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ok i lied this is my last sloppost of 2024. mammalians do have hunting impulses but none of them are actually like. good at it because theyve lived most of their non-mammalian lives just getting food from stores premade. callie (begrudgingly) subsists on pity cheeseburgers three gives her

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neos decision to raise the salmonid that hatched from an egg meant to be food has resulted in a pitiful creature. sewer (thats just how neo names things) inevitably imprinted on her and she believes she is a cephalopod just like the other people in her life, just one that is Really Weird, Apparently, since no one acknowledges her as one. shes vaguely aware of salmonids, she knows they exist...somewhere, doesnt know what they look like, but theyre talked about negatively in her daily life, so every time someone identifies her as one she thinks its an insult and gets angrier. vicious cycle

she has an intense fear of medical things, especially needles, even though shes never experienced anything to warrant such a fear. so any time neo takes her to the doctor she has to do this

+ sewers very first encounter with salmonids years later. even though she knows somethings up with her now (though what it is exactly remains a mystery...perhaps has something to do with her fear of medical stuff hmm) she has no idea how to process this. then she sees an adult salmonid and has a mental breakdown

okay thas my epic fish writeup

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somewhere on a long dead forum there's a link that no longer works to a mod to a game nobody plays that would be a valuable contribution to the way people see level design if it got a chance to be seen. somewhere on a website that gets 15 monthly visitors there's a webcomic that woulkd inspire and resonate with you and change your life even in a small way if you could just find it. somewhere theres a music artist that would inspire you for years to come but their work just can't manage to be seen online or off. theres so many things that would change your life that just can't seem to rise to the surface and remain undiscovered and forgotten. or maybe never shared

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opposite of a parasocial relationship (I would Rather Die than be perceived by an entertainer I liked)

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life

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i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

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Alice in Wonderland King Wizard & Esmerald Dragon’s Rihanna

🐱 Lykoi [Sebaceous Cysts]

📸 Francesco Spadafora [King Wizard Cattery]

🎨 Black Roan

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread

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marina still has the impulse to tell her mom about things shes excited about. then she remembers

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so true

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me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion

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yippie!

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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i love looking at pictures of cheetahs because some of them are just the most beautiful breathtaking majestic-looking animals

and some of them are her