#The horrors are horroring

[eldritchqueerture]

i want it on the record that i voted to go upstairs first. we could have had baby owls instead of. a flesh maggot cave </3

[ef-1]

[boitterfly]

if i am having car trouble then everything else should stop happening. like my car literally isn’t working do you understand how many phone calls i am about to have to make i can’t possibly do anything else!!

[oppaihun]

I keep seeing these ads for blanket making kits where you tie knots and they say “I’m getting knotty” and every single time I look like this

[drawbudd]

i hate that I actually have to tell someone what the issue is in order for there to be a compromise this shit SUCKS

Like I reeeeally do not want to tell my gym teacher that I have issues with gender because I feel like she'll be weird about it but also I can't be sick every friday

[rhythmgamer]

btw my mentally ill brain is going through the horrors™ rn so even if i like post rb and even shout in the tags I'll probably not "talk" talk much for now

[mooshkat]

i love getting instant buyers remorse even when it's on smth I really wanted and things I've needed to restock on

[calamityyy-child]

I’m battling unfathomable horrors, like, you wouldn’t even get it babe

[strategypillar]

Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[jam2go]

My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[triplemj]

This literally feels like a Black Mirror episode