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There are two kinds of people:

1. Wasn't retroactively erased from existence by the time beam

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“inflation this” “inflation that” be grateful you don’t live in neopia

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"what are your fans called?"

"phannies"

"he's a ph- 😕"

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Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

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while you were busy with your "media analysis" i successfully took out over five strategic full-color billboards at key points across the city of los angeles asking my wife karen to reconsider the divorce proceedings

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I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

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fine, i’ll say it. raspberry is everything strawberry wishes it was but strawberries get the spotlight for being cute

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under communism they'll be renaming "lake superior" to "lake equal"

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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kyle maclachlan should’ve been on riverdale

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we should call it this again

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The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

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when i die ill go to heaven and the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

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applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol