#This story is not scripted

[jarvesque]

I think you can clearly tell which fantasy high fans have never actually played a session of any TTRPG from the reaction to the Junior Year final battle alone

[gothamite-rambler]

Flashback: Jason Todd when he discovered one of the trainers the Al Ghul's got for him is a child trafficker (based off a story from the book).

Jason: They ... were just children.

His trainer: Don't be so dramatic it was necessary.

Jason: They were just children ... and you were trafficking them.

His trainer: I did what is necessary-

Jason: THEY WERE JUST CHILDREN AND YOU TRAFFICKED THEM!

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Jason: And then I murdered him, in cold blood. It was fun ... I think I felt true euphoria that day. Oh and I let the kids go.

Bruce: ...

Dick (whispering, impressed): Resist the urge to clap.

Tim (horrifed): Holy crap did you have to detail it!

Damian and Stephanie stood up and clap.

Cass (blank expression): Jason?

Jason: Yes?

Cass: I'll allow it.

Jason: Thanks.

Duke: Can somebody pass the cranberry sauce! Also can I go next, I can top Jason's story!

Bruce sighs.

Bruce: This is the weirdest fucking thanksgiving.

Alfred: Talia and Ra are here.

Bruce slammed his head on the table.

Dick: That means 'God... Damn it!'

[strawbslvr]

Saw this today and decided to drop it here!!

Disclaimer! Pic is not mine, I just took a ss and decided to upload it here so it can help y’all like it helped me. All rights to the rightful owners!!

Bro I literally shift everyday👀

[sirenetica]

Save me Ivory , Whitepine. Whitepine Ivory save me.

(Character and Whitepine by @ivory-frill / ivoryTV on yt)

[nailamorals]

"not everything in your script will happen!! some things just wont be able to happen!" yes they will? get the fuck out of my script

[xstrawberryshiftsx]

even if shifting isn’t real ima just manifest it into being real like I’ve manifested complete personality, appearance and other changes why can’t I just manifest that like be so fr

[vixeneptune]

Glamour challenge 🎀

So I thought it'd be a fun idea to do a challenge every week , each week we can focus on a certain topic. This week its gonna be glamour baby! ♡

Here's the routine we're gonna do from start to finish everyday of the week :

1. ♡ The moment you wake up , before you even touch ur phone or do anything take a moment to tap into your inner goddess, like its such a blessing to be alive and to be YOU and the world awaits you , like ure truly the goddess of your own reality. (Even if u don't believe this idc DO IT)

2. ♡ when you wash your face imagine the water is enhancing your beauty and cleansing u from any impurities (or u can say ur beauty affirmations during ur skin care/makeup also when looking in the mirror).

3. ♡ ROBOTIC AFFIRMATIONS. Every single time u think of the word "beauty" I want u to repeat this mantra "I'm literally the embodiment of beauty, I radiate beauty, I'm so beautiful, everyone thinks I'm beautiful, I look like a goddess"

4. ♡ when people look at you , assume they're seeing your desired face and they're literally mesmerized by your beauty.

5. ♡ as you fall asleep I recommend playing your fav beauty affirmation audio or frequency, again tapping into your inner goddess and feeling beautiful from within , literally embodying it.

For best results be consistent and let's share our results ! ♡

[hxnyshifting]

idk who needs to hear this but

DO NOT KILL YOURSELF TO "HELP YOU SHIFT"

like are people really promoting fucking suicide? there are many impressional MINORS in this community and you should not be telling them to KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE THEM SHIFT

STOP PROMOTING SUICIDE

[chio-chan2artbox]

Step Forward - Part 3 They are going on a date!!! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 Check out my tags for fun facts XD

Kofi

[teddybearty]

💕 S-M-I-L-E everyday!! 💕

[maescui]

for the past minutes im scrolling on tumblr, all im seeing is shifters talk abt the food they cant wait to eat in their dr 😭😭 i love that sm

[cosmicshifter]

i saw something yesterday that was like “ ‘i told my friend everything about shifting and they shifted the night after and i haven’t been able to’ ”

and then it was like “you just proved that all information needed to shift is already in your hands”

i saw it like… put in the perspective of the friend and give the basics of shifting to yourself and try that way.

does that makes sense? 😭

[tannaziew]

Repeat after me 🗣

I will go to my desired reality tonight.

I'm a master shifter.

I shift easily.

I will be in my dr tonight.

I can shift as easy as I breathe.

I will shift tonight.

I'm already a master shifter.

[nailamorals]

"what if shifting is a lie..? what if it doesnt work for me?" YEAH and what if its all real and you can wake up tomorrow with the life youve always wanted? you are telling me there's a chance and you are NOT taking it???

[penelope-joy]

guess whos got a bed and is shifting tonight? ||*.YOU.*||

[xstrawberryshiftsx]

me in my dr seeing the consequences of my actions

like what do you mean I scripted this?!?!