouble. "I can't let you take the fall for something I did." He didn't do it. It was Pope.

And he only does this, FOR POPE.

"I just want to make sure everyone here is prepared to go to federal prison."

"Yeah, for Pope, I am." [Paraphrasing]

For POPE.

Not for John B, his best friend since 3rd grade, or Kie, his literally ROMANTIC INTEREST. It is for Pope. JJ is always the first to defend Pope to EVERYONE, He stands up for Pope, he puts his life on the line for Pope. HE LOVES POPE.

Like, hey, sorry to my purely platonic homies, I will never ONCE look at you like that.

JJ is so much more physically comfortable with Pope.

They make me physically ill.

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