#Umm??? Hello??? [ Anonymous ]

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Livin’ La Vida Loca

Bang Chan x Male Reader

cw: top chris, stripper reader, anonymous sex, protected sex, marking, pulling the thong to the side, chest play, riding, in the desk, against the door, hungry sex (like it's something chris was craving for so long), facial.

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“finally, it's saturday” chris hummed, it was a tiring week full of work, so a free day was refreshing to him. he was walking down the street filled with street food stands, shops with colorful lights and neon signs when something caught his attention.

“little shop of eros… what a curious sign” he obviously knew what the sign meant but still curiosity got the best of him, “i guess a strip show wouldn't be that bad to relieve my stress” little did he know it would do more than that”.

“welcome gentleman, here let me take your coat” the man in the door extended his arms and chris handed him his coat, “welcome to little shop of eros, home to one of the best strippers in the country. you might want to use this mask if you don't want your identity to be known” then the man pointed to one of the seats near the bar, "please take a seat, the show is almost starting" he adds.

chris accommodates himself in the seat asking for a whiskey on the rocks when suddenly all the lights are gone, “what” he muttered quietly. then the lights are turned on again but this time they're all red. the figure of a man appeared, he was wearing very short shorts that left nothing to the imagination, some straps that went from the front of the shorts to the back of it and it covered his nipples, a little bow tie and a mask.

he started to dance on the silver pole, going up and down of it with swift sexy movements, movements that caught chris’s attention. the stripper kept on dancing and started to discard his clothes, it's not like he has a lot of them anyway. first the straps, they fell and revealed his nipples, they were hard and with a red mark due to how tight the straps were. then it’s turn for the shorts, he unzipped and unbuttoned them, they went down slowly, he was teasing the spectators, to make them eager to see his almost naked body.

“so sexy”; “fuck! i need him”; “i want to touch it” and more things can be heard in the public, they all were watching yn dancing again in the pole but this time with just a thong the front part covering his bulge while the back part, a fine strap of fabric, was in between his ass cheeks.

something rose in chris's pants, a big bulge was forming after seeing him, his suggestive movements, his sexy body. chris would be a fool if he doesn't so something to meet yn. “i see you're quite interested in him” a man near him says, staring at his bulge, “you can meet him backstage” the unknown man chugged the remaining alcohol on his glass “he's the one who decides if he accepts you or not tho” he adds and then leaves.

seeing the opportunity he quickly drinks all the glass of alcohol and went backstage looking for his room. he knocks but no ones opening the door, he knocks again until he hears a “coming” from the other side of the door. “hello stranger” he greets. chris saw him without the mask, he's even prettier. “umm hello?” yn asks again “how can i help you?”.

“i wanted to meet you” chris replied quickly. “i see.. what's your name?”; “chris” he almost yells it, causing yn to laugh a little, “okay mr. chris please come in”, yn opens the door completely letting the masked man enter.

it started as a gentle kiss session, they're mouths connected to each other, chris’ plump lips tasted like strawberry due to the lip balm he was using. their tongues intertwined with each other, saliva being shared and lips being bitten. “you taste so good mr. chris” yn said with clenched teeth biting the other's lower lip, “i say the same” he replies.

chris takes a small package out of his pocket and opens it using his teeth, taking out the condom from it. "wow, you came prepared for this, didn't you?" yn spits and sucks chris’ shaft for few seconds and then slides the condom little by little. “so heavy and thick” yn blurted out while massaging it a bit and kissing chris’ neck. the top accommodated himself on the chair in a comfortable position and yn sat on top of him, pulling his black thong to the side, letting his hole swallow that juicy dick. “hngh… i missed this feeling" mentions yn "a delicious cock stretching my hole”. chris moved his hips in a slow sensual manner, opening those insides. “you're so tight” he cooes and kisses yn’s chest, swirling his tongue in his erect nipples and leaving some bite marks on it, while yn ride him, loving the burning sensation he's feeling inside.

the both were enjoying the slow, almost sensual, pace but chris wanted more. he hugged yn tightly, his thrusts were gaining speed “i want more” he said, neediness in his tone “i want more of you, may i?”.

“shi…” yn murmurs, the pleasurable sensation kicking in “just don't break me, man” he joked giving chris the green light to let him do whatever he wants.

chris lifted yn from the chair with his cock still buried deep inside him. yn rode him like that, trusting that chris’ strong veiny arms would not let him fall to the floor. “is so fucking good… mr. chris” yn whimpered, his ass cheek clashing against chris’ heavy cum-filled balls. “your hole is top tier yn, the best hole i've ever had” he praises.

chris sat yn into the desk and make him lean so he can receive his cock properly. yn's sweaty back steaming the mirror. the thrusts become so harsher that the desk started moving. “i… told you not to b-break me b-but that doesn't mean y…ou can break my… my things” yn managed to say while his sweet spot was being brushed by chris' tip.

chris white shirt was starting to get wet, it sticked to his body making him look way sexier. the sight of the sweat beads rolling down his toned chest made yn hornier. he unbuttoned the shirt enough to see the other's chest, ‘so sexy’ he thought. the mirror was completely fogged up, the sex session was being a success. both people fulfilling their needs in such a passionate and sexy way, it felt as if they were the only ones in the world right now. yn pinched his nipples, gripped his tits so hard it let his handprints on it “i love how they jiggle while you pound my hole”.

once again chris lifted him and made him stand facing the door, yn was being pushed against it while chris rails him and covered his mouth to muffle his moans. “i’m gonna cum” he said. he grabbed the strings of the thong grabbing it and then letting it go, adoring the sound it made when it clashed against the other's ass. chris grabbed both ass cheeks, gripping them hard, to make yn meet his thrusts. it was like yn was his toy and he wasn't complaining, he hadn't felt that good in such a long time. “mr. chris i have a request” he breathes deeply “i wanna see your face while you cum in mine”. chris hesitated but then agreed, as a way to make him know he was grateful for that amazing night he is having.

yn was speechless, chris was so pretty, beautiful, gorgeous. those words weren't enough to describe his looks. “what?” chris asked with some concern. “nothing.. it’s just that you're so beautiful, i-i-i really mean it” chris can almost see stars sparkling on his eyes, ‘cute’ he thought.

with just a few more strokes chris came on the other’s face, some of it landing on his tongue so he swallowed it, “i like your flavor mr. chris” he clean his face and kissed him.

