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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

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watch out when listening to new music! it will sound like the month and year you discovered it in probably forever

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥 this strain is called "2019 tumblr" 😝🥶 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: Yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I can’t explain the state that i’m in the state of my heart he was my best friend

my mutual fleabagtozier yearning: is my web weave thematically coherent

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Wondered why I don’t know any beautiful fish species off the top of my head so of course moseyed over to Google to help resolve this matter and now I’m hypnotized by this image of fish scales that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service posted on Medium

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i don’t care if you got the raven cycle graphic novel ARC. it should have happened to me instead

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Graphic design is my passion <3

(other candidates included "I would save our fish from the puke water")

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Anna Torv & Sam Reid in The Newsreader season 3 episodes 3 & 6 (2025) dir. Emma Freeman

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what if……. tlt as silly game….

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look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

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me like clockwork writing in my diary once a month the day before my period without even a smidge of irony or self-awareness: wow idk why I feel so bad and sad and like a terrible person and I'm gonna die and I feel insane and I can't sleep and I am ravenous and I have a migraine and my stomach hurts and I am living a purposeless life like a paper doll and I am so anxious for some reason and I am having prophetic dreams about blood and why do I bother to live in the world when it's all like this and whenever I don't feel like this it's a sham because happiness is fake and why are there no sweets in this house I'm going to kms

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ibuprofen...... ubuprofen...... 🤝 webuprofen 💞💞

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mitski was right. when today is finally done there's another day to come then another day to come then another day to come

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GUARDS!! console me

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Yuzu Kato: Borrowing from the Tiger's Majesty (2022)

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Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style

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Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson recap season 1 of Interview with the Vampire