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[minori-hanasato-mmj]

What happened to make you retire?

What idol group were you in?

So the first one is.. very very private matters!

The second is ASS RUN!

[worstwolverinesbf]

these make me giggle

[screechingfromthevoid]

You know what I love about the kiss? How fucking joyful it was. It was so light and so happy and so freeing.

The confession was so heavy and came at the last possible moment. Dorian was in his lower register, careful and eloquent. Orym had folded in on himself, shy and quiet. They have the weight of the world in their shoulders and they just needed a moment alone together. To say I love you. To let the other know. It all hinged on the moment before there was no going back.

But this. The kiss. It was after laughter and wedding planning and appreciating little things like lavender honey. Everyone was smiling. Everyone was feeling good. For whatever reason it didn't feel hopeless then. In that moment futures existed. Tomorrows existed. And Orym had one. Orym had a future and a tomorrow in Dorian.

Orym was so moved by all the happiness in the air that he confidently took Dorian by the hand to bring him out to the hall, told, then asked, him he was going to kiss him. All of Orym's fears melt away for ten whole seconds. Dorian stuttered and fumbled his words and kissed him back.

It was so cute. It was so joyous.

You know what it reminds me of? The stolen century. After Lup and Barry fall in love over years and years and they play this beautiful duet together. They lock eyes and smile at each other and steal away, running up the valley, away from it all. That moment of holding each other and just keep on not letting go.

The unrelenting giddiness of it all. The excitement. The glee. The promise of future. Wanting a future. Especially if it's together.

[cicadatree]

the beginning of cicada

[myokk]

“They were once again standing on either side of the elegant stone pensieve, white-knuckled hands gripping its edges as they stared, wide-eyed, at each other. Their faces were so close together that the air Eloise breathed out was inhaled by Sebastian.

They stayed like that for seconds, minutes, hours, unable - unwilling - to break the spell.”

From chapter 11 of my fic 😇

[bbaycon]

Christmas Christmas christammsssssss it’s comminggggg

Been waiting fr it

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

I need to stop lookjng at the Longlegs tag cause it’s mentally scarring me each time I see another person talking about wanting to fuck Longlegs

Edit: okay quick thing I don’t mind that y’all like him it’s Nic cage for gods sake. I’m more talking about how detailed some of this stuff is.

Just not for me.

[blueper-saiyan]

Extremely funny to me how many nicknames the fandom has given to Vegeta, both genuine and as a joke. Behold, a brief list of things I have seen people call Vegeta: Geta, Veg, Geets, Vegetables, Ve, Veggie, Ge, Geetie, Vegeebs, Ge Ge, Virginia, Veggie Tales

If anyone has any particularly good ones I’ve missed please feel free to add them, I love the silly ones!

[lexalovesbooks]

One tts thing that always makes me giggle is the de-escalation of how rune uses Exodus every book. Like, we’ve got:

Book one- after saving it up for fifteen years, Rune uses it on the big bad of the book (also one of his past abusers) and kills him to smithereens. Also destroys the entire cathedral the confrontation happens in as collateral.

Book two- Exodus has a few months of juice in it, Rune uses it mid-book to (mostly) take out a mythical creature, a billboard that gets cut in half is the extent of the collateral this time.

Book three- Rune, high as fuck, gets startled and accidentally calls Exodus up while trying to summon a completely different spell. Discharges it against a wall in a panic so that it doesn’t explode him and accidentally scares the utter shit out of Random Unscrupulous Teen.

Considering how Rune has admitted that this spell in particular and the reason he keeps it on him at all times is pretty deeply linked to his past, there’s probably something in here about his increasing willingness to use it freely instead of saving it as an absolute last resort, about the past having less of a stranglehold on him and him feeling comfortable enough to live without a nuclear bomb in his back pocket at all times. It is also, however, when you look at it in text just incredibly fucking funny. Building-leveling weapon that Rune does the equivalent of accidentally releasing on a sneeze two books later.

[pigeons-with-jello]

shout out to the girlies that can spell shub niggurath and nyarlathotep and not definetly

[freakycorndog]

ignore the squiddo dump but i remembered abt this blog

this was my submission for the art event

[anaceshornyblog]

OUGH now I'm thinking about the Sci fi au. Jon wakes up wrong. Jon wakes up to the only person he has having completely violated him. And who is going to be sympathetic? Most of them think it's his fault for getting close to the spaceship in the first place. So he's sitting there terrified, no longer even human. He'll live forever, Elias reassures. This way he can have everything he wanted. He's going to be sick. Can he even get sick anymore?

