#VOD Timestamps

[royalarchivist]

Wilbur's QSMP VOD Timestamps

Stream date: April 19 [VOD link will be added later]

Wilbur forgot to upload his VOD, so here's the important timestamps / summary of today's QSMP stream for folks who missed it. Once again; I recommend that everyone takes notes of important timestamps from whatever QSMP streams they watch to help other fans out.

Wilbur

12m - Wilbur says he talks about Tallulah when he's with the rest of Lovejoy all the time

12m 30s - Wilbur finds the kindergarten invite to the Eggs from Quackity

13m 20s - Wilbur reunites with Tallulah

16m 45s - Tallulah says Chayanne has been protecting her, and Wilbur is glad, saying Chayanne is very strong. Wilbur says Chayanne and Phil are good people who will look after her, and he trusts them.

18m 30s - Talullah tells Wilbur about her first day of school, and Wilbur finds out Quackity is her teacher

20m - Wilbur says he and Quackity are "pretty good friends"

22m 30s - Wilbur says they need to "catch up" with everyone else and tells Talullah he wants to make a farm.

24m - They notice a weird "cable port" next to their house. Talullah shows Wilbur the treehouse they built

28m - Wilbur talks about how he pities Quackity for his loss

29m - Wilbur and Talullah are both knocked down by mobs. Wilbur manages to respawn and revive her in time. Roier arrives shortly after, having sprinted across the entire map to help

31m - Wilbur tells Tallulah that the next time he gets knocked down by a mob, run away

37m - Roier and Wilbur catch up

40m - Wilbur tells Talullah he and Roier have a bit of a "history"

42m 30s - Wilbur thanks Roier for coming to save Talullah, then they part ways

44m - With the iron Roier gave him, Wilbur makes a bucket for Talullah so she can do a waterbucket clutch if she's ever in danger

45m 30s - Talullah gives Wilbur the diamond she found on her adventure with Phil and Chayanne! Wilbur frames it and puts it on the wall

47m 30s - They start making a farm and chat a bit. Talullah says her favorite color is purple, and Wilbur says he likes teal

49m 30s - Wilbur sees (a shirtless? 🤨) Quackity in the distance and tells Talullah to go inside.

50m 30s - Wilbur reminds Quackity that he promised to keep Talullah out if things

52m 30s - Quackity asks Wilbur how he gets along with Talullah

54m - Quackity gives Wilbur the painting Talullah made of him. Wilbur apologizes for being so aggressive and invites Quackity over

55m - Wilbur asks Quackity how to get a crown

56m - Quackity changes into shorts (self-described "boots shorts"). 

57m 45s - Quackity says Tallulah reminds him of Tilin :((((

58m - He asks to observe how Talullah and Wilbur communicate and he starts taking notes

59m 30s - Tallulah asks why Quackity is acting so weird, and Wilbur says it's because he's grieving. He says Quackity needs love, and they're going to give it to him as a team. Even so, he tells Tallulah to tell him if Quackity ever makes her feel uncomfortable. Tallulah asks Wilbur if he’s part of their team, and Wilbur says “Maybe one day”

1h 30s - Tallulah hears Quackity crying and runs over to check on him

1h 2m - Quackity says he wanted to learn from Wilbur and Tallulah’s relationship, and Wilbur tries to make him feel better… by rhyming.

1h 4m - Quackity says Wilbur and Tallulah have such a great relationship, but he and Tilin didn’t have that kind of relationship

1h 5m - Wilbur says Tilin’s death wasn’t his fault (Quackity tearfully swaps back to wearing pants and dons some sunglasses to hide his tears)

1h 6m - Quackity tells Wilbur how he wants to kiIl Chayanne, and Wilbur says he's close to Chayanne and can possibly fix things

1h 7m - Tallulah asks if he wants a hug and he says no, but he accepts one from Wilbur (warning him not to mess up his expensive clothes

1h 8m - Quackity gives them some dry old popcorn & Tallulah says she likes Quackity’s sunglasses. Wilbur reminds him about their deal once more

1h 10m - Wilbur finds out Slime was the one Quackity wanted help killing for revenge

1h 12m - Wilbur tells Tallulah about his and Quackity’s agreement, but tells her he doesn’t want her to worry about the complexities of adult life. Tallulah says Quackity “better not touch Chayanne.” Wilbur says Quackity would lose a fight against Chayanne. Tallulah says “I may be little, but I know how to defend the ones I love.” 

1h 16m - Tallulah asks Wilbur to sing for her. Wilbur [not in his office] leaves to go look for one. 

1h 18m 30s - Tallulah requests a Lovejoy song (attagirl). Wilbur says a lot of his songs are grumpy songs

1h 20m - Wilbur eventually decides on “You’ll Understand When You’re Older” (apologising for his voice because it’s 3am where he is)

1h 23m - Wilbur promises he won’t disappear and he’ll always be around

1h 24m - Tallulah says she has a message for Wilbur but it’s something Chat isn’t allowed to see…?

