#Unless they are his kids of course

[konohagakurekakashi]

Do u like kids?

Maa, maa. They are fine, I suppose............At a /distance/, under the ever-watchful eye of Iruka-sensei & co. Kidding, kidding! They are the future of Konoha and the custodians of Hi no Ishi. They are important, but I won't deny that there are shinobi far more equipped to deal with kids than little, old me. A good Shinobi is fully aware of their shortcomings, if any hmm.

[theladysunami]

I had a very odd dream where a train (or bus?) I was on got yanked into another world. While my dream had nothing to do with SVSSS, it did have my waking self thinking about how hilarious and/or horrifying such a thing could be as an AU.

Imagine Shen Yuan riding the subway, train or bus one day, when something happens and his whole car gets yanked into the world of PIDW. Nobody else in the car knows anything about PIDW, so Shen Yuan finds himself with the self imposed task of keeping this eccentric group of strangers alive in a weird world full of demons, monsters, and aphrodisiac plants.

The group’s first assumption would probably be that they’re still on modern earth, and just got teleported somewhere. Their second assumption, if they come across common folk, might be they somehow ended up in the past.

Then they run into some monster, or people riding on swords with specific uniforms, or a commoner mentions a name or event only Shen Yuan recognizes. The rest of the party debates what sort of Xianxia or Wuxia world they’ve ended up in, while poor Shen Yuan sweats bullets. He knows exactly what world they are in, and they are so screwed.

I have this image of poor beleaguered nerd Shen Yuan successfully protecting and leading this group of primary school kids, their cute teacher, and a handful of grannies and grandpas, while all the other adults and older teens keep wandering off and getting themselves in trouble.

[recent-rose]

yknowwww there is something... deeply uncomfortable about the way mel never speaks directly to viktor in the 'build hextech weapons' scene. she really only speaks to jayce. plenty of people have pointed this out already but like the one scene they actually share a meaningful interaction and she treats him like he's beneath her. all this after jayce has emphasized how important viktor is, that hextech is theirs, together. she unequivocally ices him out, there's no other way to interpret this scene. the way it's shot too - from viktor's perspective, looking up at her, as though to reinforce the same belief in him. like he doesn't even bother expecting respect from her - or anyone from the upper echelon of piltover. he's fully accustomed to being dehumanized by everyone around him at this point. sometimes even by jayce, despite the trust they clearly have in each other.

then of course after this scene is viktor experimenting on himself. it's pretty clear that he has internalized his own dehumanization. crazy.

[hadesknockedupintheunderworld]

Ngl it's weird finishing the Knuckles tv show and going to tumblr about it only for people (even who I consider bigger name fans) who also watched the entire show to claim that it "confirmed Knuckles Wachowski"

Like

I'm sorry

Did you somehow miss the part in the last episode where Knuckles had a whole montage of hanging with the Whipple family and Wade and saying "home" or something?

[pochapal]

this being the first theory battler has lampshaded and discarded as a joke is making me extremely 👁

[skyward-floored]

have you considered... echoes of wisdom link and/or zelda in the incredibles au?

Very briefly yes, but not anything concrete. I should keep with my theme of making the Links related I suppose, though it would be funny if between the two of them Zelda was the one related in this instance (since she's the playable character!).

But again, idk yet. I'd also like to see what (if anything) gets decided in regards to lu before I do much XD

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s Vulcan Facebook would just be plant growth progress reports, pictures of his kids and then massively reblogged Vulcan quotes like (picture of Surakian Texts) “This book will either keep you from illogic...or illogic will keep you from this book.”

[eddie-rifff]

lol. im gonna be ruminating about my interaction w bill bruford in the hotel for the rest of my life. he was clearly like not expecting a fan to approach him then and there but he was also trying to be cordial and normal despite me probably looking like i had just witnessed a tragic event or something. we exchanged a few words n then he was like "ya so we're heading up to manhattan now" just like making small talk and i was so intimidated and starstruck i dont even remember what i said LOL i think it was pretty normal but i wanted to ask him something (if the weird modulated voice on back to the beginning is him tho im pretty sure it is but id like confirmation) and get a pic but. i was unable to do so on account of the being absolutely petrified. anyway props to bill for trying to be normal to me when i was probably visibly trembling

[quietwingsinthesky]

See, the thing about the Amy episode that makes Dean’s actions so reprehensible is not only the part where he doesn’t trust Sam and goes behind his back to kill Amy or even the hypocrisy of Dean ‘you can’t change what you are so you’re going to kill someone eventually’ Winchester sparing the kid right after stabbing his mom, it’s that Amy is very explicitly supposed to be a Sam parallel. There is no other way about it, from the they’re both freaks part of it to Dean dropping the line about ‘the other shoe’ right before he kills her, she is Sam, how Dean reacts to her is supposed to give us insight into how he feels about Sam. And Dean. kills her.

