#WHY WOUKD U DO THIS

[siuka0]

GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 EP 6 SPOILERS !!!!

[dredgesnails]

stardew valley au where joel and skizz are new residents to pelican town (hermit town?). joel just inherited a large farm from his late grandfather and skizz is moving in with his old friend after reconnecting with him and wanting a fresh start. and the townspeople are like, kinda weird.

bdubs is fine enough - he’s a sweet man with a fun personality and he’s the local builder, but it’s almost frightening how fast he constructs new buildings when joel needs them. pearl, their resident postmaster, is also pretty normal other than the fact that skizz never seems to be awake early enough to catch her delivering mail. scar is lovely but he’s never available when joel wants another chicken. the mayor, xisuma, is pleasant too, if a little eccentric at times, but he doesn’t really seem to do much in town.

for the most part, skizz is settling in well. he’s moved in with impulse, who runs the local blacksmith in town, and he gets along well with most of the local townspeople. he’s started spending his evenings at the local saloon listening to ren regale the patrons with fantastical tales while he and stress serve up food and drinks, and he finds himself growing close with cleo, the local sculptor. he even gets a new wardrobe from hypno free of charge, and sometimes helps cub out with his totally scientific studies and creations.

skizz also joins forces with beef (who helps to supply the local general store that xb and keralis run) in terrorising the local manager of the corporate chain grocery store that no one likes. doc is a terrible manager but would make a fun supervillain (according to joe hills, the bookseller who appears once in a blue moon but seems to know doc more than anyone in town).

joel, on the other hand, seems to only be interacting with the strangest residents in town. he discovers the adventurer’s guild after only a couple weeks. false promises to give him prizes if he can kill enough monsters, which is not something joel had expected to be doing when he pictured farm life, but here he is. he stumbles upon a travelling cart one day, and the man inside insists he’s a knight from a faraway land, that he risked his life to make it all the way here to sell his wares. it’s all stuff joel can get cheaper elsewhere.

he’s pretty sure the local doctor has no real medical training, but then he passes out while fighting monsters and he wakes up completely fine, so zedaph probably knows what he’s doing. maybe. when joel isn’t passing out he sometimes makes trips to the library-slash-museum, which is probably almost completely empty because mumbo, who begs joel for anything to display, looks like he’s never fought a duggie in his life. eventually mumbo gives joel a key to the sewers, which are way cooler than they have any right to be, and that’s where he finds jevin’s secret sewer shop. jevin lives in town. he just also has a shop hidden underground. joel has stopped asking questions by now.

and then there are the three who live by the beach. etho spends most of his time tinkering around the fishing hut or hovering around bdubs, but sometimes he drives the bus to the desert. only sometimes. there might be something under his mask. no one knows for sure. gem runs the fish shop most days and she claims she’s a sailor, but joel has never seen a single working boat around despite all the ocean. she can also hold her breath underwater for an uncannily long amount of time, like, scarily so, and will sometimes disappear for a few days and return with an abundance of treasures. joel has never seen her leave by boat. grian fishes a lot and runs the shop when gem can’t, and he sometimes talks as though the sea can speak to him. skizz has caught him staring into space for extended periods of time. one time he waded into the water and just stood there, head down, muttering to himself.

apparently there used to be a lighthouse but “it’s gone now”. gem says if they ask bdubs nicely enough maybe they can build another one, but she and grian are banned from build requests after the last incident with their pet snails (joel has never seen the snails, but scar complains about them enough to convince him they’re real).

there also might be some kind of wizard who lives in the creepy tower in the woods. skizz has heard he’s the one who helps maintain the power in the valley, and joel’s convinced he hallucinated seeing him once until he recieves a letter from the wizard himself, and visits him only to find that the strange fire-creature he saw that one time was, in fact, tango, who is human for the most part, he just sets himself on fire sometimes.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Decided to reorganize my Avatar (what i have with me atm) collection. I needed to spread it out to a second shelf 😭😭😭

[cazluvsu]

i am going 2 kill myself

[souryellows]

sometimes i really hate the feeling of scabbed over grief; as bad as that sounds. i’ll try to access that keen, wretched gut punch of immediate loss; think back to the exact moment it happened and still know that the distance from that moment has created a wall between myself and those raw emotions. and like, obviously i hate losing people! grief sucks! when i first fall into the pit of it, when it’s a like an inescapable vice around me, i’m desperate to claw my way out to the other side. but somehow not being able to access those feelings outside of that moment, growing apart from them, feels like it’s own loss idk how to describe.

[dipperscavern]

Firstly, happy birthday Queen 🥺 I hope ur Stark bby daddies give you some hefty loads as a present

secONDLY I CANNOT BELIEVE THE AUDACITY OF THE SHOWRUNNERS CUTTING OUT CREGAN LIKE THAT??? ISTG I AM IN MOURNING I AM GRIEVING I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN WATCHING HER HUSBAND GO OFF TO WAR AND NOT IN THE CUTE MEDIEVAL WAYJEKZSKKEDKS I AM IN SHAMBLES AND IM ABOUT TO CALL A WAR COUNCIL IDCCCCCC HE DESERVED BETTER

also ily 🩷

even though i’m late responding thank you very much !! they bred me 💜 okay sorry

AND yeah. THEM CUTRING HIM WA SSUCH A FUCIING ARGHHH THATS A WHOLE WAR CRIME IM SO SERIOUS. WHAT. DO TOY MEAN. WHAT DO U MEAN U CUT ONE OF THE TWO SCENES HE HAD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHEESES DOG HAD MORE SCREENTIME THAN CREGAN PLEASE WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

also ilym 🫶🏻

[cheridraws]

The effect these two idiots have had on my fucjing gender identity is RIDICULOUS, I’m taking that bounty for compensation gob bless

[qualityrain]

brainrot so bad ive been listening to aurora songs going wow how can i relate this to purse owner 5. anyway. a soul with no king has ideal reality vibes

[xianzhoualliance]

take pen15 off of tiktok rn bc ppl dont get it

[toastybugguy]

no one talk 2 me I think The Lady Of The Lake just broke me forever

[coffeeandinsanityy]

fucked up parents and their fucked up parenting

[achilleslyre]

ffs so much shit just happened and got revealed to me rn i need to stop talking to my family omfgg……..

[wigglesforonce]

FUCK mclaren. it’s his HOME RACE WTF

[29121996]

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[springcatalyst]

gettin called out about characters Again

[thegirlisuedtobe]

why did my dentist text me from five separate numbers to confirm if I'm going to my appointment like babe are u that insecure I am not going???