#This story is not scripted

[jarvesque]

I think you can clearly tell which fantasy high fans have never actually played a session of any TTRPG from the reaction to the Junior Year final battle alone

[gothamite-rambler]

Flashback: Jason Todd when he discovered one of the trainers the Al Ghul's got for him was a child trafficker

*based off a story from the book

Jason (shocked): They… were just children.

His trainer (indifferent): Don't be so dramatic; it was necessary.

Jason (seething with rage): They were just children… and you were trafficking them.

His trainer (indignant): I did what was necessary—

Jason (raising his voice, gripping a knife): THEY WERE JUST CHILDREN, AND YOU TRAFFICKED THEM!

-----------------------------------

Jason (finishing the story): And then I murdered him in cold blood. It was fun… I think I felt true euphoria that day. Oh, and I let the kids go.

Bruce (too stunned and upset to speak): …

Dick (whispering, impressed): Resist the urge to clap.

Tim (horrified): Holy crap, did you have to detail it like that?

Jason: It's not a good story if I leave out the important parts. Like the time I recounted how I beat you up and won, I had to include the part where I stabbed your hand.

Tim (exasperated): You didn't have to and you didn’t win that! You cuffed me to a chimney at the last minute and ran off! I forgive you though, but I won that fight!

Jason (coolly): Seems like a win on my side to me. Anyway, Ra's kept assigning me trainers who were pedophiles, murderers, drug dealer; people I wouldn't let a child around. They all kept rationalizing their crimes, and somehow they kept running into my knife, or getting in the path of my gun, or “accidentally” falling off a bridge. That’s all I’ll say about that.

Tim rolled his eyes, relieved that Jason hadn’t explicitly detailed those killings. Damian and Stephanie, however, had the opposite reaction and stood up, applauding.

Cass (with a blank expression): Jason?

Jason (worried): Yes?

Cass (nodding approvingly): I’ll allow it.

Jason (smiling): Thanks!

Duke: Can somebody pass the cranberry sauce? Also, can I go next? I can top Jason's story! Let’s just say I didn’t buy that katana; nah, I earned that!

Bruce sighed, covering his eyes in frustration.

Bruce: This is the weirdest fucking Thanksgiving, but at least it hasn't gotten worse—

Alfred (making it worse): Talia and Ra's are here.

Damian (pleasantly surprised): Oh, they actually showed up!

Bruce slammed his head on the table.

Dick: That means "God… Damn it!"

[ilovecatfr]

Demonstration of how to shut your brain up

Brain: hey so you can't actually shift realities

You: yes I can

Brain: no idiot you can't, that's just stupid

You: maybe you are just stupid because I already shifted

Brain: (side eye) no you didn't

You: yes I did

Brain: prove it

You: I'm in my dr right now

Brain: no you are no-

You: (slaps brain) yes I am, open your eyes

Brain: I can't open my eyes I don't have any

You: that the whole point, IM IN MY DRR. I already shifted

I shifted I shifted I shifted I shifted I shifted I shifted I shifted

Brain: OKAY OKAYY you are in your dr

You:I'm literally a master shifter I can do whatever I want because it so easy for me 🤭

Notice one consistent thing through the whole thing? Persistence. The only reason why your brain doesn't wanna believe you can shift is because you almost engraved it in by your own thoughts.

You don't need to be constantly fighting with your brain, but do hype yourself up. You are not some helpless and powerless loser who can't shift. Please give yourself some credit you shift everyday, every second.

[universallyintertwined]

Well, I shifted.

I made a big post saying how I think I'm gonna stop shifting, 2 days later, I wake up in my dr.

No words. Genuinely. I have never been so humbled

[itscamile222]

My biggest shifting advice pt.2

If you attempt to shift before going to sleep at night and when you open your eyes, you still wake up here, read this.

Your brain has habits. So when you go to bed at night, even though you intend to wake up in your DR, you always wake up here. Why? because of your habits. Your mind is extremely used to go to bed and sleep and then wake up here, that is almost impossible to change that habit. What do you have to do then?

During the day, lay down, relax and do whatever you want to shift. intend to wake up in your Dr. Make a new habit, and you will shift.

