#Wake Up Murder
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shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history
#BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES#PLEASE tell me about vintage female detectives and their wives so i can make a lesbian version that includes velma and daphne#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#hercule poirot#arthur hastings#poirot x hastings#agatha christie#arthur conan doyle#knives out#glass onion#benoit blanc#wake up dead man#rian johnson#murder mystery
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The Murder Husbands except they're Domestic Husbands headcanon:
They leave passive aggressive messages to each other with alphabet fridge magnets when they're mad :3
#will waking up covered in sweat to write this on the fridge then going for a run at the asscrack of dawn#murder husbands#hannigram#will graham#will grahams sass#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal shitpost#hannibal fancomic
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on twitter, a viral thread started where people around the world shared their translations of “If I must die”, the last work of Dr Refaat Alareer also known as "the voice of Gaza". A beloved poet, teacher and life-long activist for Palestine, he was recently assassinated along with members of his extended family by a targeted Israeli air strike. His loss leaves a hole in the heart of palestinians all over the world.
Below the cut, I’ll be posting the translations of his poem, with links to the original posts. Unfortunately, tumblr limits posts to a maximum of 30 images. I will update when I can.
Arabic (Refaat’s mother tongue)
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2. Spanish
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3. Irish
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4. Dutch
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5. Greek
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6. German
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7. Vietnamese
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8. Tagalog
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9. Serbian
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10. Japanese
and the traditional japanese calligraphy version
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11. Nepali
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12. Tamil
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13. Bosnian
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14. Indonesian
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15. Romanian
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16. Italian
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17. Albanian
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18. Urdu
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19. Turkish
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20. Polish
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21. Norwegian
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22. Galician
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23. Swedish
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24. Jawi
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25. Bengali
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26. Russian
#probably one of the most beautiful threads to ever grace twitter's rotten husk of a platform#i really earnestly almost cried#when people say the world stands with palestine#they mean they speak with palestine as well#israel murders palestinian poets to silence their voice. their culture. their lifeblood#in response the world amplifies his voice tenfold#but what a loss#what an unforgivable loss#i hope it is some consolation to those who loved refaat that his words are now immortalised in languages all over the world#that he has united so many people in their pursuit of palestinian freedom#please please please feel free to add your own translations onto the post in reblogs#i just havent seen anything about this thread on tumblr yet#im just the messenger#palestine will be free#the words of refaat alareer will be immortalised#and his students will carry on his legacy#ah but it is almost 5am and i havent slept#when i wake up i will add more#free palestine#israel#refaat alareer#rest in peace
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Au @indigo-constellation and i were talking about where Daniil is hbomberguy
#eva is his editor and roommate#guys thisnis so silly but i had so much fun with it#to be clear he has not met artemy prior to making this video#so artemy accused of murder just wakes up and sees some fucking guy#has argued for EIGHT HOURS for his innocence#he isnt sure wtf to do with that#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara pathologic#burakhovsky#pathologic 2
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No because having a serial killer think you'd be a better house pet than a victim. Taking you home to his serial killer buddy who cannot believe he would bring home a stray, what a fucking soft hearted idiot but whatever, you're the one looking after it. First one (let's be real, it's Gaz) being so nice to you, just wants to pamper you and take care of you after coming home from a long weekend of stalking, torturing and murdering a girl who looks suspiciously like you.
Second guy is HORRID. Smacks you about, tests out knives on you, ties you up and throws you in a cage when Gaz is out because he doesn't want to hear a fucking peep from you. Makes you clean his skull mask when it's splattered in blood and viscera (since you arrived he seems to be going out of his way to make sure to get it as gorey as possible, gets his face right up close to his victims). Doesn't bother learning your name, just calls you the name of whichever victim he is stalking that week. Although it should be noted that Gaz in bloodlust after a particularly delightful kill did fantasize about killing you to Ghost and Ghost is the one that said no and got him calmed down before they got home to you.
#mhairidrabbles#Noel wake up already I've got serial killer brain#idk obsession to the point of 'I want to murder you' and twisted love meaning 'but I want you alive to play with'
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smooch smooch
#nuzi nation wake UP#murder drones#md#md fanart#murder drones fanart#uzi doorman#n murder drones#serial designation n#n x uzi#nuzi#my art#fanart
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a day by gut check rock
#legend of zelda#loz#linked universe#lu#lu warriors#lu wild#lu time#lu sky#lu twilight#lu wind#lu legend#lu four#lu hyrule#i know this will be lost in tags but for context#sky and time both did the gut check rock challenge#successfully!#but it was a cost for time LOL#wild is handing him a stamina elixir#and four didn't wanna take off his clothes#so wild gave him the sapphire circlet#i think that's about it#ledge will try to murder wind and four when he wakes up#hyrule is attempting to boil himself like a frog#the usual
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Me when the horror tragedy podcast I started listening to, knowing it was a horror tragedy podcast, is horrifying and tragic:
#TIM NO!!! MY BABY#HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BOY#Peter stay away from Martin he’s gone through enough#also Melanie I know you can’t murder Elias but could we maybe compromise and you stab Peter instead#and Jon you better wake up#tim stoker#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#melanie king#elias bouchard#peter lukas#daisy tonner#basira hussain#jon sims#the magnus archives#tma#tma s3#tma season three#tma s3 spoilers
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bernard walking into tim's kitchen and touching the counter the way someone in the future would touch the ground of an abandoned nuclear waste site: something terrible happened here
#bernard is so dramatic about tim's kitchen#tim huffing: my kitchen is perfectly usable!#bernard whirling around: you put evidence from a murder in the gps oven to track the offenders! it's like you've never heard of food safety#tim waking up hans tied tied behind his back: what? where am i?#bernard loading up his 500 slide powerpoint: welcome to food safety 101 tim. there will be a test at the end. i do Not grade on a curve.#timbern#timber#dc#tim drake#bernard dowd#1k
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Plot twist, Sokka and Zuko actually get together because there’s a spider in Sokka’s room so he absolutely can not go back in there now, the whole room needs to be burnt down. Now he has to sleep in Zuko’s room. With him. In his bed even. There is no other option.
