#This made me giggle actually lol

[a-usernamelol]

You are wonderful!

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better. ALLAN! Damien is legit holding me back from sending this message. DAMIEN STOP! I ADORE ALLAN. ("Not my nemesis, you don't!) Be careful, Damien. I hold your life in my hands...my fingers might slip one of these days...

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Damien's quiet now. Good, gooooood.

(In all seriousness, I hope you're having a great week! <3)

Allan is judging him dw he won’t be a problem 😤

Jk THANK YOOOOU 🥹

digkglvlvl I love this its such a unique way to do one of these anon games I’m stealing it 😂

[sunsburns]

[ nsfw 17+ ]

i’ve been thinking about frat boy!luke who tries to throw the biggest party the world has ever seen at least once a month. he's one of those guys who is actually convinced he can throw a party exactly like project x. but maybe even better (his words i swearr).

he’d even be corny enough to print out a bunch of invites and just throw them around the school so whoever’s interested can just show up.

and that's where you met him, at his biggest party yet. the party was already at full swing when you got there; music blaring through the speakers, colourful lights glowing from the open windows. students and crashers alike jumping to the music and holding red cups in their hands.

and then you catch his eye. he’s standing near the backyard, just walking back into the house to get more drinks when he spots you.

and yeah, you’ve had a class or two with him before, he might have asked you for a pencil once. you doubt he remembers you though.

but then one look turned into three, and the lingering stares from across the room, and knowing smiles, and nudges from friends continue.

you eventually bump into him on the dance floor, both tipsy. a drunk smile crosses your face as you wordlessly start to dance together.

what starts off innocent quickly turns into something more, your hands brush his arms, his hands find themselves comfortable on your sides, and they start to crawl to your waist, then your hips, and if you were a little braver, you might’ve grabbed his collar and kissed him then.

but instead, luke took your hand in his, and he leaned closer, close enough for him to ask you if you wanted to go somewhere a little more private. somewhere quieter, he said, so you could talk.

and you would’ve loved to talk to him, to get to know who the real luke castellan was, his interests, what he studies, where he’s from. but all those questions start to blur the moment you find yourself climbing up the stairs, turning corners and giggling behind him when he walks in on a couple fucking in the bathroom.

you barely remember what you want to ask him when he pushes you against a wall at the end of the hallway, music a little muffled, breaths a lot louder. and now you’re gasping into his mouth, your teeth crashing against his because there’s no coordination in your movements. one hand at the back of your neck to hold you while his tongue slips into your mouth.

and you’re both touching each other, hands wandering over clothes, fingers twitching to touch the warmth of skin, squeezing whatever there was to squeeze frantically.

your head spinning as his other hand pulls your leg up, up and up until you can wrap it around his hips, and he presses his crotch against yours. he tastes like cheap liquor and bad mistakes, and you try to ignore the way your stomach twists whenever he says your name (or at least something that sounds like it, maybe off by a syllable or two).

you bite his lower lip, tugging on it with your teeth and you let go to stare at him for just a second. he's a lot prettier up close. his big pouty lips, the scruff hair on his face. the way he smirks at you before pulling his cap off and placing it over your hair. “fit’s like a charm.”

you roll your eyes, “shut up.”

his hands find themselves under your shirt, cupping your boob and squeezing them gently as he sucks a bruise to your neck. you decide to take a leap and reach for his crotch, glancing down the hallway to make sure you’re away from peering eyes before you unbuckle his belt and grope him over his boxers.

it's all wreckless, and messy, where he tries to undo the buttons of your shorts but his fingers are trembling from you touching him. and while you’re not actually sure of what you’re doing, you love the noises luke is making, so you keep going.

he’s huffing into your neck, your ear, then back into your mouth, little whines that urge you to move faster, his black cap nearly slipping off your head.

“fuck- wait wait,” he sputters, pulling away from you.

you need to suck in a deep breath to clear your head. “what-?”

“you're in my calc class, right?”

“seriously?”

[peacockrulz]

An Well Made Excuse To Post My Specific Headcanons I've Had Since The Show Came Out

[akkivee]

AND THEIR SAUCE????????

