i should organize my blog a bit more, but that will never happen :). call me dood or doodle. cis ♀️
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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder
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I asked my niece what her favourite song was and she said Lalala 🎵
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Pangur is soooooooo talented!
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Does the virus affect other ablities, such as specials and ink production?
yea it basically hijacks ink production so that its ooze instead of the individuals ink (to spread more infections), which also transfers to the specials. gross hairy splashdown that also makes you sick or gross bombs that explode into fuzzy ooze that make you sick
#.txt#fuzzpocalypse#ink slowly thickens into a very viscous material that congeals when exposed to air and the color shifts into the ooze colors
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How does the virus handle swim form?
the infected lose their ability to transform not too long after contracting the virus. the loss usually happens in the "quiet" period after the cold-like symptoms vanish and before the real symptoms start
this was how neo found out lol
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dont even worry about it bro
#my art#im gonna kill my phone camera#splatoon#marina ida#pearl houzuki#fuzzpocalypse#marina splatoon#pearl splatoon#splat3#splatoon fanart
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i am on my knees tears running down my face knuckles raw and bleeding and BEGGING people to learn the difference between sentient and sapient
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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
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YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do
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*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that
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How did the Squid Sisters get so big? (Aside from already chunky n stuff)
the virus Just Does That, tbh. since it carries the DNA of a lot of big mammals its pretty expected that an infected individual at least doubles in size, and they usually get bulkier because their muscles grow to accommodate the weight of bone and additional connective tissue
#.txt#ive thought about it before and if theres a general pattern eight and marina are going to be absolutely massive#fuzzpocalypse#excessive hunger is the only distinguishing symptom in the early stages for this reason ;]
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How does the virus react with octolings and inklings that are already fuzzy? (Like the octolings in ROTM)
their coats end up being way thicker/shaggier than on someone who was smooth initially (to the point they end up looking like fuzzballs on legs) and there is far less variation in their coat colors + patterns. they ooze a lot more, too. behaviorally it may seem like they have a higher predisposition to being aggressive but its actually because they cant see shit and heightened senses make every unknown stimulus a lot scarier. some of it stems from pain like muscle and bone aches that normally go away in mammals that were initially smooth; they get lightheaded very easily and react badly to bright light as well
fuzz vs smooth
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when she comes home covered in fur <3
#the true horror of the mammalian retrovirus has been revealed#my art#fuzzpocalypse#splatoon#agent 3#captain 3#agent 8#callies fur btw
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