“thank you so much for tonight” chris bowed to yn, “i’ll never forget it”; “me neither” yn replied with a smile adorning his face, bowing back.

since that day little shop of eros was like a second home to chris, he went there almost every day just to see and chat with yn, sometimes they even had sex too. a cute relationship was born since that first night, that unforgettable sex night.

[starrynights-sunnyskies]

as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·ﾟmisa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (2/-)

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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.

or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous

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[justalittleficsideblog]

Heeeyyyyy

I saw your requests were open so here i am.

Umm maybe you can do a fic where Lucifer gets hit by a truth potion, so he starts acting soft and all with mc. But mc thinks that a love potion has hit him and he doesn't mean any word he says. But after the potion wears off, they find out that lucifer was being his true self afterall??

I really dont know where do i want this to go but after nightbringer angst some fluff is what o need.

Love anonymous👑

Hello there anon! This is such an adorable prompt omg omg I hope that this meets your expectations! <3. I kinda made this fluffy / angsty? Lucifer is horrid with emotion that isnt pissed off so here we go! Also this turned out a shit ton longer than I expected so...

synopsis: Sneaky Solomon slips something into Lucifer's tea after he becomes annoyed with his emotional constipation. How will Lucifer fare during his outing with you? wk: 1.6k You Can't Handle the Truth!

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Lucifer found himself rubbing his temples in irritation as Diavolo and Solomon eagerly continued on their private conversation.

“You are both aware that a meeting involves the entire body communicating,” he huffed, staring daggers at Solomon specifically.

Diavolo glanced at Lucifer and then back to Solomon, looking all to pleased with whatever their conversation had been about… Lucifer felt his stomach churn, Diavolo teaming up with Solomon never ended well.

“Let’s take a brief recess!” Diavolo sprouted, “It seems I am a bit distracted.”

Rolling his eyes but glad for the reason to stretch his legs, Lucifer pushed back from the table and hurried out to clear his head and look at his D.D.D.

MC: Hey, are we still on for tonight? I’m dying to try out that new bakery café restaurant thing

He smiled softly down at the notification from you, feeling some of his stress ease as he read the message over.

Lucifer: The meeting is almost over.

Lucifer: It will be nice to go over the items Diavolo needs us to prepare for RAD without my brothers around.

MC: ahh… ok!

Meanwhile, during Lucifer’s distraction Barbatos had readied fresh tea for everyone in the meeting. Unbeknownst to him (not really, he just pretended not to see to appease Lord Diavolo), Solomon had slipped in a tiny bit of truth potion into Lucifer’s glass.

Clicking off his device, he sauntered back into the meeting room. Now motivated to finish the meeting off sooner, he mimicked Diavolo as he sat down; sipping his tea he collected his notes.

Diavolo had a worryingly wicked grin on his face. “Are you truly this excited about the upcoming event at RAD?” he questioned, eyebrow raising thoughtfully.

“Why of course,” the soon-to-be-king sauntered. “And I presume that you and MC will be meeting soon to finish discussing preparations?”

“This evening, actually.” He admitted, strangely… quicker than he was expecting.

“Are you excited? To meet with them?” Solomon inquired, noticing Lucifer had drank a sizeable amount from his glass.

Lucifer’s breath caught, realizing words were spitting out before he could help it, “Yes. I’m very excited.” His hand slapped over his mouth, “What the hell is going on?”

Diavolo and Solomon erupted in laughter together, their bodies shaking at the eldest’s misfortune.

“Well… Solomon needed to try out a new elixir for a truth serum. And since you’ve been so…” He trailed off, looking towards his partner in crime.

“—emotionally constipated.” The latter quipped in.

“Ah... yes, I guess that would be a sufficient way to describe it,” Diavolo laughed. “We thought you could use this to loosen up with them tonight, your brothers won’t be around and I’m sure MC would appreciate the deep conversation I am sure you two will be having over dinner.”

With that, Diavolo stood. Meeting, adjourned.

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You started up with a jolt as you heard the door to the House of Lamination slam.

I take it the meeting must’ve not gone exceptionally well….

Grabbing your things, you headed down the staircase and met Lucifer, who had a very hard time meeting your eyes.

“Are… are you alright?” You asked, hand resting on his shoulder as you looked up to him in concern.

“No!” he blurted, eyes widening as you saw a blush creep it’s way up his neck. “Ahem… let’s just go. I assume you are ready?”

Shrinking back, you furrowed your brows in confusion at his attitude. “What the hell happened?”

Without a pause, he replied, “Solomon and Lord Diavolo have decided to test some sort of potion on me for the evening…” The words tumbled out of his mouth, and he slapped his hands over his mouth as he strode out of the house, you following close behind.

What the hell…? You thought. Studying Lucifer as you both went quietly to the restaurant, you noticed he had trouble looking at you, and was almost eager to respond to anything you had said. Did… Solomon give him….. a love potion?

You thought back to when you had eaten the suspicious pudding that had the brother’s going crazy because of the magical affect it had on them to be around you… was this something similar?

“So.. did Solomon trick you into eating or drinking something?” You inquired, entering through the restaurant’s door.

“Yes… and I am to assume the affects will last about 24 hours. I do apologize for this,” he finally looked at you before jumping into discussion with the host about his reservation.

As you were guided to the table you couldn’t help but feel like Lucifer was avoiding you, the way he tensed when you began speaking bothered you. Was being around you..difficult?

“Lucifer,” you started, taking a sip from the water that was placed on your table. “Is… is it hard to be around me?”

Damn the question for being so vague, Lucifer had no choice but to reply to your question in a general sense. “There are times it is painful to be near you, sitting near you even for this dinner is making me go crazy. My heart is beating erratically, and I can’t focus clearly on anything but you.”

He seemed to be breathing heavily, clearly upset by his own outburst.

Oh…. You thought, smirking slightly. It was most certainly a love potion that Solomon had given him. Poor guy, you rested your chin in your hand, fiddling the straw in your glass with your tongue. Catching Lucifer’s gaze, you asked. “Is something wrong?”

“Y-your tongue…”

“What about it?” you rested the glass down on the table.

“It’s... exciting me,” he coughed, his burning face turned away from you.

Oh… OH! Now you were the one who was blushing. I guess everything you do might be suggestive to him right now.

