#This is like a combination of a ton of stuff

[heartfullofleeches]

[18+ suggestive, cum in food]

I miss the pizza boy Brie arc-

Virgin Lust Demon Darling who due to their lack of proper "nutrients" their kind requires is alot sluggish and tired than most. Sticking to a human diet, they decide to order pizza whenever their energy is too low for them to cook. The place they normally order from shut down soon after it became their favorite spot, but this new place they've picked up is in on a whole nother level.

Any other greasy, cheap pizza wipes them out for the remainder of the night, but not only is this pizza less oily- it gives them the strength they've been lacking over the years they're unable to obtain from regular foods.

It's bizarre- Like someone jammed several syringes of adrenaline directly into their heart. The experience is elevated by that kind delivery boy who insists on jotting down every detail of Darling's enjoyment towards their meal the next time he returns. He's a little awkward, but he seems sweet. Customer service like that is rare in their part of town.

Darling can't recall a time when they've been so awake and aware of the world around them. It's almost a shame that combined with their inexperience, they're still none the wiser to that strange, yet addictive taste coating the top of their pizza.

"This stuff's amazing! I haven't had this much energy in ages! I jogged a whole mile the other day, my place has never been this spotless either.... If it's not too much to ask - do you think you could tell me what ingredients your kitchen uses?"

"S-same old ingredients any pizza joint uses- Cheese, tomato sauce, and tons of love."

[clockcower]

Hey is anyone else getting increasingly worried about sampos ties/mentions of HI3? Like he's appearing in the crossover event and as far as I can tell at least 3 of the curios from his pop-up shop event are herrscher references - herrscher of wind can "create the ideal fluid", which day 1s curio claims to let you control. herrscher of sentience's core was turned into a feather that could do a ton of mental manipulation stuff, which day 5s curio looks so, so similar to. The first herrscher of reason, before our welt yang, was welt Joyce. And joyce had a scarf that looked suspiciously like the weird infinity representing the 7th days curio. And his hair was that deep blue.

Combined with that one trailer featuring welt yang in front of the mech, all the belobog characters that are references to HI3 characters, and the really weird dialogue from the pop up shop? I have a lot of half baked theories, and if any of them are true then mr yangs gonna have a real bad time in 2.7

[themodethecitythesoul]

Red Beans And Rice

So with all the shit going on, it's time i started sharing my cauldron-o'-food recipes. Because im physically and financially incapable of cooking for all of you, but I CAN do this.

So. My family's red beans and rice recipe.

Equiptment Get:

large pot

stirring implement

cutting board

knife

(optional) instant pot/pressure cooker

(optional) rice cooker

Food Get:

1 bag(1lb) of dry red beans. Or really any beans

2 links of basic-ass-bitch smoked sausage. Can also use other smoked meats but this is cheap and low spoons

1 onion. chopped

3-6 cloves of garlic. Canned+minced or fresh and minced whatever's there

spices. Salt, pepper, smoked paprika, and cayenne pepper are my good tos

rice. however much you and your family are gonna eat

pepper vinegar. while this is a condiment and technically optional, it's a must for me. How to make listed below

0.5: Pepper Vinegar

This needs to be done like 3 months ago. Locate some vinegar(i like white wine). Locate some spicy peppers. Boil the vinegar and sterilize the bottle. Shove the peppers in the bottle. Pour the vinegar back into the bottle and seal. Leave for a few months

1: Prep Beans

There are 3 ways.

Cover beans in water in the large pot and soak overnight

Cover beans in water in the large pot and boil for 2 hours(Grammy's hack)

Cover beans in water in instant pot/pressure cooker and cook on high pressure for 30 minutes. let the pressure naturally release for 15 minutes before releasing pressure(my hack)

Add a little bit of baking soda at this point. It breaks down the stuff in beans that gives you gas and helps the texture

2: Sautee

Heat a couple tablespoons of neutral oil in the large pot(or skillet if using the large pot to soak/boil beans)

Cook chopped onion until fragrant

Add minced garlic and spices and continue to cook until garlic is fragrant

Add chopped sausage pieces and cook until sausage has shrunk down a little

3: Simmer

Combine beans and onion+sausage mixture in the large pot.

Add enough water to cover.

Simmer, stirring occasionally, for 2ish hours, or until beans have softened, liquid is thickened, and flavors are melded

4: Rice

Cook rice according to your preference while the beans cook. I use a $20 rice cooker from target and it's great, but whatever works

5: Eat

Serve beans over rice and add pepper vinegar and/or hot sauce to taste

If you don't like spice just a splash of plain white wine vinegar is still amazing

So yeah. This recipe scales pretty much as far up as your biggest pot. You can feed tons of people with this and it's filling af. Also has a comfort food vibe which we all need right now tbh

See pictures of finished pot and also the dregs of my dinner lol

[flowers-in-your-basement]

the first time Dean looked at his brother, only 13 and looking younger and saw something he wanted like he wanted the girls in town he felt an unbearable disgust. A week-long bender later he realized that it was even worse than he thought, he didn't want Sammy like he wanted all those girls in bars, he wanted him like the prince wants the princess, a fairy-tale true love, deep kiss as the screen turns black kinda want. He, of course, threw up as soon as he realized that.

