#Wake Up Murder
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shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history
#BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES#PLEASE tell me about vintage female detectives and their wives so i can make a lesbian version that includes velma and daphne#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#hercule poirot#arthur hastings#poirot x hastings#agatha christie#arthur conan doyle#knives out#glass onion#benoit blanc#wake up dead man#rian johnson#murder mystery
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The Murder Husbands except they're Domestic Husbands headcanon:
They leave passive aggressive messages to each other with alphabet fridge magnets when they're mad :3
#will waking up covered in sweat to write this on the fridge then going for a run at the asscrack of dawn#murder husbands#hannigram#will graham#will grahams sass#hannibal lecter#hannibal#hannibal shitpost#hannibal fancomic
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Oh my god it's so embarrassing how that danisnotonfire guy shows up to like every amazingphil show and meet and greet... like calm down dude he's not gonna fuck you
#dnp#lou is loud#phan#dan and phil#credit to my bestie for this joke ^-^#she's so funnyyyyy#she makes me laugh every day even when I wake up feeling like committing a murder 🥺
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on twitter, a viral thread started where people around the world shared their translations of “If I must die”, the last work of Dr Refaat Alareer also known as "the voice of Gaza". A beloved poet, teacher and life-long activist for Palestine, he was recently assassinated along with members of his extended family by a targeted Israeli air strike. His loss leaves a hole in the heart of palestinians all over the world.
Below the cut, I’ll be posting the translations of his poem, with links to the original posts. Unfortunately, tumblr limits posts to a maximum of 30 images. I will update when I can.
Arabic (Refaat’s mother tongue)
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2. Spanish
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3. Irish
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4. Dutch
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5. Greek
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6. German
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7. Vietnamese
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8. Tagalog
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9. Serbian
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10. Japanese
and the traditional japanese calligraphy version
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11. Nepali
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12. Tamil
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13. Bosnian
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14. Indonesian
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15. Romanian
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16. Italian
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17. Albanian
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18. Urdu
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19. Turkish
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20. Polish
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21. Norwegian
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22. Galician
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23. Swedish
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24. Jawi
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25. Bengali
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26. Russian
#probably one of the most beautiful threads to ever grace twitter's rotten husk of a platform#i really earnestly almost cried#when people say the world stands with palestine#they mean they speak with palestine as well#israel murders palestinian poets to silence their voice. their culture. their lifeblood#in response the world amplifies his voice tenfold#but what a loss#what an unforgivable loss#i hope it is some consolation to those who loved refaat that his words are now immortalised in languages all over the world#that he has united so many people in their pursuit of palestinian freedom#please please please feel free to add your own translations onto the post in reblogs#i just havent seen anything about this thread on tumblr yet#im just the messenger#palestine will be free#the words of refaat alareer will be immortalised#and his students will carry on his legacy#ah but it is almost 5am and i havent slept#when i wake up i will add more#free palestine#israel#refaat alareer#rest in peace
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the baby is grumpy
#digital art#fanart#murder drones#murder drones fanart#photos taken moments before an infant wakes their parents up at 3 in the morning
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Au @indigo-constellation and i were talking about where Daniil is hbomberguy
#eva is his editor and roommate#guys thisnis so silly but i had so much fun with it#to be clear he has not met artemy prior to making this video#so artemy accused of murder just wakes up and sees some fucking guy#has argued for EIGHT HOURS for his innocence#he isnt sure wtf to do with that#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara pathologic#burakhovsky#pathologic 2
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No because having a serial killer think you'd be a better house pet than a victim. Taking you home to his serial killer buddy who cannot believe he would bring home a stray, what a fucking soft hearted idiot but whatever, you're the one looking after it. First one (let's be real, it's Gaz) being so nice to you, just wants to pamper you and take care of you after coming home from a long weekend of stalking, torturing and murdering a girl who looks suspiciously like you.