“Let’s go on towards the agenda for tonight,” you muttered. “Do you think Diavolo would wants these colors?”

Lucifer watched as you went on about the event planning, eternally grateful that you had changed the subject. If you had decided to ask him about his feelings somehow, he doesn’t know how he would manage. His blunder earlier had him crossing his legs, trying to shrink himself in embarrassment.

That fucking sorcerer, he seethed.

His eyes quipped towards you fiddling with the ends of your attire. Too caught up with his predicament, he had forgotten to compliment you on your stunning appearance this evening.

“Do you think Asmo went a bit overboard?” You suddenly piped up, gesturing towards your clothes. “I told him that I didn’t really like this kind of stuff, but he was so damn insisten—”

“I think you look particularly ravishing this evening,” he interrupted, eyes trailing down your form.

Ah hell, you had forgotten about the potion. Of course he would think you look good right now, he’s not in his right mind!

“I’m sorry, Lucifer. The whole potion thing slipped my mind for a moment,” you pondered sadly, your eyes gravitating towards the edge of the table where your food lay. “Do you want to end this early tonight?”

“No,” his own answer surprised him. “I do truly find enjoyment in your company. Having you to myself for an evening—”

It’s just the potion talking it’s just the potion talking, you reminded yourself. Oh, how you had hoped for the ever-stoic elder brother to utter those words to you. And maybe you could indulge in this side of him just once.

“And how do you feel towards me, Lucifer?” you teased, hoping to engage with this flirty side to him a bit longer. You had to admit, it was kind of fun.

You hadn’t expected his reply.

“It hurts to breathe when I look at you. Any time you enter a room all I hear is static and I lose the ability to focus on anything except you. Anywhere you touch me it burns, and yet somehow, I can never get enough of it. I am a moth to your flame, MC. I am hopelessly, irrevocably—"

“Lucifer, just stop. I know this whole love potion is making you say things you don’t mean.” You couldn’t bear to hear anymore, this was not a real confession.

He glanced up in shock, “Love potion? No, wait. You have the wrong idea.”

It was too late, you had already slammed your payment onto the table and walked out of the restaurant. You just wanted to sleep in your bed and forgot about the entire night.

As you climbed up the steps and swung open your door, you did not expect to see a silver haired sorcerer lounging on your bed.

“Well, hello! I was wondering if you have that textbook I lent you—”

“Cut the shit, Solomon. I’m not in the mood after the little prank you played on Lucifer today.”

To be fair, he really was there to grab a textbook, but now he was even more confused.

“What are you talking about? Didn’t things go well?”

“Quit acting like you don’t know! That love potion you gave him was a bit extreme, don’t you think?”

Suddenly, a grin broke out across the human’s face, his finger gently stroking his chin as he realized the situation.

“Darling, I never gave him a love potion, I gave him a truth elixir.”

You stood rigid, Solomon wouldn’t lie about that right…?

You turned around, but he was already gone. Collapsing onto the bed you replayed the events of the night. Oh god…. So that means, he really meant all of that?!

Tucking yourself into bed, you felt your cheeks grow hot.

Thanks, Solomon.

Maybe he wasn’t so bad, after all.

[budgiesunset]

Advice || Reader x Gilbert Blythe.

Requested by: Anonymous

•Summary• When YN sees Gilbert getting closer with Anne YN assumes the worst breaking up with Gilbert and Leaving.

•Warning’s• Angst, fluff, happy ending, not proof read, bad grammar, Arguing parents, sort of dumb reader, overthinking

You where lying on your bed deciding on what to do next.

When you saw Gilbert and Anne talking you just wanted to crawl up into a ball and disappear.

It was no secret that Anne had feelings for Gilbert but you didn’t think that she would try and take him.

If you had to be honest you where scared Anne was beautiful, smart and wasn’t scared to speak her mind.

while you on the other hand where shy and had gotten use to being forgotten about that was until Gilbert had taken an interest in you and you started going out together and he would walk you home.

He had helped bring you out of your shell.

So after seeing him interact with Anne you knew what you had to do so you left your room walking down stairs putting on your coat, beanie, scarf, gloves and slipping on your shoes.

When you arrived at Gilbert’s house you where terrified to do this but after taking a deep breath you approach the door and knocked.

“Y/n. What are you doing here? Is everything ok?” He asked.

“We can’t see each other anymore Gilbert.” You said looking him in the eyes.

“What are you talking about Y/n… did something happen?” Gilbert asked trying to see if you were joking about that and didn’t truly mean it.

“Gilbert you don’t have to pretend I saw you and Anne today. I wish you two every happiness I really do… Goodbye Gilbert Blythe.” You said turning away and walking off. Before he could explain.

You knocked on the door of the Cuthbert’s home. “Oh hello Y/N what a pleasant surprise, Anne is in the barn working if you’re looking for her.” Ms Cuthbert said once she opened the door.

“Thank you” you said quickly before walking towards the barn.

“Y/N.. what are you doing here? Is everything alright?” Anne said seeing you walking into the barn with red puffy eyes.

“I broke up with Gilbert” You said looking down.

“WHAT? WHY? What happened?” She asked dropping the pitchfork and walking closer to you.

“Why do you sound upset. I saw you both this morning.. so I broke up with him so you could be together. I hope you both are happy- excuse me I have to head home.” You say turning around and running off.

When you arrived home you where greeted with your parents arguing but once the noticed your presence they told you to pack a suitcase because you would be staying with your grandparents in Charlotte Town for a couple days.

Once you finished packing you walked back downstairs being met by your parents yet again arguing before ushering you into the carriage joining you after a couple of minutes.

•••

Gilbert knew he screwed up the moment you said you saw him with Anne. But since you left before he could explain he didn’t get to tell you that he was just asking for advice on how to be a better boyfriend.

But it really started to sink in when he saw Anne and Diana walking towards his house.

“Gilbert we have a massive problem!” Anne said as Gilbert opened the door the two girls pushing past him. “After Y/N was at my house saying that she saw you and me talking she told me that we could be together and then apparently Diana saw the Y/L/N’s getting in to a carriage and heading towards the train station with suitcases… Don’t you realize we must have upset Y/N so bad that now she’s leaving Avonlea!” Anne blurted out

“ANNE! Calm down they wouldn’t just leave Avonlea ok.” Diana said in an attempt to calm down her friend.

