#The husband sent me this and went

[prettytm]

I hold your hand in mine dear I press it to my lips I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips

My joy would be complete dear If you were only here But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir

The night you died I cut it off I really don't know why

For now each time I kiss it I get blood stains on my tie

I'm sorry now I killed you For our love was something fine Until they come to get me I shall hold your hand in mine

@bigidiotenergy

[extraaa-30]

HI CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THE METATRON IS THE DEMON ON AZIRAPHALE'S SHOULDER IN THIS SHOT

literally has anyone done a full analysis of the shoulder symbolism in this show yet it's so- 😭

like, s1 we have

And of course my beloved

and now in s2 we have this

and this

does this count?

also THIS from the edinburgh minisode (crowley is the angel on aziraphale's shoulder here)

what does it all MEANNNN

[trekmupf]

Kirk being completely done with what's going on during Tomorrow is Yesterday

I'm too beautiful to deal with this bs

Bonus: I have done nothing wrong, ever, and I don't know anything :)

[jokeuspocus]

Niffty got her lobotomy done at Claire’s. 💅🏻

(Niffty vacant stare redraw)

[thelov3lybookworm]

if i had a nickel for every time an old dude has tried to come on my blog and ask me to be their sugar baby, id have 2 cents.

which isnt much but its weird that its happened twice.

[lovsome]

i dont wanna sound super corny but these two months with my bf feel like a fever dream…. how did i get so lucky

[saturfied]

me when my sister randomly calls jeffy jiju :

[sadgirlautumn]

As much as I love Gilmore Girls I really wish I could rewrite it because so many choices the writers made me like why would you do this????

[beeapocalypse]

OKAY goodnight for real now :-)

[empresspersephone]

Chicago

[nazuri]

Okay I just need to share cause it’s just so funny to me

in poland we have this show that was around for over 20 years with some actors literally being raised alongside it like they were there since they were children but thats not important right now

currently there is this one woman that showed up not so long ago and she tries to guess who in this main little town of the show can be her father and she knows the main possibility and who her dead mother had some kind of relationship with but she goes about it in just so fucked up funny way i just can’t

this woman instead of asking the guy about her mother not only never brought up the subject to him she goes around stealing toothbrushes and doing DNA tests with this first guy she actually took his stepsons toothbrush by mistake but still and now she found out that this other guy also knew her mother so she went with him to his house and when he was making tea just snatched his toothbrush

i absolutely love whatever the fuck the’re doing there because it’s hilarious

it’s even better that this time around the wife actually i’m not sure they are married i don’t pay that much attention to this but i sit in the room when mom watches it so i pick up on stupid shit but back to the topic so the wife of the second guy catches her trying to take the toothbrush and then they talk a little and she’s like i did a DNA test and it was negative and that when the episode ended for now but let me tell you the old woman will eat this shit up and do even worse shit than this woman and i actually love the old woman so much so heres a little backstory for her as well

so she is like one of the OG been there since the beginning and she is your typical nosy neighbour but with the ages she gets more and more unhinged i would say at some point after her first husband died meaning this is like more current stuff she managed to i think become a mayor for some time start a choir she maried the guy who i think directed said choir i may be wrong on that though she went to jail before christmas for beating up said guy when he tried to do like santa costume around the town for some reason she wrote few ominous text messages in order to warn one other character that some guy is in love with his wife of course sending it from her second husbands phone and i think there was also a similar letter oh i forgot about how her current husband also scammed her and made her lose her house yet she’s still with him she once found a cigarette(?) in his pocket and decided to smoke it turns out it was marihuanna they took her to the hospital/clinic and then she was arrested for having drugs attempted to come unwanted to her past crush’s wedding and like you get the poin that woman is unhinged

at this point i have no idea why i wrote this post but whatever they are doing with this show keep it up because it’s so funny it hurts

[panb1mbo]

my mommy made me mad so i read that bitch to filth took a xanax without debating myself about really needing it and now i'm waiting for that shit to knock me the hell out while drinking a coke and eating dark chocolate bc it makes me happy and it helps with my pms. oooo adulting. funny, cause my mom would lose it and say i'm letting the mental illness win or some weird ableist shit like that, if she knew this is what i'm not calling her back for. oh and i am also binging bluey until the manufactured sleep wins. if anyone cares.

[sunnycowleaf]

Apollo is gay for Icarus and Helius. If you got a problem with that then take it up with the people who wrote Greek mythology

[ihophashbrowns]

everyone in my family is getting on my nerves today

[gatsby-holmes]

Hahah

[avatar-aaang]

I had such a good day oh my god