#UO Rewards

[freshthoughts2020]

[cutelilbubbles]

Random Question...

Has anyone actually won or knows somebody, anybody who has ever won one of the Urban Outfitters giveaways??? I have been entering them almost every single day for what feels like yeeears now and I’m starting to feel like maybe they’re not even legitimate and I’m just utterly and completely wasting my time even bothering to enter them… so if u have any insider info abt the UO giveaways… let a bitch know. Pls. & thank u!

TL;DR: ARE THE GIVEAWAYS THAT YOU CAN ENTER ON THE URBAN OUTFITTERS APP REAL OR ARE THEY A SCAM???

I meannnn it’s not like the UO giveaways are that difficult to enter; in fact they require almost no effort whatsoever lol u literally just have to click “enter” for each giveaway u wanna enter. HOWEVER. I don’t care how easy it is if the giveaways are just for show and I’m out here clicking away, totally wasting my time… lol so ya, just lemme know if u know anything! Or if u have had this same suspicion — feel free to reach out and chat and we can be suspicious besties lololllll

Yours Truly, A Paranoid but Committed Giveaway Enter-er lol

[bellaroles]

Thousand autumns really read like thousand autumns have passed before the end lol.

[aradassbadass]

amp head-cannons | their dirtiest kinks & how you found out pt. i

these are mostly hard kinks, you have been warned !

agent | anal gaping. we all know agent eats ass but thats not even the worst of it.

-“come on baby just let me slip it in” he said rubbing his length on your hole.

-it was in the heat if the moment so you agreed.

-after finally getting it in he becomes extremely vocal telling you how good it feels and how sexy you look.

-pulls out and grabs your cheeks pulling them apart.

-“fuck baby your hole is so open and wide fuck.”

-asks you to flex it for him before as he begins to eat it.

-needless to say in the next coming weeks he bought you hella butt plugs

chris | somnophilia. i feel like chris is such a cool calm dude that he did it the first time cause he aint wanna wake you up but really liked it and would purposely come in late just to get off to you without you knowing.

- you were in the bed and you were waiting for him to come back from a shoot and sleep was fast approaching

- your in the state just between rest and sleep when you hear him come in but you cant find the power to move so you just lay their eyes closed and motionless

- after a few moments you felt his hands lightly graze your ass and slip your panties to the side

-your eyes shoot open as you feel his tip sliding between your cheeks precum leaking onto them

- you lay their silently as he beats his dick on your ass cum spraying on you after a few minutes

- he cleaned you up and got in bed like nothing ever happened causing you to wonder just how much this has actually occured

davis | ddlg. i just know davis would have the meanest daddy kink. he would love when you two role play daddy/baby and he gets to reward you for being a good little girl.

-“awe princess that is beautiful.” he chimes as you show him the sweater you had crocheted.

-“youre so creative baby, you know what creative little girls get dont you? they get a reward.” he asks grabbing you hand pulling you down on top of his lap.

-he began rubbing your clit through your thin pink panties and you began to cry out.

- you hadnt been allowed to cum all day and he was finally gonna let you

-it didnt take long before you reached your climax and squirted all in your panties your juices leaking down onto his sweats.

-“ah baby look at the mess you made, shouldnt you clean it up.”

-you began licking uo your juices off his pants and when then you make eye contact with his thats poking & at that moment you knew you were in for a long night.

[joeyfranchise]

conversation hearts

part two: b mine?

uo!justin herbert x uo!reader

summary: despite the threat of him academically, you find yourself slowly realizing that justin might not actually be that bad… maybe you like him after all.

warnings: fluffy, sweet. slow burn!! minors still please dni!

word count: 1.5k.

note: it’s so hard for me to write slow burn but i’m trying my best for my boo @joeyburrrow :) lol i hope anyone who reads this miniseries enjoys it and as always ily all 🫶🏻

[pt. 1]

this wasn’t supposed to happen. 

you had planned to go to justin’s place to work on your project, nothing more and nothing less… but you hadn’t expected to find yourself being taken captive by the twinkle in his eye. you weren’t expecting to be giggling at any of his cheesy jokes. as you sat at the coffee shop again and waited for the girls to show up so you could debrief, you replayed the previous evening in your mind. 

—

justin’s dorm was surprisingly neat and clean. you were a bit of a neat freak yourself, but you hadn’t expected an area shared between two college athletes to be so… tidy. 

you arrived promptly at six and he was waiting eagerly at the door for you. justin stepped aside and held out an arm to “welcome you to his humble abode.” 

there wasn’t a large amount of room for the two of you to work in, but he led you to his desk and you sat your things down next to his before looking around to find a seat. 

“you can take the chair, i’ll sit on my bed,” he gestured, pulling it out for you. you sat down hesitantly and scooted yourself closer to the desk as justin sat gingerly upon his navy blue bedspread. a pregnant silence filled the room as he opened his laptop, placing it next to yours on the desk. 

his screen was already open on the powerpoint, and he already created a title page. you grabbed his laptop and slid it closer to you, clicking the screen and editing the first slide. 