“Wait… What do you mean you saw them leaving?” He said sinking into his chair feeling his stomach drop as if it fell into a bottomless pit.

“We have to do something. We have to-“ she was cut off by Gilbert getting up.

“I just remembered I have stuff I have to do.. umm- I will see you guys on Monday.” He said pushing the girls out the door before shutting it on them. He turned his back to the door before sliding down the cold wood. Warm tears slid down his cheeks his breathing picked up and he slowly got up and walked towards his bed lying down shoving his face into his pillow.

•••

The next morning it was Saturday and he woke up extra early quickly changing his clothes and grabbing his coat and hat as he rushed at the front door and headed towards the train station.

when he arrived he got on the first train to Charlotte Town. Remembering you saw that your grandparents live there and you normally stay with them after your parents had huge fights. He even visited you a couple months ago so he remembered the way particularly well.

When he arrived at the house he knocked on the door to be greeted by a maid. “Hello can I help?” She asked looking curiously at the boy who stood on the steps.

“Umm.. Yes, I’m looking for Y/F/N.. is she here?” He said looking up at the old woman.

“And who should I say is calling?” The maid asked.

Knowing you probably won’t answer if he said his name He said “a friend.” The maid nodded before closing the door and walking off.

When you opened the door you were surprised to see Gilbert “Gilbert?.. what are you doing here?” You asked ready to slam the door in his face.

“Y/N you never let me explain. I was asking Anne for advice on a date that I had planned and needed an opinion on from one of you friends” he said taking you hands in his and rubbing circles on the back of your hand with his thumb.

“w-what?” You croaked out.

“I would never cheat on you. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.” He said looking deep in to your Y/E/C eyes.

You pulled him into a tight hug. He wrapped his arms around your waist while resting his chin on the top of your head placing a kiss to your forehead.

“I love you Gilbert Blythe”

“I love you too Y/F/N”

••••• AN: hey I know I said I would write this like two weeks ago but I have had serious writers block followed by several anxiety filled days and then it’s week I has the honor of having tonsillitis for the 4th time in a span of 2 years so that was fun. But anyway I hope you liked this. Love you guys❤️

[harus-simp]

Why so quiet?

-Junhyeon x reader-

Warning:none

Requested: heyy your fics are so cute! can you do one where you're in a secret relationship with junhyeon and you're a presenter for the boys planet show? (Anonymous)

Author's note: sorry for the delay anon, I couldn't find the time to do it :((

But I hope you enjoy it anyways ;))

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When you got to be on boys planet as a planet master and get to evaluate the trainees as a group you couldn't help but laugh realising certain someone was there working hard for his dreams.

Walking into mnet's principal building made you anxious, the more you thought about it the less you agreed with your decision.

Now why were you exactly feeling like this? Well,as a former contestant from the produce series all the memories and past experiences kept coming back to you in an abnormal speed, you couldn't even control it.

However, on the other hand you were kinda excited and grateful to be invited to boys planet to come as a planet master, because after your elimination you debuted as a soloist growing in popularity and becoming well known to the idol industry.

You stood in front of the door and tooked a deep breath before ignoring your nerves and entered confidently there.

You were guided by the staff to the place you needed to be as you went over your script one last time, preparing for your entrance and meeting the boys.

"Okay ready in 3,2,1,go"

You entered the room you were supposed to enter while the trainees started to notice your presence and recognising you with various funny reactions. Ones where surprised, others excited and then there was someone who stood in utter shock, with his mouth opened and without saying anything.

"Why, so quiet Junhyeon?"you overheard someone saying to his fellow friend.

You smiled as the noises faded and they let you start to talk.

"Hello, I'm kpop idol soloist y/n, nice to meet you!"

You were greeted with applauses and lots of cheers as you continued.

"I'll be here as your planet master and even evaluate you throughout the week for this artist battle, so be prepared"

On the other hand, we could see Junhyeon with probably the calmest reaction he has had since the start of the show, which seemed a little bit suspicious to his fellow team mates.

"You still there?"gunwook said as he waved his hands in front of his face.

He shaked his head as he answered : "yes, yes I'm here, just surprised to see y/n sunbaenim as a planet master.

"Right..."

They were on their right to be confused because where the fuck did the loud and extra junhyeon go? He wasn't normally like this.

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After explaining them the mission you waved them goodbye as you exited the room and could go to the cafeteria to have something to eat and rest for a bit. After a while you were heading to your car because till you had to evaluate them they had a couple days to prepare for it, so you weren't needed until then so you were dismissed.

As you got to your car you were hugged from behind immobilising you as a voice who seemed to have been running started saying.

"Hey-umm- baby- why didn't you tell me you were gonna be here?"he announced

You smiled widely realising who the voice belonged to as you turned around and hugged him properly.

"Hey hyeonnie!"you answered hugging him tightly.

He couldn't help but smile at your mere sight hugging you back delicately and expecting an answer to his question.

"Well?"

"Let's just say I wanted to surprise you, it will be fun to be judging you as an artist haha"

"Ahhh, you should have told me so I could be really prepared!Now I can't show you my talents properly!"he whined

"Nonsense, you don't need to prepare for anything, I'm sure you'll do just fine"you assured him

He looked at you pouting not convinced by your explanation.

"Baby, I mean it. You are really talented, and I know that any concept you'll get you'll kill it"you said and right after that you kissed his cheek and grabbed his hand reassuringly.

He looked at you mischievously and arching his eyebrows at the same time.

"Oh, I'm I that good?"he said teasingly getting closer to your face.

You side eyed him looking incredulous at his antics. Just a second ago he was kinda insecure and now his ego rose so quickly? Yeah he was really interesting at times.

"Well, gotta go babe bye bye " you pecked his lips softly and entered your car.

"Ta-take care"he stuttered as he didn't expect your sudden gesture and he wasn't used to your love for pda yet.

As he was returning to the planet camp he saw gunwook and taerae smirking at him.

"Wha-what are you guys doing? Were you spying me?"he asked feeling himself blushing.

"Is the Kum Junhyeon blushing?"asked gunwook teasingly.

"Hey no- that's not the point"he tried to change the subject.

"We were just heading for practice so we kinda need you,so...we were looking for you"answered taerae

"But we saw something really interesting tho" continued gunwook

He pushed them inside just trying to evade all the bombarding questions he was asked, obviously failing on his purpose.

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.

The practices went on really quickly as well, and as they were fast they were really tough too.

When you were evaluating the En Garde team before eliminations it went good, the energy was amazing and everyone performed flawlessly without any major mistakes. However, after these it was like the team relaxed too much and their critiques were not quite as good as they had been previously.

"What is this?"young joon asked them with the calmest expression ever. "Is this the best you can do?"

You could sense the tension in the room, it could be cutted with a knife. The trainees were completely serious and ashamed of their result, the silence it was transmitted there made everyone anxious and without any hopes left.

"With this attitude I can't continue"the choreographer said as he left the room angry.

You decided to lighten up their moods a little bit.

"Hey guys, don't be discouraged by this, you didn't do terrible either. It's just you guys didn't stand out portraying correctly your talents".

The trainees smiled a little bit at your efforts of cheering them up.

"So please quit those long faces and think now of what you can improve alright?"

"Alright"they answered you with low spirits.

"No that's not the spirit, let's do it again, alright?"you said a little bit louder this time

"Alright"they said louder

"Now that's what I'm talking about. Well that's all, see you on the day of the performance then".

And after the days passed and the Artist mission battle started officially you were waiting patiently to present your boyfriend's team after the amazing performance 'Supercharger' team made. You were really excited to see your boyfriend's progress and how much he had improved.

While performing you could sense everyone's hard work and effort making you so happy and relieved for them,but specially you noticed juhyeonnie who gave his all trying to impress you, making you a proud girlfriend.

So, on the little break (and I mean little literally, you didn't have much time) you decided to congratulate them personally making everyone excited by your positive critiques, but you took your baby to one side being left by the others who by now all knew of your relationship (aka gunwook and taerae spilled the tea)

"OMG You killed it!"you said to him excitedly.

"Heh, don't know did I?"

You perfectly knew he was just teasing you, and that by complimenting him you would just boost his ego, but you couldn't help but fall into his trap.

"Yes you absolutely did, the performance was great!"

"Of course it was, your boyfriend was there, duh"

You knew that behind those little jokes he actually meant to be thankful and grateful for your words, but you preferred him to be like he was being right now.

"Don't be silly!"You said hitting his arm playfully

He now looked at you with that gummy smile you so loved and fell in love with. He felt so happy to have you by his side on the way to his debut.

"Well I better get going, I must present the next group"you said as you started to go back to the stage.

"Wait babe!"

He grabbed your wrist and gave you a peck as you had done in the parking lot before. It was short, but really sweet nonetheless. And although he felt the urge to stay like this for a while, he separated from you knowing well that you'd probably scold him.

"Now you can go"

You smiled as you bid him goodbye while he went back to his friends.

Oh,how this boy drives you crazy! 😛

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[boysluts]

Hello!! I'd like some thought on this little.. fic or perhaps series I would like to start writing! SO,

Lets say, Buck decides to marry you, to protect his actual lover. Not caring about the dangers he could put you through

^ And it's awful for reader, because you've has had the biggest crush on bucky FOR LIKE AGES and so him having a lover in the first place is shocking news to you.. and he's like "oh but I don't want it to be public because she could get hurt.. I'd rather fake marriage with someone so my lover isn't in danger because of me" and poor mc is unfortunately giving up her happiness for his ugh..

I need thoughts and more ideas tho!! Please give your input :))

Intro!! Less important things,

First of all, happy new years and very late merry Christmas to you all! I'm Claudine .. and I've finally decided instead of just anonymously reading fics about buck, I'll let my stupid ideas take over me and write.. until writers block decides it wants to come back.

I am more than happy to take fic requests regarding Bucky Barnes, though sometimes my writing may not be up to your standards!

Umm, and yeah that's all from me <3

—Claudine

(I really hope this isn't THAT cringe 💀.)

[hekateinhell]

#vcficfriday! ♥️

here's some fics I've recently read and reread that I loved and if you follow me and like my tastes, I think you will too! 🥹

Eia Mater, fons amoris by Liaeling

Chapters: 2/29 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt Summary: “In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” A tear ran down her cheek. “Forgive me Father—no, forgive me Mother—for I have sinned. And yet… Loving her was worth it.”

omg okay even if this fic wasn't a birthday gift for me, I WOULD STILL BE YELLING ABOUT IT 🥹 like umm hello? lestat/armand AU, lesbians, religious motifs, scandalous relationships!!! 🫢 this is where I LIVE and I'm so excited to see where it goes because my god the opening is so dramatic!!! MY GIRLS!!!!

Cauda Pavonis by @monstersinthecosmos

Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Explicit Relationships: Armand/Marius de Romanus/Bianca Solderini Summary: A few months ago, this would have been different.

ugh I love kacy's fics so much because they slot so perfectly into canon and really capture the anne rice monsterfucking vibe to perfection! the nuances of a threesome dynamic can be so tricky to navigate (at least for me) but of course it works effortlessly here 🥰 and just- amadeo genderfuckery! bianca getting the pleasure she deserves! marius doing what he does best! 🥵

you come in so hard (gore me through the heart) by Anonymous

Chapters: 3/? Rating: Explicit Relationships: Armand/Marius de Romanus Series: Part 2 of the velvet of cold flesh Summary: “There were no records or tales of any blood drinkers siring children, one of the many prices of immortality, or so it seemed. But there was no mistaking the smell, if the pup were not his own he would be able to smell it, and it would not be driving him out of his mind to leave him at every sunrise to return to his sarcophagus.

To leave them both.”

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or, the one in which Marius is no longer a creature who can bring only death, much to the surprise of himself and Amadeo.

ahhhhhhh it's no secret I love a good pregnancy/baby trope (idc how we get there, I just wanna see it) and this one fits the bill beautifully!!! 🥹 I love how much world building is going into making omegaverse work with vampires, and I love even more that it's set in venice era and we get amadeo's relationships with bianca and riccardo too I'M SO SOFT FOR THEM ❤️

anyway hope you all have a good weekend and get to relax and read something fun! xoxo

[thefanciestborrower]

Hello,

Cj or fanciest burrower. Sorry lol I’m kinda, shy I’ve heard about you from a close friend I heard you’re pretty chill. I’ve seen your art, before in a server I’ve been I have to admit it’s really good, and I really love the scenarios you put your oc’s or fandom characters in.

Unfortunately, I’m not to familiar with a lot of the fandoms your in I believe they’re cool but I haven’t even heard of newsies, until my friend told me about it about a month ago lol.

Umm yeah I just wanted to kinda make an anon introduction because I’ve been really shy around people a lot lately and I thought it be cool to introduce my self anonymously lol.

Hey anon it’s nice to meet you!! I absolutely understand feeling a little shy when it comes to interacting with folks haha, but I’m happy you liked my work enough to reach out!

And don’t feel bad about not knowing a lot of my fandoms lol, some are pretty niche. I mostly just try and make stuff people can enjoy even if they don’t know the characters since that’s what I like about a lot of creators who inspired me

Anyways welcome I’m glad you’re here! I try and keep my blog a fun space for people to just chill and have fun so fill free to lurk or engage however you like lol, there’s no pressure for any type of interaction here. I do like meeting new people too though so if you ever wanna chat or sent more asks then don’t be scared to!

[chrystalwynd]

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Synopsis:  A support group meeting that could only happen in Chrystal Heights.

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Mind-Controllers Anonymous

By: Chrystal Wynd

                The cute brunette filled the Styrofoam cup with coffee. She added one sugar and one creamer, then picked up the cup and walked it to the man sitting at the head of the circle of chairs. She handed him the cup.

                "Thank you, Cindy," said the man. He had glasses, a high forehead and a brown ponytail.

                "You're welcome, Randy," she said.

                Randy looked around the circle. "All right, people," he said. "Are we ready to begin?"

                Nobody answered, but what little conversation there was died.

                "Good, good," said Randy. "Now, we have someone new tonight. John, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself to the group?"

                One of the men in the circle of chairs stood slowly. He was short- barely over five feet- and his eyes pointed in different directions.

                "My name is John," he said. "Some call me Odd John. But no matter. One day, all will bow to me. All will call me Master! And I will smite my enemies then. Those who looked down upon me...those who thought themselves so superior...those who dared to call me mad...I will smite them all! Men will tremble at the memory of their fates for a thousand years!"

                "Thank you for sharing, John," said Randy, "But that's really not how we say hello here."

                John stared at Randy, eyes wide. Then he exhaled.

                "Right," he said. "Sorry. Habit." He looked around the circle. "Umm...my name is John...and I'm addicted to mind control."

                The group intoned together, "Hi, John."

                Randy nodded. "So, why are you here tonight, John?"

                "Because those fools fail to recognize my natural superiority!" said John.

                "I'm sure, John," said Randy, "but is that the only reason?"

                "Well...no," said John. "They caught me putting mind-control juice in a sorority's Kool-Aid."

                "A sorority?" said a man. "You want to take over the world, so you tried to juice a sorority?"

                "You have to start somewhere," said John.

                "Of course," said the man. "Perhaps you should go to Namby Pamby Land and put mind-control juice in their drinks, too."

                "Now, Sam," said Randy, "let's be a little more understanding, okay? Not everybody has your mental domination power, so they have to do things a little differently."

                Sam began speaking in a high-pitched falsetto. "Ohhhhh, my name is Odd John, and everybody is so mean to me! They don't let me give mind-control gummy bears to Girl Scouts!"

                John's face changed colors. "Oh, yeah?!" he said. "How would you do it, Mister Know-It-All?"

                Sam's eyes glittered. "Sorority?" he said. "Forget the sorority. Go to the strip clubs and street corners. Find the sluts, their scarlet lips puckered with false kisses, their sweet, angelic smiles bearding vile lies. Gaze upon the whores and their treacherous, life-giving bosoms, their-"

                "He's off again," said a voice in the back.

                John snickered. "Someone's got mommy issues."

                Randy spoke up. "We're getting off-base here, I think," he said.

                "Well, he started it," said John.

                "Did not. You did." said Sam.

                "I did?"

                "Sam!" said Randy. "Stop that. We don't use our abilities here."

                "Fine," said Sam. "It was just a joke."

                "Now, John," continued Randy, "how did getting stopped from taking over the world make you feel?"

                John sat down and was quiet for several heartbeats. Then he answered, "Well...angry," he said. "Frustrated. Betrayed. Ungrateful wenches!"

                "Betrayed?" said Sam. "Betrayed is when your mother ignores your cries while she entertains a parade of men. Betrayal is when your first grade teacher ignores you to teach someone else the alphabet. Betrayal is Mrs. Hooper leaving Mr. Hooper to work a lonely corner store by himself while she tramps through the back alleys off that dark street called Sesame."

                "Umm," said John. "I think you're odder than me."

                Randy pointed his pen at John. "And how does that make you feel?"

                "Kind of relieved, actually," said John. "I was-"

                Everybody jumped as Cindy suddenly squealed.

                "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

                A tall, leather-clad woman had Cindy bent over her lap. The woman was spanking Cindy's rounded bottom.

                "Stupid slut!" said the woman, her bare-handed spanks echoing. "I told you sweetener, not sugar!"

                "Ow! I'm sorry! Ow! Please stop! Ow! No more! Ow! Please!" said Cindy.

                Randy cleared his throat. "Mistress Fiona!" he said. "Please stop spanking Cindy! She is not yours to discipline."

                Fiona stopped suddenly, hand in mid-air. "Oh, dear," she said. "I am terribly sorry. I quite forgot where I was." She helped Cindy to her feet, giving her bottom a light pat. "There you are, sweetie. So sorry. You'll fix that coffee for me, won't you?"

                Cindy squeaked a reply and scurried off toward the coffee table.

                "Now that's the way to keep 'em in line, I say," said a voice. The speaker was a tall, dark-haired man. "Sometimes dames just need a little guidance, you know what I'm sayin'?"

                "Mister Fontanna," said Fiona, "don't you think that's a bit politically incorrect?"

                The dark-haired Italian grabbed his crotch. "Yo, I got your political correctness right here, sweetheart."

                "Oh, I'd love to get you in my dungeon, Mister Fontanna," said Fiona. "I'm sure I could eliminate your arrogance."

                "You just wanna spank me so you can touch my ass, sweetie," said Tony. "I don't blame ya, ya know what I'm sayin'? I mean, just check out these buns." He stood and pointed his bottom in Fiona's direction.

                "Tony," said Randy, "I think perhaps we should talk about what Fiona's saying. Have you considered that perhaps she's right? I mean, perhaps practicing a little humility wouldn't hurt."

                "Yo," said Tony, sitting back down. "You want humility? I'm a humble guy. It ain't braggin' if it's true, you know I'm sayin'?"

                "Humble?" said Fiona. "I suspect your victims wouldn't agree, Mister Fontanna."

                "Hey, they don't mind at all," said Tony. "I mean, yo, I'm just swelling up the puppies a bit, givin' 'em a little boost in the caboose. you know what I'm sayin'? Hell, they're grateful as all get out. They're all over my cock, you know?"

                Fiona spoke through clenched teeth. "Because you bimbify them, you-"

                Randy cut in smoothly. "Fiona is just suggesting that perhaps your, ahh, ability contributes somewhat to their enjoyment."

                "Well, yeah, I hope so," said Tony. "I mean, I'm not a dick or anything. I turn 'em into fuckin' wet dreams. They can get all the cock they want. Hell, they can even get some pussy if they want, you know what I'm sayin'?" He turned to Fiona. "You want me to send 'em to you, sweetheart?"

                "Mister Fontanna," said Fiona, "what amazes me is that you're actually serious."

                "Well, yeah," said Tony. "I'm not a dick, you know what I'm sayin'?"

                "You lack culture, Mister Fontanna," said Fiona.

                "That's not true!" said Tony. "I know poetry and stuff." He cleared his throat. "Hickory dickory dock...this chick was sucking my cock-"

                Randy shook his head. "Tony..."

                "What? What?" said Tony. "Those are words of deep culture from the poet laureate Andrew Dice Clay, Esquire. Yo!"

                Fiona's eyes became glaciers. "Oh, Mister Fontanna," she said. "How you would wriggle and cry like a little boy."

                "Go ahead and try, sweetheart," said Tony, "if you want a pair of knockers so big, they'll squeak like balloons every time you hiccup."

                "Your enema would be legendary, Mister Fontanna."

                "When you walk, your ass would look like two Volkswagen beetles racing."

                "People!" said Randy. "Please, let's get back on topic, okay?"

                "Not a problem," said Tony.

                "Of course," said Fiona.

                "Good," said Randy. "Now, how did that make you all feel? Can you-" Randy stopped suddenly and looked at the coffee table.

                "Cindy," said Randy, "what are you doing?"

                Cindy turned her head at Randy's voice. Her eyes were wide and unblinking. Then her shoulders turned. Her arms were bent at the elbow and her hands were open, but they were stiff and appeared locked in position. Cindy took two steps toward Randy. Her walk was jerky and she didn't move her arms.

                "I-am-get-ting-Mas-ter-Vir-gil-some-cof-fee-sir," said Cindy. She turned and took two jerky steps back to the table.

                There was a large wind-up key on her back.

                Randy sighed. "Virgil!"

                There was a burst of snorting laughter from the back of the room.

                "Virgil," said Randy, "what's the rule here about turning people into robots?"

                Virgil giggled. "I know, I know." he said. "I was just experimenting, that's all."

                "Virgil," said Randy, "you know the rules. No robotizing the staff."

                "Awww, it was just a little joke," said the bespectacled teen. "I didn't hurt her any."

                "Amateur!" said a tall, dark-haired woman. She turned to the red-headed, latex-clad woman next to her. "Steph-bot...bring me some coffee."

                The redhead rose smoothly and walked to the coffee table. Her hands moved rapidly and a cup of coffee was ready in moments. The woman turned and walked back to the woman who had given the order. The redhead then placed the cup between her impressive breasts. The Steph-bot squeezed her breasts together just tightly enough to hold the cup in place. She then leaned forward carefully until she was able to pour a small amount of coffee into the dark-haired woman's mouth.

                The dark-haired woman swallowed her coffee, then looked at Virgil with a smile. "That is how you make a robot."

                "Hmmpphh," said Virgil. "Big deal. My next robot is going to have USB ports and an SD slot."

                "Mine has a slot, too," said the dark-haired woman. "It's right between her-"

                "Thank you, Elaine," said Randy. "We've learned enough about robots today. Virgil, please remove your equipment from my assistant."

                "Awwwww," he said. "Why does Elaine get to keep hers?"

                "Because, Virgil," said Randy, "the Steph-bot didn't start the meeting as my assistant."

                "I never get to do nothin'!" said Virgil. Sulking, he stood and walked toward Cindy.

                "All right, I think this would be a good time for a coffee break," said Randy,

                Everybody stood up and stretched. A few headed over to the coffee table.

                "Wait a minute," said Randy. He looked at Elaine, who had coffee dribbling down her chin as she stared straight ahead, eyes wide. "Elaine? Are you okay?"

                Elaine didn't answer. Everyone gathered around her.

                "I don't understand," said Randy. "Is there something wrong with the coffee?"

                "Ummmm..." said Odd John. "Oops."

[peanuts-side-art-blog]

HELLO???? OCTONAUTS FAN???? WE HAVE NOT INTERACTED OOC AND IM TOO SCARED TO DO SO CUZ I HAVENT REALLY JOINED THE SERVER YET BUT BUT HI???, HELLO)??? THIS IS SUCHA. RARE OCCURENCE I DONT THINK ANY OF MY FRIENDS LIKE OCTONAUTS UMMM HI HELLO HEY!1!1!1! LOOKS UP AT YOU WITH BIG EYES

WHOS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER??? MINE IS KWAZII I LOVE PIRATES AND PIRATE CHARACTER OUGH dont tell anybody shhh AND ALSO PESO BCUZ HES JUST SO CUTIE PATOOTIE <333 sometimes i need to crush him with an anvil tho OUHHhgshsuagfhshshdh!!1!1! um um um i also reaaaaalllllyyyy like tweak…shes very silly…captain barnacles too…annnnddd…dashii shes very cool.. ALSO SHELLINGTON!!!!! HES SO SILLY!!!!! wait thats everyone OH WELLLLLL i also like the crab and sea urchin from THAT ONE episode ummm and also theee snail from the same episode he was cool. >B]

okay nobody knows about my interest in this kid show dont. dont tell anybody umm even though im anonymous (hopefully)….uhhh im pretty sure most of them know or most of them would know but its OKKKAAYYYYY

-you dont know who this is!!!!! i would RUN AWAY but i need to hear your response

