#UR HILLARIOUS

[omgeto]

Speaking of trauma dump someone told me they lost their dad and I was like oh I hope you find him and she cried then I realized he died…

SO erm.

He wasn’t found ❤️

HA I see who's not winning the award in social awareness cause GIRL WHATTTTT

[wntw-virtuemoir-edition]

The cream/yellow tweed jacket is one of her worst lewks

truly tragic😫

[ciderjacks]

men never had to live thru middle school 2016 listening to all ur male peers and acquaintances and friends start talking about how they hope every woman in power gets beheaded and how they think women are inherently lesser and calling women “bitches” on the reg and saying how they’d rape and murder Hillary if they could (“leave her out back still full of cum dissected and shit”) and claiming it would be “deserved”.

and it shows.

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

I’m reading the tags (your tumblr tags are always the funniest thing ever) and it’s just like

“Oh yeah dude don’t worry I’m always happy to read your writing”

#i may have to owe you a fic or three for reading that

“That fic killed my soul give me the fics-”

No but that fic wasn’t absolutely TERRIBLE. I’ve read worse. It was actually pretty well written. It was just a bit goofy. Goofy ahh. Just a tad.

Uh

I’m more worried about your brain

my tumblr tags reflect the inner wires of my brain. it reflects my one braincell. its name is goof

hjjksdfgvb i owe u exactly 3 fics now. pick what u want me to write. i will write, as you have seen, literally anything

...yeah it was gofy (I MEANT GOOFY BUT WE STICK W/ IT) as fuck but its more of a laugh-as-they-look-terrified-embarrassed than im-gonna-cry-you-actually-read-that?-embarrassed

...

brain go bBRR2RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it just. it vibrates. its like a cellphone, ringing, but like, silently, so it vibrates violently. like. oh. new fluff idea?? small vibration. heavy angst??? medium. dirtiest shit you could think of?? suddenly i am a back massager i am vrooming vrooming at the speed of light

or im just fearless in terms of fic idfk at this point

[ur-fav-roc]

Hillary Clinton from Secretary of State is Republic of China 1912 - 1949!

[americanmoths]

is there anything worse than good art with lukewarm liberal politics

this is a subtweet of the american theatre

[tchaikovskaya]

LIKE…

I think it’s just short of completely useless to extrapolate anything about voting trends from the 2016 election numbers because Clinton was… fucking Clinton. She wasn’t just any white woman candidate she was Hillary fucking Clinton. That puts a thumb on the scale in a major way lmao

[cloacacarnage]

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!!but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

[luvrxbunny]

Is it tiresome being that stupid AND that stubborn

no but it’s SUPER tiring being hot and smart 🤭

if ur gonna hate don’t go anon! say it with ur chest! be proud of what ur saying!!

is it tiresome being a coward who hides behind- not only a screen but ALSO anonymity? (embarrassing 😬)

[ficauthor]

Gravity falls yaoi is objectively hillarious. The og art style is just so boneless and silly and Ford is a muppet. Theres minimal way to find them hot. But fanartists are all collectively deciding to hit the Stans with a bear ray and Fiddleford with lanky otter beam. And then they make it the most heartwrenching bs youve ever seen about the horrors of not being able to be in tune with ur emotions cause its the 70s/80s. And also theres a triangle there. For some reason. Just jarringly in the corner. Theres a beautiful big nosed man on my screen making out with his 'platonic' buddy in his mind and somehow theres just an isosceles triangle making everything and everyone worse.