Sam was 15 now, less skinny but still, his bones showed when he stretched and Dean was constantly stuck between a motherly wanting to put more meat on his bones and a not-so motherly wanting to eat him alive. Most days he wasn't sure if that was sexual or if he was just even more disgusting than he thought.

[komashkathesilly]

no one asked for it but i brought some very crunched mizunene

[gornackeaterofworlds]

Some rise miraculous au doobles

Completely disregards pre-existing miraculous romantic relationships. Tcest dni

Click for unfuzziness. Base color versions below

[miodiodavinci]

i saw that you used to hint at oc stuff on twitter (don't ask me why im digging im looking for zola stuff lmao) why don't you post more about them?

i am simply terrified that if i post oc things online someone will steal the concept and run with it faster and better than i ever could have and then i will be devastated forever and ever

more seriously i have very little to show for any of my oc things (adhd brain making life difficult as per usual awawawawawa) and every time i've shared oc things in the past i've ended up never following up on it and it makes me feel bad and guilty so i've just convinced myself i will Never talk about my ocs until i have something substantial i can put out there

[transmechanicus]

Woke up from my little power outage nap and couldn’t even manage to eat a full box of macked cheese, grad school will fuck you up for life kids, do it at your own risk.

[fattylime]

commission for @graymorart 🌼

[lovecoredeity]

guess who’s back on their bullshit with this, lmk what you think!

[cerubean]

hi! just wondering when you were going live again?

hey!! i was planning on going live this friday and saturday since i had a long weekend but it turned out to be a total disaster with my power going out which made my computer start acting funny (it's fine now!) and dealing w/ bad cramps so ;-; im very sad abt that!

my goal is to go live next week and if i don't i'll make sure to let you guys know!

[everymlmhybrid]

part one. once it's fixed. ohhhh will be so beautiful.

[pikachu-deluxe]

i absolutely am an idiot sometimes huh

[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

Zero, Zenith, Dorn, NM-Dev-1, Seven of Nine, Kai, Murderbot, and the Toy Soldier are my absolutely favorite character archetype. If you make a book or a TV show and put someone in it who matches the criteria they will immediately be my favorite no or very few questions asked which is why it’s so frustrating that I can’t articulate what exactly this type of character is.

[pebblezone]

About to serve absolutely abysmal cunt

[actualaster]

I'd also like to point out that kudos really will skew certain ways.

If a fic is a 40 chapter, 100k WIP that's still being updated will typically generate a lot more kudos (especially if it's been going for years!) than a brilliant 10k one-shot, or a drabble series that makes absolutely stunning use of short-form storytelling, or a 4k 2 chapter that will hit every single one of your "yes please" buttons but happens to be for some more niche character/pairing/trope/etc.

A fic that's very old may have a lot more kudos than something equally as good (or even better to your tastes) than something much newer simply because it's had years to accrue them.

If somebody is a BNF then... Well, they could be writing absolute dogshit quality about a bunch of wildly different OCs who seem to have murdered the canon characters and are masquerading in their skins instead and causing a whole bunch of absolutely wildly unsupported or even canon-contradictory fanon to get passed around and they'll still have kudos heaped upon them by virtue of being a BNF.

It's also entirely possible to game the system on kudos. Right now, without any real effort, for a fic that allows logged out users I could easily give five (5) kudos to a fic between my devices that will register as a different person and my accounts. I could do three (3) for fics that only allow logged-in users to do so. Honestly this is a well-used tactic to give a fic extra kudos on a re-read by doing it as a guest. I've also seen people who absolutely get their friends together to game the system and artificially inflate their kudos to keep their fic at the top of the kudos search if somebody else starts getting a little too much attention for their liking.

Also, hits will absolutely skew towards fic with more chapters as well as older fic--and also keep in mind that not all of those hits are people! Every time a bot hits the fic (which happens non-maliciously for things like populating search engines so you can find the fic when you google it) it will generate a hit. Hits also won't tell you if a fic is good/enjoyable/well-written/whatever. His merely tell you "this is how many times a link was clicked". A hit is generated the same for somebody who clicked in and loved it as the best thing they'd seen yet and somebody who got 3 sentences in and noped out of there so hard they got metaphorical whiplash because it was the worst thing they'd ever encountered according to their personal tastes.

Really, your best bet for finding good fic and hidden gems is not to sort by highest kudos/comments/hits, it's to consider what it is you're looking for and limit search results to that and then go through and see what interests you and give those fics that got less attention at least a chance if the summary and tags seem to your tastes. Sometimes you'll find stuff you didn't need to waste time on, sometimes you'll find amazing things. But you'll also find stuff you wish you hadn't wasted time on if you sort for highest kudos/hits, too, so this way at least you have a chance of finding a less popular but no less fun to read fic.

fuck it, I'm romanticizing underrated ao3 works now. 8,000 word fics with only 13 kudos, even after 5 months. multi-chaptered works with only 11 comments from the same 3 people and the author themself. incredibly specific works featuring OC's mingling with canon characters that only get 5 kudos. rare-pair fics. gift works that are literally ONLY for the receiver.