[nailamorals]

arent you tired of always reading about the same stuff? 'ignore the 3d!' or 'imagination is the true reality'. you are tired of it. we are tired of it. but guess what; people say that because thats literally all that fucking matters and stop scrolling hoping to find some kind of secret formula invented in China in the 357 b.C that only 5 people know about, because that is not going to happen. STOP SCROLLING and START APPLYING all that you know because THATS ALL THERE IS TO KNOW, and if you dont want to THEN FUCK OFF AND STOP WHINING ABOUT 'IT NOT WORKING' LIKE BIIIIIITCH I CAN SEE YOUR FINGER GETTING READY TO SCROLL AGAIN HAVE SOME SHAMEEE

[shiftlalou]

“i shifted with this subliminal. . .”

so close ! you shifted because you believed (manifested) that you’re gonna shift with it !

seriously. stop throwing away your success on subliminals

[strawbslvr]

Saw this today and decided to drop it here!!

Disclaimer! Pic is not mine, I just took a ss and decided to upload it here so it can help y’all like it helped me. All rights to the rightful owners!!

Bro I literally shift everyday👀

[freyashiftz]

shifter: *starts new show*

show: *has any sense of found family*

shifter: *opens notions*

[sirenetica]

Save me Ivory , Whitepine. Whitepine Ivory save me.

(Character and Whitepine by @ivory-frill / ivoryTV on yt)

[chio-chan2artbox]

Step Forward - Part 3 They are going on a date!!! Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Check out my tags for fun facts XD

Kofi

[xstrawberryshiftsx]

even if shifting isn’t real ima just manifest it into being real like I’ve manifested complete personality, appearance and other changes why can’t I just manifest that like be so fr

[ilovecatfr]

how people who are victims of misinformation of the void and consciousness look at me when I tell them you can “enter” the void or “become” the pure consciousness simply by stuff like daydreaming, having inner monologue, or just really anything that puts your mind off 3D and it doesn’t have to be 4 hours of subliminals or 6283 different methods

[alexshiftss]

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I will shift tonight.

I WILL SHIFT TONIGHT.

[universallyintertwined]

Okay, so breaking my silence on my shift.

All I can literally say is that there's no right or wrong way to shift. it's just whatever you feel comfortable with doing. Whatever you think will work for you, it will trust me.

I genuinely felt like I couldn't shift, like everyone else could, that there was something about me that just wasn't letting me do so, and boy, was i wrong. That night, I said to myself, "Whatever happens, happens." And gave it one last go.

When you shift, you don't feel the shift. You feel nothing (unless you scripted something else, idk). It feels like waking up literally anywhere else, like you're at a sleepover or something.

You don't get overwhelmed with joy because you were already there anyway. I was shaken up for a bit, I can't lie. I was confused a lot because I just wasn't used to the area. Like I would like because it is weird just to wake up in a completely different place. And I will shaken up the whole day about it. I was like. I won't say I was freaking out, but I was zoning out like every 5 minutes. It's just like, what? like I was looking at my hands. I was in awe, but I wasn't at the same time.

The funniest thing is that it all felt natural. I didn't say affirmations. I didn't do a lot of things that usually help people. I just let it happen as I was going to sleep.

Literally it.

[vixeneptune]

Glamour challenge 🎀

So I thought it'd be a fun idea to do a challenge every week , each week we can focus on a certain topic. This week its gonna be glamour baby! ♡

Here's the routine we're gonna do from start to finish everyday of the week :

1. ♡ The moment you wake up , before you even touch ur phone or do anything take a moment to tap into your inner goddess, like its such a blessing to be alive and to be YOU and the world awaits you , like ure truly the goddess of your own reality. (Even if u don't believe this idc DO IT)

2. ♡ when you wash your face imagine the water is enhancing your beauty and cleansing u from any impurities (or u can say ur beauty affirmations during ur skin care/makeup also when looking in the mirror).

3. ♡ ROBOTIC AFFIRMATIONS. Every single time u think of the word "beauty" I want u to repeat this mantra "I'm literally the embodiment of beauty, I radiate beauty, I'm so beautiful, everyone thinks I'm beautiful, I look like a goddess"

4. ♡ when people look at you , assume they're seeing your desired face and they're literally mesmerized by your beauty.

5. ♡ as you fall asleep I recommend playing your fav beauty affirmation audio or frequency, again tapping into your inner goddess and feeling beautiful from within , literally embodying it.

For best results be consistent and let's share our results ! ♡