HELLO HELLO HI HOWDAY A OCTONAUTS FAN??????? IN THE WILD???????????? REAL???????????? I LOVE LOVE LOVE SHELLINGTON HES SUCH A SILLAY GOOBER HOPS AROUND I ALSO DO LIKE KWAZII BUT SHELLINGTON IS ALWAYS MY NUMBER ONE RAHHSJDHDKSJHDJKS HEHEHE SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IM LOSING IT THAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY ALSO LIKES OCTONAUTS GEHEHE GNAWS ON YOU POS ALSO BHELP THE PARAGRAPH JUMPSCARE BUT GUH NOW IM JUST RUNNING BOINCING OFF THE WALLS GEHEHE I LOVE LOVE OCTONAUTS coughcoughihadmywholetoyhousebasedoffshellingtonCOUGH BUT GRAH NOW WAH I WANNA DRAW SHELLINGTON BUT GRRR BITES MY TABLET CABLE THAT BROKE

GUH IT SENT BEFORE I COULD FINISH BUT MY FAVORIYTE EPISODE IS THE THE UH CONE SNAIL EPISODE YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO GHELP I REMEMBER THE CRAB AND SEA URCHIN EPISODE HDKJHDKJSHDJK

BUT GUH STARES AT YOU WITH BIG ASS EYES

[valiantroyalty]

Anonymous asked:

When King Triton meet Azul

Ariel: Daddy i would like you to meet my new boyfriend Azul,

Azul: hello your majesty it's nice to meet you....umm... Why are you looking at me like that?

Oh geez the first meeting would be so chaotic!! Because azul would meet all six of Ariel’s sisters first (to which they’d Fawn over him despite him being an octomer) and then Triton is introduced.

And boy would he lose his lid. I think due to the relation Triton had with his sister he’d be very angry, all “why would you choose someone like him? He’s worse than a human!”

“But daddy I love him! He’s my mate!”

And that word would throw the king off because sirens take mates very seriously, especially as there’s only one mate per siren. And it’s important. It cools him down (and lessens azuls fear for his life).

triton would be highly skeptical but Azul would be on his best behaviour, and tries to prove that he’s good for his daughter.

[fishermanshook]

UMM IGNORE THE FACT THAT I MISSED THE ANONYMOUS BUTTON?..

IM PISSING MYSELF LMAO

guess I know who Rocky anon is!! (Does this mean your two of my anons then?)

don’t worry, I’ll keep your secret 🤫

also, congrats on the crazy hit with boothill like hello?!?!

[chopinski-official]

umm hello, this may be an "off-character" question, but is this accounts moderator feeling fine seeing these weird anonymous sends 😭😭😭

Hello mon petit élève. Everything is fine! Just be aware that I’m not posting anything that’s particularly explicit on here— I am a man who… shies away from that kind of thing, (à la grande contrariété de George). So if you have sent something that I don’t know how to respond to, I… won’t? I don’t mean to offend anyone and I hope this is understood.

— F. Chopin

[wndrflgrl]

anonymous said: Hello, how are you doing Basic Question: What qualities makes Sonic stand out from the average guy? What qualities can he improve on? Curious Question: How many pounds/kilos do you think your hammer weighs? Weird Question: What would you do if you had your arms and legs swapped?

" Doing fine, thank you! "

" Well for starters, there's just so many things about him that make him stand out. I think his best quality is his kindness. He can be a real sweetie when he isn't a menace! "

" He could really stand to work on that memory, though. I swear half the time I can't tell if he's just messing with me or if he genuinely forgot something! " Said as if they don't also struggle with the same issues.

" Umm, I'm not sure actually. They kinda vary, hammer to hammer. I think the heaviest one I've got weighs like.. ten-tons? "

" That is a weird question. I'd probably just try to figure out how to get 'em switched back! "

[guesst]

20 questions for writers

tagged by @bloustorm and @aobawilliams thank you for the tag!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

15!

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

71,186 :0

3. What fandoms do you write for?

m!ik and bnha

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

all for you, 'uwu' - 897 the road to heaven is paved with bad intentions - 615 anonymous fic :) - 507 to find your heart a home - 251 a case of purposeful grandchild acquisition - 223

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

usually yes! i like getting replies from authors when i comment and also all commenters should know how insane i go about their thoughts. there are some fics i forgot to reply though and atp i feel a bit awkward replying cus its been like. a year

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

'what happens after your clown father rejects your clownery for his younger more clownish son?' - its a crack fic but it does have an unhappy ending so

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

'my friend kira', or 'the frog and the prince', or 'the thing'. they all have very happy/hopeful endings

8. Do you get hate on fics?

nope!

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

nope!

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

i enjoy reading them! but ive never written one. i have a crossover prompt thats been sitting in my inbox for like 2 years though.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that I know of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope! unless they did it without me knowing

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes! 'fish in a birdcage' - i wrote it with @raccoonwithacoffeeproblem for a prompt challenge, it was great

14. What's your all-time favourite ship?

idk voldemort x harry potter probably

okay in all seriousness i have no clue i dont really have a shi-- KIRIO/IRUMA ACTUALLY (but make it dubiously platonic)

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doubt you ever will?

i have a vague hope that i will finish all of them...... one day........... well i guess afuwu is one im sad about cus i made a vow to finish it and everything and i have not

16. What are your writing strengths?

DIALOGUE! well idk if its a strength but its one of my favourite parts of writing

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i am slow as FUCK

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

hummm not if the whole conversation ends up being in another language and you have to translate in the end notes. but if i got a foreign character i think tossing in idioms and little exclamations here and there is fun

19. First fandom you wrote for?

i guess on ao3 it's bnha but i know theres a pjo fic in a childhood diary somewhere

20. Favourite fic you've ever written?

this is a mean question because every fic i write is my favourite fic at the point of writing it. but i guess... i really like 'how to commit accidental grandson acquisition' just because of how much ive thought about the worldbuilding. also the soulmate au 'to find your heart a home' and ------- im going to end up naming all my m!ik fics jsjdfhg

umm now i will tag @raccoonwithacoffeeproblem and @syanara and @seeesame (hello sesme its been a while)

[mulderscully]

Umm hi hello, sorry in advance for blowing up your activity. I’m going through my likes and reblogging. Sending this as anonymous but you’ll know me when you “see” me 😅🫣😂

trust me, no need to apologize! i enjoy it 🥰🫶🏻💗