#Walden Farms

[rainyfestivalsweets]

4/10/24

Read the first chapter of the book for my new class. Holy shit. Very heavy. Neuroscience n shit.

Food today:

I feel good about these choices- cucumber, eggs, buffalo ranch salad, shrimp alfredo, turkey sausage, strawberries n yogurt.

Worked about 10 hours. Read that chapter. I am toast.

[thearsonistofarland]

I’ve never seen the Walten Files is this anything

[capriciouscaprine]

quick walden farms product review:

the 'raspberry spread' is absolutely not worth the money; it tastes like watered down jello except worse; it's like someone turned pure sugar water into gelatin and then set it next to a pint of raspberries for a bit before putting it in a jar and shipping it

I guess the good news is that it was so bad I ended up throwing away the slice of toast I put it on???

I spent over $14 on a jar of it and I wish I could get a refund; save yourselves and don't waste your money on trying it

[bluepoodle7]

#WaldenFarms #WaldenFarmsPancakeSyrup #ZeroCaloriePancakeSyrupReview

This is part 2 of the Walden Farms Pancake Syrup and these are the rest of the images.

Part 1

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[bitchcake]

CUMMING

[thenaturalfoodstore]

Natural Food Store Delights: Walden Farms Sauces in Canada

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[fyeahljoe]

Walden Farms Dressing Review

[thegloomybat]

Zero

I have sooo many low calorie food brands, but time for a ZERO calorie edition

Idk how i NEVER see posts about walden farms, they literally have almost EVERYTHINGG FOR ZERO CALS!!! BUT, be wary bc some of their stuff aren’t that tasty. I’ve tried the honey dijon dressing, which i’ve never even tried the normal ones and it was actually super good! I didn’t like the ranch dressing. I also tried the chipotle ranch one it was also good! Again BUT, one of the ingredients i found in those is titanium dioxide, which can cause cancer. Obviously i feel like that’s in insaneee amounts, so moderation is key🤷‍♀️ i’ve also tried their coffee creamers, chocolate, pumpkin spice, hazelnut, peppermint mocha, vanilla, and lemme just say at first i was kinda like yikes… but then i got used to it and its actually super good! I would recommend to only use a little cuz i accidentally put a lot one time and it was just WAY too much. Again, moderation. I haven’t tried any other products that i can remember so lmk if you guys try any of them!! Btw these only show the categories there are so many varieties.

Syrup, i haven’t used this and it’s just a tad pricey, but looks good and i would like to try for my coffee! If i get this i’ll do a lil review.

I LOVEEEE chai lattes but they are SO calorie dense. This one is 0!!! And it’s honestly pretty sweet for me, for it being sugar free. Like its the perfect amount. Idk, sugar free items taste exactly the same or even better than the original personally, and feels better bc if i eat any sugar i feel so gross. Maybe i’ve just gotten used to it or something but yeah

Last but not least the classic ol’ diet coke. So yummy keeps you full for a while/curbs appetite and tastes the same if not better than the original. Again, i normally prefer sugar free stuff bc it tastes better in my opinion, it doesn’t taste any different or worse. And normal coca cola has like 30g of sugar that is CRAZY. Also way too many cals.

Again, i found all of these items on the walmart WEBSITE, including a lot of the walden farms products. But some may charge shipping so maybe try finding it on amazon but keep scrolling to find the cheapest options. I <3 zero cal foods

[sgiandubh]

Dinna fash, Sassenach

Ashley Hearn's arrival aboard the HMS Sassenach...

... has immediately been met with an expert smirk across the street:

I was not really surprised. The blogger could not help herself (she rarely does). She had to weigh in, with that insinuating tone that seems to be part of her personal brand. And, in line with what she consistently posted, the idea is that S, a highly functioning alcoholic in her book, thoughtlessly hired another highly functioning alcoholic, with NO credentials to boot. Plus a profiteer of sorts, right?

Perhaps that blogger wanted to be their new marketing manager and there she is, instead, somewhere farfarfar away from Walhalla. An unsung, compliment deprived and undiscovered hero without a cape? For I have no other elegant & merciful explanation for what could be logically construed as an outburst of hurt ego (we KNOW she has PROPER CREDENTIALS, she shouted it REPEATEDLY across the UNIVERSE), coupled with the usual pettiness, every single time things seem to challenge her view of reality.