The not very subtle subtext being that Dean is ready to off Sam if he goes too far off the deep end? He’s aggressive and mistrustful of Sam at every turn in the episode, lays the feet of it all at Sam’s hallucinations maybe leading him astray, but end of the day, Sam’s crimes here are A) was tortured in Hell and B) is traumatized by that in a way that makes Dean’s life more difficult.

And it is hard to watch. To spend this whole episode with Sam being completely functional on his own, making a rational decision based on past experience and on all the information about Amy he has available, and for the episode to end with, ‘but yeah, if dean thinks sam goes too far, he’s probably gonna kill him. because sam can’t change or be fixed, so it’s for the good of everyone that he be put down.’

[south-sea]

shadow might have a good poker face but the trade off is he can’t control his ear movements worth a damn even if it’s to his own detriment. dude could be getting interrogated and his ears are waving around like he’s flagging down a plane

[drifloonz]

every time i remember stevens implied to be a gamer i get the vivid image of him in his abandoned lookin unkempt ass house playing league on a desktop pc in the corner of his room with all the lights off

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

"Sounds like Dorian alright," Randall chuckled; even as a boy, his best friend seemed to take any and all opportunities he found to try and throw a party, and although these attempts didn't always pan out, he still tried. Even as a child, Randall knew it wasn't because Dorian enjoyed being the center of these parties (unlike what some suspected), it was simply because he wanted everyone to have a good time drinking, dancing, playing party games, and just overall having fun, and that especially went for Randall, who got to enjoy some of these lavish get-togethers through Dorian, who always insisted his best friend and his mother get to join in.

(And who knew-maybe that'd still be the case once they made it to California; Dorian throwing parties. They'd probably be scaled down from the wildly over-the-tip ones held at Gracey Manor, of course, but he could see his dear friend still putting quite a few on for even the most minute of celebrations.)

"I wish I could see these dresses too," he smiled, brightening at the idea of making him and Emily matching outfits, and especially giving his all when it came to his bride's dresses; he'd never do anything by half when it came to her. It was a shame she couldn't have brought them back with her from the future, he really would've liked to see them (and see if he'd any gotten better post-mortem-Lord knew he had all the time in the world to practice and improve!)

"Did you, uh, have a favorite that I made, for a particular party, I mean?"

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

*runs around the room at breakneck speed* so um. Kaeya’s skin hehe

[spideyladman]

Thinking about the disturbing implications of Cain's story and destiny from the Bible rn

[gaylittleguys]

I can’t believe in the fucked up lose yourself to dark urges ending it said Mal had made many more bhaalspawn in the past 6 months. with what???? his pussy????????

[pureconancommentary]

Genta - Technically good-ish, since the 'ghosts' are actually people, and not the most physically fit. But for ghost hunting, that's a terrible weapon choice, at least bring salt or something to put on the bat if you were to come across a ghost. But a bat alone would probably not have helped, 3/10 item choice.

Ayumi - Solid choice, always need food at some point. I don't know how long you kids were planning to do ghost hunting, but I also don't know how far any of you are from your homes, so snacks were going to be necessary even if the fun hangout were a more normal activity, 8/10.

Mitsuhiko - Bud. You're going to a haunted house, not a hike. The compass is entirely unnecessary, and if you were thinking of mapping it out, a different kind of compass (and some paper) might have been better. The flashlights are a nice choice, though. Both for general exploration of a supposed abandoned house and light tends to be helpful when dealing with ghosts. 6/10

Conan - Seems to have brought nothing, but actually has secret gadgets. His shoes have mostly the same application as Genta with a bat (good on people, probably not on ghosts) except at a higher power level when there's something to kick and more versatile on what can be kicked and where. His bowtie could be useful for distractions, bluffing, or flat out pretending to be someone a person wants to hear. (Though, imitation is best left to professionals when dealing with spirits, since the chance of it making things worse is high.) The glasses would really only help if something was moved a good distance, though the tracking sticker itself may be used to mark an object or area. And the surprise new gadget of suspenders are useful for using physics to help compensate for tiny boy strength. Bonus skill of being a much higher level than all of his companions. 9/10, would have been higher if he used any of them aside from the suspenders (and his mind of an adult). Nobody would take his seemingly benign clothing items away from him if he'd been caught, either.