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ARE YOU hopelessly fixated on a specific fictional polycule and have way too much time on your hands? boy do i have an unnecessarily elaborate ship chart for you!

(versions with 3, 4, 6, 7, 8 characters and an example under the cut)

feel free to make any edits or add stuff to your liking :]

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Alastor hanging out at one of Valentino's clubs and Val sitting between him and any other guests, one arm behind Alastor's shoulders and the other around his waist :)

(that's half out of affection and half to keep him from lunging out his seat to kill anyone who makes him angry)

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au where alastor does join the vees but still vanishes for seven years. the A/Vs ruling hell with a total monopoly on the media, alastor's radio tower built atop the main vee penthouse, vox still being obsessed with alastor except now it's something they all laugh about as an inside joke. alastor forcing them to slow down and commit to their strengths instead of leaping from trend to trend while the vees force him to modernize, making his broadcasts more easily accessible for listeners. all of them feeding off of each other and supporting each other and presenting one of the strongest allied fronts in hell. then alastor vanishes one day without a word and stays gone for seven years, and when he does come back he goes to the happy hotel first—not his radio tower, not the vees. imagining the betrayal and relief the vees feel; alastor is alive and unharmed (?) but he's fucking ignoring us, what the fuck? when they finally start talking again, alastor seems exactly the same except for his strange fixation on the hazbin hotel, and he refuses to tell anyone where he's been. the vees being so concerned about and angry with him and alastor cold shouldering them. all four of them joining the fight against the exorcists and alastor breaking down about his deal in front of them. just alastor incapable of realizing he has a family to turn to for help and the vees caring so much about him & each other in their own toxic fucked up ways. ughhhh

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cw for blood and dubcon in this batch. and by dubcon i mean love potion~<3

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yunie does NOT have a phone but she DOES have an iron will and an unbeatable determination to keep her trauma decay as high as possible, and if she's gotta let whitney molest her in front of the entire canteen to achieve it then so be it

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I use Newpipe exclusively to listen to music but all my video recommendations are news videos specifically from alt-right and far-right sources like Fox News, very much pro-Trump, and I can't tell if I'm just being paranoid but it's making me very suspicious ngl.

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As an alloromantic person, I think childhood friends is mostly wish fulfillment about finding the person you love as early as possible. I wish I could have been there for them for every hard moment that they relate, for every rough conversation and cold rejection, for every doctor's appointment and long night waiting. I wish I could have been by their side for every minute of it. I wish that I could have been with them, so that they never felt alone or abandoned.

I totally get that and I respect but also that is an absolute horror scenario to me tbh. Like it is just something I personally cannot comprehend wanting in a relationship even as a fantasy.

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oh my gosh I haaaate childhood friends to lovers and the creator of one of my favorite anime loves that trope so you'll see him set up a couple and there's a fifty fifty that if we don't know they're childhood friends it might be revealed LATER and it's so irritating

God that's the worst. I don't even mind the "they were childhood friends but oh no they lost contact! and then they met again later and fell in love! yay!" trope that much, mostly I'm bothered when it still plays into the "they were always meant to be" idea, but at least in that case they had time to be separate people.

But then there's the trope where they met as children and then they started dating young and they got married young and they never ever had any experiences aside from each other and I KNOW it's fiction, okay, I KNOW but I also know so many actual relationships like that and they are very rarely good or healthy. I just like it when my characters have some sort of development outside of their romantic relationships, y'know?

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It's the combination of the predestination implications and the lack of growth that comes with living a life apart from someone and finding out who you are without them, I think. Or maybe I just keep imagining being married to the kids I knew in elementary school.

Maybe this is just the aro part of me that recoils at any romance but I have never found the trope of childhood being each other's first and only loves as anything other than a bit horrifying. I don't know why, but when an epilogue or glimpse into the future in canon shows the child characters married one day, it just skeeves me out so fucking bad.

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Maybe this is just the aro part of me that recoils at any romance but I have never found the trope of childhood being each other's first and only loves as anything other than a bit horrifying. I don't know why, but when an epilogue or glimpse into the future in canon shows the child characters married one day, it just skeeves me out so fucking bad.

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guy whos on his 4th playthru of angry elf dating sim (i am the guy)

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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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desert: 🏜️

dessert: 🍨

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Angel starting to see Alastor as a potential protector, a bigger and meaner thing to throw his lot behind to escape Valentino (especially since Alastor is a creep but at least he's not abusive, right? he actually seems to like his owned demons, doesn't he?), and Husk keeps trying to warn him away without really being able to explain why but then Angel finds out (through a media broadcast or seeing Alastor at the tower or even Valentino paying his buddy a visit at the hotel) and the rug gets yanked out from under his feet and he's reminded once again that there is no one in Hell he can depend on.

Kicking my feet and thinking about established AVEEs pre-disappearance with canon more or less staying the same (without the Vox/Al rivalry or maybe them faking one?) and Angel completely unaware that the hotel's fun new sponsor is BFFs with his abusive boss only to get punched in the face by the betrayal of it later 😊

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I know that the Whitney pregnancy update is probably gonna be one of the later ones because Vrel said that Whitney's behavior will actually get a big overhaul as their response to a pregnancy (in an "oh fuck this is happening I need to get my shit together" way) but I just. Want it so bad. I need it. Whitney remains my second true love (after Bailey ofc) and I always want more content for them and especially breeding kink lines 😳

Though I definitely wouldn't complain if Kylar got a pregnancy update next. Their whole thing is fun but I'm not really into the breeding kink without the actual threat of it, y'know?

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this is the only thing I can contribute after burning through the new episodes of mismag

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Ao3 stopped loading whilw I was procrastinating on doing the shit I need to get done before work tonight. Guess I'll go do fucking housework now 😞