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My favorite house episodes are the ones where Chase does the thing
#house md#dr house#my art#robert chase#digital art#hate crimes md#malpractice md#allison cameron#gregory house#eric foreman#URETHRA!!!!
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committing yaoi crimes
#dungeon meshi#kabumisu#kabru#mithrun#my art#squeezing them in my hands like stress toys and whacking them against the table. i like them#i drew the first 3 with like a modern fantasy au thing in mind for some reason#laois right before committing another microagression: Urethra!#he tried to be an ally 5 injured hundreds dead
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I'VE BEEN ALIVE NEARLY TWO DECADES AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I PISSED THROUGH MY CLIT. WHAT
Anon continued: "AND IT'S CALLED A URINARY MEATUS? M E A T U S ?"
Urethra! Isn't sex education fun? Did you know some hyenas do pee through their clitoris? There are so many fun sex/body education facts out there, tbh, congrats on a great discovery.
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URETHRA!!!
#fiddleford mcgucket#mcgucket monday#what the fiddle fuck#gravity falls fiddleford#young fiddleford#doodle#gravity falls#shitpost#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#urethra!
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im afraid i may have i classically conditioned myself. i have a space heater in my room, the kind that makes fan noise when i turn it on. i think ive come to associate that sound with being warm, because i recently got a mini fridge that also makes fan noise, and now i keep feeling hot even though its the same temperature its always been (which is usually cold for me). my fridge makes me warm. thats all backwards. damn you pavlov.
#i say as if he invented it and didnt just bother dogs until he was like urethra!#i also keep thinking oh fuck i gotta turn the heater off but its not on#ill get used to it.#i told my brothers abt getting classically conditioned by a heater and they were like yeah that would happen to you#and i cant even fucking argue with them because it did happen to me. -_-#finn moment i guess#but i got the mini fridge from my dad who got it from work (someone at the library had it in their office and didnt want it anymore)#and i was like hell yeah ill take the library mini fridge
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i'm at my limit i can't do this anymore
#why are they so fucking in love#after phil says urethra#stop this madness#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#dan and phil games#phil lester#phan
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shes still figuring inkling language out
#splatoon#my art#marina ida#pearl houzuki#off the hook#i spent more time on this than i should have.#shes got mostly everything else down its just eureka and urethra fuck her up for a long time#ok i sleep now
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bladder control scenario where a transmasc who uses a STP device to use urinals has his STP taken away by the bladder controller, and then is taken out to coffee and told he is only allowed to pee using urinals today even though they both know he can’t use a urinal without the STP. the dom/me takes him out for drinks after and keeps him out of the house for hours and hours as he gets more and more desperate, to the point where he is genuinely considering trying to use a urinal without his STP. by the end of the day he has a rock-hard bladder and has to loosen his belt, and is sweating and desperate to not wet himself. when they finally get home he is only allowed to piss standing up and has to straddle the toilet and try not to miss or he knows he’ll get punished
#pupposts#omorashi#bladder control#stp is stand-to-pee btw#it’s what people without a penis or lengthened urethra use to pee standing up!#obvs not everyone uses one#but this could be suuuuch a fun dynamic#and something i don’t ever see talked about in bladder spaces
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i find it a little crazy how i was JUST thinkin abt u then u posted but anyway. fellkiller mayb .. /nf DUH ^_^
for sure!! happy birthday .... the killar.....
killer belongs to rahafwabas
fell belongs to vic/fella
#why can't killer's determination come out of other holes?#i.e.; his urethra?#sorry#feller#fell x killer#red x killer#killer x fell#killer x red#killer sans#killer!sans#something new sans#something new#killertale sans#killertale#underfell sans#underfell!sans#fell sans#fell!sans#underfell#sans ships#utmv#utmv au#utmv fanart#utmv art#sans au#digital drawing#digital art#digital sketch#asks#myart
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tried to make a funny joke and now i have explained to multiple people that the pee does not in fact come out of the vagina
#its barely an individual thing because i am genuinly baffled how often people don’t know it#but yes everyone has a urethra.
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Neopronouns Yorrick save me neopronouns Yorrick
#he/him/yim/yimself#cmon guys. guys#please cmon i know this in my heart#and my urethra i guess. i hate this fucking bit#masked#limb posting#kaynes-tentacle-dick
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Just realized this, but why did they share earphones during the last video? I mean they've reacted to A LOT of things in the past and like... they've never used, nevermind share them???
Like even if that was for noise cancelation or something couldn't they use the wireless ones?
I swear to god, these gays are just looking for the new ways to sit as close to each other as they possibly can while torturing the shit out of us 🙄
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Chrysanthemum x Morifolium! 🌼 this is more commonly known as a Florist’s Daisy or Hardy Garden Mum. This species is actually a hybrid of Chrysanthemum indicum and Chrysanthemum Morifolium, which grow wild in China and Japan! i love these guys a lot because the petals are fun and weirdly mesmerizing to look at lol and they come in pretty colors (I wanna eat em so bad). BUTTT they’re also annoying to take care of while their outside because aphids LOVE them.
#nature photography#dewdrops#chrysanthemum#florist’s daisy#yellow aesthetic#nature#plant photography#flowers#flower photography#flower aesthetic#IF YOU USE MY STUFF WITHOUT PERMISSION AND VISIBLE CREDS I WILL FIND YOU AND SHOVE AN UMBRELLA UP YOUR URETHRA#fairycore#cottagecore#flower buds
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favorite triple element ethereal :)
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