#URETHRA!!!!

[choco-worms]

My favorite house episodes are the ones where Chase does the thing

[2129888]

committing yaoi crimes

[certifiedsexed]

I'VE BEEN ALIVE NEARLY TWO DECADES AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I PISSED THROUGH MY CLIT. WHAT

Anon continued: "AND IT'S CALLED A URINARY MEATUS? M E A T U S ?"

Urethra! Isn't sex education fun? Did you know some hyenas do pee through their clitoris? There are so many fun sex/body education facts out there, tbh, congrats on a great discovery.

[creepst-crypt]

URETHRA!!!

[liquidstar]

im afraid i may have i classically conditioned myself. i have a space heater in my room, the kind that makes fan noise when i turn it on. i think ive come to associate that sound with being warm, because i recently got a mini fridge that also makes fan noise, and now i keep feeling hot even though its the same temperature its always been (which is usually cold for me). my fridge makes me warm. thats all backwards. damn you pavlov.

[miasmaghoul]

#also dew rests his head right there while aether jerks it because he really like to watch up close#just sayin

could i persuade you to say a little more

(I was JUST talking to @forlorn-crows about this! What a happy accident! )

It's late one night, they've already settled in for bed. Dew has his head on Aether's chest, curled up while Aether hums out a gentle tune and plays with Dew's hair, but Dew sees that bulge under the sheets. It was a long day, and Dew isn't particularly in the mood, but clearly Aether's body needs one last bit of relaxation before sleep can find him.

He doesn't say anything as he scoots down the mattress, planting soft, chaste kisses along his chest until he can rest his cheek against the softness of Aether's belly. Listening to his breathing and the interesting sounds his insides makes. The humming slows, but doesn't stop - not until Dew slides the sheet down Aether's hips, exposing the soft swell of his chubby cock. Aether still has a hand in his hair, claws sitting still against Dew's scalp as he waits. Waits for Dew to make a comment, a decision, something.

Dew sinks gentle fangs into the extra soft spot just below Aether's navel, nuzzles his hairy stomach, and wraps an arm around his thigh.

"Go on," Dew purrs, and Aether's cock twitches. "Let me watch you play with it."

Aether needs no further instruction - its not like this is the first time they've done this. He makes a pleased sound low in his chest, one that vibrates straight through Dew’s skull. Every sound Aether makes will have that same effect, and that's part of why Dew enjoys this view so much.

The other part is getting to see how worked up Aether gets like this, under such close scrutiny. The hand in Dew's hair slides down to hold the back of his neck, matching the grip Aether takes his pudgy length in. A thumb swipes back and forth over Dew's nape, just like Aether uses the other to rub little circles over the ridge of his tip, hidden by his foreskin. It's no time at all before that lovely, fat cock of his stands at full attention, and Dew's eyes trace every single touch Aether allows himself.

He takes his time like this, always does. Tugging with slow, twisting strokes that make every vein on his shaft fill out. Every peek Dew gets at the tip reveals more and more of a shine, a slick layer of precum he can just barely hear between slides of Aether's foreskin. Most of his focus is on the quickening of his breath, the deep rumbles of pleasure flowing into his head.

Dew's fingertips trace nonsensical patterns along the tender skin of Aether's inner thigh, muscles jumping under his delicate touch. He murmurs praise and soft questions into Aether's skin, but knows they go unheard. That's alright, he mostly saying them for himself anyway. So big, so hard, doesn't that feel good?

It's only when Aether changes the angle of his strokes, lets Dew see how purple and slippery the tip has gone, that the little ghoul lets himself be heard.

"Look how much it wants to cum," he coos, voice rough with exhaustion but still ripe with amusement. The hand on the back of his neck tightens. "Wonder what would happen if I just..."

It's all the warning Aether gets before a warm, elegant hand cups his fat sack.

"So heavy," Dew murmurs, and Aether makes the loveliest choking sound.

Dew palms his balls, gives them a nice squeeze, and delights in the way Aether's toes curl. He's one of the few who know how truly sensitive Aether is here, and it's something he'll forever take advantage of. He glides his fingers over them, massages until he earns his prize - a nice squirt of pre that lands right in Aether's happy trail. Dew shifts just enough to lap up every drop, and Aether's thighs tense up.

"Dew..."

"Hmm?" The little ghoul hums it into his skin, licks his lips, and one finger sneaks back to rub Aether's taint. Aether grips himself hard, is cock so stiff it must be painful, and Dew allows himself a sneaky little grin at the thought. "Oh, of course."

He adjust the angle of his head just enough for Aether to see that his mouth is open, and that's all it takes.

The groan Aether lets out as he shoots all over his belly, Dew's tongue and one particularly pretty spurt that stripes the bridge of his nose, damn near rattles the mattress. Dew watches it all, enraptured by every pump, every throb. By the sight of all that pearly fluid, every squirt and dribble, until Aether lets his satisfied cock rest in the cut of his hip. Dew licks up some of it, but Aether has never minded being left messy so he doesn't put in too much effort.

He scoots his way back up once Aether lets go of his neck, a shaky hand smoothing his hair, and offers Aether a smile.

"Better?"

Aether gathers up the stripe of cum crossing Dew's nose with two fingers, feeding it to the little ghoul with a lazy smile of his own.

"Better."

Dew nods, gives Aether the quickest peck on the lips, and hunkers down at his side once more. Rucking up the sheets until he's tucked in up to his shoulders.

"Love you," Aether says through a yawn, an arm slipping under the sheets so he can hold Dew's waist. Dew kisses the spot over his heart as Aether's satisfied purrs rapidly turn into snores.

"Love you too."

[personthattoleratesme]

i'm at my limit i can't do this anymore

[roguetemis]

11 Days Left

L'cirufe our beloved Next - (10 Days) Previous - (12 Days)

[defiantinsect]

shes still figuring inkling language out

[puppyboyknot]

bladder control scenario where a transmasc who uses a STP device to use urinals has his STP taken away by the bladder controller, and then is taken out to coffee and told he is only allowed to pee using urinals today even though they both know he can’t use a urinal without the STP. the dom/me takes him out for drinks after and keeps him out of the house for hours and hours as he gets more and more desperate, to the point where he is genuinely considering trying to use a urinal without his STP. by the end of the day he has a rock-hard bladder and has to loosen his belt, and is sweating and desperate to not wet himself. when they finally get home he is only allowed to piss standing up and has to straddle the toilet and try not to miss or he knows he’ll get punished

[vanglaggle]

i find it a little crazy how i was JUST thinkin abt u then u posted but anyway. fellkiller mayb .. /nf DUH ^_^

for sure!! happy birthday .... the killar.....

killer belongs to rahafwabas

fell belongs to vic/fella

[pansyfemme]

tried to make a funny joke and now i have explained to multiple people that the pee does not in fact come out of the vagina

[kaynes-tentacle-dick]

Neopronouns Yorrick save me neopronouns Yorrick

[porphyraminos]

Please excuse me while I animorph into a dog and bark incessantly.

HE'S SO FINE AND FOR WHAT? FOR WHAT!?!?!?!?

[emma-engels]

Just realized this, but why did they share earphones during the last video? I mean they've reacted to A LOT of things in the past and like... they've never used, nevermind share them???

Like even if that was for noise cancelation or something couldn't they use the wireless ones?

I swear to god, these gays are just looking for the new ways to sit as close to each other as they possibly can while torturing the shit out of us 🙄

[clickbeetle]

i keep insisting i don’t have anxiety but then i’ll be like “i can’t buy cranberry juice for any reason because then people will think i have a uti and i can’t have people thinking i’m a dumb little peepee boy with piss problems”