#WHAT a game HOLY SHIT

[maaarine]

“remontada”: Spanish word used to describe Paris choking to death in Madrid lmao

[habsforever]

well this tweet didn't age well

[somebitchobsessedwiththerat]

LINDY I LOVE YOU

[bluebellhairpin]

the multiverse is littered with the corpses of your failures. (new version)

in celebration of ISWM being nominated for an EMMY* I've put my smooth brain to use to make a poster (the same style as my RDR 3 poster, and my Sky one) in an effort to express my congratulatory emotions.

[genesis-project-news]

TO ALL HOMESTUCK FANS: OUR FANMADE SBURB SIMULATOR IS NOW ON STEAM (IT'S MULTIPLAYER!!!)

TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR FAMILY, TELL YOUR PETS, TELL YOUR 4000 KARKAT PLUSHIES, AND REBLOG THIS POST FOR THE LOVE OF GOG

(Note: The previous version of this post was mysteriously deleted. This is a repost.)

The Genesis Project is now on Steam!

Featuring big quality of life changes, a complete networking rework based on Steam servers, and way more, too much to list here!

Play SBURB right now with your friends! Play it with your siblings! Play it with your teachers! Play it with your enemies! Play it with your non-fandom friends and make them suffer with you!

Download it right here, right now:

LINK TO THE STEAM PAGE FOR THE GENESIS PROJECT (EARLY ACCESS)

Link to our Discord server (talk to the devs, get updates, and find people to play with!)

[samscrew491]

I think my favorite thing about people simping for the Ink Demon’s voice now is that I’m playing with my monster loving roommate and the minute I heard his voice I just looked at them and said “don’t simp for the demon!” And they just screamed “too late!” With the same energy as “‘are you flirting with the fucking Minotaur?’ ‘He’s fucking hot!!’”

[naancydrew]

the first piece of my nancy drew games as movie posters!

#1: secrets can kill

[kinglyqueenly]

Do you like weird creepy visual novels? Then this is for you!

GRATA MONSTRUM is a visual novel about weird creatures and choices, both new and old. Do your job, find the monsters, and see what else you can learn in the process.

With 3 possible endings, as well as puzzles and fight mechanics, GRATA MONSTRUM is a short, fun, game surrounding a village and its monsters.

Play in browser or download for free on itch.io!

https://succulantics.itch.io/grata-monstrum

Created by StormCat, squazz, and zephyreds - made for the Secret Santa Game Jam 2022.

[cinnamnt]

067

[high-queen-of-the-court]

neil: welcome to Applebees, do you want apples or bees? aaron: bees? neil: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES! aaron: wait- *andrew approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

[theartbluebox]

Let me hug Kim! I need it!

[zoobus]

your post on female-targeted isekai subgenres listed as one subgenre: "I woke up in a porn game/novel and I refuse to fuck"

how do i find those 🥺

Why would you want to >:(

I can't think of any off the top of my head besides I Fell Into A Reverse Harem Game,

which is a comic I regret not talking about on here as I read it because I liked it sooo much and I *think* it was heading towards a rather subversive conflict that would punish the heroine for refusing to fuck her harem (you have no idea how common introducing a harem just to reject them is, it drives me up the wall)

Additionally it felt like there might be consequences for imposing her 21st century values on this vaguely historical european world without considering the greater context or how "kindly" actions from a malevolent being might be perceived, and that's a premise I've been starving for since the beginning. I wanted to see someone isekai into a woman who's not just a villainess, but an actual colonizer, a war criminal that the world is correct to despise, and I wanted to see someone try the "I'll just be nice to everyone from now on" school of fixing things only for that to be the worst option.

There's a moment I can only describe as like, imagine Hillary Clinton telling a small child who lost their parents and became a victim of trafficking in the aftermath of the Honduran coup that she's super sorry, to make it up to you she's enrolling you in the finest private schools so you can one day become her personal assistant, maybe even secretary and the face that kid made was so perfect lmaooo. praying this comic ends in it all blowing up in her face. Also it's femdom fr. Before and after the isekaing.

Oh and while writing the following paragraph I remembered Protecting the Female Lead's Brother/Roxana

which I highly recommend if you like problematic girlbosses, good fucked up stories, femdom stockholm type relationships, and a little bit guro! I forgot about this one because while it's still pretty horny, they open it like this

but the actual vibes are more like this

But in general I can't think of many other examples because the otome isekai prompt "I'm suddenly in a +18 dating sim game" is almost always written by someone writing rated-G material. It's pretty annoying. A good percentage of them have so little to do with the original porn story, it's unclear why that was even the premise, like there are teen rated dating games? Why make it about a porn game other than to underline how innocent and pure the main character is. Even the two I'm praising aren't actual porn. It's often a sign that I won't like the book.

Now, I've read a couple actual porn stories using the theme but tbqh they're not good and I'm not posting them. Recurring issue where you realize the mc was brought into a real, existing story that this author hated and said author will interrupt their own story to remind you how much they hate the first author for being such a trash ass hack fraud. Mid-coitus.

[shima-draws]

Me when Pokemon Masters adds a FIFTH (5th) N unit when we don’t even have plot relevant characters like the Striaton Triplets, Ilima, Wicke, Oleana, Rose, or the Galactic Admin trio in the game yet AND when there’s so many other trainers that deserve a Sygna Suit, Anniversary outfit or Seasonal outfit that don’t even have one yet

[the-24-hour-cinderella]

[idkhow-butyoufoundme]

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???

[rabble-dabble]

Johnkat dating sim.

(this relate to another ask i got that i didn't post but u inspired me so

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM here's ur fuckin' Johnkat dating sim au - Karkat is a beta tester for a dating sim that hasn't been fully released yet, and like the romance connoisseur he is trashes it entirely until he gets to John - whom he PROMPTLY falls in love with.

the whole game is full of cheesy pick up lines and john's just - ARROW OF LOVE STRAIGHT TO THE HEART. karkat never had a chance <3

he's like OBSESSED over this game now that he knows John exists (u ever have those once-in-a-lifetime fictional crushes where u go "man i don't get crushes like these ever but i would let you step on me" no? just me?? ohok) and he tries his best to woo john, but still aches for something besides the cheesy script that makes him want to bash his head against the wall.

...until he gets what he asks for, one day.

(why are the settings glitching? dw about it)

cue John being MORE than responsive (somehow) than he's supposed to be towards "the player" (AKA more like just towards karkat) and that sets an entire arc in motion!!! karkat's friends start to think he's fuckin crazy bcs he spends all this time on a game, and john is....john. (lil more info, jade, rose, and dave are actually on the side, out of view, guiding john! i mean, they don't have any better cheesy pick up lines that HE does...but they're trying aajsdfksalhdfskl)

anyways they are in love and NOTHING bad happens to them ever at all :)