#The cat in the hat 2003

[skulandcrossbones]

Without my hat, I'm just your garden variety six-foot tall talking cat. ⇝ the cat in the hat (2003) dir. bo welch

[bubblyernie]

my friends rolled a nat 20 on my little "roll for free art" game and well....this is what they asked for and who am I to deny a Cat In The Hat 2003 Starring Mike Myers tabloid poster? 

art tag // commission info

[ankle-beez]

uhhh. i can explain

[sundove88]

The Maestro In The Hat- Piñata in The Hat:

You can find the casting Here.

Leo: There they are!!

(They stop at the window)

Balan: Happy Birthday, Jasmine.

Emma: Jasmine? Everyone we know is there. There’s Helena. And Phil. How come Jasmine didn’t invite us to her birthday?

Leo: Don’t worry. Let’s just get Kuro and Shiro and go.

Ashlyn Dennis: Ok, kids! Everyone outside!

Kids: *Clamor outside*

Balan: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!

(The gang runs down the hill)

Jose: Bal, Lance, get down! They’re gonna see you!

Cal: Hide!

(The kids spill out of the house)

(Balan eyes a piñata, and…)

(The gang has pulled down the piñata and Balan has tied himself up)

Kids: Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata!

(Thwack!)

Leo: Ooooh…!

Jasmine: Everyone, join in!

(The kids go all out on Balan)

Claire: It’s breaking!!

Benny Keller: Step outta my way.

Leo: This cannot end well.

(THWACK!!!)

Balan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!

Hello to the Wonderworld

(Cut to Balan in his Happy Place- on a swing above The Isle of Tims)

Say Hello to Balan’s world

(Cut back to reality)

Balan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!

(Everyone drops the bats- and their jaws.)

Leo: I’ve got an idea!!

(Tosses the candy)

Emma: CANDY!!!

(The kids scramble for the candy)

Lance: *Grabs the baseball bat and sneaks up behind Benny Keller, fully intending to murder him* >:(

Leo and Emma: LAAAAAAAAANCE!!! (They run up and stop him) Get back! Don’t kill him!

Btw, Kuro and Shiro belong to me.

Benny Keller belongs to @lovelyteng

Also, Jasmine is the name of the girl with the ponytail in Leo’s story, Helena is the name of the girl with the braid’s in Yuri’s story, Claire is the name of the girl with the bow in her hair from Yuri’s story, and Phil is Iben’s son.

[starleska]

saw the bubble bass post and. if it comforts in any way i’ve been hyperfixating HARD on mr humberfloop from the cat in the hat 2003 movie so i understand your pain

'saw the bubble bass post' sent such a cold chill down my spine i think i may have a stroke. thank you 😂💖 oh my god MR HUMBERFLOOB!!!!!!!

no no darling you are so right for this, he's kinda...🥴💖 who doesn't love an ultra-fancy hypochondriac? besides, that man is ensuring he ain't getting COVID - he was just ahead of the curve 💀 firing back with the mortifying ordeal of knowing that at any moment, i could well develop a fixation on the actual Cat in the Hat as portrayed by Mike Myers. if Austin Powers got me, so could he. and my friends remind me of this relentlessly. is there a specific brand of brain bleach i can buy to prevent this from happening-

[raddest-hat-showdown]

🎩RADDEST HAT LOSERS ROUND👒

Choose who will make it into the Loser's bracket!

[letterboxd-worth-a-damn]

[fangirlfortress]

Guys

GUYS

I've finally figured out why Vecna looks so familiar to me. He looks like THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Now I know what you're thinking. "wtf are you talking abt?" But I mean, c'mon. You cannot tell me that these two bitches don't look identical.

Further proof:

[atwistedandbrokentale]

Ok so I know the cat in the hat (2003) was so bad that Audrey (dr Seuss’s widow) banned any live action adaptations of her husband’s work…

But she didn’t say anything about a animation adaptation of the cat in the hat

Sure illumination would make it, but in this case tooth rotting fluff with no baring on the plot would actually work here!

