#anon402_translations

[anon-402]

Missa looking at the PierrexMaxo art: I would kiss and marry him too- You didn't hear that. It was a joke. I'm kidding Tallulah-

Tallulah: A poco si tilin

Missa: I SAID IT WAS A JOKE-

Tallulah: I'm gonna tell dad

[anon-402]

Roier: Hey, fucking Felipe was reacting to all my stories- he was using the fire reaction. Well, only the stories where Missa appreared, to be honest. *goes through all the stories Philza reacted* (Narrator voice) Exposing Felipe.

[anon-402]

Roier: Guess what, Rivers. Missa changes us for the fucking British

Missa: The fucking British you say? [It*] smells like flowers, is very pretty, calm, peaceful, and here? It's only screaming.

Roier: You are right. Felipe does smell nice, he has a lot of money, he likes takis, and he's very handsome. And he smells nice again. Eh. But we're mexican brothers so-

[anon-402]

Roier: Look Rivers, this tree it's uh- mexican. Not like someone. *starts coughing*

Missa: I only like Sakura tree-

Roier: NOT LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WHO LEFT ME FOR FELIPE.

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Roier: If they kick you out from the house, you can live with us here in the forest.

Missa: They probably won't kick me out, but-

Roier: Ohhhh, so you're a fucking Sugar Baby, huh?

Missa: What can I say?

Roier: You're a freeloader, that's what you are.

[anon-402]

*Missa destroying Roier's house to make a furnace*

Roier: what the fuck are you doing?!

Missa: I'm making you a new furnace.

Roier: But why are you taking down the wall?!

Missa: What are you talking about?! You're so weird this days-

Roier: You're the fucking weird one- Get lost and go to Felipe! Go with Felipe!

[anon-402]

Luzu talking to Tallulah: I'm very emo, but I'm going through a barbie phase. A coquette phase. Like, with a pink house and everything.

[anon-402]

Roier: How are you, Rivers? How you doing today? To be honest, I'm doing great, but I'm a bit dissapointed because Missa doesn't want to come live with us because he's a son of a bitch who only likes to be with Felipe, but, yeah.

[anon-402]

Missa to Roier: You're what you eat. That's why you're a dick.

[anon-402]

Roier: You know what's good about all this? If (for some reason) I go to Korea, I'll already have a friend-- okay, we're not friends yet. But we will. We will be-- or not. Maybe I'll never run into him because we have different schedules, maybe we'll never run into him, Pepito. Shit. Shit.

[anon-402]

Roier: I ate fucking everything already, everything. Even dick.

Rivers: Even dick?

Roier: Even dick, I tasted dick.

Rivers: That's alright, it's good you're experimenting.

[anon-402]

(through chat)

Quackity: Where are you, Luzu?

Luzu: In a shithole. Next to my house. Come and I can teach you some stuff.

Quackity: o_0

Luzu: Not those kind of stuff, Quackity...

Quackity: :(

[anon-402]

Luzu to Pepito: I'm happy that you're happy. Just make sure Luzu doesn't get splashed with shit when you put it in front of the fan. Other than that, I support you.

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Rivers (lost in a cave): I'm gonna dig up, and God bless me. If I die, I die.

*Reads chat*

Rivers: "Do a nether portal", yes, pendejo. Let me take the obsidian out of my ass right now.

[anon-402]

*reading chat*

Mariana: 'Hiii', says Badboyhalo. He thinks he's such a fucking big shot only because he has submarines.[*] I'm gonna get so much better than him sooner or later. Eventually.

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Mariana: Uy, the missions I had are already outdated. They've already expired and they're going to charge me about 50 coins for each missions. *throws missions to the river* We have to throw this shit away before they charge us.