1h 25m - Wilbur says goodnight to Tallulah and looks at the painting she made for him one more time before logging out. He says everyone on the server is obsessed with their Egg

[riskyalt]

Etoiles: "What the FUCK is pickleball?!"

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Tango: We're lovers. That's all you need to know.

Impulse: Platonic. This is a platonic relationship.

Skizz: Not to me!

[freakinator]

MAPICC: "You always ask me."

MAPICC: "Just do what your heart feels."

[svtskneecaps]

BROTHER I WENT BACK TO PHILZA DAY ONE AND THIS GUY HOPS OFF THE WALL INTO THE RIVER AND BY FREAK OF CHANCE ROIER AND MISSA ARE WALKING BY AND OBVIOUSLY HE SCARES THEM BC BRITISH MAN FALLING FROM THE SKY AND THEY'RE LIKE DUDE WTF WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT ON PURPOSE??? AND THIS PIECE OF BIRD SHIT JUST GOES "roof :D" LMFAOOOOO

[pixiecaps]

Roier: Maximus.. I need to tell you something. But I need you to keep this secret, so if you die you’ll keep this secret forever, okay?

Maxo: Okay. Mhm.

Roier: Never tell this to anybody.

Maxo: Okay.

Roier: (Switches to a feminine voice) I am Melissa.

(Maximus gasps)

Roier: That’s right.

Maxo: Roier!

Roier: All this time it was me.

Maxo: Scumbag!

Roier: All this time it was me.

-

Roier: All this time it’s been me, Maximus. All this time it’s been me but I’ve never told anybody. Anybody. So now you know I’m also a sexual dancer. And that I’m also a secretary.

[mimefish]

"that creeper must've been sitting on my face when he blew up!"

[mangofanarts]

Jimmy: "Looks a bit weird...It does! I don't know how to fix it!"

Jimmy (turns over to look over at Scott's build): "Scott would fix it! He's like bob the build-"

Jimmy: "They're still running after each other-"

Jimmy: "He's like bob the builder, but- but- but, his name is Scott."

[qubitos]

im still thinking about tina learning that it was fit who saved bagi. at first i thought she was being weird about it out of jealousy. but then i remembered that he brutally murdered her like. more than once (during purgatory) so it makes sense that there'd be some built up resentment. but then tina says:

"fit, huh? [sigh] okay, fine. he's forgiven, i guess. i suppose. hmph. dare i say, more than forgiven. perhaps one day…i could even see him as a friend. i owe him my gratitude. [to bagi] im glad that you're here, all safe and sound."

idk i dont have like a thesis or anything i just want her and fit to interact so bad. what the hell kind of relationship dynamic does this situation give you

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

Watching Etho make it through almost an entire Decked Out run in full armor while Tango and Mrs. Tango are just quietly laughing at how completely oblivious he is to both of them trying to hint about it is so funny. 10/10 mr slab, incredible work

[kyuyua]

I AM A SUCCESSFUL FAN

[royalarchivist]

Philza - QSMP VOD Timestamps

Important timestamps from Phil's April 17th and April 18th streams.

Hopefully this helps folks who missed the livestream / people who don't have time to watch the VODs!

There's tons of lore going on, and with so many creators streaming for hours at a time, it's almost impossible for a single person to keep up with everything. With that in mind, if you've got a streamer you watch frequently, consider keeping a record of important timestamps (even if it's just one or two) from their stream to help out other fans!

April 17 VOD

Hardcore for a bit then QSMP later :D !s4 !project new merch is live at Ph1LzAMerch.com! !merch)

2h 33m - Phil logs into QSMP

2h 39 m - Phil says Wilbur messaged him asking him to take care of Tallulah

2h 43m 45s - Fit meets up with Phil

2h 52m 30s - Tallulah wakes up

2h 54m 45s - Wilbur calls Phil asking how Tallulah is

2h 58m - Phil gives Tallulah iron armor

3h 8m - Phil gives her a paraglider

3h 9m 30s - Phil teaches her how to waterbucket clutch

3h 16m - Osito Bimbo makes an appearance, gives Phil an invitation to the Egg funeral

3h 17m 30s - Phil finds out Tilin and JuanaFlippa are dead

3h 24m - Chayanne wakes up

3h 26m - After having a dream where a crow saved him, Chayanne says he likes crows again now :’)

3h 23m 30s - Phil gives Tallulah a god apple to help her in case she’s ever in a pinch

3h 34m - Chayanne says Ramon and Dapper are her best friends

3h 36m - Chayanne finds out the other eggs died, and he feels guilty he wasn’t able to protect Tilin… :( Phil tells him not to blame himself, and Tallulah says Chayanne’s still a hero to her