“did i spell your name wrong?” he asked, a puzzled look painted across his features. “nope,” you replied, popping the ‘p’. “just wanted my name to be first.” 

he laughed, a genuine hearty chuckle, and pulled his computer back toward himself before calling you a diva. you hated how badly you wanted to laugh at his teasing. “i finished all my sections and i already have the information ready to go for the slides. what about you?” he questioned, glancing over in your direction. 

“i finished mine too. if you want to go ahead and type yours up we can review it, and then we can do the same with mine?” 

he only nodded in response, his nimble fingers working away on the keys. it didn’t take him long to finish keying in his information, and everything you looked over sounded perfect, much to your chagrin. as selfish as it sounded, you’d hoped just one thing would be wrong so you could correct him and assert some sort of academic dominance over him. but he was perfect, his work proved that time after time, and it continued to eat away at you. 

justin slid his computer back to you and watched silently as you entered your portion of the information. his eyes scanned the screen as you answered everything perfectly, something he noticed that seemed so effortless about you. he was amazed and often jealous of how things came to you so naturally, he wished that he could be the same way. 

studying as hard as he did brought him many rewards, but he always wished he was naturally smart, that he could be like you and retain information easily. he was too afraid to tell you that though, and deep down a part of him secretly liked that you viewed him as competition. when you were finished typing you looked up, noticing his gaze lingering on you. you couldn’t hide the blush that crept up the back of your neck and spread across your cheeks, and justin couldn’t help but blush too. 

“i read over your shoulder when you were typing, everything looks perfect,” he said, reaching across to rest a hand on your shoulder. you weren’t sure why he did it, but a swarm of butterflies sprouted in your stomach at his touch. you played it cool, throwing your hair over your shoulder in an attempt to be sassy. “not surprised,” you smirked, and justin laughed once again. “can’t help that i’m perfect, wish i could say the same about you,” you added. 

he grabbed his chest dramatically before falling back onto his bed, feigning shock before he spoke again. “you wound me,” he teased, and an easy laugh fell from your lips. 

simultaneously, you hated and loved this moment. his geeky yet funny personality mirrored yours, but you also despised how he was making you feel, like a school-girl crush was forming for him in the very pit of your stomach. it was as if you could go home and write his name all over your notebooks and surround it with hearts in glittery pink gel pen. 

you turned your focus back to the assignment and justin sat back up quickly. “so do i just submit the powerpoint to her? or are we presenting in class as well?” you asked him, unsure of what to do next. 

“we have to submit and present. i think we’ll be okay, though. she likes both of us,” he reassured you. you hated speaking in front of others, even if you were a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter. “alright, i’ll go ahead and send it in,” you said, clicking on the other open tab on his screen, which was his student portal. you got the file transferred over while justin stood and walked over to the tiny fridge that sat on a table in the corner. 

“do you want anything to drink?” he offered and you politely declined. “i’m okay! thank you. i think everything is fully submitted now.” 

justin walked toward a door on the opposite side of the room and twisted the handle before pushing it open. “okay, cool. let me use the bathroom right quick and i’ll walk you out.”

as he was in there you gathered your things, your heart beating rapidly against your chest. you felt flustered… you weren’t supposed to like him, but he was so sweet and charming. 

your fingers brushed over the tiny box of candy hearts as you placed your laptop in your bag, and an idea popped into your head, but you’d have to execute it quickly. you dumped the candy into your hands as you heard him turn on the faucet, and you quickly sorted through them to find all the little pieces that had the number “10” stamped on the front. it was his jersey number, and it was about as flirtatious as you could get with him without vomiting all over yourself. you placed them on his desk as gently as you could without making too much noise, then you shoved the rest of the candy back in the box and into your bag as he stepped out of the bathroom, drying his hands on his pants. 

“you didn’t listen to me pee, did you? cuz that’s gross,” he joked raising an eyebrow at you. “hell no,” you laugh, throwing your tote on your shoulder. “that’s disgusting… and i usually don’t kinkshame, but fuck that.” you both laughed heartily as he opened the door and walked down the hall with you. you noticed it was raining as you stepped outside, and you didn’t bring a jacket, so you’d have to book it to your car. justin looked up at the sky and back down at you before noticing you weren’t wearing a jacket. as if it was second nature, he shucked his hoodie off and handed it to you, extending an arm to take your bag so you could pull it over your head. 

“justin, this isn’t necessary, really. i’ll be okay,” you said, trying to give the hoodie back. “i don’t want you to get cold, please take it. you can give it back in class, or bring it back here.” 

you relented, handing him your bag and pulling the hoodie on. “thank you,” you muttered softly as you pulled it over your head and took the bag back. “i’ll see you in class!” you said, turning on your heel and walking off towards your car. the butterflies were still present, still causing commotion in your belly. justin walked back inside and into his dorm, a soft smile spreading across his face as he saw what you left on the table. 

