#qsmp vodblogging

[fryingtimes]

Tina: oh no why would this out me as a demon what if my canonically-dubious girlfriend finds out???

The canonically-dubious girlfriend in question: omg she's talking about me?! She said I was her girlfriend?! She said we're not married "yet"?!

[miscellaneoussmp]

"You know the literal translation of 'passa tudo' in Portuguese to English?"

"I thought the literal translation was everything passes, right?"

"Exactly. Everything passes, Fit. Everything has a beginning and ending. And I made my choice, you know? Everything passes."

[bagely]

crying bc they are so connected. They're soulmates dude...

Missa: “Cual firma? Yo soy la firma” ( signature? "I am the signature")

Philza:“I Love how his sign everyone’s but him because he is the signature”

[daisyychainssj]

Less than two days ago tubbo was talking about how he wanted to start beef with one of the eggs and not really understanding why people were sad over the egg deaths whilst watching the lore recap video and then less than 24 hours on the server to

“I see why people get attached, I didnt see it to begin with but now if anything happens to these little squirts I might just have to like drown myself”

They really got his ass in record breaking time

[yb-cringe]

pac <3 “are those my babies? are those my babies?” and the babies are fitmc the war criminal and the kid who doesnt believe in the geneva convention and they both ran to go hug pac bc yes they are his babies

[anon-402]

Missa looking at the PierrexMaxo art: I would kiss and marry him too- You didn't hear that. It was a joke. I'm kidding Tallulah-

Tallulah: A poco si tilin

Missa: I SAID IT WAS A JOKE-

Tallulah: I'm gonna tell dad

[svtskneecaps]

BROTHER I WENT BACK TO PHILZA DAY ONE AND THIS GUY HOPS OFF THE WALL INTO THE RIVER AND BY FREAK OF CHANCE ROIER AND MISSA ARE WALKING BY AND OBVIOUSLY HE SCARES THEM BC BRITISH MAN FALLING FROM THE SKY AND THEY'RE LIKE DUDE WTF WHAT HAPPENED WAS THAT ON PURPOSE??? AND THIS PIECE OF BIRD SHIT JUST GOES "roof :D" LMFAOOOOO

[iminyourbookshelf]

I'm sorry I'm not going to get over this interaction.

"TUBBO I HAVE A JOB :D"

"I KNOW MY DAUGHTER EMPLOYEES YOU 🙄"

"Let's go :D"

[ghost-likes-drawing]

One thing I did not expect when back tracking was discovering the first time Fit called his chat Huevitos was March 27th 2023. A full week before the egg event.

[bagely]

Tallulah is killing a zombie with her sword and Missa with just his hand and a lot of hope is punching and yelling at the zombie "don't hit Tallulah " I'm not strong I'm not strong at all 😭😭😭😭😭

[daisyychainssj]

Pepito called Em Pepito’s soulmate and I’m an emotional mess over it, the lil babies are soulmates ToT

[yb-cringe]

mouse tina and niki were all supposed to fight in the ring and tina suggested they put on a show (fight) and niki started cheering YEAH TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES so . pancake polycule prevails

[anon-402]

Roier: Guess what, Rivers. Missa changes us for the fucking British

Missa: The fucking British you say? [It*] smells like flowers, is very pretty, calm, peaceful, and here? It's only screaming.

Roier: You are right. Felipe does smell nice, he has a lot of money, he likes takis, and he's very handsome. And he smells nice again. Eh. But we're mexican brothers so-

[sag3-th3-mag3]

I’m not surprised at this point.

Charlie Slimecicle, infamous missclicker, strikes again

He definitely didn’t hold the button. Nope…

[rhiaarrow]

Okay I did not realize how much qFit has changed as a character until I started watching his old vods.

I mean an obvious one is that he used to call Ramón 'it' and now he calls him his 'beautiful baby boy made in heaven by God himself'.

But today I was watching a vod (bc bald man is in Australia and I was having withdrawals /j) and I realized how different Hideduo from a few months ago and Hideduo now are.

This morning I decided to watch the event to rescue the new members from the ice, Tubbo's first day on the island from Fit's POV.

My man was just zooming ahead of everyone with no care in the world and I got so fucking confused.

You're telling me that the man who for I've watched for weeks scan every room he's in regardless of how crowded to make sure qPac's there and panics if he's been out of his sight for longer than 5 minutes didn't even check Pac was even with the group before heading off and then proceeded to travel alone by trident? What the actual fuck.

And then in the middle of a fight he's providing ranged support and accidentally hits Pac smack in the face at point blank with a golden carrot and just laughs, mumbles 'oops' to himself and keeps going, accidentally hitting him AGAIN only a few seconds later and not even mumbling oops that time! Current Fit would be apologizing his ass off like 'oh I'm so sorry Pac I missed, are you okay?' and grovelling for forgiveness from his boyfriend.

Then Pac DCs right in front of him in the middle of a pack of mobs and Fit helps kill off those mobs then immediately runs away to fight more mobs! He didn't wait for Pac to come back but I'm pretty damn confident that the current Fit would go "nooo Pac!" and then camp Pacs DC spot until he got back in, past Fit however did not give a shit.

Then Pac gets downed by a whale that was hitting him and he didn't even notice that Pac got downed! He just kept shooting the whale and Cellbit had to revive Pac who was literally 2 fucking blocks away from Fit's feet asking for someone to res him, wtf??

Then when they're on the wall showing qTubbo around qPac teleports off then disconnects without even saying goodbye to anyone. Granted it was a handful of people but he didn't even say bye to qFit I mean wtf

What the fuck happened in the past couple months?

I'm so used to Fit scanning the room for Pac or making sure Pac is safe or constantly messaging Pac to ask where he is or making sure Pac's within his sight that the lack of Pac in the stream was so fucking jarring.

Like dude I did not realize how different they were only a couple months ago, it's fucking insane

[miscellaneoussmp]

"I know you're all happy and stuff, and this medicine is making you feel good, but it's not reality."

"AND WHAT IS REALITY, FIT!? WHAT IS REALITY?!"