#// i like to think im funny

[feelingvoguish]

Aimsey’s never beating the ”copying False” allegations‼️🙏

(I’m joking, this is a joke)

[bugsb1te]

[lyrqxa]

who ray

[aailbhe]

My corrie guard: *starving, dying, generally suffering*

Also my corrie guard: *singing hot to go over internal comms, making pizza rolls at 3 am, prank calling senators*

[skyyb0und]

[aggable]

happy pride everyone

[cal-adia]

These were really fun to make actually

[that-spider-witch]

"Iberia is full of fish fuckers" factoid is actually just statistical error. Unchecked anti-Aegir systemic racism makes it so that your average Iberian fucks 0 fish per year. Fishlover Irene, who inexplicably appears to be some kind of magnet for gay fish and whose bisexual awakening has so far involved a shark, a guppy and a lionfish, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[kermit-coded]

cable, from the future: everyone please state your name and preferred pronouns

the x-force teens, from 1991 and also having missed the majority of high school: what the fuck is a pronoun

[2fort-adventures]

Not. A. Word.

[grabby-smitten]

Source

[soratsuart]

Hanging in there Starlo

Has someone done this before?

Inspiration under cut!

[slozhnos]

one could say that in only tea gatsby knew that that was the time to seize the day

[91divoc]

tw: guns

i been cooking

feel free to use em if u want

[lankylaneloser]

Diffrent reactions to the new announcement

[the-archivists-left-eye]

*Odysseus voice-over while camera zooms out to show the palace* "Well, that was my story! Guess you could say it was pretty... heh... Epic!!"

*owl flies past Ithaca, pauses, winks at the camera, cut to black*

*pop version of Legendary playing for credits*

*Odyseuss voice-over while Troy slowly fades into view* "Oh... you're still here? Well, that was only the last half of the story... and the first half is just as crazy as the second-"

*opening seconds of the horse and the infant while Ody and soldiers come into view, cut to black right when you see his face*

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT