#The pay is high

[downinsomanyfandoms]

Some more things before I’m off to work. So like, I love this implication that Blader DJ pretends not knowing anything about Tsubasa at all, or Tsubasa is someone absolutely not new in town and had been observing things on the side since day 1 but never made a move

It’s because WBBA wiped clean his data. It’s because his job is a private investigator (fancy words for secret agent). He’s been known for investigation stadiums (Brazil arc in session 2, and Sol Blaze movie to analyze Helios as well as figuring out his plan)

What’s the point I’m getting at?

The point I’m getting at, is that he’s been stuck at cleaning up Gingka and Kyouya’s messes as well as dealing paperwork complaining about those mean kids keep committing property damage. He literally doesn’t get a chance for bey-battle relating field job at all until Yuu officially declared Battle Blader and made WBBA saw this ⚠️Legitimately dangerous evil scheme⚠️ and they had no choice but to send in the Eagle aka their best hound dog.

Anyway, this image of Tsubasa sitting in front of Kyouya’s dad and shoving over so many documents regarding his son’s activities has been living rent free in my head for a long time. “No Mr. Tategami this’s the fourth tornadoes this month you have to pay the liquidate damage fee as well as tax, WBBA can’t overlook this and pretend it has nothing to do with your son anymore- Don’t shove luggages of money at me I’m doing my job. I also have to pay a visit to this bey mechanical shop that has seen unusually high activities despite not having many bladers capable of damaging people and bey in the area- Sir please sign the papers and pay the taxes-.”

[chonkadonk]

fnaf fans is it over for us all

[operationslipperypuppet]

i’m obsessed with this bit it’s so goddamn funny

[nellasbookplanet]

'Enjoy it despite its flaws' is one thing, but Mass Effect somehow invented its own category: 'simultaneously one of the most flawed and the most well-crafted sci-fi stories I've ever experienced'. These games are incredible. They’re the worst. All the women are sexualized. All the women have deeply flawed and complex personalities without being either demonized or romanticized. The first available f/f ship seems to be written along the guidelines of 'what would a straight man find hot'. As the games go on, they effortlessly include multiple same sex romance options given just as much care and development as the the opposite sex ones. You can play as a xenophobic murderhobo asshole. You can play as someone genuinely caring but also harsh, who inspires growth and co-operation wherever you go but who makes hard choices when you have to. You can kill civilians and punch reporters and commit genocide. You can stop a generational war and mediate peace and save several species from extinction. The robots are stereotypically evil cannon fodder. The robots are deeply complex with a tragic history. Your team mates are assholes with xenophobic opinions or justifications for police brutality and genocide, or they just want excuses to Do Murder. You team mates are deeply flawed and can be urged to grow alongside you. The most important aliens are all humanoids. There are plant aliens and jellyfish aliens and insect aliens and elephant aliens and aliens who can’t share an atmosphere with us. You have to drive around countless identically boring planets with little to show for it. You get to discover hidden secrets and civilisations millions of years old and live through some of the most emotionally harrowing scenes in storytelling history. I am going absolutely insane about it.

[syb-rooks]

The bad kids are an incredibly healthy and supportive friend group BUT OH MY GOD THEY SUCK AT COMMUNICATING!

Half of their problems would be solved if they talked to each other.

Fabian would GLADLY pay for Adaine's components and for Riz's tuition if they asked. He would even get his papa to change his trust fund conditions to include them. Or he would declare Riz and Adaine his nemesis.

They would figure out the reason for Fig's misfortune in a week max. They would march into hell, probably accompanied by both Gorthalax and Sandra Lynn, and demand to break whatever deal she made with whichever demon involved.

If Fabian even suggested he was lonely, the bad kids would organise sleepovers every night. He would circle between the Thistlesprings, the Gukgaks and the Mordred Manor. Lydia would pack him his own lunch.

Fig would immediately start promoting Cassandra's religion on all social media, and get her to thousand followers in a week. The rest of the bad kids would join without hesitation.

If Riz would finally admit the HUGE stress he is under, everyone, even Fig, would stop piling all the work on him and happily write their 10 page essays. They would convince him to see Jawbone, and enjoy his last years in high school. They would band together to find the rogue teacher within a day. They would make sure that Riz's resume is the most impressive CV that the universities have ever received.

They would all gather together to come up with music for Fig and Gorgug's new album. Fabian would choreograph their music videos, Adaine would come up with rhymes, Riz would bring a list of all their adventures, including motifs and connections made, to give her inspiration, Kristen would suggest to make parodies of classic camp songs from her old church.

Adaine would contact Aelwyn immediately to get dirt on Porter, to blackmail him. Gorgug would get permission for his MCAT exams by the end of the week.

And if she would stay on the phone a little longer and admitted how much she is struggling, Aelwyn would immediately return home along with her cats. Then she would drag her sister to Jawbone's door, and force her to give him the components list.

The problem is that even after all those years, after all those adventures, even after the forest of the nightmare king, they still each think of themselves as the weak link. As the person in the group that isn't allowed, doesnt deserve to take space, ask for help. Because they should be able to handle it on their own. Isn't that what adulthood is like?

They would abandon anything and everything to help someone else, as long as that person isn't themselves. As long as they dont have to show their amazing, incredible, powerful, and oh so compassionate friends how weak and imperfect they are in comparison.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Gorgug, hunched over a sewing machine where he's making a cute little stuffed dragon for his girlfriend: Hey mom, do you know any enchantments to make things purr?

Wilma: Sure I do! Is this just a toy or is it a toy?

Gorgug: What's the d—

Gorgug:

Wilma: :)

Gorgug, regretting all his decisions that have led to this point: What purpose could that possibly serve during sex.

Wilma: I'll get the binder :)

[ryllen]

🌾 . 🍚

[theology101]

I signed up for FUNNY VULTURE CONTENT, and INSTEAD I have the visceral terror knowing a child was probably murdered by her own friends and they actively murdered one of the only responsible adults

[makowcy]

boom

[zyn0nn]

One of my favorite parts of Ever After High is Apple being dramatic and having a breakdown every episode

[waterghostype]

crusty kid

[qursidae]

Rejoice !! The lingerie piece is done 📣

You can pay what you want here to see the N*FW version ;)

Also bonus protag reactions to their ladies:

[Carrd 🃏]

[columboscreens]

[silasplaskett]

like we know missy deserves the light and love of a thousand suns. which is why they had to make her have feelings for spider during his incel era. but honestly i think its such an interesting way of writing her character like. her ability to recognize other peoples suffering and offer them kindness thru it is consistent from s1 and like. no other character could have feasibly done that for spider.

[sexygaywizard]

I'm not religious at all but I've worked at a church as a choir section leader for the past 2 years because it's an easy music job that pays, and I remember when I started working there I was so nervous because I have no religious background and I'm gay but it's literally been like having a dozen extra pairs of grandparents. I just had my last day because I'm moving away, and I literally cried because like. They got me a cake and they gave me presents and they wrote little letters to me and they all wore gay pride shirts 😭😭😭 I literally never thought that I would feel comfortable in any kind of religious setting but I'm going to miss them all so much

[doggirlhen]

the thing is you have to get a good grade in being an art commissioner. you cannot be a bitch when paying for art. you have to be patient and nice. i have not been perfect in my years of paying other furries for art of my funny animals but i can, with confidence, say ive gotten a good grade. artist friends of mine agree im awesome and fankly the Keys to being Awesome at being a commissioner are just like. being nice and recognizing artists arent machines. theyre people who have their own lives and are not infront of their tablet drawing for everyone 24/7. youll find them posting about some game or movie when youve been waiting three weeks for something and thats fine. youll find them having difficulty getting something exactly like how it is in your brain because, like all people, they cannot read your mind. you gotta have everything ready and upfront and be ready to answer questions. its fine to be a little nitpicky and a little "sorry im not quite sure on this pose, could you do X Y and Z" and not be an asshole about it. after a certain number of "can you do X different" you have to realize its either not going to be exactly how you want it to be or the artist is going to want to kill you with hammers. and thats fine. i think artists have every right to want to kill you with hammers.