thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
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tim: sweet dog you got there.
gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog.
tim: still training huh?
gordon: red robin.. what do you mean?
tim: ...
tim: nevermind...
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RIP Robb Stark, you would've loved to see a stark army crossing the twins 😔😔😔
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Play for FREE at itch.io
Married in Red is a short 2D RPG thriller-story game with visual novel and point-and-click elements set in South Korea that follows the story of Bok-su Go visiting her old friend from University, Da-jeong Choi, on her wedding day.
👰 Development & Story & Graphics 👰
:: RachelDrawsThis
:: @ekrixart
💐 Composer & Sound Designer 💐
:: BellKalengar
🕊️ Features 🕊️
:: Original soundtrack
:: 30+ CGs and 8 maps
:: Classic RPG Horror type gameplay with
to-do list/objective-style puzzles
:: Character-driven story with 3.5k+ of dialogue
🍰 Estimated Play Time 🍰
:: About 30 ~ 45 Minutes
🥀 NUMBER OF ENDINGS 🥀
:: 1
(+ Different dialogues and brief game overs)
Reblogs and tips are greatly appreciated!
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i’m sick and tired of people calling jason a literature buff and then perceive him as only reading jane austen, because, yes he does canonically read austen avidly, but please let him read other books/authors that reflect him like; crime and punishment, metamorphosis, frankenstein, the art of war, the velveteen rabbit, the count of monte cristo, dante’s inferno, to kill a mockingbird etc— maybe i’m salty because i’m a book nerd and no one gets it right, but i want to see people take canon further and excel it rather than boiling down the one thing and beating it with a stick
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And as Hyrule cried for help, the gods answered, flooding the land like under an oil spill
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