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Satirical newspaper The Onion bought conspiracy bullshit InfoWars. I have been laughing for 5 minutes.

The Onion gains all their intellectual property, social media accounts, product inventory, and subscriber lists.

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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

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google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck

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this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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literally this

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There's an etiquette to typo roasting. Like if they type "on" instead of "in" you overlook that. That's some autocorrect bs. But if they type "pebis" or some shit that's when you gotta get his ass

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In response to the idea of playing a U.S. show for only white people, John Lennon said in 1964, “We never play to segregated audiences and we aren’t going to start now.

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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

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people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

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