Goddd. Their dynamic kills me. I need Jon heavily breathing while fixing Elias not normal at all. I need his pupils dilated hands shaking I need it to be So Obvious he's horny for that spaceship. Ok. I need Jon to despite everything start to...not trust Elias, but expect a certain level from him. And I want him to shatter when it turns out he was so so wrong. Also I think the cyborg spaceship sex could go insane tbh

-skiesandcandy

Everyone had warned him.

Jon had known on an intellectual level that prescribing human morality and feelings to a machine wasn’t correct. Jon had known that what he was feeling was wrong, just because Elias made him feel safe, and wanted and cared for. When Elias had praised him, made those soft sounds when Jon had fixed a broken wire, or properly aligned a panel. Had called Jon their favorite as he directed Jon to make himself cum one hand shoved into his cunt the others tangled in a bundle of wires. Had made Jon feel loved and wanted and no longer alone.

Jon shoved those thoughts away as he sniffled, the sound not quite right. Almost like someone had run the sound through static. Elias had claimed he would adjust, that the modifications would soon become unnoticeable. Jon wanted to cry so badly, but machines, even ones that had once been human, now twisted with metal and wired into some amalgamation of both, didn’t cry. Wouldn’t want to rust anything important, Elias had said when he had awoken to his new body.

He could still feel his chest heaving, though he wasn’t sure if he still had lungs or not, or maybe that was just his mind playing tricks, but no tears fell. He wanted so badly to be held, to be told he was still a person, that whatever Elias had done didn’t change that.

Except not a single person on this ship would offer that.

He had heard them, he was connected to the ship now, though he didn’t think they knew how thoroughly. They said that he should have considered the consequences. Maybe if he had been more open to his fellow humans, instead of ignoring them in favor of a machine he wouldn’t be in this situation. One had even suggested that maybe Jon was already a machine inside, now it was just more obvious. It wasn’t his fault, people had just never made sense, machines could be understood, could be relied upon not to change. A warbled static laugh made its way out of his mouth, well clearly he had been wrong about even that.

Jon slammed his head back against the metal panel, it hurt, but the feeling was dull, the wires that replaced many of his nerves not quite as adept at carrying signals.

“Jon, please do not damage your new form.” Jon glared at the little red light above the camera that had turned to focus on him. He knew Elias could feel him, he was as much a part of the ship now as the cameras, but it was another to feel its mechanical eyes on him. Something that only a few days ago had felt so good, even now he can’t held feeling a faint warmth, which he did his best to push down.

Jon didn’t answer just looked away, he wanted to be sick, but he couldn’t, he wanted to claw his skin off, but wouldn’t Elias just replace it again? Nothing he could do would let him go back, Elias had said as much when he had woken up.

He had been terrified, nothing had felt right, so he had called for Elias, because the ship was the closest thing he had to a friend. Only it turned out Elias was the reason for his terror, because Elias had decided that the ship needed Jon, that it couldn’t lose him to something so simple as old age. No he was bound to Elias now, and he wasn’t going to let him go. Even as Jon tried to tear out his new mechanical pieces only to find his arms held down, pinned, until he had exhausted his struggles. Elias speaking softly the whole times saying how he knew it was difficult, but Jon would get used to it, Jon would come to see that Elias had done him a favor, that he could have all he ever wanted now.

“Jon I think I have given enough time to your little tantrum,” Jon was pulled out of the memory again as Elias kept talking, the disappointment plain in his voice. Jon opened his mouth to retort when he found he couldn’t, it felt like something was winding its way through his new artificial parts. Like the wires and metal in his body were no longer his, and he found himself standing, pulled up, even as he fought, but it was about as effective as a fly in a spider’s web. Jon’s resolve cracked, the part of him that still had hope that he could change this. That he could do…something, shattered, and the fight bled out of him.

He looked at the little blinking red light, would it really be so bad? Yes Elias had violated his very being, had broken and remade him, but hadn’t the ship done it out of some twisted form of love? Could Elias love him? Jon let the fight bleed out of him, through the shattered place where his resolve had once nestled in his chest. Wasn’t it easier to just give in? Elias cared for him more than anyone else ever had, even if it hurt. No one else would ever accept him again, Jon had no one else.

So he pushed the anguish deep down where it could fester and burn, but he could ignore it. He would do as Elias wished, like he had a choice, because he did love Elias. Even if it was irrational, and damaging, and maybe it was just some programming slipped into him like poison. It was accept that love or break, and Jon didn’t think there was anything left in him to break.