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

aita for deceiving a psychiatrist with lies to get diagnosed with a psychological disorder so i could get attendance accommodations at school where it was really nazi strict and evil forced attendance and they would fail me for not going to class EVEN THO I DID EVERYTHING TO THE TOPS?????? Sick fucks tbh. May those “educators” burn in torment💖 i wasn’t allowed to have my anxiety/agoraphobia/aversion/truancy/YOUTHFUN absences excused bc of the fasc policies in place as a standard in our christofascist bluemaga joe biden hillary fucked bernie in the ass dry clinton fake woke coopting bullshit society. so because of their nazi policy i had to find a way to get accommodation bc clearly i couldnt be in class every day in a row and needed leniency, not academo nazi policy, i was like. Fuck it let me get my papers for that accommodations letter approval. Bc like i had already been going to the counselors for stress and general social bullshit So since i wasn’t allowed to use that for accommodation i hd to make sooo many months long appointments w this far af psych and i didnt have a car and what an added stress. They were like “we dont got a car to pick you up like a normal fucking doctors place. Take the bus!” Ok die first. Next fucking help me!!! I did the meds they really sucked bc i guess i didnt need it and it was all side effects, no benefits, and i was like FUCKING DIAGNOSE ME!!! after reading the DSM5 and “practicing whats wrong w me” so that they are like . Hm yeah that sounds bad. Then IN THE END IT WAS A FUCKING PERSONALITY INVENTORY THEY USED TO ASSESS MY ILLNESS. IT WAS A BAR GRAPH. It was bullshit service in the goddamn american healthcare system and then bullshit actual healthcare bc it was fucking fake. Dumb psych couldnt even tell i wasn a liar???? DUMBASS BITCH LOSER FAGGOT CUNT SCUM. I remember how they made me wait AND CHARGED ME WHEN I MISSED AN APP BC IT WAS SO FCKN FAR AND ANOTHER BC I TOOK A NAP. CHARGING UR POOR MENTALLY ILL CUSTOMERS??? They can explode forreal💖and so can the dumb school policy bitches who couldnt just let me get my A had to be like ohhh cant accomodate u even tho u hve a 98 u are gonna fail :/ DIE ON FIRE SCREAMING YOU SCUM BITCH!!!! <-me to that professor nazi. May she be tortured. ANNMYWAY im sorry to everyone who’s gone thru academic ableism and abuse by this bullshit system!!!!! my school ended up being transphobic and zionist so i transfered anyway bc i dont want that bullshit on my titles. I’m glad i got my classes accomodated tho! I only wonder if im legally beholden to that diagnosis or if we can just be like fuck that doctor. Hm. Like i lied 😂 ffbsjfbsjfbjsnfjekfnsjs FREE ATTENDANCEE THOOOOOOOOOO it should be like that always for everyone. Kill every nazi teacher forreal. And kill teachers who dont give free B’s. Fuck your grade curve bitch. Fuck your admin. FUCK IT ALL!!!!! And i know its possible bc ive had actually good teachers. Hmmm the nazis WISH they could hide!!!

[tramampoline]

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

[coddlefish]

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️

[ur-fav-roc]

im hilary clinton anon i know you i saw your discord messages you little shit. can you put homophobic dog

Whitney Chewston is Republic of China 1912 - 1949!

[theweirdwideweb]

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 backand you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️ (@giltcomplex on twitter)

[everseens]

"of course i wasn't on your radar because you couldn't afford me even if you tried," she spat back with a casual shrug-- she truly didn't mean it as an insult, but the way it came out made her just go with it. the accusations aurora was making made hillary simply chuckle, shaking her head in disbelief. "i wouldn't say indebted.. i throw you a favor and you throw one back. what's so wrong with that?" at this point, hillary was a bit closer in stance to aurora's desk, taking a better look at her surroundings now. she was silent for a moment before responding. "i'm sure you do know the right thing to do.. and i truly wish the best out of this." sarcasm was ringing through her tone. / @wlwhq

"i've hired the best of the best. and you weren't even a blip on my radar. weird." okay, maybe a little bit of a fib. the people on her team trying to handle this were utterly incompetent, even for some of the brightest minds in tech. but aurora would be the last person to admit that to hillary, who would surely gloat with an 'i told you so' eventually. straigthening up, rory tilted her head. "you only want an olive branch when it'll benefit you. so what? so i'd be indebted to you?" she shook her head, another forced and tight smile following. "i don't make deals with the devil, hillary. i know the right thing to do for my company."