#The silly old fool.

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

...

did you read our exchange with him?

I was able to use a couple m!a's. gave him a couple meals, and some mortal treats. and the company of a lonely star, to wear as a cloak, to help keep him warm, and be just a little less alone in the darkness.

it's blue, and purple. the colors suit him well. he agreed, when i said that, and asked us to tell you how much he loves you.

No.

I didn't. I didn't have the time.

...did he say that?

-Duke Valefar.

[outislovescomics]

oh ,,,,

[a-most-beloved-fool]

Kinda want to write a Spock POV post-fal-tor-pan fic where Spock sees Jim and is instantly whammed with the fact that he's in love with him, but still has no idea why or what that means, so he just goes around with a knot of love tangled in his mind, utterly baffled as to why it's there or how to figure it out. He can't ask the kolinahr adepts, because it feels un-vulcan, so instead he's just. confusedly pining the entire time.

Jim smiles sappily at him and Spock's like "My Heart Is Beating Faster. Why Is My Heart Beating Faster. There Is No Cause For My Heart To Be Beating Faster. Do I Have Tachycardia."

Spock, to McCoy: Doctor, is there history of heart disease in my family?

Bones, suspicious: Yes? Why? (already surreptitiously scanning Spock w/ a tricorder)

Spock: I have noticed concerning irregularities in my heart beat. They occur primarily around Admiral Kirk.

Bones, freezing: Repeat that for me, Spock?

Spock: I have noti-

Bones: No, not that, the next bit! Where they happen!

Spock: Ah. Around Admiral Kirk.

[FIVE MINUTES LATER]

Spock, annoyed: Doctor, cease laughing. I fail to understand what part of my medical condition you find so amusing.

Bones, still wheezing with laughter: Don't - don't you worry your little head about it, Spock. You're not sick, that's the important thing. (interrupts himself by laughing again) You'll (wheeze) figure it out eventually.

(Spock, disgruntled, gives up on him and leaves.)

(McCoy keeps laughing for another ten minutes.)

[theactualsunshinechild]

That last minute or so of Furina's demo where everyone is having a full blown brawl in the background as she twirls and runs around happily has SO much going on, and I can't tell you how much I love it. We've got everything:

We have some guy coming at Wriothesley with a hammer and Wriothesley immediately clocking him in the jaw so hard the guy and the hammer go flying opposite directions

We have Navia and Clorinde having a calm married couple argument in the midst of chairs and tables flying

We have Lyney and Lynette ganging up and positively whaling on someone curled up in the fetal position on the ground

We have Childe doing a flying drop kick into a man's face and then leaping onto him, fists flying

And, of course, how can I forget:

Neuvillette gracefully kneeing some guy straight in the fucking balls

[call-me-cosmic]

Gandalf is Gan-done

[344x-azucar]

I have never heard Reinhardt greet like this and i hope i never hear it again.

[brat-school]

[the-generous-fool]

Somewhere deep in Japan, there is one, sole autistic man with OCD, who has meticulously collected and analysed every episode of Only Fools and Horses.

He sits alone in Akihabara. His wife left him after he used to insist the family take notes while it played every meal time. He tries to chat up women with his memorisation of every canned laugh time stamp, the colour of characters clothes, whether they enter from stage left or right, every shoe scuffing sound, to no avail. He sobs himself to sleep with a bottle of sake, dreaming of better days.

One day, he passes a street vendor selling old CRTs and retro games. To his fortune, the TV is tuned to UKTV Gold. He cannot believe his eyes; tears of joy. He goes home and cuddles his CRT, making the occasional clunk. At last: this is true happiness.

He dies of a heart attack when Porridge comes on.

[sleepymarmot]

A reddit user pointed out that Ulfsild's lines in the Mages Guild quest have been changed and improved in the same update that released the Scribing questline.

I looked them up on UESP, and Ulfsild's page documented the change.

Before:

Ulfsild: "You didn't come home last night. I waited all night for you. Have you been working this entire time?" <Shalidor continues to write, making no sign that he heard her.> Ulfsild: "Shalidor! Eyevea is lost … you're obsessed! Can you even hear me?" <He continues to write.> Ulfsild: "I can't do this anymore. You love your spells and scrolls more than you love me. I'm leaving you. Can you hear me now?" <Silence.> Ulfsild: "Goodbye … you stupid old fool." <Ulfsild disappears, Shalidor stops writing and looks around.> Arch-Mage Shalidor:"Ulfie … my love? I swear I just heard you. Where did you go?"

After:

Ulfsild the Evergreen: "Shalidor! Eyevea is lost … you're obsessed! Can you even hear me?" <Shalidor continues to write, making no sign that he heard her.> Ulfsild the Evergreen: "That island was as much my home as yours. My work, my legacy, locked away forever." <He continues to write.> Ulfsild: "I can't do this anymore. I've moved on, but you never will." <He continues to write.> Ulfsild the Evergreen: "Goodbye … you silly old man." <Ulfsild disappears, Shalidor stops writing and looks around.> Arch-Mage Shalidor:"Ulfie … my love? I swear I just heard you. Where did you go?"

A huge improvement! Well done, writers.

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

I forgot April Fool’s day was a holiday

[mariocki]

The Island (1980)

"Are you wise enough to feel privileged? You and I are the only living men ever to see what you see now."

"A bunch of arseholes playing Long John fucking Silver?"

"Hardly, dear boy. Living history: an anthropologist's dream. You're witnessing the seventeenth century."

[averlym]

hi, i see you are on hiatus, but thought at some point you might like to hear that january 28th is henry’s deathday ~ holiday anon

another one bites the dust (haha because you hoover dust)

[tksubby]

[WIP] so there's this slosher concept i had

i cannot for the life of me come up with a good name but some current contenders are bonger, puff slosher 420, cannibong, cannonbong, bongslosher, seaweed slosher

i imagine it would fire the same projectile as the explosher but have a smaller explosion and less range, but faster slosh rate

i still gotta clean up the textures but i might wait until next season previews start to post this on twitter lol

also, the reason i had all the in-game sloshers lined up is because apparently their handles are all in the same position so i just used that as reference :)

[the-holy-ghosted]

I did not forget! Fret not! I have come bearing gifts for you, my friend! I hope this is something you enjoy. You enjoyed a snippet of it already. But here is the final product. For you.

A Selkie Tadhg Coneelly x you Fic Happy Birthday, Heron. From the Bottom of my little wee heart. I hope you enjoy!

[irritablepoe]

Only Poe and I would come up with the idea to write a book for our rivals to read and it turning out to be for nothing after all

[oldmannapping]

I think fanfiction and online fandom are juvenile wastes of time.

APRIL FOOLS they are amazing ways to decompress and let your mind think about something other than silly old real life, and they take a lot of skill and creativity to do properly.

Ha ha what a trickster I am