#Trop crack

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Gil Galad × Adar

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

[marshmellin]

[rey-jake-therapist]

But I think for Sauron and romantic love… It isn’t something he goes around thinking, “Where’s my girlfriend at?”

(Charlie Vickers, old interview)

You... You sure?

And in his pyjamas and barefoot no less. He could have added "yeah because we made love and when I woke up she was gone" that it wouldn't have been more sus lol

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 124/?

[love-and-doom]

He said I will slay no matter what while I slay all of you

[gauntletgirlie]

Saw this photo…

… and thought: “That face reminds me of someone. Who is it?”

“… Ah yes.”

Catdar is born.

[incorrectringsofpower]

Elrond: Galadriel, a demon has infiltrated the group. Galadriel: Not just any demon. Sauron is a diabolical, sadistic agent of evil. Might just be the single most dangerous creature in the universe. [cuts to Sauron in Eregion] Annatar: Who wants lemon bars??? It’s my nana’s recipe and they are just sinful!

[inkdusth]

Middle-earth Fridays:

Gil-galad: ‘Time to vibe.’ ✨

Sauron: ‘Evil never takes a day off.’ 😈

Galadriel: ‘If he thinks it’s Friday, it’s NOT Friday.’ 😡

Gil-galad: ‘It IS Friday. Let’s cheer.’ 🍷👑

[greenleaf4stuff]

TROP x twitter text posts

(screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

[deus-sema]

Tale of the First Saurondriel (or maybe second, or third)

Aulë helped get Ulmo's Maia back from Melkor's clutches with the power of love.

Ulmo owed him one and decided to return the favour and help Aulë's Maia turn a new leaf by setting him up with Galadriel because the sea is always right.

He even made sure that they get some privacy by smoothly getting the other side characters out of the way.

Ulmo: Good, good. Now kiss. Wait, did I not make myself clear enough?

Ulmo: Yes. Bind yourselves to each other for eternity.

*Two days later*

Why haven't they kissed yet? Why are they shaking hands? What is this? A business deal? Kiss each other you dolts and then come back to Valinor. You can keep making love on the ship. Why are they sailing the other way? The West! You have to come west.

Deleted scene:

[love-and-doom]

😂😂😂😂

[rey-jake-therapist]

Sauron: "If I have a flaw, it's that I tend to be a tiny bit arrogant and I underestimate people."

Galadriel, Celebrimbor, Mirdania and Adar : " 'A' flaw??"

(inspired by Charlie Vickers)

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 123/?

[olessan]

Nobody:

The Dark Lord Sauron:

[dragon-ashes1485]

Lol when I first saw that episode this made me laugh.

Galadriel - "Look, Elrond, aren't they pretty? Look how cool!"

Elrond - "Ooh those are pretty- but no no, Galadriel what have you done-"

Galadriel - "O-oh oh you aren't smiling. Okay I need to look mournful now :(( here's my best sad face."

Elrond - "I have proof too, look here is the scroll I'll use to bonk you on the head with."

Celebrimbor: "hehe so shiny."

She was so proud of herself

Until she wasn't

Meanwhile, Celebrimbor is just chilling, no care in the world. He is just happy with his work.

[gauntletgirlie]

Adar fucks hard, but he’s a gentleman uruk about it.