—

you tapped your fingers against your cup nervously before you spotted alice entering the coffee shop, followed by clara. they sat down across from you and eyed you nervously. laura stumbled in a few minutes after. you hadn’t seen her since yesterday’s meet-up here, so even she didn’t know about what happened at justin’s. 

“babe, you look like you’ve seen a ghost!” alice admitted, reaching across the table for your hand. “tell us everything about what happened!” 

before you could start laura interrupted, a smirk playing across her lips. 

“before you do, though… i was in our dorm a bit ago and there was a knock at the door, i thought maybe you’d doordashed or instacarted something,” she said, raising her eyebrows. “it was from target and… well…” she reached into her bag and pulled something out before handing it to you. 

your mouth fell open as you took the glass from her, holding it in your hands softly. a conversation heart shaped candle, freesia and lily scented. you looked at all the girls at the table as they giggled, and you sighed. you were fucked. 

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[moirindeclermont]

I'm a bit late (but I was seeing Jonathan as Fiyero... So I'm excused _ he was good! Soo good!).

This is "5 times Colin was Pen's first and 1 time she was his" and we pick uo right where I've left you last episode because Colin wants to do something 👅

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"I want to try something," said Colin after a good twenty minutes. He looked at her and he kissed her. They were now under the cover, still naked, and he went down her body with his hands, making her sigh in delight. Colin seemed to have the uncanny ability to find all her erogenous zones, even he one she didn't know she had.

Somehow, with his hand around her waist and with his mouth on her tummy, was making her stomach a center of pleasure.

He went further down, to her thighs. She spread her legs for him without skipping a beat. He already seen everything there was to see and he seemed delighted every time he could looked at her again. Colin squeezed from the knees to her inner thigh, stopping as to cup her sex. Then, a wicked, wicked smile, and he was smelling her. "Colin?" She was blushing, rather adorably in Colin's opinion.

"What?"

She giggled, too embarrassed to speak.

"I love feeling you here with all my senses, love," he explained and we'll, when he put it like that... It's not like she wasn't curious just half an hour ago.

She relaxed and nodded, and Colin rewarded her with the lightest kiss just on her cl1t.

Oh.

He was using his fingers now, and she saw his tongue just a second before it was on her sensitive skin.

Her hips pushed up, Colin moving a hand to keep her down, as he traced a path from her vagina to her clit.

Ohhhh.

Pen never had thought it was possible to experience such a pleasure.

Her hand found his hair and he moaned in approval, as he continues his motion.

Sometimes he stopped to tease her opening with the tip on his tongue, sometimes he pause a bit on her clit, until he close his mouth around it and sucked.

Oh God.

She went non verbal as she got higher and higher.

Her legs were trembling and she was moaning so loudly they could hear her a mile away but it didn't matter.

When Colin added a couple of finger inside her, all it took was another minute or so before she exploded in a million pieces.

Colin let her rode her orgasm, continuing to lick and taste her, until she relaxed, finally spent.

She could not move a muscle.

"Pen, can I finish on your thighs?"

She opened her eyes (a very tiring operation) and he was stroking himself, watching her.

She nodded her consent, she couldn't do much for him.

Colin put her thighs together, creating a space for him to pleasure himself, and she just watched him, half of her still in bliss, as he pushed his length.

She could not wait to feel him inside her sometimes soon.

Still, she moved her hand, even if it was tiring, to touch him as he reached his orgasm too, feeling her thighs wetting with his seed. If she wasn't so tired she could go for another round.

Colin, always a gentleman, went quickly to the bathroom to pick up a tissue to clean her gently.

"Are you staying here?" She felt herself saying. She didn't think about it, to be honest. She just didn't want to separate from him yet.

He looked at her surprised but then smiled.

"It would be my pleasure."

[annisassintchaska]

Kylian Mbappe x Black!Reader: Family Day (Off Day)

Today is an off day for Kylian and Y/n had been stressing with work while managing to look after their two kids even though she works at the office and not from home. Kylian noticing the tension and pressure his wife was feeling he decided to help her relax.

Entering her at home office, he walked around her d3sk closing down her laptop causing her to sigh and look uo at him expectantly. "Mon amour, you need to relax. Please take the rest of the week off and I'll reimburse you for the loss of money from your break." He negotiated with the young woman. "Kyky, I can't just drop work on a notice like that. My boss will not allow it." Y/n whined as she rubbed her sleepy face along his shirt, finding comfort in his scent. "Mon bebê, give me your phone" He said as he pulled it from her shorts pocket and entered into her call log. Stepping out of the room. He walked towards their bedroom speaking to her boss on the phone.

After securing her few days off with her boss, Kylian hung up the phone and went to get the children changed into their clothing before going back to his wife in the office. Waking her up her led her to the shower while the children were watching cartoon in their room and showered the both of them before picking out the outfits they would wear as they got dressed. Leading his wife out of the room he collected the kids as they exited the house and he drove them towards their destination for the day.

Y/n's eyes had been closed for almost the entirety of the drive as they finally opened after the car parked. Seeing that they were at an amusement park, she knew everyone would be completely exhausted at the end of the day. Unstrapping themselves, they exited the car and went to retrieve the children from their car seats. Walking into the park, the parents allowed their children to roam freely in front of them as they looked at the rides and games they wanted to try.

3 hours later, Kylian gathered his family as they drove to a restaurant to get some lunch. During lunch, the children expressed their joy of being able to attend the event and their thanks for the food they were now eating as they told their parents that they love them. Feeling happy at the appreciation that their children displayed, they decided to reward them with so1e more fun as their next destination was an indoor trampoline park.

The rest of their day was spent snapping pictures and videos of their kids jumping around and play fighting with the Styrofoam swords. The three little ones energy almost completely drained, they decided to return home. Kylian decided not to drive anymore, he called the chauffer to drive them back home as the family huddled in the back seats.

Upon arrival back home the 5,4 and 3 year olds jumped out of the car and ran one behind the other into the house, taking off their shoes in the process making their parents laugh and their dad lightly scold them about running.

Finally everyone was freshly showered and dressed in their nightwear as the parents tried putting their children in the designated bed, yet they refused to lay down. "Mis bebés, ¿qué pasa?" Y/n asked as even though she was black and her dominant language was English; her and Kylian agreed to teach them Spanish French and Portuguese in oder to help them in gaining opportunities in the future. "Maman, We want to sleep with you and Papa tonight, please?" Their baby girl asked sweetly as she twinkled her eyes at her parents.

Looking down at the three kids who were silently pleading the Y/n and Kylian looked at each other before finally lifting them up and walking to their bedroom, with the little ones cheering excitedly to be sleeping with their parents. With the lights off in the bedroom and the kids snuggled between, everyone was starting to fall asleep, the exhaustion finally setting in as the memories of the day invaded their minds leaving a bright smile on their faces.

[hyperiondickrider]

Baby Bunny~

(Chapter 4)

Vox x Reader; Valentino x Reader; Alastor x Reader; maybe Lucifer x Reader

After your untimely death, Mr Vox was kind enough to take you in and give you a job as his assistant. However, it appears that you’ve caught the eyes of few other demons, who are certainly not afraid of a little competition…

“Hey, Val, can we talk real quick?”

“Hm? Voxy, baby, what’s the problem~?” Vox jogged up to Val, trying to catch him on the way to his studios, a long day of work ahead the two of them. He hands Valentino a coffee he got for him, from that nice place on brimstone avenue, and Valentino takes a long sip from it, releasing a pleased groan at the scalding fluid.

“It’s about my assistant, Y/N.”

“Your cute little conejita? Whatever is the matter, hm?”

Vox wasn’t quite sure how to phrase his question. “Well, it’s just that- Y’know, it’s almost spring and-“

“Voxy, baby, I love you, but get to the fucking point.” Valentino’s patience was thin, on a good day.

“Yeah, well, I need you to stop winding her up. The poor bunny can barely function with her, uhm, season, approaching, let alone with you feelin her up all the goddamn time.”

Valentino let a low chuckle at this, taking a long drag of his scarlet smoke, throwing his now empty coffee cup into the nearest bin, before gracefully draping his long arms onto his hips.

“But she’s so fucking fun to wind up, baby. Besides, it only January, i still got at least a month before it starts just being mean. I swear, one of these days, Voxy, if you’re not careful, I’m gonna snatch up that bebé bonita and make her mine~”

Vox let out a low growl at this, his screen glitching as his eye twitched with annoyance. If he knew Valentino well enough (which he probably did), it was unlikely he’d make such an obvious move. Key word - unlikely. Valentino was unpredictable; if he had a genuine interest, Satan knows the lengths he will go to.

“Fine. Just at least promise me, next time you make a mess of the poor girl, you’ll at least finish the fucking job so I don’t have to clean up your mess.”

“Oh, I think we both know I will~” Valentino’s grin sharpened, almost salivating at the thought of of having you sprawled out under him, face red and puffy, ears teary, your swollen lips covered in drool-

Well, that’s a thought for when he has the time to scheme.

~meanwhile~

It was 7:30 am when your alarm went off. You woke uo with a jolt, your body still exhausted despite your mind being wide awake, legs heavy like lead, thighs and pussy sore. With a groan, you dragged yoirself out of Vox’s comfy bed, the mattress almost willing you to stay in bed all day, despite the no doubt mountains of work you had to do.

Throwing on a blouse and a navy pencil skirt with matching heels, you gave your hair a quick brush, quickly looking yourself over in the mirror.

‘Looking good, bunny!’ You gave yourself a cheeky grin, being your own hype man in light if the empty apartment around you. Checking the time once again, you sighed lightly, grabbing your laptop and blazer, you set off towards work, thinking of treating yourself to a nice hot cocoa from the cute cafe on brimstone avenue on the way to work.

You really did like your job. Sure, it was exhausting, but the work was rewarding; you got help coordinate schedules, review scripts, fill out paperwork, and of course, you got to hang out with Vox! Your boss really was the best, he always made sure you were busy; he knew how much you loved feeling useful.

Entering the building, humming a merry tune you had heard on the radio earlier, you greeted the receptionist.

“Good morning, Annie! Have you had a good morning so far?”

“Why, good morning to you to, Y/N! You seem in an awful good mood today, my dear!”

You grinned at the woman, leaning against her desk with glittering eyes.

“I’m just happy to be at work today, Annie.”

“I truly don’t think i’ve ever met a young person who quite likes their job like you do, love.”

The two of you shared a giggle, as she showed you some pictures of her new grandchildren. Annie was such a sweet lady; one of your favourite coworkers, in fact. She always had somethjng nice to say, and a warm smile and anecdote to welcome you with.

A sharp, british accent cut through the usual bustle of the floor.

“God, where is that girl? I’m down a model and i need someone with some fucking class for lucifer’s sake!” The confident voice of Velvette rang through the floor, employees cowering at her commanding presence, hiding as she scoured the floor.

“Ah! There you are, my darlin’!”

Your back straightened significantly, tugging at your skirt as Velvette’s eyes lit up as she spotted and approached at a brisk pace.

“H-hello, Ms Velvette! C-can i help you in a-any way?”

She brushed off your now nervous demeanour, hastily looking you up and down before grabbing you by the wrist and tugging you towards the elevator.

“Yes, yes my darlin’, Vox told me you’d be here. Listen, babe, I’m down a model for a loungewear photoshoot i’ve planned to do today, and i need you in my department, okay love? You just gotta stand there and look pretty, which you are already doin’ a fantastic job at.”

Her flattery causes your cheeks to darken, as you limply allow her to drag you into the elevator, up a floor, and into one of her studios. Well, there goes all the work you had planned for the day.

Truth be told, you did quite like Velvette; she made easy conversation and could be quite the smooth talker despite her inclination towards bluntness. She also designed the cutest clothes, which was a bonus. Overall, she was fun to work for. Unless she deemed you incompetent. Then, life fucking sucked.

The first outfit she forced you into was a silky pajama set, relatively baggy on you, revealing your collar bones as she directed you into posing for, the photos capturing your timid aura. The second outfit were Vees branded tracksuits; each designed to mimic tbe style and colour scheme if each Vee. A black and read one with skulls and hearts; Velvette. A blue and red one with wiring details; Vox. Pink and lilac with feathers and hearts; Valentino. She once again had you pose for each one, captiring the details of the fashion whilst simultaneously capturing your contrasting delicate beauty. Finally, she gave you a second pajama set, this time shorts and a button up, completely complimenting your leporine appearence, producing absolutely adorable promotional material. Well, if Velvette was pleased, it was all worth it.

“Wonderful my darlin’, thank you so much for your cooperation, love.” She kissed both your cheeks affectionately, sending you off the change back into your work clothing.

However, on the way to the changing rooms, you were stopped by the familiar sound of a staticky voice.

“Velvette? Are you done with my assistant yet? I got a shit ton of work and all my other employees are apparently fuckin useless-”

Vox froze when he saw you; all vulnerable in a silky pajama set covered in strawberries. A smirk grew across his face, and you grimaced in embarassment.

“Velvette, my dear, great taste as always. Now, if you don’t mind, me and my assistant have some work to get back to.” Vox spoke, commanding the room, as his gaze never for a second left your own.

A/N: Sorry the update took so long I am very busy lol.

Btw the reason Y/N is so nervous around authority figures and strangers is to do w her backstory :) her sudden personality changes are intentional

Tags: @enby-rising @whocaresimnothere @christineblood @sirenetheblogger @vash-yuu

[randomnameless]

Just thinking about it but -

UO : MC learns the "greater" plot that explains the reasons - and their origins - why things happen, and picking the right choices, is rewarded with the best ending.

FE16 : Claude gets some infodump, still puts in danger the remaining Nabatean (granted Rhea dies off screen so it's not that important!) for being hunted for parts, still uses the shiny bow he got despite learning what, rather who it was, grows as much as a beansprout in a dark closet regarding his beliefs about isolation and acceptance, even after listening to Rhea's history about how humans fucked up her people and why she needs to hide her identity.

UO : Alain talks to Gilbert and Hodrick, learns his country is pretty privilegied compared to the other ones, doesn't want to take advantage of this position but wants to create a lasting peace between his kingdom and the other countries

FE16 : Claude spends between 3 weeks (Nopes) and 1 year (FE16) at least at school, doesn't bother to learn anything (or it doesn't show!) about Fodlan and ends up with some hilarious takes like "Church BaD and promotes isolationism but my slave holders besties from House Gonerils are chads", complete with "Fodlan is to blame when it comes to having relationships with its neighbours when they just want to engage in one little bloodbath every thursday" only discovering water to be wet when the goddess' avatar becomes his teacher.

Guess which game is praised for its "complex" and "masterpiss" of a writing?

[madmanwonder]

Prompt Crossover

Mary Jane admits to her fellow model, Morrigan, about what she and Peter did and Mayday walking in on them. Bad idea telling the secret succubus this, since she suggests something even more daring, wearing just an apron and nothing else when she cooks later on tonight. The red head may worry for her daughter being traumatized more, but Morrigan is focused on the NSFW reward afterwards. What matters more to Mary Jane? Not fucking uo her daughter more, or getting fucked by Peter?

2 Koma

"-nd that's why Mayday is in therapy."

The beautiful noble demon looked at her fellow model with amusement on her perfect doll-like face as she leaned forward until her very well-endowed chest were resting on the surface of the table.

"Poor thing...," Morrigan cooed in a underwear-dropping seductive voice that had MJ shuddered in not entirely unwanted desire. "How about you wear a apron for Pete...and nothing else~💕"

"Are you out of your mind!?" MJ hissed-yelled at the woman. "This would traumatized my daughter even further than before and I cannot do that to her...again!"

"But think about how your man would go crazy when he see his drop-dead sexy supermodel wife all dress up and ready to get devoured like a well-cooked meal~💕"

X-xx-X

Mayday took a long yawn as she smacked her lips as she entered the kitchen to grabbed herself a cup of coffee to start the day...

...and freeze when she saw the unholy sight of her own mother wearing nothing but small apron that hide little of her mother very very developed body. She took a looked at her mother and turned around to walked out of the kitchen.

Mayday:

[freshthoughts2020]

[f1-disaster-bi]

Charlando anon here. Since Charles won his home race, maybe some Charlando smut with top Lando rewarding Charles for his win 👀

Oooo 👀

Charles was gasping into the kiss as Lando pinned him against the bed. His hands were pinned above his head, and his legs bracketed Lando’s hips, occasionally grinding uo against the other as Lando used the hand not pinning his wrists to press against his chest.

"You were fucking great out there", Lando whispered softly as he kissed across Charles's chin, making him tilt his head so Lando could suck a bruise into the pale skin of his neck, "My race winner. You looked so hot on that podium"

Charles could only arch against him and moan softly. The praise making him blush, and when he tried to move his hands, Lando tightened his grip on them. He half half hoped he left some bruises that he could wear if they ever made it the after party.

"Wish you had been up there with me", Charles managed to get out as they sat uo, Lando pulling Charles's shirt over his head.

Lando just grinned and grabbed him by the throat gently, pulling him in for another kiss thay had Charles melting into him.

"I know, baby", Lando muttered as he pulled back to stand up, grinning as he started to strip, "Get naked. I want to make you feel good"

Charles didn't hesitate to strip the rest of his clothes as Lando did the same. Soft praises fell from the others lips, making Charles blush down to his chest as he reached for the lube they'd stashed under the pillows the night before when Lando had let Charles fuck his thighs for getting pole.

Prep was slow. All soft kisses and even softed confessions between the two of them that had Charles almost tearing up as Lando kissed the inside of his thighs, leaving bruises until he decided he had enough of teasing Charles with his fingers and replaced them with something much better that had Charles moaning.

Lando kept the pace slow, hitting all the right spots and kissing away Charles please ing English and French until his control broke and he fucked Charles fast and hard.

When they came, it was with Lando’s hand over his mouth and Charles arching off the bed and shaking.

[rosiarie]

my early winter shopping list

a list of things i'm purchasing the start of this winter. from clothing to skincare to makeup, these are all items i've saved up for & actually need rather than fads i'll wear/use once or twice. + links for you guys

1. staple basics for my wardrobe - black boat neck long sleeve: the intimissimi ones are a dream, but here are some others i found that are a little more affordable - tezenis, h&m, & brandy melville. - straight leg low rise denim jeans: i want to leave baggy jeans in 2024). i'm currently on the hunt for good denim that will fit someone 5'3! lmk if you have any recs for me please <3 - low rise fold-over gray yoga pants: such a classic, sadly i don't own a pair, and i need one so bad. you can lounge in them in your dorm, at the dining commons, doing your laundry, any lazy day, etc,. i would love the pair from skims, but they're wayyy too expensive for me, so here are some i found on: uo, hollister, & h&m.

2. skincare i know this is a lot of stuff, but please keep in mind, i'm only buying so much skincare because i've already used up/am 1-2 weeks from finishing all the skincare i do have. when i have a moisturizer or a sunscreen, i always cut them with scissors to use up all the product. this is the way i believe it should be, and i always use what i buy until it's empty. of course, if something reacts badly to your skin, throw it away! but i promote consuming products until they're totally finished, rather than buying new things all the time. it's the best use of your money and better for the environment. i purchase my asian skincare on a website called yesstyle which heavily discounts their products, so that's how i can afford it. i also use coupons i find alone. use my rewards code (not sponsored, every user has one lol) DXBYRB for % off! numbuzin: No.5 Vitamin Concentrated Serum - i struggle with hyperpigmentation from the sun, so i'm purchasing this! i heard it works well. Anua: BHA 2% Gentle Exfoliating Toner - for my closed comedones! this is more cheap than the paula's choice one, but the main purpose/ingredient seems to be the same. if this doesn't work, i might have to buy paula's choice. i have used anua's oil cleanser before (until it was finished, of course), but i didn't like it. it honestly gave me more closed comedones and sebum than clearing it. i can make a post on fungal acne and all that from oil cleansing/double cleansing, if you guys are interested! Shiseido: Prepare Silk Made Cotton Pad - i've always been a double cleansing girl, but i'm going to swap to micellar water because i can't deal with closed comedones no more and fungal acne! honestly, i detest micellar water because i feel it's not as efficient as oil cleansers when it comes to completely wiping makeup, but it'll be a journey! i never really used any good cotton pads made for makeup wiping so.

Purito SEOUL: Oat-In Calming Gel Cream - i've only got a week left (if i can stretch it that long and cut my moisturizer open lol!) of my moisturizer, this one looked good, is 100ml, and didn't have any fungal acne triggering ingredients, so i'm going to try this one! SKIN 1004: Madagascar Centella Hyalu-Cica Water-Fit Sun Serum - i've had this before, and it's soso good. light-weight, spf 50+, moisturzing, and leaves you with a radiant glow. i'm ordering a 2 pack to save $$! i put sunscreen on every morning. miseenscéne: Perfect Serum Original Mini - i got layers, so i curl my hair everyday so it looks somewhat good. because of heat damage, my hair has gotten coarse, so i'm going to try out this hair serum! review pics looked good and i'm getting a mini since it's cheaper for a trial run.

3. makeup from yesstyle as well. rewards code: DXBYRB ! espoir - Dewlike Jello Glowrizer - i formerly used the glow recipe niacinamide dew drops, but it's soo expensive. i found this on yesstyle, and it seems like a dupe for it; they both have niacinamide in their products, serve the same purpose, and the packaging is so similar that the brand almost wants you to know it's a dupe lol. ISEHAN - Kiss Me Heroine Make Long & Curl Mascara Advanced Film - my fave mascara! i've been using the same one for more than a year now... there's still product, but at this point, it seems unhealthy. i need a new one.

i hope the beginning of this semester is treating you all well. i know my quarter has been surprisingly favorable. a real post with an update on my uni life will come soon later this week hopefully. i love you all, stay warm <3

[loneliness-suffering]

Fav regular show episode?

honest?i think every episode that without mordecai's relationship drama and park gang being cringed are great,especially the first few 1-3 sessions,those are great.but if it has to be a fav i think the return of "The mordecai and rigby's" is good.

it got the set up,conflict,and the plot is kind of fore seeing cuz it's mainly sarcasticing the band culture (is that the right way to phrase it??)and the final twist with them end up in a hospital,it's gold in my eyes,and get to see Benson and mordecai being jerk directly towards each other,bro like couple who has a argument and want to tear the other people apart,i like that.

"the parkie reward" episode is kind of nice,i love the part where Benson talk about how he appreciate the park gang and how rigby straight uo stole a trophy,just because everybody is talking about how Benson should get the reward and how gene has so many so what's the harm in losing one.

i like every episode that Benson's in.(except for the cringy part,well,i mean eh,a little but,eh.

[adonis-koo]

Oh my godd misssy😢 I'm so sorry you've been feeling this way!

Honestly, i was slightly shy to really send in any asks or comments cause, WTF💖?!? I'd be gushing and squealing with puppy like excitement in every of them!

I've RE-read your works over and over again, dear! The way you can string together words and set up these detailed scenarios is just to die for! Not to mention, the intricacy of the fucking plot!! It's rare that I see someone so dedicated to the plot just as they are usually to the romance! Take Tease!au, or wicked!au for example. You've created the PERFECT balance between bitter and sweet in every one of your fics!

And even when it comes to the daddy!jk masterlist of yours, it's a 100% romance😍 and it's never boring.

If I'm being honest, i think what i like most about your writing is the angst. You leave us hanging on, waiting for more in the most artistic way possible. You make me want angst as well! You've always been able to play around with words such that i feel that fucking pang in in my chest.

Also.. i think i may have told you this.. but, my fucking boyfriend liked your stuff. He caught me scrolling through tumblr 😂😂 and he fell flat. Had half a mind to make an account of his own! So it's not just a gender oriented fan base you have.

I'm sorry I've ranted so much, lol. But, I couldn't bare to see such a beautiful and talented writer lose her spirits like this. You might say it's not much, but, i say that there should be absolutely zero depletion in that cheerful spirit.

Please, missy. Don't lose hope. There really are hundreds of thousands of people that enjoy your works. Maybe they've just not been able to work uo the courage to interact as of yet. No matter the case, please.. Don't lose your spirit. You're very very well loved, dear. You have a knack for writing, and it's a very admirable trait. Keep at it!

~ Lily ♡

Lily you got me over here trying not to sniffle and cry 😭😭😭 I’m trying really hard to pull myself out of this slump and it’s not going very well!! It’s far from the first time I’ve had feelings like this so I’ve adjusting to coping but it’s still an awful thing.

