#WHY NOT???

[worm--dealer]

The fact that there are dogs in Pathologic Classic and yet you can't pet them is a travesty.

[thatdammchickennugget]

explaining wilde kerle lore to my american friend is the hardest task I've ever had to do

[alexalexinii]

It's All Greek To Me

Rating: Teen And Up (mostly for swearing)

Word Count: 5,761

Chapters: 2/? (maybe 7)

Summary:

However, as I walk up to my room, which I have the unfortune of sharing it with the ultimate git himself, Baz, I feel and hear something shuffling at my feet. I look down and I find a piece of paper.

I bend down and pick it up. The first thing I noticed was how it looked like a page torn out of a notebook of sorts. Then the next thing I noticed was the illegible writing. At first, I thought that it was illegible because it was in cursive but then as I attempted to read on I realise that it’s not even in English.

It’s in Greek.

Or

Simon finds a letter in Greek that seems to mention his name a number of times. Baz offers to help for some reason.

[noodl3s4dayz]

pre-apocalypse Leslie kinda slays ngl

Bonus: My favorite bit of the speedpaint ^_^

[rebirthofartemis]

Should I…get my motorcycle license?…

[joaniejustwokeup]

I propose Zheng Yi Sao’s new love interest should be Grace O’Malley with a buzzcut. Mostly so they can unite their pirate fleets and collectively fuck over the English but also because the Queen deserves someone on her level who could match her chess moves and mind games tit for tat. Also because gay.

[eldritch-spouse]

Why does Vesper need a Queen? Aren’t he should have a harem since he’s an Icon of Lust?

[shitfuck-anon]

I was really into @thehowlingowl art. I love the shapes and the fucking shading! It's so good!!!!! So I wanted to see if I can make something that somewhat there style. This boi is my creation of a Chimera to me. I worked like a day and half on it and was so proud of it. I was gonna give him like snake hair but I thought that was too much. Boi is a mischievous little guy. He got the dog in him. Scorpion tail. Ox legs and goat(or ram??) horns!

[indestinatus]

tiva coffee shop au?

[alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals]

Really confused about how ancient romans and ancient Greeks, especially the Greeks, didn’t make sex statues. Like sex dolls but out of rock. They made hyper realistic statues, countless of them, but didn’t even think of making flashlights??? Man I know someone back then got thirsty over a statue, really surprised that no one made one. Even if they did, the brits would take it 100%

My inspo for this post:

[auburniivenus-archive2]

[i-am-a-freg]

I have a deadline to make a bunch of crocheted items to sell and suddenly all I wanna do is literally anything else

[stygicniron]

wornempathy asked:

❝ calm your mind. control it. ❞

Lost Meme -- @wornempathy

He was still in the jar and he couldn’t breathe. In his trek north, he’d encountered many different trials but only one of them still haunted him. An enterprising pair of giants caught him by surprise and captured him in a jar. Unable to get out through a series of carefully laid enchantments, he languished for days without any sign of aid until he received help from some young heroes that happened to fight the giants instead, freeing him in the process.

The nightmares still troubled him though, of being captured and alone, dying in some pointless accident without anything he could have done differently other than just be lucky. Sleep worn eyes blink up at the goddess however, shedding the nightmare as he looked into her eyes, realizing what she said.

Taking steady breaths, trying to calm his mind as she instructed, he tried to shove the dream away-- the memory-- although sweat slick hands did not easily let him forget. “Sorry, I’m sorry.” Only then did he realize the danger of her words as well. Had he summoned the dead on accident? And he lurched upright to try to get a view of the cottage.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king