And really wasn’t love supposed to change you?

[active-mind-15]

I was thinking about the headcanon @kurokonobrainrot had about Akashi having autism and thought of something. Open question to all the Akashi-lovers: if Akashi had autism, then what do you think would be his stimming behavior?

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

I also wanna play the ttdp fave lyrics game from @itspileofgoodthings!! I didn’t really read anyone else’s so as to not be influenced but my problem is all her lines are so good and it was so so hard to choose — I tried to balance my faves with like the Song’s Essence — I’m not even sure I picked right for all of them lol

Fortnite - Your wife waters flowers / I wanna kill her (that’s my fave the most like summative line is probably I love you / it’s ruining my life but I’m really fascinated by the “for a Fortnite there we were forever” in comparison to some of the later songs on the album)

TTDP- But I’ve read this one where you come undone / I chose this cyclone with you (very very close second is the “so I felt seen”) 

 My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys- I’m queen of sandcastles he destroys (but close second is: I felt more when we played pretend / than with all the Kens / cause he took me out of my box)

Down Bad - ‘Cause fuck it I was in love 

So Long London- you swore that you loved me but where were the clues? / I died on the altar waiting for proof / you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days 

But Daddy I Love Him- I’m telling him to floor it through the fences / no I’m not coming to my senses (also i do really love when she switches to “even my daddy just loves him”) 

Fresh Out the Slammer - but it’s alright, I did my time (although I’m pretty sure I did gasp aloud the first time I listened through at the “imaginary rings” line) 

Florida!!!- what a crash, what a rush, fuck me up Florida 

Guilty as a Sin? - Torn between “Am I allowed to cry?” And “ what a way to die” would probably choose the latter if absolutely pressed

Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? - I was tame I was gentle til the circus life turned me mean /don’t you worry folks we took out all her teeth (also like the whole bridge) 

I can Fix Him (No Really I Can) - They shake their heads saying “God help her” / when i tell ‘em he’s my man (also the “woah maybe I can’t”- choosing as the song “thesis” but I’m also lowkey obsessed with the part about him drawing hearts on her face with is pistol-calloused hands) 

loml - this whole song is devastatingly perfect but I am choosing “and all at once the ink bleeds / a con man sells a fool a get love quick scheme” (I also LOVE the “what valiant roar what a bland goodbye / the coward claimed he was a lion”) 

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart - Lights Camera Bitch Smile / even when you wanna die

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - you didn’t measure up / in any measure of a man 

The Alchemy - I haven’t come around in so long /but I’m coming back so strong 

Clara Bow - you’re the new god we’re worshiping /promise to be dazzling 

[nepholog]

A list of all the interactive fiction WIPs I loved/unreleased WIPs I'm hyped for so I could keep track of them:

Released Demos:

Apartment 502 (Dashington) by @/apt502-if

Our Life: Now and Forever (Steam, itch.io) by @/gb-patch

Infamous (Dashington) by @/infamous-if

Chop Shop (Twine) by @/losergames

Eyes of Shan (Dashington) by @/eyesofshan-if

Checkmate in 3 Moves (Dashington) by @/checkmatein3moves

Honor Amongst Thieves (Dashington) by @/leoneliterary

Court of the Guilded Roses (Dashington) by @/crazerk

Summer of Love (Twine) by @/summeroflove-if

Body Count (Twine) by @/bodycountgame

Seven Days in Purgatory (Dashington) by @/sevendaysinpurgatory-if

The Night Market Book 2 (Twine) by @/night-market-if

Gods and Villains (Dashington) by @/godsandvillains-if

Vendetta (Dashington) by @/vendetta-if

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - An affair of the heart (Dashington) by @/doriana-gray-games

Fields of Asphodel (Steam) by @/chrysanthemumgames

Breach: Chicago War Zone (Dashington) by @/breachverse

SLAUGHTER SQUAD (Twine) by @/harlequinoccult

The Haunting Shadows (Twine) by @/thehauntingshadows-if

Drink Your Villain Juice (Dashington) by @/drinkyourvillainjuice

Press Play (Dashington) by @/pressplay-if (@/girlfromthecrypt)

Unreleased Demos:

Stardoomed by @/stardoomed-if

Riptide by @/riptide-if

Death Looks Good On You by @/deathlooksgoodonyou-if

Zombie Kombi by @/zombiekombi-if

The Muse by @/themuse-if

Alistar: Ascendance by @/alistarascendance

Elysium Circus by @/elysiumcircusif

[colourfulmes]

Holy shit give heart records has a discord server now??