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Fuck it why not??? Gimme gimme! WH ocs in my ask box rn!
#why not???#requests#Shaking yall up and down#welcome home#welcome home oc#something to do between other stuff mayhaps. im still struggling to get a grasp on art again
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The fact that there are dogs in Pathologic Classic and yet you can't pet them is a travesty.
#Same with all the other animals too#im pretty sure the only animal you can interact with are the rats#LIKE THERE ARE JERBOAS IN PATHO 2 AND YET I CANNOT HOLD THEM???#WHY NOT???#WHY CANT I PET THE BULLS???#this should be illegal#pathologic#pathologic classic hd#мор. утопия#pathologic 2#this is really stupid im sorry
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It's All Greek To Me
Rating: Teen And Up (mostly for swearing)
Word Count: 5,761
Chapters: 2/? (maybe 7)
Summary:
However, as I walk up to my room, which I have the unfortune of sharing it with the ultimate git himself, Baz, I feel and hear something shuffling at my feet. I look down and I find a piece of paper.
I bend down and pick it up. The first thing I noticed was how it looked like a page torn out of a notebook of sorts. Then the next thing I noticed was the illegible writing. At first, I thought that it was illegible because it was in cursive but then as I attempted to read on I realise that it’s not even in English.
It’s in Greek.
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Simon finds a letter in Greek that seems to mention his name a number of times. Baz offers to help for some reason.
#multi-chaptered fic???#i haven't done one of those since 2012#but i just started writting a bit more again so I figured#why not???#carry on#co/ws/awtwb#simon snow#baz pitch#snowbaz#tyrannus basilton grimm pitch#my fic
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pre-apocalypse Leslie kinda slays ngl
Bonus: My favorite bit of the speedpaint ^_^
#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#Oc#leslie#I kinda threw logic out the window for this one#Realism paired with only 4 fingers?#Why not?#whacky shading and weird texturing with the satin?#ITTY BITTY EYEBAGS THAT NO ONE WILL NOTICE BUT I STILL WANTED TO MAKE SURE SHE HAD??#WHY NOT???#Idk i kind of hate this but i had fun :3
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Should I…get my motorcycle license?…
#I come from a biker family#my dad and sister have theirs#why not???#my mom will get my life ins anyway
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I propose Zheng Yi Sao’s new love interest should be Grace O’Malley with a buzzcut. Mostly so they can unite their pirate fleets and collectively fuck over the English but also because the Queen deserves someone on her level who could match her chess moves and mind games tit for tat. Also because gay.
#ofmd#I mean#if we’re doing the thing where all the best pirates live concurrently in the same time and place#why not???#zheng yi sao#grace o’malley#zheng yi sao/grace o’malley#pirate queen alliance for the win!
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Why does Vesper need a Queen? Aren’t he should have a harem since he’s an Icon of Lust?
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I was really into @thehowlingowl art. I love the shapes and the fucking shading! It's so good!!!!! So I wanted to see if I can make something that somewhat there style. This boi is my creation of a Chimera to me. I worked like a day and half on it and was so proud of it. I was gonna give him like snake hair but I thought that was too much. Boi is a mischievous little guy. He got the dog in him. Scorpion tail. Ox legs and goat(or ram??) horns!
#Chimera#SFA art#I was in a mood in making something#which is rare but like you know#why not???#thehowlingowl#love my creature#gives me loki vibes
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Really confused about how ancient romans and ancient Greeks, especially the Greeks, didn’t make sex statues. Like sex dolls but out of rock. They made hyper realistic statues, countless of them, but didn’t even think of making flashlights??? Man I know someone back then got thirsty over a statue, really surprised that no one made one. Even if they did, the brits would take it 100%
My inspo for this post:
#yk what fuck you#ancient rome#ancient greece#thickaf#dummy thicc#why not???#I want a sex statue#they had one job
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wornempathy asked:
❝ calm your mind. control it. ❞
Lost Meme -- @wornempathy
He was still in the jar and he couldn’t breathe. In his trek north, he’d encountered many different trials but only one of them still haunted him. An enterprising pair of giants caught him by surprise and captured him in a jar. Unable to get out through a series of carefully laid enchantments, he languished for days without any sign of aid until he received help from some young heroes that happened to fight the giants instead, freeing him in the process.
The nightmares still troubled him though, of being captured and alone, dying in some pointless accident without anything he could have done differently other than just be lucky. Sleep worn eyes blink up at the goddess however, shedding the nightmare as he looked into her eyes, realizing what she said.
Taking steady breaths, trying to calm his mind as she instructed, he tried to shove the dream away-- the memory-- although sweat slick hands did not easily let him forget. “Sorry, I’m sorry.” Only then did he realize the danger of her words as well. Had he summoned the dead on accident? And he lurched upright to try to get a view of the cottage.
#wornempathy#☠ ▌ five thousand att��ck points ( ask meme reply. )#( god au. )#jar nightmare#so this is a story from nico's demigod canon and i haven't tried to bring it to his god au yet but??#why not???
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#badtober#badtober2024#my art#digital art#batman#bruce wayne#mlp#mlp fim#mlp g4#pinkie pie#mlp pinkie#joker#dc joker#crossover#I really dont know how Ive managed to get this much mileage out of batman X mlp crossover art. Why is my brain stuck on this.#also i cheated a bit for this prompt bc I had that first panel drawn back in August and just made another drawing to turn it into a comic
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out
#stevie nicks#she said “please touch some grass” in the kindest way possible lmao#and that’s why i love this woman so much#*
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