#Trop crack

[crazyaboutto]

Sauron getting offended by the blast that interrupted his fashion walk

Sauron, internally: How dare they interrupt my catwalk?

[misty-slays-blog]

Arguing on the internet but it's the Rings of Power characters

[valar-did-me-wrong]

@deus-sema how dare you be WAYYYYY funnier than me on my own post 😭🫶🏽

My mother starting Rings of Power as a new Tolkien viewer-

Galadriel: THE Lady

Elrond: her Prince boyfriend (elrondriels you are winning)

Gil galad: "I've seen someone wear that dress in _____'s wedding"

Harfoots: kids, all of them

Stranger: grilled chicken man

Halbrand: the titanic guy

Arondir: Shahrukh Khan

(I want you all to know that's the BIGGEST PRAISE you can get for romantic acting here)

Bronwyn: "she can become a Bollywood heroine anyday"

Theo: "he's got your hair from 1st standard" (🙈)

Durin: royal dwarf

Disa: "gold suits her, she'll look so pretty in our jewellery!"

(long winding discussion on how Disa needs more hair jewellery, definitely a maangtika)

[greenleaf4stuff]

TROP x tumblr text posts

(screenshots via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

[rey-jake-therapist]

Okay now we know what he was mentalling telling Galadriel...

Which would make her jump off the cliff the equivalent of the bride running away from her own marriage, right ?

[incorrectringsofpower]

Tom Bombadil: i love staying out of the loop. like "lol what's happening?" i don't fucking know!

[dragon-ashes1485]

Imagine if Elrond and Celebrían were trying to hide their relationship from Galadriel and Elrond's just really bad at it:

*Celebrían walks in*

Elrond: Ah, my Lady. I mean- not *mine*, I mean to say, Your Lady...no...I mean-

Celebrían: *internally screaming at him to shush his mush* Good evening, Lord Elrond

*cue Elrond looking like he's about to have an aneurysm and Galadriel stood there going wtf*

Another scenario:

Celebrían: *moves her hands while she talks and extends her hand, leaving her palm open*

Elrond: *takes said hand*

Celebrían: *internal screaming as Galadriel raises an eyebrow at them*

Elrond: *awkwardly keeps holding her hand because he's committed to it now*

Or maybe on the occasion Galadriel find out, it is actually Celebrían who messes up this time:

Elrond: *eats idk a raspberry or smth that leaves a mark on his lips*

Celebrían: *kisses the mark to get rid of it*

Galadriel: *spluttering*

Elrond: *face palms*

[olessan]

Nobody:

The Dark Lord Sauron:

[galadrielaaa]

Obsessed with the scene where Adar explains to Galadriel that the danger of Sauron isn’t that he takes—it’s that he gives. He becomes what the person needs him to be, or provides them what they need.

To Adar he gave children.

To Celebrimbor he facilitated the ability to create and cement a legacy.

For Galadriel, he not only gave her an army, but he was her ally, her friend, when she’d been all but abandoned by her own people.

Even that warg in 2x01, he feeds him and gains his trust.

But don’t you see that he did the same thing to us? As Halbrand in S1, he became who the audience wanted him to be—drawing us into the deception.

Who was (arguably) the most beloved character in LOTR? The most fascinating? The one the story started to swirl around despite Frodo and the ring being elsewhere?

Aragorn.

We ate that reluctant-lost-king-sexy-grimy-mystery hero shit UP.

He became who and what we wanted him to be. It pulled a thread from the original story tied directly to our nostalgic, gullible souls.

That’s why it was as much a gut punch for us as everyone else to realize who he was.

The Great Deceiver, indeed.

[feastofchildermass]

genuinely the level of crack this fandom inspires in me is absurd. Anyway here is my chart. I know Galadriel doesn’t fit the definition of the initial meme, but she can be a little daddy if she wants, as a treat.

Additional TROP crack: Text posts

[caput-medusae]

“charlie vickers was actually crying in the celebrimbor death scene” is the “viggo mortensen yelled because he broke his toe on the orc helmet” of trop

[crazyaboutto]

Feral Celebrimbor yeets hammer to Sauron

Sauron: Surprised Pikachu

Sauron: That almost hit me!

A hammer to head a day keeps the awful personality away ✨✨💅🏻💅🏻

Sauron fucked around and found out what feral Bimbo can do

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Had to add the gifs to the og post @helenvader

Sauron after getting first hit to head:

Then:

Edit note: Video version had sound issue

[misty-slays-blog]

I know Sauron is evil etc. but as an autistic person who hates being touched too, I totally, completely understood this

[valar-did-me-wrong]

Part: 74/?

[greenleaf4stuff]

TROP x tumblr text posts

(screenshot via cap-that.com) (my other trop memes)

[bunnynoldo]