[hplonesomeart]

Hey!! So turns out a video I made between a certain “well beloved but highly sensitive/emotionally reactive T.V” and an “orange haired inkling-turned-human” has managed to sweep my YouTube channel and accumulate 100k VIEWS!! THAT’S A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY?? My most widely viewed video EVER to exist in this moment in time?? AAAAA?? Not even mentioning the various comments and staggering increase in subs! It’s so much more then what I expected or even prepared for—might even be the most impactful thing to happen for me this year <3

…aside from graduating high school + the social connections I’ve been fortunate to make lol

BUT THE POINT IS I’d been closely monitoring the YouTube growth through the entirety of October. It’s make me smile like a dork, gawk in astonishment, dance frantically in my room from the energy boosts, and grow courage to stop being so selective/self-conscious with what I wish to share with the world! It’s kept my ambitions going!

I needed to find some way to celebrate the occasion and express my thanks—because I can’t NOT acknowledge this milestone jksjskp. Typically I try to avoid getting tunnel visioned focusing on the metrics/numbers. Mr. Puzzles had already demonstrated how much those things can mess with the minds of creatives. Caring too much about chasing views or placing your artistic value in attention seeking gets damaging. But at same time…it’s hard to deny the sense of pride the 100k achievement has filled me with. I understand that reaching 100k views doesn’t immediately make me any “better” or “worse” then I was before. I’m still just me! It only helps me feel seen by others—and that’s all I really needed. To hear some nice words & receive reminders that my ideas are cared about. So thank you SMG4 fandom for that, seriously thank you.

Please accept this Mr. Puzzle drawing as a way of sharing the happiness around. He’s so entertaining. Love him for simply existing. So glad we can all collectively be super attached to him (and the rest of the SMG4 cast of course). Can’t wait to see more incredible artworks from the fandom :)

Just incase anyone is confused by my vague description over which “animated video” I’m referring to here—hopefully this photo will help clarify lol. It’s this one!! Sorry about not outright stating the title at the start, I got carried away with writing!!

I’ve been in an odd place mentally when thinking about it. Wondering to myself if any of the attention is deserved considering it’s not even fully colored and could be dismissed as “low effort” content (despite taking several days making it). It’s easy to get into a trap of comparing yourself to others and questioning how much of the videos success is based on your skills, sheer algorithm luck, or only because you used popular characters and catered to a specific fandom. And then judging yourself by looking at other peoples videos. I’ve seen several artists post higher quality works then my own but it somehow gets less views. So why did mine succeed when others (who should have gotten just as much attention if not more) didn’t? Sometimes you feel like you’ve unfairly robbed them of that chance to be seen. However I’ve realized that I can’t ever expect views to be consistent—and comparing is pointless. So why worry about it or feel inadequate? I mean it’s pretty common for funny cat videos to go viral, so who am I to question the system lol. “Popular” YouTube videos can range from a passion project which took 7+ artists…to a clip of Toad singing Chandelier or a nonsensical Vine sketch. Anything can happen when it’s the internet! And just-so-happened my video was chosen. I should stay glad about that and get rid of all the overanalyzing. So that’s what I’ve chosen to do :)

[bizzarrra]

PROMPTS FOR THROWING A BLUNT OUT OF A MOVING CAR. inspired by this comic. i don't know. do i really need to elaborate?

❛  hey, [name], buddy. do you want to smoke some weed?  ❜

❛  no, thank you. marijuana is a waste of time.  ❜

❛  are... are you sure? i... i bought it just for you...  ❜

❛  it's for your birthday, [name]...  ❜

❛  WHAT IS THIS?  ❜

❛  the crash nearly had you killed... but i saved this for you.  ❜

ACTION PROMPTS. add reverse to the name to reverse the action.

[ OFFER ] ― sender offers receiver a blunt or joint. [ REJECT ] ― sender rejects receiver's offer for a blunt or joint. [ THROW ] ― sender throws receiver's blunt out of a moving car. [ CRASH ] ― sender and receiver get into a car crash together. [ VISIT ] ― sender visits receiver in the hospital after a car crash. [ MEDICINE ] ― sender notices that receiver is receiving intravenous medicine.

[a-whispering-echo]

also, lmao, i got an anon message in my inbox telling me to vote lol. thats legit fucking hilarious to me, like, babe...

[imdead-serious]

I regret to inform you my brother’s boss made a sexyman poll out of people who showed up in his statements and you won

- DS (@dannstokes)

Of course I won, why wouldn’t I 🙄

[thisismeracing]

good morning I just woke up from a dream where I met lando norris and for some reason he was flirty, followed me from both a burner account and hi ls real account and kept messaging me (?)

[bmpmp3]

for the past couple years ive been slowly. slowly learning beginners japanese and its very fun and im enjoying it a lot but also it has made me painfully aware in ways i wasnt before of how much my specific vaguely ontario accent makes me make out sloppy style with my vowels. i am going at those vowel's tonsils. i am doing things to diphthongs you wouldnt even believe.

[muirneach]

just saw something about carlos alcaraz on instagram and had to do a double take bc huhh ?????? what platform am I on this isn’t muirneach dot tumblr dot com why am I hearing about tennis. but then I realized it was just some dude from middle school. your influence is everywhere

HEHEHHEE what a beautiful world im creating for my non tennis friends…. correct i am the only authority on tennis

[museofvoid]

i'm so ridiculous whenever i think about astarion my heart does a little loop-de-loop

[chateau-dilf]

Chateau Dilf est tellement bien trouvé comme nom, je vous dis BRAVO. Et aussi Fernand est mon adorable petit miaou miaou qui n'a rien fait de mal. Quand il pleure en marchant tout seul là ohhhh pauvre petit choupinou! Gay sex could fix him. Et pour terminer il faut savoir que TSwift a écrit My Tears Ricochet en pensant à Edmond et Fernand.

Salut, merci! C'est un nom juste ;)

Je ne suis pas seul! Le pauvre petit miaou miaou a envahi mon esprit, j'étais tellement excité quand j'ai vu cette message j'ai dû prendre un peu de temps pour récupérer 😭 c'est un peu embarrassant à quel point je suis obsédé par lui.

En fait j'ai dessin que j'ai fait de lui marchant et pleurant j'ai oublié de partager

Gay sex could fix him mais ça pourrait plus mal de nouvelles manières... De toute façon j'aimerais voir ça pour mon amusement personnel <3

& je pense que tu as raison, je lis les paroles et je ne vois pas comment elles pourraient concerner quelqu'un d'autre.

Merci pour ce message, j'avais l'impression que mon Fernandposting était indulgente mais maintenant tu m'as encouragé à continuer >:)

-🦔

[Translation under the cut v ]

Anon: Chateau Dilf is such a good name, I say BRAVO. And also Fernand is my adorable little meow meow who has done nothing wrong. When he cries while walking alone there ohhhh poor little darling! Gay sex could fix him. And finally you should know that TSwift wrote My Tears Ricochet with Edmond and Fernand in mind.

Answer: Hello, thank you! It's an appropriate name ;)

I'm not alone! The poor meow meow has taken over my brain... I got so excited when I saw this ask I had to take some time to recover 😭 it's a bit embarrassing how obsessed with him I am.

I actually have this drawing I did if him walking and crying I forgot to post.

Gay sex could fix him but it could also make him worse in new ways... Either way I'd like to aee it for my own amusement <3

& I think you're right, reading those lyrics I can't see how they could possibly be about anyone else.

Thank you for this ask, I had felt as if my Fernandposting was self indulgent, but now you've encouraged me to keep going >:)

-🦔

[valen-isilien]

Your moon sign is your true self is so great in blorbo context 🧠 because the zodiac posts love to tell me my blorbos signs aren’t a good match (they’re wrong)

But Virgo sun yazan with cancer moon kiara, and Libra sun valen with Aquarius moon gideon is very accurate and actually makes so much sense for them and describes them very well,, and wym these matches are in fact perfect matches

[aro-aizawa]

getting into batman and fam late is mildly embarrassing because with the series going on for so long there's a lot of various different interpretations of characters and they'll usually have common threads between them in the very least appearance wise so its easy to recognise them. i, however, did not grow up with the standard appearance of these characters and none shows that example more than when i imagine dick grayson. bc when ppl think of dick grayson he has long(ish) dark hair whereas what i think of is:

[comas-are-for-sleeping]

my toxic trait is wanting to call ed nygma the f slur