Second guy is HORRID. Smacks you about, tests out knives on you, ties you up and throws you in a cage when Gaz is out because he doesn't want to hear a fucking peep from you. Makes you clean his skull mask when it's splattered in blood and viscera (since you arrived he seems to be going out of his way to make sure to get it as gorey as possible, gets his face right up close to his victims). Doesn't bother learning your name, just calls you the name of whichever victim he is stalking that week. Although it should be noted that Gaz in bloodlust after a particularly delightful kill did fantasize about killing you to Ghost and Ghost is the one that said no and got him calmed down before they got home to you.
#mhairidrabbles#Noel wake up already I've got serial killer brain#idk obsession to the point of 'I want to murder you' and twisted love meaning 'but I want you alive to play with'
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smooch smooch
#nuzi nation wake UP#murder drones#md#md fanart#murder drones fanart#uzi doorman#n murder drones#serial designation n#n x uzi#nuzi#my art#fanart
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morning routines ft. the firstborn sons and their parents (who turned out WAY more lovey dovey than i intended omg)... i was inspired by this cute art from @/Worvies on twitter and decided to use it as a chance to draw how locked in i think they'd be when it comes to getting ready in the morning HAHAHA
in terms of who wakes up earliest to latest i think it'd go: fingolfin -> finrod -> nerdanel -> earwen -> feanor -> maedhros -> anaire -> fingon -> finarfin !!! i also never thought abt it before but. elves with makeup!!! i wonder what the various trends in valinor would be and how long theyd last....
#silmarillion#maedhros#fingon#finrod#silm art#silm#i think the most fun part of this was drawing all the bedheads.... pray for maedhros he definitely gets it from his mom#fingon slaps on moisturising day cream and calls it a day while finrod has a 1000 step beauty routine he wakes up at 4am for#dont mind finarfin everyone thats just the future high king doing future high king things#nerdanel lets feanor borrow her as a charging pack every morning in the hopes that itll chase away his murderous post-waking look#also didnt realise this sooner but the finished panels for finarfin and earwen look like a matching couples icon set HAHAHA#feanor#fingolfin#finarfin#nerdanel#anaire#earwen#the silmarillion#noldor#elves#feanorians#silmart#keeping up with the karfinweans#tolkien fanart#lotr elves#house of feanor#house of finwe#house of fingolfin#house of finarfin#morning routine
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a day by gut check rock
#legend of zelda#loz#linked universe#lu#lu warriors#lu wild#lu time#lu sky#lu twilight#lu wind#lu legend#lu four#lu hyrule#i know this will be lost in tags but for context#sky and time both did the gut check rock challenge#successfully!#but it was a cost for time LOL#wild is handing him a stamina elixir#and four didn't wanna take off his clothes#so wild gave him the sapphire circlet#i think that's about it#ledge will try to murder wind and four when he wakes up#hyrule is attempting to boil himself like a frog#the usual
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Me when the horror tragedy podcast I started listening to, knowing it was a horror tragedy podcast, is horrifying and tragic:
#TIM NO!!! MY BABY#HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BOY#Peter stay away from Martin he’s gone through enough#also Melanie I know you can’t murder Elias but could we maybe compromise and you stab Peter instead#and Jon you better wake up#tim stoker#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#melanie king#elias bouchard#peter lukas#daisy tonner#basira hussain#jon sims#the magnus archives#tma#tma s3#tma season three#tma s3 spoilers
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bernard walking into tim's kitchen and touching the counter the way someone in the future would touch the ground of an abandoned nuclear waste site: something terrible happened here
#bernard is so dramatic about tim's kitchen#tim huffing: my kitchen is perfectly usable!#bernard whirling around: you put evidence from a murder in the gps oven to track the offenders! it's like you've never heard of food safety#tim waking up hans tied tied behind his back: what? where am i?#bernard loading up his 500 slide powerpoint: welcome to food safety 101 tim. there will be a test at the end. i do Not grade on a curve.#timbern#timber#dc#tim drake#bernard dowd#1k
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I woke up this morning still thinking about Fadel waking up in Style's bed.
