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mascara is my fucking enemy

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my favourite hobby is drinking like 6 energy drinks and drawing til 7am

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this is my poorly drawn pet rock, Simon.

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i don't think talk therapy would fix light yagami but i do think he would enjoy it. i am however one billion thousand percent certain that horse therapy would fix all his problems forever. if you put a horse in his care he would immediately transform into the calmest chillest person alive and he could be trusted with stationary of all sorts. he needs to be responsible for a delicate and flighty creature which could also kill him if it so chose. he needs to feed a gigantic animal a molasses cookie from his palm. you understand.

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WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO BIG? WHAT IS IT SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEED CINEPLEX XL SCREEN-SIZED EYES TO SEE IT????

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You can do whatever to my body… I know Justice is on my side.

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I feel like people don't realize how much of a princess L is lmao

Like sure, Light takes care of himself and can be extremely prissy, but.

L literally hates doing anything "inane." Bro hates walking so much he uses a car to get everywhere, that he doesn't even drive. Ohba literally made one of those joke 4 panels where Watari pushed L around in a baby carriage.

He is so spoiled, so rich, all he does is get sweets catered to him to eat ungodly amounts of sugar while he solves true crime all day while he kicks his feet and giggles

He has the capabilities to do things, but he doesn't want to. And he'll get someone to do it for him. He literally wants to be waited on, and that is something so funny that is extremely underutilized in the fandom. Like, if bro wanted a jar opened, he could do it, sure. But he would 100% just get Light to do it somehow for the convenience.

Also, he needs his super comfy cushioned throne chair to lounge in. He barely sits anywhere else. And all he does half the time is sit, he must hate standing and being on his feet.

Light has probably had to carry him when they were chained. L is lazy and light enough for it.

Bro is a princess fr.

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honestly I get why L sits like that

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Death note but Light is severely allergic to strawberries thus L can not have any around Light. L considers dropping Light as a suspect due to this

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Reblog to give L Lawliet chewelry.

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im currently running an account on twitter called dailymattdoodle where i draw matt once a day for funsies. come check it out, it's great.

these are days 1-7, they aren't perfect, but they're fun!

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Rockstars.

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I printed some of my drawings out ❣️

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stole this from instagram reels but YOU KNOW WHOOOOOOO