#The Cat in the Hat (2003)

[skulandcrossbones]

Without my hat, I'm just your garden variety six-foot tall talking cat. ⇝ the cat in the hat (2003) dir. bo welch

[bubblyernie]

my friends rolled a nat 20 on my little "roll for free art" game and well....this is what they asked for and who am I to deny a Cat In The Hat 2003 Starring Mike Myers tabloid poster? 

art tag // commission info

[starleska]

putting my red suit on to be the devil on your shoulder telling you not to fight your attraction to the live-action Cat in the Hat

STOP IIIIIIIIIIIT 😭😭😭😭😭

listen!!!! i am a weak person!!!! years of simping for the most inexplicable bastards have worn me down. i am no stranger to goofy Mike Myers character love...and the Cat's powerful and funny and silly. hear me out?? 🥺🥺🥺

[sundove88]

The Maestro In The Hat- Piñata in The Hat:

You can find the casting Here.

Leo: There they are!!

(They stop at the window)

Balan: Happy Birthday, Jasmine.

Emma: Jasmine? Everyone we know is there. There’s Helena. And Phil. How come Jasmine didn’t invite us to her birthday?

Leo: Don’t worry. Let’s just get Kuro and Shiro and go.

Ashlyn Dennis: Ok, kids! Everyone outside!

Kids: *Clamor outside*

Balan: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!

(The gang runs down the hill)

Jose: Bal, Lance, get down! They’re gonna see you!

Cal: Hide!

(The kids spill out of the house)

(Balan eyes a piñata, and…)

(The gang has pulled down the piñata and Balan has tied himself up)

Kids: Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata! Piñata!

(Thwack!)

Leo: Ooooh…!

Jasmine: Everyone, join in!

(The kids go all out on Balan)

Claire: It’s breaking!!

Benny Keller: Step outta my way.

Leo: This cannot end well.

(THWACK!!!)

Balan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!

Hello to the Wonderworld

(Cut to Balan in his Happy Place- on a swing above The Isle of Tims)

Say Hello to Balan’s world

(Cut back to reality)

Balan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—!

(Everyone drops the bats- and their jaws.)

Leo: I’ve got an idea!!

(Tosses the candy)

Emma: CANDY!!!

(The kids scramble for the candy)

Lance: *Grabs the baseball bat and sneaks up behind Benny Keller, fully intending to murder him* >:(

Leo and Emma: LAAAAAAAAANCE!!! (They run up and stop him) Get back! Don’t kill him!

Btw, Kuro and Shiro belong to me.

Benny Keller belongs to @lovelyteng

Also, Jasmine is the name of the girl with the ponytail in Leo’s story, Helena is the name of the girl with the braid’s in Yuri’s story, Claire is the name of the girl with the bow in her hair from Yuri’s story, and Phil is Iben’s son.

[ankle-beez]

uhhh. i can explain

[raddest-hat-showdown]

🎩RADDEST HAT LOSERS ROUND👒

Choose who will make it into the Loser's bracket!

[fangirlfortress]

Guys

GUYS

I've finally figured out why Vecna looks so familiar to me. He looks like THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Now I know what you're thinking. "wtf are you talking abt?" But I mean, c'mon. You cannot tell me that these two bitches don't look identical.

Further proof:

[atwistedandbrokentale]

Ok so I know the cat in the hat (2003) was so bad that Audrey (dr Seuss’s widow) banned any live action adaptations of her husband’s work…

But she didn’t say anything about a animation adaptation of the cat in the hat

Sure illumination would make it, but in this case tooth rotting fluff with no baring on the plot would actually work here!

I just want to see my baby on the big screen again

[321spongebolt]

Here's my drawing of the live action Thing 5 hypnotizing Lawrence Quinn into forgetting why he entered Conrad and Sally's house and erase his memory of seeing Cat and Thing 5. This happens after Cat, Thing 5, Conrad, and Sally jump on the couches.

SCENARIO

Lawrence Quinn: Is there a cat in here? (Continues to sneeze as Cat continues scratching himself) I'm gonna… (Sneezes) You're gonna (Sneezes) I have to… (Sneezes)

Thing 5 (While hanging upside down): (Swings his head and body from the ceiling) Halt!

Lawrence Quinn: (Gasps in fear and sneezes) A freak! (Sneezes)

(The kids are now worried, but Thing 5 cleverly pulls out his pocket watch.)

Thing 5: Pay no attention to the cat and the magician on the ceiling (Starts swinging his pocket watch at Lawrence and he suddenly has swirls in his eyes) These are not the clowns you're looking for.

Lawrence Quinn (Hypnotized): These are not the clowns I am looking for.

Thing 5: Now when I snap my fingers, you will forget this ever happened and leave the house. Now, (Snaps fingers) go back to sneezing!

Lawrence Quinn: (Wakes up and continues sneezing) I gotta… (Sneezes) get out of here. (Opens the door and leaves as he sneezes two more times)

(The kids laugh and Thing 5 looks at his pocket watch)

Thing 5: Works every time. (Puts away his pocket watch in his cape) There's always more magic where that came from, children.

(Thing 5 magically walks down from the ceiling, to the wall, to the floor.)

Cat in the Hat (On the ceiling): See, kids, I told you. Stick with me, it'll all work out. (Sneezes and starts losing balance) Oh, no! (Drops from the ceiling) Ohh! (Lands on Thing 5 and chortles) Oops. Thanks for breaking my fall, Thing 5.

Thing 5 (Flattened): (Grunts) You can get off now, Cat. Please! (Struggles to get out from under the Cat)

Cat in the Hat: Little-known fact… cats always land on their tushy.

Conrad: I thought they always landed on their feet.

Cat in the Hat: Oh, sure, now you tell me. Harrumph! (Chortles and gets off of Thing 5, who is gasping for air.)

[spaceswordblaster]

Oh hey it's @i-chew-on-pushpins 's favorite movie :p

[countjortula]

so L died in 2005, and the cat in the hat came out in 2003, so there's a chance that L saw the cat in the hat movie.

[john-pikmin]

Gatling Groink from Pikmin = Goldfish from The Cat In The Hat 2003

[starleska]

saw the bubble bass post and. if it comforts in any way i’ve been hyperfixating HARD on mr humberfloop from the cat in the hat 2003 movie so i understand your pain

'saw the bubble bass post' sent such a cold chill down my spine i think i may have a stroke. thank you 😂💖 oh my god MR HUMBERFLOOB!!!!!!!

no no darling you are so right for this, he's kinda...🥴💖 who doesn't love an ultra-fancy hypochondriac? besides, that man is ensuring he ain't getting COVID - he was just ahead of the curve 💀 firing back with the mortifying ordeal of knowing that at any moment, i could well develop a fixation on the actual Cat in the Hat as portrayed by Mike Myers. if Austin Powers got me, so could he. and my friends remind me of this relentlessly. is there a specific brand of brain bleach i can buy to prevent this from happening-

[transxfiles]

sally from the cat in the hat 2003 was a final girl

[thescarvedinsect]

SAME ENERGY.

(I'm still freaking out about the deeper stuff and the story, but I just found this incredibly hilarious.)