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Mello posting

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Mello posting

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Hey king I see you think of yourself as a new god over there. How would you feel if I came and challenged both that and you, with most people seeing me as the stand in for humanity, when in reality I am anything but a personification of humanity, ending up averaging out at monster, the same kind of monster you are, but on an opposing side?

Yeah? Okay cool man see you then.

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Sidoh in kitchen at 3am taking your shredded cheese

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go find your bald man then

FUCK YOU

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*goes to type "congrats!" on my mutual's post*

what if they're being sarcastic? what if they think I'm being sarcastic? what if I mistype and accidentally type kill yourself?? what if congrats is actually a slur everyone knows about except for me???????

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(っ ͡ ͡º - ͡ ͡º ς) ♡♡ (,,◡﹏◡,,)

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At some point "fanfic can be as good as professional writing" became "fanfic should be as good as professional writing" and that's caused major damage to fandom spaces.

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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light yagami is so fucking stupid in like a month they narrowed it down from like it could be anyone in the world.. to it could be anyone in japan to it could be anyone in the kanto region to it could be any student in the kanto region to its honestly probably one of the family members of these two policemen and my god this mans son is so fucking weird whats wrong with him like honestly i think L should have just taken the risk and hit light with a car one day and been like huh funny the kira murders stopped right this policemans son got hit by a car i asked my chauffeur to drive into him funny how that works out

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I’m making my partner watch death note for the first time and we got to the ending sequence where light dies when he like sees a L as he’s dying and my partner goes “pussy so good it haunts the narrative.” And like yeah that’s the plot after L dies basically

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imagining a metal concert where a mosh pit starts and the vocalist is like woah woah hold up stop the music what are you all doing what the hell has gotten into you

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Fellas is it gay to see a vision of your greatest enemy, the man you killed, and the only person to ever understand you in the last moments before your death?

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death note should be set in 2024 and sayu should play dress to impress

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I admit it guys. I've been light yagami this whole time.

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⌕ death note - nate river.

like or reblog if you save/use.

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Mello manga panel redraw for his birthday

Original (from chapter 69):