Let's unpack:

Ashley has decent education credentials. I am writing this because I bet the farm many casual readers of that legit calumny ended up thinking that she had NO education at all:

A BA in Mathematics, at a good public university in Maryland. And a Master's Degree in Teacher Education and Professional Development at Walden University, a for-profit education institution based in Minnesota, most likely online.

A word about Walden University, though, simply because of the recent controversy related to it. While it is true that Walden has been forced to settle a class action outside of court ( it cost them 28.5 million dollars to do so), that lawsuit was strictly related to African-American students denouncing the lack of transparency related to the university's DBA (Doctor of Business Administration) program.

[More on the lawsuit: https://www.insidehighered.com/news/quick-takes/2024/03/29/walden-agrees-285-million-settlement-class-action-suit]

Anyways, here are her real professional credentials, carefully hidden by the blogger:

Eight years and a half consistent work experience for the US subsidiary of Mast-Jägermeister, one of the most prestigious German liquor companies, founded in 1878 (https://www.mast-jaegermeister.de/). Would anyone be such a fool as to think she'd be constantly promoted by those people just for her eyes only, especially as a complete outsider to the very closed world of spirits business?

I see a hard-working woman, with good professional skills and obvious qualities (brand loyalty, for example), given a new career opportunity she clearly thought interesting enough to make her jump onboard. And I very much prefer an honest underdog, ballsy enough to take her passion and make it happen (thanks, Flashdance!) in a cutthroat, male dominated business environment, to the many lukewarm and half-hearted executives still lingering around in so many companies around the world just for the sake of commodity, predictability and mortgage.

And I honestly wish her every success. She does not deserve this. Nobody does. Luckily for her, she couldn't care less that a Nobody with a blog tried to rain on her parade.

Interestingly enough, Norouzi was the only SS bigwig NOT to congratulate her on Insta. He didn't relay the news, he didn't even like the post, even if they mutually follow eachother (their interaction always seemed to be minimal, though). But that is another story and it is way too early to speculate.

[pixeldolly]

Walden BACC

Imogen: "There's a good boy, Merlin, into the tub! We're having guests over tonight, and you absolutely reek."

Merlin: *whine*

Imogen: "Now now, it's just a bit of soap and water!"

Merlin: *howl*

Imogen: "Hold on a second, Melissa - d'you mind giving the bathrooms an extra-thorough scrub, and maybe dust the ceilings? There's 25 simoleons in it for you!"

Melissa: "Sure thing, Mrs M! Got big plans for tonight?"

Imogen: "Oh, just my niece and her wife coming over for dinner."

Lobster bisque using freshly-caught lobster and heirloom tomatoes from the local farm, followed by nectarine tartlettes for dessert- fancy but not overly fancy.

Imogen: "Great, see you soon!"

Nothing is allowed to go wrong tonight.

[adalanaisdying]

!!! 48 cal caramel frappe !!!

!!! Ingredients !!!

1. 3 cups of ice - 0 cals

2. 1/2 cups of coffee - 0 cals

3. 1/3 cups of milk - 48 cals

4. 1/3 cups of Jordan’s Skinny Syrups Caramel Syrup - 0 cals

5. Eyeball amount/personal choice amount of Walden Farms Caramel Syrup - 0 cals

6. Splenda to taste - 0 cals

7. 2 tbsp of Walden Farms Caramel Dip - 0 cals

!!! Instructions !!!

1. Put 3 cups of ice in your blender

2. Put 1/2 cups of coffee in your blender

3. Put 1/3 cups of milk in your blender

4. Put 1/3 cups of Jordan’s Skinny Syrups Caramel Syrup in your blender

5. Put as much or little as you want of Walden Farms Caramel Syrup in your blender

6. Add some Splenda or sweetener of your choice

7. Blend, taste, and add more sweetener if you’d like. Repeat if necessary. If it’s not blending properly and gets stuck on some ice cubes, add a bit more coffee

8. Line your glass with Walden Farms Caramel Syrup for a Cali Style Starbucks look if you’d like

9. Pour your drink into your glass

10. Mix in about 2 tbsp of Walden Farms Caramel Dip for added texture and flavour

11. Enjoy!

[capriciouscaprine]

breakthrough: got hot fried chicken, Mac and cheese, and collard greens at the grocery store today along with my deranged, disordered dishes, and ...sort of? enjoyed? one drumstick and a bite or two of the mac?

can't waste food so I finished the whole thing, which was even worse as in it was okay but I was wayyy too full, and now I've finally accepted that getting fired chicken from the grocery store ISN'T enjoyable, it isn't tasty, it isn't satisfying, and I think I can fully let it go and not be tempted by it anymore

I'd already reached this point with the bakery case, where I'd walk past and just feel a bit nauseous (no upchucking here, so not a learned response just a genuine reaction to the thought of eating something from there), so it's nice to hit this point with the hot case sitting by the self checkout as well!!

in other 'news', I've order a BUNCH of Walden Farms' zero c foods including their mayo (!) and peanut butter spread (!!!); I can't wait to do a little review of each thing I got, they'll be here in about a week and I'll definitely post about them; pb has been a hard core craving of mine (salt+oil+sweet), so I'm hoping this will sate that without me consuming 100+ cs at the same time

[bluepoodle7]

#WaldenFarms #WaldenFarmsPancakeSyrup #ZeroCaloriePancakeSyrupReview

I tried the Walden Farms Pancake Syrup and it was okay.

This had a neutral maple syrup taste and not very sweet.

This syrup was more watery and liquidly in texture than thick like not real pancake maple syrup.

This had a natural maple taste but it's lightly sweet.

I would eat this if this was the last maple syrup on the shelf or if it was on sale.

I dipped these with the Jimmy Dean pancake and sausage on a stick blueberry which gave this syrup a little more sweetness.

When I microwaved these I noticed the stick broke.

Got at Kroger.

[cvntpuppy2000]

So today has been pretty fun.

I went to the store & bought all my healthy groceries and the things that Sir put on the list.

After I got back he was up and then he had me do this long process with him to get rid of all my body hair. He says he loves my facial hair so I can keep it. I have a mustache and I keep stubble so he likes that but he said all my body hair needed to go.

So this process is like using trimmers first to shave everything down and then put on cream remover and then shaving and then shaving some more and he did part of it but he let me shave my own ballsack.

It seemed to take forever but then I saw it only took us half an hour and when I saw myself in the mirror it was a shock. But I admit part of it made me horny realize I have no body hair now and he does. Like I guess it should be?

I don’t know. I think a lot of tops love hairy subs and bottoms.

But not Sir. He shaved around my hole and that was the most intimate part I think.

After that, he had scrubbed me and kept finding little hairs to shave off.

Then we had a snack. I made him bagels and cream cheese and I was allowed to have a bowl of fruit and some Greek yogurt.

I cleaned up and then he drove me to the tanning salon and worked with the really nice girl working there to make a membership for me to get spray tans. The girl said we should wait 24 hours after hair removal and scrubbing in the future before the tan.

And she said it was ok if he went into the little booth with me. He said I get “scared easily” and I was his boyfriend. Omg.

Inside he had me take off everything and we prepped the way the girl showed us and used the lotion she recommended and Sir bought. Sir had me put on a black thong but took off the elastic chastity cage strap.

So I had never done it before and it was kind of fun honestly.

I am now “tanned” all over except I am pale where the thong was which Sir said is very hot to him.

So now I am caged, collared, body hair-less, blonded and tanned.

When he got home he was so turned on he went and got a very small butt plug and told me I have to start plugging my “pussy” for him.

He lubed it and put it in as I bent over and it’s still in. It’s been in about two hours now, he says I can’t take it out until he lets me.

And now I guess I’m doing some chores but also playing on my phone, he’s been doing other things but every time he passes me he slaps my ass hard or says what a hot faggot he’s made me, or he grabs my hips and pretends he’s fucking me doggy style which presses on the plug in my hole.

Oh I guess we did have lunch. He had me make him a big sandwich and he had chips and I had a salad with grilled chicken and some Walden Farms dressing which was way too sweet lol.

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 3950

two spoonfuls of Walden Farms 0cal blueberry syrup and four cigarettes