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Ok now I’m leaving forever. For real. This was on my high school account and I graduated. Go follow me @fun-twisted-tales.

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Sorry but “we put it in our notebook IF WE HAD ONE” is just so funny to me for some reason I don’t have the words

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@raiii-bee

Anyone remember Blue's Clues and this guy? (Not mine)

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I haven't watched the new show yet, but I am absolutely loving their new human forms!! 💖✨ Can't wait to see all the fun and chaos they'll bring. Fingers crossed for a lovely marriage for these two! ✨

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stay with me on this, STAY WITH ME

i remembered I made a swap au of FOP back in 2019 and wanted to revamp it mainly because I still think the idea is cute, its silly so heres that. Basically; Vicky is Timmy, Crocker is Cosmo and Norm is Wanda, although they are still their own characters.

Crocker and Norm flip flop betweening being able to tolerate the other to actively trying to fight each other. They give off the vibes of bitter exes around the other, but with Vicky, they're very attentive and care about her more and more as the series goes on.

Vicky is ten years old, a very firey gal with some anger issues, but she does work on those as the show would go on. She doesn't want to be lonely, she wants to make friends but its very hard for her to do because she gets scared that she'll frighten them away.

but yeah heres that, look at them all. i have a whole story for cosmo and wanda in this au as well but thats for later. i especially love how i draw crocker, he's just a silly old guy, love that for him

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pov: We're your new neighbors who are totally not fairies...

I recently watched the reboot out of curiosity and just had to draw Cosmo and Wanda's human designs! They were so much fun to draw :)

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*crawls back from the dead and offers you a cosmo and wanda in these trying times…..*

gonna post more soon i promise, it’s just artfight prep time

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link artist:𝓨𝓸𝓰𝓰𝓾 ⁠۝ (@YohuBon) / X

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The world’s ugliest beautiful woman <3

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Brandon Rogers' channel has been around longer than Vivziepop's has, and has the exact same type of humor that people constantly slander Vivienne Medrano for (swearing and sex jokes every 5 sentences) and he's one of the co-writers for Helluva Boss along with Adam Neylan, yet not once have I ever seen any "X if it was written by Brandon Rogers" memes. If there's writing in the show that people don't like, Brandon and Adam are never criticized for it, only Viv.

I guess edgy crude humor and shock value are only considered funny when a man does it, and women writers are always held to a higher standard compared to men who write similar shit. Like, if the protrayal of female characters in a show bothers you, maybe don't blame the only female writer?

As much as I love Brandon Rogers and his brand of humor, this double standard has been pissing me off lately.

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Hm, curious to do this poll sooo..

If you wanna commission me are you serious? And if so do you plan to do so immediately or are you on a budget where we need to talk about it more? My dms are open as fuck, and so are my pockets. My pup also needs money for care though imma just have to spend my recent disability fund on him to make sure he's all good ^^``

Anyway...

POLL!

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Hot take, but Internet Movie Reviewers have ruined what ripoff actually means

Don’t get me wrong, there’s definitely rip off movies that exist (literally anything made by Video Brinquedo is a ripoff of either Pixar or Dreamworks, Mac and Me) but sometimes, it feels like movie reviewers online just throw it around for movies that have similar concepts

Like, no, The Hero of Color City is not a ripoff of Toy Story just because it uses a similar concept of “inanimate objects come to life when their owners aren’t around” Hell, The Hero of Color City and Toy Story don’t even have similar plots or even story themes. Toy Story’s themes are about childhood and growing up while The Hero of Color City’s theme is conquering your fears.

Also, IF (2024) ISN’T a ripoff of Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Literally some of the only similarities is that both are about abandoned imaginary friends reconnecting with their owners, that’s it. Youtube Movie reviewers made the term ripoff seem like “if this piece of media heavy inspiration from this other piece of media, it’s automatically a ripoff!”

I just wanted to get this off my chest

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I caved in and watched If and OH.MY.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.

(ps: @redisloser ty so much for inciting me to watch this movie I adore this guy)

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I Have Found A Solution!

So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)

The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.

This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.

Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.

Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.

In conclusion…

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

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He’s so pretty, I love him <3