I just want to see my baby on the big screen again

[321spongebolt]

Here's my drawing of the live action Thing 5 hypnotizing Lawrence Quinn into forgetting why he entered Conrad and Sally's house and erase his memory of seeing Cat and Thing 5. This happens after Cat, Thing 5, Conrad, and Sally jump on the couches.

SCENARIO

Lawrence Quinn: Is there a cat in here? (Continues to sneeze as Cat continues scratching himself) I'm gonna… (Sneezes) You're gonna (Sneezes) I have to… (Sneezes)

Thing 5 (While hanging upside down): (Swings his head and body from the ceiling) Halt!

Lawrence Quinn: (Gasps in fear and sneezes) A freak! (Sneezes)

(The kids are now worried, but Thing 5 cleverly pulls out his pocket watch.)

Thing 5: Pay no attention to the cat and the magician on the ceiling (Starts swinging his pocket watch at Lawrence and he suddenly has swirls in his eyes) These are not the clowns you're looking for.

Lawrence Quinn (Hypnotized): These are not the clowns I am looking for.

Thing 5: Now when I snap my fingers, you will forget this ever happened and leave the house. Now, (Snaps fingers) go back to sneezing!

Lawrence Quinn: (Wakes up and continues sneezing) I gotta… (Sneezes) get out of here. (Opens the door and leaves as he sneezes two more times)

(The kids laugh and Thing 5 looks at his pocket watch)

Thing 5: Works every time. (Puts away his pocket watch in his cape) There's always more magic where that came from, children.

(Thing 5 magically walks down from the ceiling, to the wall, to the floor.)

Cat in the Hat (On the ceiling): See, kids, I told you. Stick with me, it'll all work out. (Sneezes and starts losing balance) Oh, no! (Drops from the ceiling) Ohh! (Lands on Thing 5 and chortles) Oops. Thanks for breaking my fall, Thing 5.

Thing 5 (Flattened): (Grunts) You can get off now, Cat. Please! (Struggles to get out from under the Cat)

Cat in the Hat: Little-known fact… cats always land on their tushy.

Conrad: I thought they always landed on their feet.

Cat in the Hat: Oh, sure, now you tell me. Harrumph! (Chortles and gets off of Thing 5, who is gasping for air.)

[john-pikmin]

Gatling Groink from Pikmin = Goldfish from The Cat In The Hat 2003

[transxfiles]

sally from the cat in the hat 2003 was a final girl

[thescarvedinsect]

SAME ENERGY.

(I'm still freaking out about the deeper stuff and the story, but I just found this incredibly hilarious.)

[buckmepapi]

Dawg I’m trying not to let my autism show this much, but as a kid I was always super obsessed with wanting a Palm Pilot PDA ever since I first saw one in the Cat In The Hat movie

I was like 6 when the film came out so I when I saw this it scratched something in my neurodivergent brain that made me oddly very very happy, I don’t know whether it’s because the character was coded, used and followed lists for everything like me, the fact that it was a tool specifically designed for organisation (which as a child, growing up poor, I had never seen before), or because of the cute colours that looked soft and the smol little stylus used to tap the screen with, or even just a combination of all those reasons.

Idk but either way, even now, I still fully want one even though I know they’re ancient and outdated as fuck, like I know smartphones can do all of this in the notes app (or you can download other apps blah blah blah) but idc this is specifically what I want and my autistic brain refuses anything but this specifically LOL

[starleska]

like its gotten so bad that i deadass made an oc whose only interaction with him was immediately getting fired upon entering her new jobs building because she had dirty water on her dress. and it’s not even a platonic hyperfixation i ALMOST considered shipping. but went against it. lord help us

i am cackling that is so PRECIOUS!!!! hahaha who needs a meetcute when you can have an almost-firing at the hands of your pretty and ultra-meticulous boss? 😉 oh my gosh honey why are you preventing yourself from having joy!!! come on, if you're gonna be cringe you gotta do it full force. god knows i do every time i log onto this goddamned website (not that i have a choice with the characters you lot throw my way 🙈💖). i veeery much want to know more about this OC and her relationship with good ol' Mr Humberfloob 👀

[raddest-hat-showdown]

🎩 Raddest Hat Battle👒

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen from SpongeBob vs The Cat in the Hat from The Cat in the Hat

Round 1 Side 4A