There absolutely are other options
#Zuko wakes up ready to kill somebody in the dead of night because he hears Sokka screaming like an axe murderer had come to end him#there might not have been an axe murderer coming to kill sokka but Zuko will definitely finish the job if the screaming continues#there was only one bed trope but there actually are two beds#one is just infected by a spider#sokka was so terrified of creepy crawlers in canon he has to be the biggest arachnophobe#broadcasted live from the floor in my dining room where I have been sleeping because there were too many bugs in my bedroom#gotta cope some how#*projection*#zukka#sokka#zuko#atla#sokka x zuko#zuko x sokka#my post#headcanons and stuff#zukka headcanons
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Normal Sephiroth Fans:
Omg what a cool badass villain and so attractive! 🤪
Tumblr Sephiroth Fans:
#EVERY DAY I WAKE UP#AND TUMBLR IS STILL THE SAME ABOUT CATS#EVEN WHEN THEY ARE FF7 SUPERVILLAINS#anyway yes#our favorite murder cat#you guys get it#sephiroth#ff7
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CHILDREN OF BHAAL
I adore the vibe of redeemed durge your sister killed your mind and took your place - it was the greatest gift she ever gave you
#orin the red#baldur's gate 3#bg3 orin#the dark urge#cant stop thinking about orin#myart#durge vaye#still deciding what kind of c section scar to give vaye#went with a vertical scar for this one#the lore for vaye is that he got pretty far into his life as baahls chosen as far as milestones are concerned#became unholy assassin almost finished those plans to take over the world had a kid for sacrifice/back up bhaalspawn purposes ect#& was daddy's perfect little murder baby <3 until the lobotomy ofc#then only with memory loss was there was enough distance for him to actually face how fucked the whole situation#btw Orin did Vaye's top surgery c-section and lobotomy <3#thats his whole medical team right there#when you wake up with no memory all you have is your body for evidence so i really leaned into that for vaye's scars#I gave him vash the stampede level scars lol#he wakes up knows 4 things: that hes been through metaphorical hell and survived that someone did a choppy job on his top surgery#that at one point he decided face + eye tattoos would be his thing and that hes had a child#Im debating whether or not Orin would outright kill the kid or if shed keep the kid around until theyre old enough to face her in a duel#Leaning towards the second#that means while vaye is wondering around faerun that kid is having arts and crafts time with auntie orin! (oh no oh no oh no)
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What would Absolute Solver Emily look like? Would her glasses also have the creepy glowy effect from anime?
I drew some possible concepts from my perspective
First one is supposed to be spider-like, just cause I thought it would be fun having her be spider-like, there's no more thought behind it.
Second resembles a mantis and was suggested by @diorysuss
Her glasses would for sure have that anime glow effect for no reason whatsoever, she couldn't even get rid of it unless her glasses were knocked off of her face
#murder drones#murder drones fandom#emily murder drones#absolute solver#Murder Drones: Absolute Bullshit#EMILY MURDER DRONES ENJOYERS WAKE UP
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Like mother like daughter, amirite? (companion piece to this)
#velvet attempts art#murder drones#nori doorman#murder drones fanart#murder drones nori#this is going up shortly before i crash for the night and the finale releases shortly before i wake up#i am not ready :]
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EVAN PETERS AT THE VANITY FAIR OSCARS AFTER PARTY
#HAPPENINF AS WE SPEAK#GUYS WAKE UP#evan peters#evan peters fandom#ahs fandom#american horror story#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#james patrick march#kai anderson#tate langdon fanfic#evan peters fanfic#ahs cult#ahs coven#ahs hotel#ahs murder house#girlblogging#girlblogger
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human daniel finally convincing armand to stay and sleep in bed with him, and when daniel wakes up randomly in the middle of the night (day) armand is fast asleep clinging to him like a koala and it's very endearing but also daniel's arm is numb and he needs to piss and he can't do anything about either of these things because apparently vampires sleep like a log when they feel completely safe and supernatural strength means it's basically impossible for daniel to move him. so he's just trapped there until either he falls asleep again or armand wakes up, weighing up the pros and cons of this specific sleeping situation
#waking up next to a silent unmoving stone still cold corpse and going awwwww 🥰 before he realises he cant get out of bed now#inevitably leads to a “if i was a vampire that wouldn't have happened” conversation at some point#which ends with “if you ever want me to stay the night again you'll shut up right now”#in retrospect daniel loves it that armand felt safe enough to properly sleep next to him#(he hasn't unpacked the thought that he's been comfortable sleeping near a dangerous predator who could murder him whenever for ages now)#iwtvposting#devil's minion
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