I wonder what was running through Fadel's head as he turned to look at Style, eyes still squinting against the too-bright morning light, the unfamiliar comfort of the shape of Style's name on his lips for the very first time. I wonder if he was too sleepy to process how strange it was that he didn't really mind being pinned down by the weight of Style's thigh thrown over his hips; that the sensation was grounding and reassuring rather than being confining or suffocating. I wonder if the thought crossed his mind that he wouldn't mind waking up like this again, wouldn't mind letting someone into his space, wouldn't mind giving someone the bared vulnerability of lying naked and unprotected with all the implications of unwavering trust that has -- not if it was with him.
I wonder if Fadel registered the way his heartbeat is steady and calm despite the strange surroundings and unfamiliar bed, because something in him has already labelled the person lying next to him as safe.
I wonder if Fadel even understood that this, right here, in all its quiet and unacknowledged stillness, was the moment he fell in love?
#the implications of a trained assassin whose own parents were murdered in front of his eyes and who has been burned by love before#CHOOSING to stay the night and then waking up naked and vulnerable and being ABSOLUTELY CALM AND AT PEACE with it!#yeah i'm calling it -- THIS is when fadel actually fell in love. it's why the rest of the episode gives us:#fadel being able to say out loud “i want him to accept me for who i am”; because a part of him already felt like style HAS#fadel telling style “you don't have to do anything to impress me”; because style has already earned the right to fadel's trust and heart#fadel answering style's plea of “promise?” with a kiss because he'd just lied to style with his words#so he tries to tell style the truth with his body instead#because he doesn't realise that a single phone call would be all it takes to turn his reply into an unintended deception once again#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#fadelstyle#fadel#thk meta#fadel meta#thk ep 6#hui talks thai bl#hui talks thk#i've been staring at this particular screenshot for a while and the way there's NO CONFLICT AT ALL on fadel's face just...#*sits in the corner with my head in my hands*#you guys are probably all really sick of me by now#I know I’m somewhat reiterating my point#but it hit me that this really is LOVE now…like I’ve been holding off on that conclusion for so long#because episode 4 gave us a confession of frustration#and episode 5 gave us a confession of fear#but this episode is fadel finally recognising the the has truly fallen in LOVE#and that makes epsisode 6 so much worse because it comes because fadel thinks style doesn’t love him in return
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What would Absolute Solver Emily look like? Would her glasses also have the creepy glowy effect from anime?
I drew some possible concepts from my perspective
First one is supposed to be spider-like, just cause I thought it would be fun having her be spider-like, there's no more thought behind it.
Second resembles a mantis and was suggested by @diorysuss
Her glasses would for sure have that anime glow effect for no reason whatsoever, she couldn't even get rid of it unless her glasses were knocked off of her face
#murder drones#murder drones fandom#emily murder drones#absolute solver#Murder Drones: Absolute Bullshit#EMILY MURDER DRONES ENJOYERS WAKE UP
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Plot twist, Sokka and Zuko actually get together because there’s a spider in Sokka’s room so he absolutely can not go back in there now, the whole room needs to be burnt down. Now he has to sleep in Zuko’s room. With him. In his bed even. There is no other option.
There absolutely are other options
#Zuko wakes up ready to kill somebody in the dead of night because he hears Sokka screaming like an axe murderer had come to end him#there might not have been an axe murderer coming to kill sokka but Zuko will definitely finish the job if the screaming continues#there was only one bed trope but there actually are two beds#one is just infected by a spider#sokka was so terrified of creepy crawlers in canon he has to be the biggest arachnophobe#broadcasted live from the floor in my dining room where I have been sleeping because there were too many bugs in my bedroom#gotta cope some how#*projection*#zukka#sokka#zuko#atla#sokka x zuko#zuko x sokka#my post#headcanons and stuff#zukka headcanons
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#arcane#arcane s2#arcane s2 spoilers#vi#jinx#ekko#isha#jayce talis#viktor#cassandra kiramman#caitlyn kiramman#mel medarda#Jinx wakes up and choose murder on Cait XD
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