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I just wanna say I love how sad and wet you make Acht. Also the flies. Love the flies
ty 🫶🫶🫶 its important to me that the corpse is pathetic (and covered in flies)
have a newborn alpaca its on the house
#.txt#dedf1sh#wheres that one post that slike youre obsessed with the bloated rotting corpse its your jungkook bc thats an acht post if i ever saw one#has no one else done flies before me?? surely not#i enjoy the fly love though
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why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks
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taking your gf to the doctor in a heavily reinforced swaddle because she has talons and the temperament of a horse
sequel to this and what i said in the tags
#splatoon#my art#marina ida#pearl houzuki#its a giant production any time marina has a doctors appointment. eight has to come over to help#shes improved she used to bite :)#could be worse. she couldve been a blue ringed octo#the cat/animal mannerisms are significantly more pronounced in soldiers bc their training magnifies their fight flight responses tenfold#and well. you cant just turn the programming off once theyre a regular civilian
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if this 5000 year old tree isn’t too old to realize that its trans neither are you
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fuuuuuck i kind of want to draw them now
a marinacht child would be the most pathetic creature on earth
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a marinacht child would be the most pathetic creature on earth
#.txt#marina ida#acht mizuta#dedf1sh#marinacht#splatoon#sorry i just randomly thought about this and imagining the kid was making me lose it#acht would die on the spot if they were told they were going to be a parent though#marina would simply die inside#all that to say#they wouldnt#if they got together in another timeline#but its funny to think about
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freak behavior compilation
#wghat if octolings were weirder. being in the dirt for a century isolated from everyone else enables some strange things#behaviors that mightve had a use down there but just makes every surface person wig out#splatoon#my art#acht mizuta#dedf1sh#agent 3#captain 3#agent 8#also a rare look at my agents post oe but before 3
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Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:
Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are
Trauma - same reason as above
Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!
Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.
In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.
Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!
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good morning. do u have any lovely snails to share in these trying times
YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE MY SWEET!!!
We have prepared a selection of the world's finest shelled gastropods for you...

Guam Paper Bubble Snail (Micromelo guamensis), family Aplustridae, under the Tallebudgera creek bridge, Queensland, Australia
Photograph by Kelly-Anne Masterman

Emerald Green Tree Snail (Papustyla pulcherrima), family Camaenidae, endemic to Manus Island, Papua New Guinea
photograph by Stephen J. Richards

Green Snail (Rhinocochlis nasuta), family Dyakiidae, found near Kuching, Borneo, Malaysia
photograph by sabine_in_singapore

Asian Green Land Snail (Leptopoma perlucidum), family Cyclophoridae, found in Indonesia, Malaysia, The Philippines, and the Solomon Islands
photograph by scraf
Tree Snail (Papustyla hindei), family Camaenidae, endemic to Papua New Guinea
photograph by John Slapcinsky

Land Snail (Indrella ampulla), family Ariophantidae, North Wayanad, Kerala, India
photograph by L. Shyamal


Malaysian Fire Snail (Platymma tweediei), family Chronidae, found in 2 montane forests of Malaysia
photographs by @maxs6461

Land Snail (Amphidromus angulatus), family Camaenidae, Niah National Park, Sarawak, Malaysia
photograph by Bernard DUPONT


2 color varieties of the Land Snail, Helicina viridis, family Helicinidae, Dominican Republic
photographs by Carlos De Soto Molinari
Tree Snail (Amphidromus fuscolabris), family Camaenidae, Ban Phone, Sekong, Laos
photograph via:
Taxonomic review of the tree snail genus Amphidromus Albers, 1850 (Pulmonata: Camaenidae) in Laos, with the description of two new species | European Journal of Taxonomy
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HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭
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