And once again, complaining and crying hasn’t really done anything, in fact I feel like it’s just made me feel even worse because again, I don’t want it come across that I don’t appreciate the ones who do support me, I love each and every single one of you!!! (your boyfriend is a bonus LOL but saying I love him would be a little too weird, still very cool that a man enjoyed my writing though and it’s not just gender exclusive🫶)

I’ve loved every moment of writing both Tease and Wicked, that’s something I cannot stress enough., but I was fresh 18 when I first started Tease, I didn’t have nearly the responsibility and stress of life that I have now getting ready to be 24, I look back and reminisce that I was actually able to pump out 10-20k every two weeks so diligently! And it makes me so depressed knowing I can no longer do that.

Not to mention that while it has been rewarding, it has become so much more taxing to my mental health to keep trying, for my own personal enjoyment it has been absolutely rewarding but the demand that people have had over the years has really stressed me out, balancing all of this is such a tricky thing! And at one point I thought it would get easier to balance, but if it does, I haven’t made it yet 😭

You and so many others give me so much encouragement, I just feel so strangely disconnected from my writing and this blog lately and I hope it doesn’t last forever 🥺 thank you so much for taking the time to send such encouraging words my way Lily I will always appreciate you my dear!!! 😭❤️

[abiiors]

The soundstage is empty apart from you and the curly haired brunette, everyone had gone for a lunch break, and now matty was on his knees, staring up at you desperately,panting.

A visible hard on through leather pants, shining under the bright stage lights, you imagine that wouldn't he comfortable, but that doesn't matter, because right now he's absolutely at your mercy

"P-please"

Reaching down to grasp his ching between thumb and forefinger, he can feel your breath fanning against his neck as you bend down

"Please what?"

"C-can i--ahh- p-please touch?"

You'd bee teasing him all shoot. Of course you were in the vidoe being his longtime girlfriend, it'd be criminal for you not to be, but as a result he'd lost his mind seeing you in costume.

"I don't know, have you earned dit?"

"Yes! Please! I've been a good boy, I promise"

A certain cancer to his voice, desperate as if he were about to cry

"Ok baby. You can touch"

A soft mewl, long fingers wrapped round your legs, pulling you closer, tongue trailing up your thigh, a high pitched broken set of whimpers,

"T-mmmm-thank you"

"That's OK sweet boy" running your hands along his shoulders, you feel him tense at the pet name, he can't deny how much your praise effects him, election standing at full attention, uncomfortable in tight leather.

"Ah--mm i--ahh"

"Hmm?"

A small cry as you scratch your nails along his collarbone.

"What's wrong?"

"Feel--ahh-feel good"

"We've not even done anything"

A soft broken "ah" sound, heavy breathing, he could come right there and then and he'd not even done anything. "Aww poor thing"

"I-ahh-please"

You let your hands tangle in his hair, pulling lightly, getting him to look up at you. You can risk ruining his makeup, that would get you caught for sure.

"Don't use your hands"

"W--huh-qhat?"

"You heard me. Do you understand?"

He nods quickly, hair falling wildly

"Are you going to be a good boy?"

"Yes!"

Without hesitation he holds his arms behind his back, leaning up, craning his neck to kiss the insides of your thighs, hearing the soft change in your breathing, leaving a sticky trail of saliva on hot skin, visibly straining as he moves further up, head dissapearing below the pink frills of your skirt

"D-d-did I do it right? ....uhhhaghh feel good?"

"Yes~ such a good boy matty"

Hes not sure what about thsi moment does it but soemthing in the breathy moan that anomalies his name or the way you draw out the vowels has him groaning into your leg, teething sinking in to soft flesh, earning a high pitched moan,

"Ahh, g-good boy"

Matty tries to speak; but all that comes is broken incoherent sentences. Syllables slurred together, drunk on you

"That's it, good boy, so fucking pretty down there, so we'll behaved keeping your hands to yourself"

Soemthing in yourbpriases pushes him over the edge, and he cums right there, soft high pitched whines, still kissing your thighs as he rocks back and forth on his knees; generating some type of friction, letting a small cry fall from pretty swollen lips as you pull away, lowering your self to his level, hand on his neck, the other in his lap, pressing down, choking him as he moans your name, getting himself off essentially grinding into himself with the tightness of the trousers

"Good boy, so pretty and ruined for me"

"Ahh uhh--mhm"

"You'll be rewarded later I promise"

Poor little matty, so needy, and you think for a moment just fucking him, after all he behaved so well, and yet you want to make it hurt, want him to thank you for making it hard.

"Sweetheart"

He perked uo imeidstly

"Yes?"

"Wouls you go lay on the bed for me?"

Of course he does so without a word. He is after a good boy. Matty can't help but be excited for your plans, cock twitching whenever you so much as look at him

oh MY GOD IT IS MY TURN TO BE BLESSED FROM THE MASTER OF SMUT!!!!

I was going to post a second smutty blurb but you've outsmutted me on my own blog so i am going to leave this here and go into RECOVERY!!!!