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pangur-and-grim · 1 month ago

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first he screamed at the door to be let in, then he decided that I evilly and deliberately trapped him

#Belphegor #he’s soooo close to figuring out door handles #I think he just doesn’t have enough reach or heft

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hinamie · 4 months ago

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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skippingseaglass · 8 months ago

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#i didnt edit out the names bc i thought it was so funny the other guy was named adrian too #paper mario the thousand year door #ttyd #paper mario ttyd #vivian ttyd

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catmask · 2 years ago

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i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

#txt #and then walked out the door. love him <3 #scratchpost

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dearestgentlereaders · 7 months ago

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and he wonders why his wife would question whether he was ever punished as a child as if he isn’t the most dramatic bitch around

#bridgerton #polin #luke newton #nicola coughlan #bridgerton season 3 #colin bridgerton #everything comes out teenage petulance #god know how many rooms in the house and he decides to sleep on the sofa right outside her door that he doesnt even fit on

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paracosmicessence · 1 month ago

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have doodle lol

functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore

#sonadow #? i guess #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sth #sth fanart #sonic the hedghog fanart #my art #sketch #sonic to shadow after shadow generations #but dw guys i’m doing fine #work it just so fucking stressful we’re getting scheduled understaffed and ofc no one wants to come in so we get call outs every day #30 min wait times to make a caramel macchiato?? yes ma’am ITS BC I’M THE ONLY ONE ON BAR RN #like dawg idk if you can tell but we’re in the middle of a giant shopping center ofc we’re gonna be busy #just expect you’re drink to take awhile to make #ESPECIALLY if the line is A BLOCK OUT THE DOOR #DUDE OFC WE’RE BEHIND HAVE YOU NOTICED WE HAVE ONLY THREE (3) PEOPLE WORKING RN???#WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST 6 #anyway probably gonna have to start going back to therapy #i’ll be fine lmao but damn this holiday season is fucking traumatizing

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago

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typical tavern scene

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #figueroth faeth #gorgug thistlespring #got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art #trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one #tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao #I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not #mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy #not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2 #that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door #and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me #okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun #have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks #they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board #carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order #meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am

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cometblaster2070 · 7 days ago

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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

#wicked #wicked 2024 #shitpost #my hand slipped oh no #madame morrible #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #gelphie #imagine being her for a second yk #like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her #asks her to include glinda in their classes #and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant #and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing #and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything #and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am #i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE #can't deal with these damn lesbians again #i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out #also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted #BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE #LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN #WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???

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shotmrmiller · 1 month ago

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being at a restaurant because of a blind date set up from a friend but the thing is you don't remember his name, or what he looks like- did she even tell you what he looks like?

you quietly sit there, fingers tapping a restless rhythm on the polished mahogany tabletop, your wine glass stained red with tonight's indulgence, stands as empty as your stomach. just when you're about to wave a hand to your waiter, a massive brute of a man crashes into the chair across from you with so much force that you can hear the wood groan under his bulk.

he settles into it, unhurried, as if he wasn't 20 minutes late, his worn leather jacket creaking as he does before leaning forward and resting his forearms on the table, and the silver wear rattles with the impact.

then he looks at you with an unsettling intensity, irises so dark they blend into the pupils and asks if you've been waiting long.

you've a mind to leave him there but you're hungry- starved, really- and he's going to cover the check so you might as well stay and get your free dinner. "doesn't matter now, does it?"

you shoot a quick text to your friend, telling her that he- simon- is here and slip your phone back in your bag, not reading the messages she sends back until the morning after, when your head pounds in rhythm with your sex.

who's simon?

#how he got here isn't important #it's the fact that he saw a PYT all by their lonesome and he said yoink #i'd say it's serendipitous #and he'd have no problem strong arming your actual date out the door #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #tbh the real prompt was him knowing what was happening #and decided you're better off with your pussy in *his* mouth #big ass bear of a man only knows how to take ok its in his DNA

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datcravat · 25 days ago

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It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!

#I think she's one of the most underutilized characters ever I will DIE on this hill #she can hear people's feelings that is the COOLEST concept ever #you get people who can hear thoughts a lot and that's cool but hearing FEELINGS is such a sick and unique concept #AND SHES A LAWYER #THATS THE COOLEST CAREER YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAR FEELINGS THAT OPENS DOORS FOR SO MANY GOOD STORIES #I'D LOVE IN AA TO PLAY CASES AS HER WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK BACKWARDS FROM PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS TO FIGURE OUT MYSTERIES #IT'S A WHOLE NEW SIDE TO THE EVIDENCE #AND SUBTLE HIDDEN FEELINGS KEEP GUIDING HER AND PPL JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH HOW SHE WORKS... STUFF LIKE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING #WHY ISN'T IT UTILIZED WHY DO WE JUST HAVE PSUEDOSCIENCE MINIGAME #ATHENA IS SO LIKEABLE AND CHARMING AND FULL OF LIFE TOO #PLEASE CAPCOM #I LOV E HER PLEASE #GIVE US A CRAZY MOMENT WHERE SHE TAKES PHOENIX ASIDE HALFWAY THROUGH A CASEAND TELLS HIM HIS CLIENT WAS JUST ELATED AT THE SIGHT OF A CORPS #OR DO IT IN THE GAMEPLAY WHERE THE PLAYER SPOTS IT IN THE MOOD MATRIX #omg yeah actually that'd make me shit my pants that'd be so cool #proper ghost trick moment #THERE'S SO MUCH COOL STUFF YOu can do fuck okay sorry there are so many tags now #can you tell I got feelings abt this character I LOVE HER so much Im in love w her tbh and she's also so me #ace attorney #athena cykes #my art #have a good day thanks for looking at my art haha

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lmadsadness · 2 months ago

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soundwave and his weird ahh husband who always somehow managed to get into his quaters without waking him up

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succo-al-limone · 1 year ago

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Chat about the young’un from 1610

#my art #atsv #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #gwen stacy #hobie brown #they are so sibling coded #miles morales #<<mentioned #ghostflower #across the spiderverse #hobie is the older brother who would sell his organs for the spider kids and not close the door when he gets out of a room

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 9 months ago

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listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"

#chao the chaos beast #cats #also i inclined my head at the door and said can you go check that out #she gave me a look that i am choosing to anthropomorphize as chagrined and did in fact go check it out #they're in one of the trees now and i can hear them

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tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land · 1 month ago

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