3h 39m 30s - Phil tells Tallulah to sleep in his house with Chayanne until Wilbur comes back so that she’s safe

3h 40s 30s - Fit meets up with Phil and gives him a… present

3h 45m 20s - Fit asks Phil whether he’s noticed how dangerous the island’s becoming recently

3h 52m - Phil and Fit talk about drugs

3h 59m 45s - Scary music suddenly plays, and Phil turns it off in his settings because he doesn’t want a copyright strike (LMAO)

4h 8m - Phil and Fit show Tallulah around a village

4h 11m 30s - Fit notices that Tallulah looks smaller than the other eggs

4h 12m - Chayanne burns down the village

4h 16m 30s - Chayanne takes on a golem with a gun (and wins)

4h 17m 45s - They see Leonard@’s death message in chat, but acknowledge that they can’t do anything about it because they’re too far away (Leo was fine)

4h 20m - Phil says goodbye to Fit, who promises to keep him updated on what happens at the funeral

4h 23m 30s - Phil tells the story about Jean the Enderdragon and Kristin (Mumza) the Goddess of Death

April 18 VOD

QSMP - this island wants our eggs dead >:( !qsmp !merch

Start of stream: Phil is convinced the island wants their eggs dead

Phil spends the first few minutes of stream reviewing today’s tasks with Chat

17m - Chayanne wakes up

20m - Wilbur messages Phil asking him to babysit Tallulah

25m - Tallulah wakes up

30m - Phil and the eggs leave for an adventure

32m - Tallulah immediately gets “killed” by mobs and has to be revived twice (no life lost)

36m - Phil and the eggs visit Luzu’s house and notice the strange build outside of it

44m 45s - Phil comments on how much stronger and more dangerous mobs seem to be on the island lately

52m 30s - Phil and the eggs enter a Lush Cave

55m - Phil has everyone use their scrolls to leave, saying it’s too dangerous to stay there. He gets separated from the eggs and sent to Fit’s instead of Wilbur’s house, but he reunites with the eggs quickly and everyone is safe.

58m - “I’m convinced now that this island is trying to hurt you”

1h 3m - Tallulah plays the flute for her turtles. One of the tasks is to kill 30 mobs, and so far, Phil and the Eggs (er, just Chayanne actually) have killed around 20 mobs.

1h 9m - Fit asks to join them and Phil agrees to meet up. He also reminds chat that Ramon has a glock

1h 12m - Tallulah asks about the wanted poster of Quackity on Roier's house. Phil says it’s probably a joke, and “[Quackity] can be misunderstood sometimes.” Chayanne says he made the sign, and that Quackity threatened them once. Phil says “[Quackity’s] got a good heart in him, but he sometimes can get a bit emotional.” Tallulah says he’s an angry chihuahua and mentions her encounter with him.

1h 14m 30s - Fit meets up with them, and they talk about how dangerous everything is becoming lately

1h 17m - Phil and Fit share conspiracy theories about the island, and Fit updates him on events from yesterday’s funeral. Phil: I’m convinced this island wants our eggs dead Fit: I’m convinced this island wants all of us dead”.

1h 21m - Fit comments on “kids these days and their waterbucket challenges!”

1h 26m 45s - Phil warns Chayanne to be careful and only engage if people need help while they fight in the caves under Fit’s house

1h 32m 30s - They all leave the cave, and Phil gives Tallulah a diamond as a souvenir. Fit says he has something to show Phil.

1h 34m 45s - Phil calls out chat for constantly calling Fit sus

1h 36m 30s - Fit shows Phil his Wither farm (which is… definitely illegal)

1h 42m 45s - Phil talks about drinking with Quackity last time they met up

1h 46m 30s - Phil and his Eggs say goodbye to Fit

1h 49m - Phil plays Otherside for the Eggs

1h 50m - Phil sings a lullaby for the Eggs

[riskyalt]

Pol: Yo te enseño la manera de pelea, tu pegame (I'll teach you the way to fight, hit me) Roier: Aver? (Let's see?) Pol: AAA AAAA WAAAHAAAA NO ME PEGUES (AAA AAAA WAAAHAAAA DON'T HIT ME)

CRYINGGGFF

As always, VOD and Timestamp in tags!

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Skizz: I'm going to ask your permission for everything. Impulse, I'm thinking of taking a sip of my coffee. Do I have your permission?

Impulse, deadpan: Pour it on your lap.

[freakinator]

Zam: "I wish I cared (about Mapicc trying to blow up spawn). But I don't."

Kab: "I think that's called depression."

Zam: "I guess?"

Zam: "But I think... above all I want Mapicc by my side."

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Occasionally I find some real gems when looking back through the VOD Timestamp Archive